>tfw you don't even want a gf anymore

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haha same here man!

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Truly the pinnacle of enlightenment. I hope all my genuine robot brethren reach this point one day.

>>34378499
Same thing happened to me when I turned 25. I realized at that point the only women I was going to be able to get in a relationship were either single mothers or landwhales. I would rather die a kissless virgin. Still think the same thing years later.

>>34378499
having a girlfriend is so nice, though. you can make fun recipes together, or cuddle and watch movies, or play games together...

>>34378499
Same, to be honest, amigo

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only reason i need a gf is to get over my ex

>>34378562

Things no one actually does with girlfriends

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>>34378499
>never tried
>would never trust or open up to a roastie anyway
>can't see it working anyway
>gf is a foreign concept, kinda like becoming an astronaut one day

>>34378579
t-they do too!

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It hurts deep in the kokoro when I look at myself and see a person no one would love or be interested in

on the flip side, sad as I may be, I've successfully conned a bunch of normies into thinking I'm a normie just like them to the point where they pay me a wage so

Been there at age 28, but the feel occasionally still comes back to bite you. It's never really over.

>>34378612
You're not missing as much as you think you are. You've probably dodged some serious heartbreak, too, the kind you're not even imagining right now.

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>>34378499
>Tfw even thinking about the subject brings me pain and suffering, the only thing that comes to is she with him, and not you.

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>Never wanted a gf or bf
>Never felt romantic desire in my entire life

Maybe I just haven't met "the right person" but I often wonder if I'm just different

>>34378562
I use a lot of hot sauces and peppers with my recipes. A girl would just try and put fucking pumpkin spice in it and ruin it.

Women have zero fucking taste in actual cuisine, it's just bullshit desserts and cupcakes.

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>>34378499
>tfw all you ever wanted was a wife
>tfw it hurts emotionally just being around kids as it reminds you of the ones you'll never have but always wanted

Is there any escape from this labyrinth?

>>34378499
>Ah, women-- they make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

>>34378499
What happened to this board.
Use to be cum bottles and shit rag threads with gore threads.
Now its nothing but women crying about their axe wounds.
Like the first four threads are all women.

>>34378684
if you get a shit-tier gf, sure. just don't settle for that if that's not what you want

>>34378652
You're almost guaranteed to be autistic

Alright, next question

>>34378574
I still talk to my ex
Call he a fahgot and block her then stop thinking about a cunt that would laugh if you got axe murdered infront of her.

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>>34378499
>tfw you want to be someone else or a slightly different version of yourself (in a different time or place, or something like that) who has a bf but you don't want to be yourself and have a bf
Before I can begin to synchronize with a qt the soul rot has to be cleared

I'm guessing that after a certain age it's too late to get a gf though.

>>34378562
>having a girlfriend is so nice, though.

I'm sure it can be, but you just pointed out the good parts. When you look at it realistically, like your value as a man and how hard is for you to attract the opposite sex, what it will take to court them, the rejection, the drama, the breakup, the heartbreak, the unwanted kid, etc, its really not that desirable.

I think when most people picture having a gf they just 500 days of summer minus the ending, so it kills them to go without.

>>34378499
>tfw this is exactly how I'm feeling
>am 28 and the indifference has only been getting stronger over time

My arcane powers are awakening, lads

How do I stop wanting a gf ?

Original no mutes !

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>tfw i just want a totally platonic friendship with a girl

Everyone now days either wants to fuck or thinks i'm trying to fuck, fuck this shit.

>>34378544
good job on not dying a pathetic cuck who is taking care of single mother pussy. that bitch ruin a guys live by taking his kids away and she will do it to you.

>>34378760
Jerk it and smoke more pot.

>>34378562
I can do that with a male friend. male friends are better then having some bitchy manipulating controlling cunt telling you what to do.

>>34378764
>tfw i just want a totally platonic friendship with a girl
This is a complete lie and you know it. The only reason you want to be "friends" with a girl is because you think it's your best chance at finding romantic love.

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I just want my ex back but I know it's never going to happen

>>34378760

Just change your perspective, convince yourself that it could never work out in your favor.

>>34378579
I cuddle and watch animated movies and play video games/tabletop games with my gf. Don't cook much though, but that's because we're poor college students.

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>tfw realized I don't need a gf for happiness
>tfw realized fapping is godlike already

>>34378815
this what kind of a faggot just wants to be friends with girls? talking to fucking women is like talking to a wall because the lack intellect and they expect you to be a fucking clown 24/7 who entertains them.

>>34378499
I just wish prostitution was legal where I live.

>>34378736
i think it's worth it

>>34378805
yeah, but do you?

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>>34378815
>proving my point
It's this kind of thinking.

>>34378815
There's no such thing as 'romantic love'

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>>34378764
I've been in a platonic online friendship for almost 8 years now

I can tell you it's amazing and it reduced my desire for human contact or a gf since I can just share my day to day with that person

>>34378863

Honestly when you're so starved for female attention just talking to them can be a treat. Even kik messages from a trap would make my heart fill with joy.

>>34378895
Then why do you even care if she's a woman or not if all you want is platonic friendship? Why not get some feminized sissyboi to be you friend if that's the case?

>>34378978
Because its rare, and different.

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>>34378857
sex is better, how ever great you think masturbation is sex is 100x better. hell even a handjob is better than masturbating to your favorite fetish after holding back for a few days.

just buy a thai wife you virgin, you're missing out BIG TIME

>>34378499
>had a gf for a while, went to shit
>after a while, didn't really want another gf because there was so much hassle of learning about a person's interests and then you actually have to spend time with them
>after a while started feeling this way about my best friends
>don't reply to anything they say unless they want to hang out and even then i wish i was back home
honestly feels good, can't stand other people being around

>>34379072
>sex is better

YOU dont know to fap.

>>34378499
I never really wanted a gf to begin with, I've always been to self conscious to believe I deserve one. But I did want some sort of affection

>>34379072
>handjob is better

from a girl with little experience, no it really isnt. i preferred fapping to my ex's handjobs every time.

>>34378499
i know this feel fellow robot.

it's a good place to be.

>>34379125
welcome to robotmode. it's really not so bad once you reach this stage.

>>34378562
yeah but i can do all that with a bodypillow too

>>34378499
Does anyone else here know the feeling of not having a drive to get a girlfriend, but still maybe occasionally daydream about having one? Or am I all alone on this front?