/fembot feels/

Daily reminder that "fembots" do not exist.
Oregando post.

>>34386140
sadwich

see to it that you save your sadwich from sogginess with those sad sobs

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fembots do not exist check em /tv/

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I was feeling shitty earlier today since I skipped work.

BUT I'm glad I did in the end! I have solved a personal issue that's been bugging me the past few days.

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give me fembot gf
the sexinator commands it

How can fembots exist if I would date you in a heartbeat?

I want to ask this again since nobody did last time. Are any of you fembots named Stacey? Because that would be funny.

>>34386140
>I'm so desperate and pathetic that I still believe there's women as desperate and pathetic as I am
>>34386289
>I'm so desperate and pathetic that I still believe there's men desperate and pathetic enough to believe I'm a girl

>>34386289
Good to hear, anon. But will something bad happen if you skipped work?

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>>34386348
This is the realest post I've read all day, well done.

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>>34386348
Ahaha. Are you one of the anons I was talking with earlier? Nice to know I left quite the impression on you~

I keep trying really hard but still not being good. Worst thing is, my mentor seems to be an eternal optimist, but I can see that after literally 2 weeks, 10 days in a row, 9-6 I've been doing the same experiment in the lab, and I'm fucking it up over, and over and over again. Tiny little things like shaking/not shaking a tube fucks everything up, and there's so many little things.
At 5 we'll sit down and she'll have this puzzled expression on her face while looking at my data, to eventually conclude that it's not really reliable/we can't use it, and I'll try again tomorrow.

But I think I'm reaching breaking point here, and I'm dreading, dreading the moment she properly gives up on me.

>>34386219
/gif/
oregoo

>>34386358
>being beta^n
That's not a woman and even if it were they'd never fuck you, you raging faggot

>>34386382
What lab is it? You have written instructions for the experiment, don't you?

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Do ENTJ fembots exist?

>>34386379
If another anon already thought your spergy animeposting reeks of neckbeard, that just confirms you're a dude.

>>34386412
>do Taiwanese leprechauns exist?

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>>34386392
>even if it were they'd never fuck you
Anon tell me what's it like to have a time machine and be a crab.

Help me, recently I started to really want a child. If there is such a thing, my biological clock is going wild.

>>34386434

>thatsthejoke.jpg

In all seriousness i dont believe ENTJ women exist, but its interesting to see it when one claims that she is.

>>34386441
>to have a time machine and be a crab.
Autism like this is why no one ever fucks you

>>34386413
>anon thinks girls on 4chan don't likely girly boys
Wewlad

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>>34386413
It was several anons actually! They were all trying to convince me to post nudes with the whole TITS OR GTFO shtick. Pretty entertaining, but I didn't cave in.

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>>34386382
yeah that's sad and all but you can just post this in a regular feels thread instead of a """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""fembot"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" thread

>>34386382
How fucking retarded do you have to be to mess up a lab

Unless you're designing your own procedure (which itself isn't hard if you read tv literature) everything to need to do is written down.

You're probably not even a girl, but you sure as shit sound stupid as one

>>34386472
The logical thing would have been to ignore this thread entirely.

>>34386469
Which thread did you come out of?

>>34386460
What do you mean anon? You can't know if no one will ever fuck me unless you have a time machine. Also the reason I called you a crab is before you have a crab's mentality aka crab in a bucket.
>>34386469
If you're being a huge attention whore for no reason and stated your gender when it was not needed then you should post tits or gtfo.

>>34386461
>anon thinks there's girls on 4chan
wewlad
>>34386469
>It was several anons actually!
Oh, so it's a general concensus then.
Thanks for preemptively telling me you've already proven you're unable to show you're a "girl", dude :^)

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>>34386497
4u maybe who is def not a female

>>34386517
>You can't know if no one will ever fuck me unless you have a time machine.
I've only read a few of your posts and I already know.

>Also the reason I called you a crab is before you have a crab's mentality aka crab in a bucket.
The reason I called you autistic before is because you actually have autism

>>34386493
This anon could possibly be doing
>Undergraduate research
>Graduate research

Neither of which are easy depending on which field it's in. Chill out my friend

>>34386140
fembots don't exist go back to tumblr stacy

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>>34386528
>there are not girls on 4chan
Guess all them tits and vags I seen with timestamps were all just fake eh?

