a 10/10 Mary Sue Manic Pixie Dream Stacy will magically burst out of your cum bottle and love you forever if you just keep your heart pure by only fapping to guro, pizza and traps, no homo
>>34390290
>mary sue
MPDG's are not Mary Sue's they have "red flag" written all over them to their guarded expression, dyed hair, remarkably thin figure, obscure music tastes and lots of tattoos.
this is useless. i saw a girl like this today when she delivered my pizza and i just looked into her eyes like i couldn't help it but i didn't flinch either.
>>34390290
You can just smell the hair dye from OP's room; this post is tumblr as fuck.
>>34390290
>by only fapping to pizza
Would the 10/10 actually be 10 if your scenario was factual?
>>34390339
But this one is
>>34390361
Haven't bathed in a week, I'm a neckbeard just liek you guys, you might be smelling my cum stains on the walls and floor.
>>34390390
Sure why not!
>>34390564
>Haven't bathed in a week, I'm a neckbeard just liek you guys, you might be smelling my cum stains on the walls and floor.
Nice attempt at a false-flag post, Patchouli. I can smell your period blood from here.