So like, yeah, why are vaginas so fucking nasty looking?

Original fuckingbumpstupid

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Bumparoo you faggit ass mods, lets get this thread going chop chop!

>>34381415

TWENTY. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I SAID MOTHERFUCKING TWENTY! TWENTY. POUNDS. OF. PUSSY. AND. ASS. T W E N T Y

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>>34381449
Hellyeah faggot bump dis bitch!

Because your cock doesn't have eyes

>>34381199
they're meant to be hidden under pubic hair, but only recently were razors discovered
blame evolution

>>34381524
My cock is lucky, butch ;-)

>>34381524
I meant to say bitch, but auto correct is a bitch

>>34381199
Are you gay, like seriously?

>>34381199
Only when they're nasty roastie vaginas that have taken miles of cock. Pure innie pussies are absolutely adorable.

>>34381199
There is not a vagina in that image I wouldn't happily lip-fondle if it belonged to my hypothetical gf.

>>34381927
Are u a vagina?

>>34381927
nope, I just call it how I see it.
And vaginas look like fucking shit

>>34382144
Must be a virgin thing, then.

>>34382167
Lol, the womenz bantz
You already played your ace whore, you lose

here's a shocker for you guys:

women are JUST AS DISGUSTED BY DICKS

but in fact, it's a learned taste. that "weird" feeling turns to arousal after a while. no need to force it -- it happens on its own. for now, go with what works for you.

t. non-virgin adult man

>>34382193
See:

>>34382204
>that "weird" feeling turns to arousal after a while

No need to feel ashamed, virgin-kun. One day you'll understand.

little girls have much neater bajinas than dumb roastie whores

>>34382219
Nah, I'm pretty sure it will always be disgusting no matter you look at it

>>34382144
Have you seen that video of the roasty shitting out of her vagina? The wall between the anus and vag tore from excessive penetration so her shit came out of both. Vaginas are a fucking nightmare.

>>34382204
fucking mangina is what u r

>>34382256
No grapes for you so far, eh, little fox?

>>34382252
I don't want to see it, the mental image is enough to traumatize me

>>34382235
women say the same about dicks. doesn't last very long

>>34382204
>women are just as disgusted by dicks
I wholeheartedly disagree. Some can be gross. Some are the hottest thing ever.

Women are born with too much vulva that can be surgically removed to look better.
Men are born with foreskin which is removed against their will so that they look disgusting. I'd say they have it worse.

>>34382276
let's not fuck with genitals at all, how about that

and yeah, circumcision/male genital mutilation is really fucked up and needs to stop

>>34382271
Nah, pretty sure sure you are just a lying cuntwhore applying damage control to save face. Are women's ego' s really this fragile?

>>34382252
I need to see that video. Linke up desu

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>>34382265
I'll pass, you have them

>>34381199
ikr dicks are so much more beautiful. Why can't women have dicks.

I'm not gay I just want a qt trap with a cute feminin penis that I can snuggle with and maybe succ

Op you truly get it

>>34382204
except that dicks actually look good when you're not turned on

>>34382313
i'm a man though. wanna see my dick?

>>34382339
No, I'm not that kind of faggot

>>34382327
>I-I didn't want to have any anyway...

Sure thing, little fox.

>>34382329
>>34382337
See, they get it

>>34382348
are you sure? it's large and totally aesthetic and not homo at all

>>34382204
Incorrect, dicks are delicious and nice to look at.

t. local vagina

>>34382353
>implying I ever asked in the first place
You suck

>>34382358
yeah, i'm something like 60% on the kinsey scale. whatever the fuck that means.

>>34382366
did you always think so?

>>34382365
I mean if you insist on posting a picture of your dick I can't stop you faggot

I've never seen a gross prepubescent vagina

>>34382404
You mean you've never seen any vagina at all.

kek

>>34382385
Yes. Since I was 12, at least.

>>34382385
>roastie damage control can't fathom that people agree vaginas are grotesque because it'll hurt her itty bitty self esteem this post
Fuck off femicunt

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>>34382394
i do insist, fag
i won't stand for being called a roastie

>>34382443
this is not homosexual at all but i want to swallow your cum.

>>34382429
i guess you're more well-adjusted, dick-wise, than most women i've met

i don't know what to do with that information but that's interesting.

when did you lose your virginity?

>>34382443
well, it's a good thing you made it a spoiler image so my eyes weren't assaulted by your blatant disregard for civility, displaying your junk on an online image board for the world to see, but I know you don't care anyway so whatever

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>>34382443

instantly made me hard, thank you sir

>>34382428
I've seen my sisters'

>>34382470
>i guess you're more well-adjusted, dick-wise, than most women i've met
What do they say? Dicks are aesthetic, I love the look of them.

>when did you lose your virginity?
Never.

pussy tends to look better when it hasnt been wrecked by 10 different dicks (only a few out of the few dozen on OP's pic look good)

>>34382537
Essentially, the majority of women are promiscuous sluts since birth

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>>34382469
are you sure? you haven't even seen my cum.

clicking the spoiler will correct that, just for verification purposes. need to make sure, after all

>>34382576
You are now a self confirmed faggot, good job anon

>>34382204
Dicks are by default cleaner and more aesthetic, vaginas are like a gaping axe wound, and they are also a lot more prone to dirt, a unhygienic vagina might just be the most disgusting thing there is.

I will admit though a nice innie cunny looks very very pleasing

>>34382576
yeah no doubt i want that down my throat. no homo though.

>>34382470
Some of my friends dislike body hair, foreskin, cum, and don't even like looking at dicks. those are some of my favorite things in the world
I don't know how you can call yourself a straight woman and hate all of those things, it baffles me.
So I see where you're coming from. Though I wouldn't say it's most women, but even if half of them are like that it's idiotic.

