hey lads what the fuck am i supposed to do when my roommate

>>34374546
um.. why are you under the impression you need to "do" anything?

>>34374546
I guess you could take HRT and become his sissy slut

>I guess you could take HRT and become his sissy slut
we are both girls tho

Elliot..? Has your soul found another host?

>>34374546
Cut off his face and wear it like a mask. BECOME HIM

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>>34374634
>we are both girls tho

Shut the fuck up

>roommate is the ideal fucking female
>saving herself for marriage
>declines all offers for dick

>>34374726
Shiiiiit. can i get her number?

>>34374828
you also saving yourself for marriage?

>>34374925
Not him, but I am.


zbx

>>34374925
nah. i just wanna see her tits.

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not to be a fuckin downer but i'm not gonna post her face

>>34374546
Loller?

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>>34375042
How about this: you hook me up with her and I degrade / humiliate her in front of you? I think this sounds like an excellent plan.

>>34375244
i like where this is going. how public will this humiliation be?

>>34375283
Any chance I had the opportunity, it would happen. Especially in front of her friends.

Matchmake for her so that she won't be competition for you. That's the benefit to acting as wing-lady. Or, you know, compassion and altruism, if that's your thing.

>>34375351
surprisingly enough she doesn't have friends. the most sexual thing she's done is she's been fingered

>>34375399
I'm sure we can change that. We'd just need to break her in a little bit.

>>34375385
i wish i was naturally compassionate. but that is a very sensible thing to do, thanks anon

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>falling for the living on campus meme

>>34375440
op, are you british?

>>34375490
>people don't have roommates outside of first year college
where are you that rent is so insanely cheap you can just up and get a 1br?

>>34374925
I'm.

Gibs me number.

>>34375589
no i'm not
i do live on campus tbqhwy

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>>34374546
throw acid in her face so she will die ugly

>>34375703
where to cop acid

>>34375703
i suppose you could buy a car battery. wear gloves

>>34375798
misclicked. heres your (you) :^)

>>34375855
that would work and would be on the inexpensive side