>you bump into this guy in a dark alleyway >how fucked are you?

>>34386132
>be white
I think I'm pretty good.

>>34386132

*unsheaths katana*
*teleports behind him*
*give him a swift stab through the heart*
*walk away*

tch..nothin personal degenerate

>>34386132
Not fucked at all I know Judo, if he tries any shit with me, I'll break his arm and maybe a leg for good measure.

>5'11
Snort audibly at the manlet and walk away

>I voted for Trump

I think he'll leave me alone.

>>34386161
If dubs, He's also good at martial arts.

Probably pretty fucked as that guy has a life sentence which means he broke out and is looking for a way to flee and hide and will kill anybody who spots him

>>34386132
Probably alright, I'm 6'2 and could probably run pretty fast if I had to, but there's also the chance he grabs me before I could manage to run off.

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>>34386132
>skinhead
Not fucked at all. If it's one on one, Stormfags are the biggest pussies on the face of the earth

>>34386154

*vanish in a puff of smoke*
*you're only seeing blurs of motion*
*suddenly appears from the ground below you*

this isn't even my full power

>>34386132
I wouldn't be walking in a dark alleyway

>>34386132
Pretty fucked. I can fight but he's either a prison beta or a prisoner with nothing to lose. Odds are not in my favour.

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>>34386132
>6'4"
>blond hair
>blue eyes
>can say sieg heil
probably get away with being his bff

>>34386132
Simple survival guide.
Step 1) be white
Step 2) say "1488 brother, seig heil"
Step 3) new friend gained
Step 4) profit

>>34386132
>sieg heil
>recite Fuhrer's most famous speech
>sieg heil again
>leave with a smile on my face and a new friend
feels good man

>>34386132
offer to suck his dick

if he says no

rape

>>34386132
Being the pure blue eyed blonde haired Aryan I am I would be fine. I think I'd question why someone who is clearly untermensch is a nazi though.