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>>34386517
Hm, I don't exactly remember what the topic was, but I'm somewhat sure it was to do with the conversation. Oh well!

>>34386528
I can prove it, but why would I? Maybe I want to draw out this little game of mine for as long as possible~

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>>34386311
cause pic related

>>34386570
attention whores aren't robots

>>34386562
I'm a chemistry grad student.
Undergraduate research labs are easy as shit and so are graduate labs if you're not a fucking retard.

When I was doing undergrad research, the fuckasses that would just start mixing and shaking shit before confirming the procedure made me want to throttle them by the neck. I've had hours of my life sloshed because of dumbass lab partners

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>>34386552
I'm not the anon you 1st replied to mate. Also I have had sex before when I was younger and I was nerdy as fuck. So your whole "he is a virgin" does not stick. Also saying someone has is very silly.

>>34386570
>lol these girls posted tits, they must be true denizens of 4chan
This board is 18+, buckaroo

>>34386140
>/fembot feels/
>Remove /pol/ edition

Well that explains a lot. It truly is amazing how mentally retarded women are. If left to their own machinations this planet really would be a smoldering pile of ash

>>34386602
But we were not talking about just r9k mate. We were talking about all of 4chan.

>>34386587
>I can prove it
Prove it :^)
>Maybe I want to draw out this little game of mine for as long as possible~
No shit. You have a penis and want to pretend we don't know you do for as long as you can.

>>34386619
>4chan is some club now
It has not been that way for years mate. 4chan is not some special place now. Maybe in the past but that's been far gone.

>>34386650
>that's how you get tits of out of a female
That only works if they really care about it anon. Plus you should maybe stop replying to it if they are not going to give you what you want.

>>34386613
>I'm not the anon you 1st replied to mate.
Then what the hell is your point, retard?

And if you want me to believe you've gotten laid, that autism is going to have to be toned down a bit

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>>34386650
Will you give me a big, fat reward if I do?

>>34386626
ok fair enough
4321

>>34386654
>buhbuhbuh muh boys club
There is not a single female poster that comes here to post anything besides attention grubbing trash.

If you deny that the overwhelming majority of 4chan is male generated content, you're either brain damaged or 10.

>>34386687
I'm 100% sure I put my dick inside of a vagina and moved it in and out and came. You should stop acting like sex is a big deal. It's very easy to get sex if you're not a super sperg and if you are you can just buy it.

>tfw no guy friend who will be nice and comfy without becoming obsessed with me and sharing all my information with r9k when I won't date him

guess I have to pretend to be a homo

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>>34386688
No, because you can't.

>>34386456
ENTJ women are harsh and very egotistical. INFPs and INTJ are better.

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>>34386705
It's ok anon I still love you. No homo. Have this tiny bear.
>>34386719
>There is not a single female poster that comes here to post anything besides attention grubbing trash.
so you're telling me you met every last female poster? Becuase that's the only way you can say that anon. And if you did how did you get all of their info and meet them THEN get them to not lie to you about it? But that would also imply you have mind reading powers aswell then.

>>34386721
>I'm 100% sure I put my dick inside of a vagina and moved it in and out and came.
Are you also 100% sure you've touched a breast? Feels like a bag of sand, right?

>You should stop acting like sex is a big deal. It's very easy to get sex if you're not a super sperg and if you are you can just buy it.
My point exactly.
Now quit being a super sperg so you can get some.

>>34386688
Prove you're a female with something lewd posted with a timestamp and I will post my 7x5 inch cock.

>>34386140
>tfw keep feeling like people are out to trick me and cause me to feel like shit

Why do I even go outside

>>34386772
>so you're telling me you met every last female poster?
How can I meet something that isn't real? :^)

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>>34386792
>Are you also 100% sure you've touched a breast? Feels like a bag of sand, right?
Nah it feels like a bag of pennies.

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>>34386808
But I do know a few female posters who post here daily on my kik. Not to say they are female robots but they are in fact female and post here.

>>34386821
Your top notch humor isn't going to convince me you're not an incel when you're posting it alongside spoilered weeb shit

>>34386409

>>34386493
I'm writing up my own protocol, although it's based on a poorly written/thought out previous protocol. I usually work with cells but this is mostly chemistry based, so a lot is unfamiliar.

