Look anon, be honest with me. How does this picture make you feel?

>>34389017
both versions look ugly so it makes me feel nothing.

Jealous that men can't cheat like this

and before you say no I can't grow beard, only patches

>>34389095
this
she has a gross horseface with no outstanding features that make her anything above a 4 or a 5

>>34389017
just reminds me that make-up is the perfect metaphor for women

>>34389017
>Left: I'll make myself look as frumpy as possible
>Right: I'll make myself look as hot as possible

Yeah, certainly shows something....I think.

>>34389017
It's funny that she purposefully made herself look ugly in the picture where she is without the make-up. If anyone says that she looks ugly in that picture, she can just tell herself that it is because she made the "funny" face and her "self-esteem" would not be damaged.

>platinum hair with ginger eyebrows
shit look, black or dark brown is a must

The first things my eyes moved to were the atrocious tattoos. I only noticed the difference in makeup at second glance.

God, I can't wait for the tattoo meme to die.

>>34389115
Why are beards cheating?

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>>34389017
Makeup thread?

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>>34389284
Gotta keep going.

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>>34389258
You can hide your no chin and no jaw under a beard.
Though, being able to grow a beard is part of the person's genes, so it's not as bad as make-up.

>>34389017
She's trying to be ugly in the left photo. If she struck exactly the same pose there would not be nearly as much difference.

>>34389284
A lot of these women look fine without the make up, but this does explain why so many women I find to be in my league end up being vapid cunts.

>>34389400
Except makeup doesnt just grow on your face

>someone makes an ugly face in one, a normal face in another
>wth what is this sorecery :DDD?

>>34389017
Trash, and sprinkled trash.

>>34389400
That pic is still him in his natural form, he hasn't bought synthetic beard to apply it every day to hide his lack of beard.

>>34389617
This. A beard is just a secondary sexual characteristic found in males like boobs or hips in women.

>>34389617
That's what I said in the second sentence.
But you can use your beard to hide your shitty no jaw/chin genes.

>>34389017
even with her "trying" to make an ugly face in the left photo you can still clearly see major shit wrong with her face in general, the hair doesn't even have to make her look old, she already has a bunch of methhead-tier skin and wrinkle issues as well as body proportions and weight distribution, absolutely hideous

>>34389400
if anything shaving would be more akin to makeup.

>>34389017
>ring in nose
>dyed grey hair
>tattoos
I feel disgusted

>>34389302
>she has a pizza face is because she keeps caking on make up to hide her pizza face
stupid woman

Her head looks way too large for her body. Its creeping me out.

>>34389400
but 9gag?????

>>34389284
It's not just make up in the 2nd picture, the lighting and her pose are different. If she would've put as much effort in the 1st picture as she did in the second, she would look much better without make up.

>>34389842
First picture in google.

some girls are fake, the left picture is i want to look ugly with the pose. i think if she posed like the one on the right then maybe look the same. some girls look good even without make up.

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Not all of them are so bad. You can tell this one wasn't overdone.

>>34389017
Sad. Sad because it reminds me of women my age. That reminds me of the men of my age. That reminds me of the fact that those women want to be with other men my age. That reminds me of why, which is partly schizotypal and partly shitty raising by my parents. Thst reminds me of how worthless my life is. That reminds me I shouldn't be alive.
Sad.

>>34389942
You're worth a lot anon, don't be sad. In your lies the potential of boundless power or autism.

>>34389017
ITT: virgins finding out there are ZERO "hot" girls out there under all the makeup. Just appreciate it because at the end of the day you are what you make yourself

>>34389915
This one's actually decent without makeup, if it is indeed a no makeup pic, I sense there are some sneaky touches tho.

I feel soo confused about it :/

>>34389915
>>34389284
These two are cute enough for me

>>34390409
What are you uncertain of?

>>34389973
wtf are you talking retard

>>34389017
I'm almost positive she'd look cute if she put on a straight face in the first picture.

What a insecure ugly old loser, painting her face lol, for what? A guy will see what an old wreck she is eventually. I love how women have made it so make up is their thing, so they can look good even if they're ugly, ugly men are just screwed.

>>34389017
>>34389284
when you see a girl with this particular heavy makeup look you know she's nothing like that without it

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>>34389017
lmao this bitch has ZERO hips at all and her ass is probably a flapjack. mfw I'm dating a black goddess

>>34389915
Assuming that's her, this IS overdone. You know it is. It's still a lot.

>>34389017
I wonder what she looks like without make up when she's not making silly faces.

>>34389185
This so much. I only really like the look of dyed hair if you also color in your eyebrows with the same color, unless you are using a balayage technique that shows your roots.

>>34389284
I really dislike eye make up that's this dark. Winged eyeliner is usually hit or miss, but this almost always looks bad unless you're wearing a costume.

>>34389400
I can't wait for the lumberjack beard + hipster hairstyle/"man-bun" trend to die.

>>34389915
>>34391067
Everybody looks bad with braces. She'll look a lot better when they're off.

>>34391120
I think braces are sexy

>>34391149
>pulling pubic hair out of your braces after fooling around

Nothing sounds less sexy than this, desu.

>>34391495
Then have them shave

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>>34389400
>9gag
also

>takes months to grow beard for some men
>meanwhile there are stages where you look like a retard just like with long hair
>shit gets annoying while eating
>performing upkeep, you can fuck this up and destroy your entire beard with a single fuck up
>meaning regrow time to make it look normal or shave it all
>taking it off when you cant deal with it means starting the process over again

vs

>taking 30 mins to an hour out of your day to apply make up