Hi, I'm Johnny NEETbux, and I call this one the Wagecuck Blues

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See that Wagie runnin' to work as fast as he can,
Little does he know his wife's at home with another man.
Gets to the office sits down at his desk,
Mr Sheckelstein throws down them papers and yells "NO TIME FOR REST!".

Y' see, whilst Wagie's at work bringin' home the bacon,
His wife's gettin' fucked and for once she ain't fakin'.
But he's stuck at work, there's nothin' he can do,
'Cause there ain't no cure for the Wagecuck Blues.

12 O'Clock hits and it's time for a break,
"10 minutes!" yells Jewstein "And don't be late!"
Eats as fast as he can and makes it back for 12:11,
"YOU'RE LATE YOU DUMB WAGIE, NOW YOU'LL STAY TIL 7!"

Y' see, whilst Wagie's at work bringin' home the bacon,
His wife's gettin' fucked and for once she ain't fakin'.
But he's stuck at work, there's nothin' he can do,
'Cause there ain't no cure for the Wagecuck Blues.

Now 7 rolls around and it's time to go,
Time to walk home in the rain and the snow,
To get their our Wagie has to travel hours.
And walk past comfy NEETs avoiding the showers.

Y' see, whilst Wagie's at work bringin' home the bacon,
His wife's gettin' fucked and for once she ain't fakin'.
But he's stuck at work, there's nothin' he can do,
'Cause there ain't no cure for the Wagecuck Blues.

So he gets home at 10 and sees his wife in the nude,
Doin' things with a NEET that most would call lewd.
So he does what any good cuck would do,
He gets out his tiny dick and jerks off 'til they're through.

Y' see, whilst Wagie's at work bringin' home the bacon,
His wife's gettin' fucked and for once she ain't fakin'.
But he's stuck at work, there's nothin' he can do,
'Cause there ain't no cure for the Wagecuck Blues.

Thank you. Thank you very much.