Like I had to legit relearn the C1V1=C2V2 thing, and I spent hours and hours on it because I kept coming up with a different answer to my ex supervisor, only for him to be like "oh yeah, that's right". A bunch of the values and dilutions from the previous protocol was completely wrong too, so it's been a long process of being uncertain, because who am I, some dipshit who lucked into a masters, to be questioning the work of professors and phd students?

And with written instructions like for example, making sure I resuspend whatever's in a tube. I mean the previous protocol was bare bones along with being incorrect, so I'm unaware that that step has to be done until I make the mistake. I get that it's kind of common sense, but I'm already out of my depth with the rest of it that it's just skipped over, you know?

>>34386472
Regardless of whether you think a fembot is a thing or no, I'm studying in a foreign country on my own, with nobody to talk to and I need an outlet. And I'm female. And I didn't see any other feels threads up.

>>34386854
>kik
Calling attentionwhores "posters" seems a bit inaccurate, no?

Also
>I talk to people I meet of the internet on kik
Your life is already a pathetic, steaming pile of shit. Might as well just kill yourself. It's not like you have any friends to miss you

>>34386862
>I'm writing up my own protocol
Wow, look at you! That totally wasn't something every stem major had to do Junior year!

>C1V1=C2V2
That's literally the most basic fucking concentration adjustment imaginable. Is the notion of solute concentration going down after you add more solvent rocket science?
Are you a goddamn downy?

>making sure I resuspend whatever's in a tube.
Translation: shake the fucking tube.

Jesus, you're dumb.

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>>34386858
>he think gal-o segen is weeb

https://youtu.be/1EKTw50Uf8M

>>34386898
>being this much of a crab
Who hurt you anon?

>tfw will never find a heterosexual bf with no desire to cross dress or be pegged
>masculine men no longer exist
>let alone masculine men that are simultaneously gentle, affectionate and sweet

>>34387082
Oh no, you got me. I only insult losers online because of repressed childhood memories and my raging jealousy of your ability to talk to fake women on kik :(

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>>34387061
>my weeb show isn't a weeb show because it's poorly drawn
k

>>34387206
>fake women
What kind of power lets you see what a person looks like without having them post their pictures? That would have been handy when I was younger.

>>34387190
>I want a man who's manly!

>But he must also be gentle and caring.

you have to pick one.

>>34387243
>he does not know that video started a old meme
It hurts to know there are people right now who don't know what gal-o sengen is

>>34387190
Are you worthy of someone like that? I mean ask yourself would you treat a man like that right?

>>34387278
I don't want him to be a caricature of masculinity, I just want him to be *not effeminate*

That not unreasonable

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>>34387278
>he can't be both
Look at this pleb.

>>34387190
Speaks volumes about how stupid you are to still lurk this board. If you can't find a man like that in real life then you have no one to blame other than yourselves for allowing and instigating such faggotry because it was trending and made you feel good about yourself

>>34387338
That's difficult, especially if you live in the U.S.

Men who are high test and are manly and take charge are not usually very attractive.

>>34386740
Would you have a problem with an asexual but romantic relationship.

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>>34387259
>they never posted photos so they could be women
On a side note, I need to move $2 million from Nigeria to LA. Paypal me $1489 and I'll make sure you get 1/2 of the $2 mil once I get it to America

>>34387312
Maybe this is some sort of rest in which a humble answer would be preferable? In any case, of course I would. How could I not love a person like that entirely, and do the best I can to be a good partner to him for life?

Can we not turn this into a women hate thread in keeping with the spirit of the board? I don't have any pics to contribute but come on...

>>34387285
>>he does not know that video started a old meme
Read this back and tell me if you honestly believe it isn't dripping with autism

>>34387360
I think I'm some of that but I'm not a 2/10. I'm at most a 5/10 but I can have a better face when I lose this weight.

>>34387338
>I just want him to be *not effeminate*
And yet you want to shack up with some "sweet, loving, affectionate" bitchboy

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>>34387399
>not knowing all the memes and having a meme databank

>>34386740
There's good people here mixed in with the bad, really.

