MBTI/Enneagram meme personality tests

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Posting deviant roles, first one is SJ (Guardians)

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This one is for NF (Idealists)

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NT (Rationals)

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And SP (Artisans)

>INTP
>40 year old virgin

JUST

>>34390577
>got ENTP on test
>ISTJ deviant honestly fits just as well
This is why I don't trust pseudoscience.

ISFP
It hurts how accurate it is

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>>34391160

Which test? Also the deviant roles are just for fun, what matters most is your cognitive function stack (pic related).

MBTI isnt really science since the sample sizes are too small but the theory its based on makes sense. Its basically "not bad" and just fun to talk about.

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Kinda missed these threads desu.

Someone post the mbti memes if you have them.

>>34390577
From the links I got:
>ENFP
>ENFP (INFP and ENTJ as secondaries)
>ENFJ (from both of the first two tests
>ENFP
>INFJ
MBTI is the new astrology though. I think it's more fun than it is informative.

>>34391885

>INFP and ENTJ

Nigga what. Those are like opposites in their behaviour.

I would trust the celebritytypes test the most, the others can be all over the place.

>>34392017
Well to be fair I flip around on a lot of these tests whenever I take them. The ones that give percentages always have me at no more than about 33% in any one category, and often I'll be below 15%.

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>>34392144

Seems like you just lack self awareness and answer based on what appeals to you the most at the time.

Maybe check out the cognitive functions? They are a bit tricky to fully understand but much more reliable than tests

Do you identify with pic related at all?

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>>34391853
This is the only one I have.

>>34392227
>Do you identify with pic related at all
Not entirely. That's the problem with these things for me. I can usually identity with about half of it but never feel like they fully describe me.

>>34390672
>Nikola Tesla was an extrovert
Say what again? Einstein, Newton and Edson I can totally understand, but fucking Tesla?

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>>34392285

Hmm. How about this?

If you care enough you can check out some videos on the types you identify the most. The channels below make some good videos on the subject, i like the first one more.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XcrQBKncaJc

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vSpToRo7Frc

>>34392463

Yeah thats BS, Tesla was a typical INTJ (masterrace).

>>34392261

There was a comic about MBTI wojaks, thats the one im looking for.

I got INTJ. What does this mean?

>>34390672
>perpetual virgin
>im actually a virgin
but then again so is most people taking this test

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>>34393373

INTP is probably the worst type to be if you want to achieve anything in life. The only thing they do is contemplate and think but never apply.

>>34390577
is INFJ supposed to be the puppet or puppeteer?

>>34393959

That depends on the concept. INFJ can manipulate a single person very well, ENFJ's manipulate crowds, INTJ's manipulate the ones manipulating the crowds. This is of course theoretical as manipulation requires competence and mastery of social skills that probably no one here really possesses.

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>>34391001
They've never been this blunt about it
Hold me bros

>>34393959
>>34394071

Fug just realised you were asking which one they are in the picture. Oh well, guess it answers your question anyways.

>>34393909
this is true
its just the rest of the world sucks so fucking much it ruins everything for me
i already realized i would have been better off if i was never part of society to begin with, my whole experience with them has been a net loss, i would have been better off alone from the start

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>>34394308

Im INTJ (i think, i always test as INTP but i think i fit in more with INTJ) and i feel the same way. Only thing for me is that i cannot really fully withdraw and forget about reality like you guys can. I still have """plans""" that i one day hope to be able to put into action, but since we're on r9k you can guess how that is going to work out

>>34394414
thing is society and freedom cant coexist and they are constantly at war with one another
in order to live in society you must trade most of it, think about it. You dont choose anything, the majority chooses for you and all you have are some rights to protect you from opression and even those are constantly under attack
it makes sense by every extent then for humans not to form society since we ever only need protection from one another but if you do that you will most likely end up miserable too
and society really breeds the worst in us cheating, stealing, telling lies, manipulating, killing, etc.
I think every problem humans have comes from the fact that we need two things that contradict one another and since we need both but can only really have one we cant ever be happy

>>34394689

You are right but it goes a bit deeper than that. We formed societies during the ooga booga times to fight off rival tribes and larger predators. Societies back in the day provided every man who could fight (which included your typical robot) access to a pussy for at least a couple times, and a sense of belonging. With the invention of agriculture the need for warriors decreased, and skills like social competency and intelligence gained more value. Despite this most societies still relied heavily on manual labor and had a strong warrior culture, both things that most males back then could participate in. What really tipped over the scale was industrialization. This changed societies a hard labor and war based to almost fully reliant on intelligence and social skills. Since most of the time of the human species was spent fucking and fighting, this naturally causes a lot of outliers. Simply put, the majority of us werent evolved to live in these conditions. What we are experiencing now is another step in evolution. Our society is shifting from one based on physical strength to one based on social competency, aka the ability to gain approval and/or submission/compliance of others without the use of force. This includes both being phsyically attractive and socially capable.

We are the ones who couldnt adapt.

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>ESTP
>The Con Artist

Really makes me think

>>34395202

How the fuck did you end up here. ESTP's are supposed to be Chads

>>34395295
Not everyone on r9k looks like the stereotypical OP. Some of us are nothing like most of you guys. We're just sad inside and you guys are sad inside too. Only difference is you guys are sad on the outside too

>>34395375
I was going to post a hide the pain harold but i'm on my phone and i don't have it

>>34395375

Everyone feels sadness to an extent. The difference like you said is that it also manifests in our daily life. That said from your answer i can already guess that you have had multiple girlfriends and have a relatively fufilling life, so your sadness is merely an illusion, where as we have real reasons to be sad.

