How does one suck themself off?

>>34385777
LOL You farted

Just be a skinny, flexible cuteboi like me. Benis size is very important as well.

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>open mouth
>insert penis

It's that easy.

I've sucked myself off at least 20 times.
>tfw you can feel your dick at the back of your throat

Be skinny and flexible. Lay on your back and put your ass against the wall and walk your feet up until your back is against the wall and gravity will assist you

1) Claim another man's penis or disassociated penis as your own.
2) Suck that.