>>34387342
>t. Negative testosterone levels

>>34386140
>fembots don't exist
Females issues consist of *chad left me*,*chad asked for divorce*,*creepy guy asked me for a date*.Seriously,tell me what you sluts struggle with in rl.

>>34387399
It's just a shitty music video man.

Do women get uncomfortable getting checked out by people with glasses? My glasses make my eyes look massive so I need to know.

choose /pol/ or islam

thats really it for you fembots

>>34387393
Well if you really think you are worthy of a male like that then you should go out and look for him. There is a very low percent chance you will find guy like that on r9k.

>>34387360
See, the taking charge wouldn't even be a priority. By default I see myself doing it half the time, and if necessary could be the initiator entirely. The important part is finding one with out fantasies about sucking on penises, and being a trap.

That is genuinely what I meant by masculine, just not effiminate. But I have acknowledged how rare that is

>>34387448
>I'm underage
Thanks for the heads up

>>34387482
One of the first posts in the """""fembots""""" feels thread I read last night was about relationship problems. I don't get why they come here.

Is there a comfy discord for just fembots?

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>>34387519
>I have not been in here for 11 years

>>34386219
/pol/
unorrrreeeeeginal

>>34387444
If you think affection is effiminate, you are part of the reason romance is dying.

>>34387546
It's called /r/twoxchromosomes, faggot

>>34387376
> not camming with them to get real poof

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>>34387553
>I have not been here for 11 days

>>34386984
What's wrong with you? It's a feels thread, you come in here to attack people? I feel incompetent and out of my depth and you call me a retard. What good does it do? I think it's clear I'm a persistent person, so it won't stop me. it's just mean.

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>>34387589
>camming
You are the problem

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>>34387478
Well I think I'm high testosterone levels and I like cute things. But I'm black so most girls don't want that. Also here is a picture of me holding some cute things.

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>>34387278
>you are either a pussy slaying chad or a dick sucking homo faggot
>there is no inbetween

>>34387634
>I don't do that when I was horny as fuck as a teen
I could not control my penis.

>>34387604
Why does being in a foreign country with no one to talk to translate to a need for /r9k/? There are plenty of websites and plenty of boards where you can go to talk about this shit without diluting the boards content. If you want to talk to someone and don't want your feelings hurt then go to Reddit. I'm not even joking. Communities there are undoubtedly better suited for you.

>>34387504
Oh, you think I ought to try /tv/ then?

You're right, however venting the frustration related feels nice in the mean time

>>34387604
>waaahhhhh y are you calling me a retard
Because you sound like a literal retard.

Your "feels" stem from your own stupidity, and I feel no sympathy for a grad student so fucking stupid they don't understand that the concentration of salt in salt water goes down if you add water.

>>34387190
>heterosexual
>bf
pick one

>>34387691
I think you should try /out/ or /an/.

>>34386412
almost, i'm ENTP ;))))

>>34387698
Alright.
>>34387684
I've been on here (like r9k here) since 17. I get that people will be mean here and it's not affecting me, but I'll call it out.

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>>34387741
>got INFP
That's good right?

>killed the thread
Well ok...

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>>34388292
the only good fembot thread is a DEAD fembot thread.

>>34387190
>tfw not certain what counts as masculine these days
Before it was assertiveness and shit but I'm not due to hating conversations outside my interests.

>>34388355
>not trying to get with female robots and making each other happy

>>34387798
This is the tumblr personality.

>>34386862
Country? I might know you.

>>34388355
there is no such thing as a "fem" anon you idiots need to read the r9k bible it touches on this subject. heres a link faggots ;
www.r9kbible.weebly.com/

>>34386219
/i/, since they'll probably never bother to remove it.

>>34388449
Women can't be robots. You can get anything by opening your legs. Fuck off to Tumblr or >>>/soc/ if you want to pretend to be lonely.

>>34388462
Not that anon but what about INFJ?

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>>34388462
I never been on tumblr before. I been on 4chan for 11 ish years. But tumblr does have some nice porn from all the pictures I seen posted.
>>34388495
>I'm clicking that

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>tfw a bunch of GWAR videos mysteriously appear in YT history
>spooked

I really hope it was just my dad watching music videos on the playstation, and I left my YouTube account signed in or something. It's feels terrifying though, like someone cracked into it and is leaving these videos to threaten me

>>34388518
Unless you met every last female who posts here you can't claim they are not robots. Also I think most women don't want to just use sex to get everything in their lives.

