the calls that saved /r9k/

What did he say?

oreg

>>34388268
Execute Operation Elliot

>>34388268
He's ordering a weapon to surpass metal gear

>>34388179
Who is this magnificent creature? Can someone give me a fast summary?

>>34388371
Here's a quick rundown.

>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/12/pope-francis-russian-orthodox-patriarch-kirill-make-history-cuba-first-meeting-in-1000-years
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/12162705/Patriarch-Kirill-meets-penguins-in-Antarctica.html
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk[Embed] [Open] [Embed] [Open]
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoff

Hey guys, I received reliable information from a family member of the Bogdanoffs that they DO sometimes post on /r9k/ under the username JohnnyNeptune, it's some kind of post-modern performance art, very experimental. It really makes you think.

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They rule the world with an iron but fair fist

i hate this forced UNORIGINAL meme

>>34388410
thx for quick rundown

-i

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>>34388856

BIDF get out

this is my favorite meme of 2017 so far, with to intelligent as a close second.

whats their end game lads?

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>>34389176

As mere 3D animals we cannot begin to comprehend the nature of their existence, let alone their bogenda