can someone give me the quick rundown on these guys. i think

>>34389601
They are the creators of reality itself. Ever since the dawn of time the universe has adjusted to how they see fit, to their will. We are mere specks of dust compared to the might and awesomeness that are the Bogdanoffs.

I am now aware that we are simple automatons compared to the Bogdanoff.

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>tfw you can feel the Bogdabots crawl around inside you

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>>34389651
I highly, highly, doubt that the one(s) who created the universe would make themselves look that fucking gross. They'd have facial aesthetics, not clownfaces

>>34389601
Lol the rundown always gets me

>>34389739
BIDF trying to hide their beauty

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>>34389760
Are you saying you want a rundown? Here it goes:
>They invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only they can comprehend fully
>In contact with aliens, we think it might be several species
>Have psychic powers, see this video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LieLBpy9qgU)] and also this one at around 0:57 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2A-uxwQS-8)
>Said to be intimidating in private (not violent, this is false)
>Own castles, nuclear plants and mansions around the world
>Rothshields bow to the Bogdanoffs
>Learned fluent French in one week
>Own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on earth
>First designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
>Rule France with an iron but fair fist
>Kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
>Currently at war with Elon Musk because of this
>Sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to Mars several times) manned flight to Mars in their own initiative in a few years
>the big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov.
>He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be the first city)
>Own Nanabot R&D labs around the world
>You most likely have Bogdabots in your body right now
>Brothers have said to have IQs of 200, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>said to be involved in funding several zero energy research projects

>>34389739
That's where you're wrong anon. Our minds cannot comprehend their true beauty without said individuals going completely insane over it. These are not their true forms, but rather ones that we can see and not lose ourselves at the same time.

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>>34389601
some disfigured clowns

>>34389601
saw one thread where OP bragged that how they owned everyone and were in deep Illuminati and rorshach family type conspiracy shit.

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The poster children of "plastic surgery and botox abuse".
They almost look like this mofo (pic related)

>>34389601
What was this phone call about? Oringalk

Quick rundown general

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