>tfw I have to use the small urinal because I'm

more like because you have a baby dick, babydick

>>34379575
>tfw can't reach the small urinal because I'm a 5'5" manlet
might as well be a dwarf

>>34379575
Yeah,

You just have a really small weiner

>piss flys back at you when using regular urinal

>>34379575
>not using the big boy urinal anyways
do you want to be a manlet, or a manlet cuck?

>>34379602
I'm 5'9 and 7x5.5

Height is not correlated with penis size

>>34379602
>>34379581
I'll have you know, it gets bigger when I pull on it.

>>34379655
Sometimes I pull on it so hard I rip the skin

aaaaa

>>34379581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGtpdT-FIwY

Who creates these shitty bait threads? Manlets or lanklets?

>be me
>pissing in urinal at the mall
>man next to me pisses really fast
>shaking and splashing all over the place
>piss splashes under the divider onto my shoe
>prepare to kick his ass
>finish pissing and back away from urinal
>he has a prosthetic leg and limps away

>>34379874
Very audible kek. Something about urinal greentexts always makes me laugh