>>34393909
That's only if you've never had the opportunity to do what you love. Charles Darwin, Albert Einstein, Albert Speer, Marie Curie, and Abraham Lincoln were all INTPS.

>>34390577
I got Type 5 on that enneagram dickery for what it's worth.
>>34394689
Every problem humans have comes from those societies being too large. The more people there are demanding things, the more diverse and conflicting those demands will be. The worst thing that civilized society forced on us is involuntary association because our survival now basically depends on us being in a collective that we all wish would fuck off when they're not giving us something we need.

>>34395539
Yeah
I dont know why i'm sad i just kinda am

>>34395295
ExTPs are weirdly autistic enough to skim the border between robots and normies

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>tfw INTP-T

this life is ass

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What the fuck is this shit, no wonder people call me gay

>>34395539
>real reasons to be sad
keep on blaming everyone but yourself for your problems anon, that'll get you somewhere

>>34396291
I don't think that's what he said at all, actually

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>>34392766
I still don't get ENFJ, everything else makes sense though.

I don't get how I'm ENTP. I like arguing with people and stuff, but I don't really care about science all that much. I like video games and writing.

>>34390685
That ISTP description is 2edgy4me

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>>34390577
INTP 5w6
ready to fucking die

>>34396291

Like the other anon said, thats not what i said at all, but it does bring up the question, why do you care about my problems?

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>one chance at life
>born an INTP into an absurd and godless universe

This is most unfortunate

I'm INTJ: The Supervillian.

I like to very stealthy manipulate my classmates and coworkers into doing things my way. If someone fucks me over, I fuck them over harder. I successfully got a classmate expelled from our medical program because she said some shit about me.I purposely convinced her that the study material I was giving her was correct. She was stupid enough to believe me. She failed all her class last semester; the dean kicked her our permanently. lel

>>34396487

Have you ever met an ISTP? They're edgy as fuck. I remember one ISTP anon here who was obsessed with talking shit about NTs, he made multiple threads on reddit under multiple usernames about why xSTPs are the masterrace and how NTs suck and cant do anything.

I wonder where he is now.

>>34396683
i care about you telling others their own problems don't exist

>>34396794
It's not that bad being an INTP, look at all the famous ones. You just need to do something you find interesting, and if you really enjoy it the money will follow

>>34396945

That has nothing to do with my problems though.

So let me ask again, why do you care about my problems?

>INTP
Yes I am an autist

>>34395698

Yeah ENTPs are. ESTPs are almost always Chads, even if they dont have the physical aspect they have the mental aspect.

>>34396846
It's true though. NT's are all massive ineffectual pussies who don't get anything done.

>>34395619

Didnt mean it in a bad sense, i like you guys a lot, i just recognize that both your and my type are more likely to be failures than have success in life. Basically for INTPs to be succesfull you need to have much more energy than your average INTP and also be very smart (INTP doesnt necessarily equal intelligence although there is a strong correlation). And like i said before, since we're on r9k both of those things arent very likely to be true.

At least you're not an INFP, those guys have it really bad.

>>34397027
>tfw no direction in life
>tfw the real world is overwhelming
>tfw time is running out and you still haven't dipped your toes in the water
If I just had someone who cared enough to point me in the right direction I'd be fine but then again that probably applies to most people.

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>>34397425

>ENTJs dont get shit done

Wew lad

I do agree on the rest. Though we dont need to get shit done, we can just manipulate puppets like you to do it for us

>>34396833

Fellow INTJ here. I like your style.

>>34397465
So did you not go to college or did you drop out of it or something? Is there nothing you have a passion for or find interesting? I've always been interested in biology and gentics in particular, and that's the only reason why I'm not a NEET at the moment.

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>the 40 year old virgin
heh heh not so fast I'm only 19

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>Tfw no INFP waifu

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>>34391001
>>34393909
>>34395779
>>34397175
Wait a second I'm intp why are we eternal virgins?

>>34397865
We're too busy figuring out all of the details, big or small in life to have sex, also most of us don't feel other emotions and most of us are autistic.

>>34397651
Nothing interests me, I have no passions or if I do I'm unaware due to my poor self awareness. Inever went to college. I went straight into dull factory work seeing as I have no idea what I want to do and I didn't want to risk unnecessary debt.

>>34398091
What about when you were a kid? Did you have anything you enjoyed doing? Bird watching, collecting, or anything?

>>34398171
I didn't have any hobbies beyond passively consuming media.

>>34398241
Even then it was nothing more than something to pass the time.

>>34398241
So you literally have no interests, no hobbies, no skills, not even anything remotely resembling them?

>>34398283
It sounds weird but yeah.

>>34398375
Okay so what was your favorite subject at school? Or what one were you best at?

>>34398421
Didn't have a favorite. I was good at religious education, graphic design & german but disliked all three, decent at maths, three sciences, IT.

>>34398566
Well I guess you could become a pastor or something. Could you not try do architecture with your graphic design and physics? Or even just landscaping, that's a comfy and interesting job + it's a trade so therefore in demand

>>34397865
Read this
https://www.16personalities.com/intp-personality
> INTPs word should always be taken with a grain of salt - it's not that they are dishonest, but people with the INTP personality type tend to share thoughts that are not fully developed, using others as a sounding board for ideas and theories in a debate against themselves rather than as actual conversation partners
The level of pure autism conveyed in this paragraph alone should give you a pretty big clue.