Rhymes of sadness

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>>34373499
>You keep your room clean
>She's being fucked by a marine

Am I going to be alright, robots?

>You sit weeping in self loathing depression
>Her and chad have an 8 hour fuck session

>You shoot her a text
>Chad shoots her his load
Fuck rhymes

>You went to Thailand to fuck a ladyboy
>While at the frat party, she gets used as a penis toy

>>34373813
>You went to Thailand to fuck a ladyboy
Weirdest thing Ive ever read on this site

>You are listening to vidya soundtracks
>Chad is eating her ass crack

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>>34373845
Can't post without text so here it is

>>34373876
>calls other people new
>posts reddit meme

>>34373499
I paid a trap to fuck my butt
I tried to cum but couldnt nutt

They say traps are a meme
But I'm balls deep and sucking her peeney

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she takes chad's log
while you stay posting that frog

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>>34373934
>pronouncing meme as "me-me"

>you volunteer at the homeless shelter
>meanwhile chad's cock felt her

>>34373911

That's been here for years, reddit took it

>>34373911
>Chad fucks her so hard she needs a medic
>you spend your nights calling people reddit

>You do her homework all night
>Chad fucks her pussy so tight

>you do her homework
>Chad watches her twerk

>you secretly stalk her from a distance
>chad fucks her

>you experience deep unrequited feelings of affection and desire for a young woman
>chad has sex with her

>>34373499
>Chad fucks her but doesn't stay long.
>You're shoulder for her to cry on.

>you watch animoo
>he fucks her in the poopoo

>you write angry rants on /pol/ about the death of western civilization
>Chad hits her g-spot for an intense sensation

>>34373911
This is about as oldschool as it gets

>>34374205
This is the winner

/thread/

>you stalk her tumblr and twitter
>chad fucks and cums in her shitter

>she bails on roblox
>chad licks her fartbox

>chad has sex with her
>you don't

Sometimes I sit alone jerking it to porn
Chad eats her ass and shits all over her dorm

>You're fapping behind closed doors
>While Chad has her on all fours

>you try to break the ice
>but chad already took her to tropical paradise

>>34373499
>She won't even look at you,
>But instead fucks a gook over you.

>You give her the d
>Chad, after drinking, takes a pee

>You watch anime
>She thinks you're kindagay

>You're fapping to billy Mays
>She's sitting on a jar of mayonnaise

>While you're mastering the rubix cube
>She's mastering the interacial braided pubes

>While you're cheating at Pokemon go
>She's having some black dude snow

>>34375106
This one, is a master piece, well done tripfag.

>lay low
>lay low
>im wounded, and i dont want anyone to know

>While you're playing D&D
>She's testing dildos at R&D

>You lurk 4chan
>She guzzles cum from 4man

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>>34374134
d-delet this
originalius

>>34374233
*tyrone
oregono

>You think you're rad
>While she gets railed by chad

>You think you're radical
>While she gets railed by Chad and Cole

>You're stuck working overtime
>Chad screws her as a pastime

>you may be her best friend
>but only chad will fuck her in the end

>>34374070
Very super Underrated kek

>The years start comin
>And they dont stop comin

>wants rhymes of sadness
>he doesn't have chadness

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>>34373533
Semper Fidelis. Everybody gets the big Green weenie.

Computers and games may delay sadness.
The world has sunken in utter madness.

>you're use to being completely and utterly alone
>so you accept your gf, it doesn't matter if she fucks tyrone

>>34375708
>>The years start comin
No use runnin

You compile Gentoo
she sucks Jamal

You ask her to see your play
She fucks Chad that day

>You take care of her
>She fucks Chad instead

>You want her to rail you in the ass
>you can never be sure of how to ask

>>34373533
>Implying the marine doesn't get fucked by the green weenie

>While thinking about to text
>He is having sex

bunch of cuckolds the lot of you

does this shit turn you on?

