I have lost so many chances to get laid just by fucking chance
>Go to my hometown for a week
>There is no internet
>Still manage to arrange meetings with friends
>find out that this 7/10 qt really likes me and wants to meet on friday
>was meant to go as a group on friday to see some movies
>friend gets sick
>can't message the qt because no internet
And now
>College is planning a trip to Amsterdam
>a lot of qts are going
>I overheard them talking about me several times
>Passport expires a week before the actual trip
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!
>>34382280
>he needs a passport to go to amsterdam
>>34382448
UK life
sed lyf
>>34382472
Well go get your passport renewed now, you muppet. If they tell you to wait until it expires for some reason, explain the situation.
>>34382667
I tried, I have to wait like 3-4 months before I get it, a lot of people panicked when brexit happened and rushed for passports.
>>34382718
Well unless you can find an alternative, it sounds like you're buggered.
>>34382280
Well the solution is fucking obvious OP, GO TO AMSTERDAM NOW,
>>34382280
No joke I've lost over 100 chances to get laid in the past 2 years alone
Fucking kill me, I put a dick pic on tinder before it was a bannable thing and got hundreds of matches and half agreed to sex instantly after I asked but I never had the testicles to follow through
>>34382280
how do I end up with a qt in that position in front of me like in OP's pic?
>>34382472
your regular id should be enough to travel within Europe
>>34382280
>>34383041
Both of you need to fuck off. If you get this many opportunities you are not a robot. Some of us don't even have that.
>>34383695
This shit is not true. You can DEFINITELY be a robot and have friends, girlfriends, etc. I'm one myself, and I don't give a fuck what you think.
Although in this case you may be right.