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>>34382582
dude, i'm not the one looking at someone's dick (or in this case, cum)

>>34382608
looks better up close, right? makes you want to lick it up

not that you would, or that i'd ever make anyone do that. that'd be gay.

>>34382537
but a pussy wrecked by the same dick 10 times does look okay?

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>>34382671
Most of the girls I know think they look really stupid and awkward, and hate slurping cum. It's disgraceful.

Cocks are wasted on those types, to be quite honest!

>>34382508
do you love the look of my dick, then?

>>34382443

do you want to see more?

>>34383224
It is lovely anon, but I'm not a man so idk if I'm your right audience here? I want to see more anyway.

>>34382252
Fake as fuck. She'd die if septic shock if that were really happening. Go to health class you 15 year old.

>>34383224
Not that person, but I love penis, far better than vag. Are you gay? I'd happily suck your dick.

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>>34383238
you *are* the audience, actually. i only posted my dick because i saw you say that you liked them.

how do you feel about giving blowjobs?

>>34383333
you just wasted quints on fagotry.

>>34381199
What would you imagine a bacteria filled meat-pocket capable of milking a marker and stretching to pass a watermelon might look like?

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>>34381199
i'm a girl (yeah yeah fembot here blah blah. hush.) and i think all vaginas that aren't my own are nasty as fuck. i don't think people find pictures of vaginas on their own, especially ones that aren't aroused, to be attractive in any way.

>>34383351
>>34383333

>3333
>Quints

Want to delete that and try again?

>>34383398
Your vagina is just as gross as the others. Quit fishing for compliments, whore.

>>34383333
>how do you feel about giving blowjobs?
I would love to give bjs. Cocks like yours look so suckable. I don't know what it is that makes me want to suck a cock when I see one. I want to be able to deep throat one day, but I have a shitty gag reflex. Feels bad.

>>34383408
i'm not saying that mine is any less gross, it's just like how you would be repulsed by other people's body parts but not your own.

>>34383270
not gay. but i do like showing off.

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>>34383413
it's actually really hot to me that you'd love to suck my cock.

do you like cum, too?

>>34383544
>nips aren't pink
gross
I only suck the dick of white people

>>34381199
U r mr gay

>>34381199
You think vaginas LOOK nasty? Wait until you SMELL my vagina.

>>34383564
i appreciate the sentiment, but my nips are indeed pink

>>34383544
The head is so pink and shiny, I just want to wrap my lips around it. This is why I don't get why you guys like our vaginas, when cocks are this nice to look at?

>do you like cum, too?
I honestly love everything about it. I want to get filled with so much cum that my stomach bulges. I guess getting knocked up would be good enough, but it's not the same. When I read about girls who don't swallow I get annoyed.

I'm getting wet, answering your questions is too much for me anon..

>>34383586
Fuck off Amy Schumer

>>34383700
Double O

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>>34383661
if you love cocks and cum that much, do you want to be gangbanged and have a lot of different guys fuck and cum inside you?

>>34383661
>ywn have a horny femanon wet and squirming with arousal while she worships your cock and cum
Why live?

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>>34381199
>tfw 3rd row #6

I've had it before I even knew what masturbation was so there's no excuse. I can never wear bikinis for bathingsuits. Instead I got for the "sporty" look and wear spandex Nike shorts and a sports bra. Maybe even a bikini top and denim shorts which never dry.

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>>34381199
because you are an actual homo anon, 75% of those cooters are gorgeous

>>34383859
Can't you just tuck the flaps into the bikini bottom? Can't you wear underwear without your vagina flopping out?

>>34383859
Holy fucking roastie.
Like a fucking aircraft the flaps are that big.

>>34381199
3rd row, 2nd from left is the winner.

>>34383859
Thick rimmed labia minora is the worst tier vag. Bad luck.
Ever consider labiaplasty?

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>>34383939
Oh no anon you hurt my feelings
Pic related

>>34383982
Nah because nobody else sees my coochie except my doctor, myself, and a significant other one day

>>34383888
Nooo jeeze it's not THAT bad. It wouldn't last that long anyway.

>>34382204
Stop using "t." in a non meme way unless you're an actual finn, you dumb fuck

>>34383791
I fantasise about it, but I don't know if I could ever go through with it. There are a lot of depraved things I want to do, but I don't think I have the personality for it all. And I haven't even lost my virginity yet, I can't imagine being surrounded by a bunch of cocks like that. My brain wouldn't be able to handle it.

I love your hands by the way anon, your fingers are so thick. I thought about your cock as I came just then. But I'm mildly annoyed at you because I just took a shower and these panties were fresh.

>>34383824
I really would worship a cock if I had access to one. There are so many things I want to do with a cock. I just love cocks a lot. Fuck.

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>>34384040
nice
origami comment original;lkhjghfb

>>34384040
Where do you live? Maybe we can make something happen

>>34384040
Where do I find a gf that is exactly like you?

>>34384040
imagining it and doing it are two different things entirely. imagining it is hot. doing it is another matter

reading all this has got me rock hard. add me on skype if you'd like to talk a bit more: blitz.panzer
or email at [email protected]

>>34383398
Show us so we can decide ourselves.

>>34381199
Only ROBOTS will be picky about vaginas. In real life, to real people, each vagina is different and awesome.

Love yo self!

>>34384023
One day, anon. One day I'll have a gf ;_;

Fuck

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>Thread about vaginas
>Turns into a thread full of faggots jerking off to each others dicks
Have you fags ever considered the fact you don't have a GF is because you are a cum guzzling dicklord?

>>34384500
i made one girl cum for probably every 3 guys. better record than most on here. don't hate.