>>34386740
this f e e l

i just want to be able to get drunk and high with a guy friend without worrying they'll make some creepy sexual advances

>>34388517
>>34386219
Rebollering

>>34388606
>drink and high
I would about to drop my email but you partake in the devils juice and grass

I just want a fellow fembot friend to talk about how pathetic we are together

>>34388708
>not helping each other out and becoming less robots
Shameful!

>>34388567
I don't need too meet every woman it is a fucking fact. You don't need to meet every dog to know that it is a fucking canine.

Also your other point is retarded when it comes to getting whatever you want without sex or whatever.
Suppose you had a button you press it you get what you like. If you had said device then you have no right to complain. Sex is that button

>>34388737
Women can't be robots you white knight. I bet you get pummeled by Tyrone and your fat land whales strap on

>>34386598
This image just reinforces the point it is criticizing. If you were genuinely hungry and didn't have other options then a free hotdog would be a perfectly valid option and a bit of dirt or gravel would not be enough to deter you from that essential food that you are craving and have no other way to acquire. So if a 'lonely' girl won't take a subpar guy then she is being dishonest by advertising herself as lonely because she clearly has options, but she won't take them because she knows she can do better, and so thus her problem is merely that she wants better options than those available to her (which incidentally is the same thing that she is criticizing those loser guys of doing when they ask her to be their girlfriend after they foolishly interpret "I can't find a guy" as an actual truth).

>>34388737
How can I help someone if I can't even help myself ;_;
I just need another human being of the same sex that I can relate to

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>>34388810
>posting all these facts to back up your claims
Also just becuase you're a nigger and want things easy mode don't mean others do.
>>34388835
>I'm not a black guy

>>34386219
/m/ is where it goes to.

>>34388865
Well just put youself out there mate I'm sure someone will talk to you.

>>34388888
GIVE HIM (YOU)S EVERYONE!

>>34388932
>I'm not a female
Try again buddy.

>>34388851
the image isn't accurate though. the image should talk about a rotting hot dog lying on the ground that will only make you feel worse when you eat it because not every guy is a good match and some will make you feel much worse.

>>34388873
I never said you were black. Screenshot my post. Get better at reading and look at it again when you think you are ready.

>have new bf, he's pressuring me to fuck
>I tell him im scared, and that i need to tell him something
>tell him my horrible secret, that i have 'Dermatillomania', basically i pick my skin til it bleeds and pick my scabs and cant help myself
>tell him that i pluck the pubes from my vag
>i do it so that it will scab over and i can pick at it
>tell him my pussy is a scabbed over, puss-filled, crusty looking mess and that i dont want him to see
>he says its ok, he wont judge me
> show him my vag, he gags
>i tell him he can fuck me if he wants, at least he wont have to see my disgusting looking pussy
>he turns the light off and rawdogs me
>i forget to ttell him i have a yeast infection
>he gets a urinary tract infection from me and pisses blood for a weak
>tells me he hates me and im the gorssest girl hes ever known

sigh why cant i do anything right?

>>34389818
Have you tried washing?

>>34389818
Lol basically not, probs see a doctor about that shit dear, you need antibiotics or they might have to like amputate your snatch or some shit

>>34389030
>translation: All guys who aren't chad are "rotting hot dogs lying on the ground"

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>>34388606
What do you have to offer that my guy friends don't? They also bring their own bud/dabs, so . . .

>>34389818
>have new bf
Stopped reading there

>>34388865
I'll talk to you but I'm not sure that I want to whine all day and feel sad. Is that okay?

>>34389818
Lol I want this to be real.

>>34389818
He deserves it for not just sticking it in your ass.

>>34387741

Whats the winky smiley supposed to mean?

https://discord.gg/eea967H

fembot feels server

>>34386140

>itt we rehash the anime avatar smug shit posting on /b/ but we actually pretend to be girls

>>34390902
Why do I feel like you're lying

>>34391129
It's false advertising. Don't join

>>34388888
five eights
HOLY SHIT