>You've tried all you could to satisfy
>Chad can make her cum with the look in his eye

>You've become a hollow shell, life is constant hell
>When Chad rings her bell, she can't help but yell

>Alone in the dark you ponder suicide
>She can't stand to see your face outside

>>34376401
Rhymes are fun

>She is a woman free of blight, an ideal in your head based purely on sight.
>You muster the courage to finally speak, asking her about homework, the weather, nothing particularly bleak.
>She says nothing hostile, a friendly gesture at best, but to you it is a sign, a passing of a test.
>You talk yourself down from asking her out, saying its too early, too soon, and thus you rout.
>You will now puff your chest proud and tall, you talked to a woman who doesn't think of you at all.
>And when your thoughts are dominated by you and her together, Chad dominates her shortly after he met her.

>>34376401
>anon calls us all cuckolds
>chad fucks his gf in all fuckholes

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>she fucks a nigger
>cause his dick is bigger

You rhyme on a Siamese sulking forum
she's on the street sucking four men

>while you're posting shitty rhymes in this very thread
>next to her, chad rolls over and goes to bed

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>chad calls you a big wussy
>makes you fuck his boipussy

>Trying to think of questions to her
>Chad did it

>she will never tug me
>godlovesugly

>You spend all week inside
>Stacy takes Chad's cock for a ride

>>34376818
Is not about Staceys, it is about average girls that are cute and shy and get fucked by Chads just because they are virgns.

>>34373499
>Finally got my game on lock
>She drops the pants
>oh no
>that's a cock

>>34373499
>It rubs the lotion on the skin
>Or else it gets the hose agian

>>34373499
>There was a qt I could fuck
>Had I only a bit of luck
>But Chad showed his peter
>It's as long as a meter
>Instead she gave him the succ

>Thinking about how to let her know
>While she gets him off

>Thinking about what to text
>While she is having sex

>After done contemplating her looks
>She already did twice what it tooks

>>34377016
Is that an Eminem lyric?

>After you return to alone home
>She's already putting in the bone

>shes your oneitis
>chad gives her the nice dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL1VYPGtbmc

relevant

also give me topics for the r9k mixtape guise!

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>Chad is making her loose
>meanwhile, you tighten the noose

>anon is depressed and wants to meet his end
>Chad is hot and gets a girlfriend

>>34373499
>She's a 10 out of 10 qt
>with chad's 10 inch in her booty

>You write her a beautiful poem
>Chad made her moan

>you hide your pain through cartoon frogs
>but rather than you, she would fuck dogs

>dry railed by chad again
>hoping when it's over
>my steam orbiter is logged in
>so i can feel like a lover

>>34377690
I'm taking it you're being sarcastic, but no it's a very famous line from a very famous movie.

>You think about how to take her out
>While he cums in her without a doubt

>>34376442

That one hit close to home.

oxblay

>you idolize a girl youtuber
>while Chad ravages her pooper

>>34378469
Not crevice or cleaver in the slightest, also it doesn't Rhyme.

>You think about her when going to bed
>While she begs for more and gives him head

>you want to hold her hand
>she's his one night stand

>Wind of fresh air blows at the dock
>While she's done fucking now sucks the cock

>buy her flowers
>fuck her in the shower
though I was gonna fuck her in the shower regardless of flowers

>Boy, you bought her flowers!
>She fucked (him) for hours

>To how the things turned out you are dismay
>She's now done fucking the third cock today

>you both say "chad's dumb"
>she swallows his cum

>You thought that than flowers there's no more beautiful scent
>While she takes the cock to the very end

>try to think of some cucking rhyme
>I'll post a better one next time

She names your kid Chad
Based on her real dad

>You can't imagine without her your day
>While she's done with one hole and wants the other way

>you caught her fucking a nigger
>your day goes down the shitter

>You've got her to smile, then she gave you a wink
>First things first someone else got what's pink

>you're careful about what she might think
>while she gets fucked in the pink

>You finally asked her, what's the next class
>She pulled her skirt up letting him pass

>>34378525
Let's see your poem then.

>your oneitis gives Jamal and Chad head
>so you post about her on the woman hate thread

>she calls you a cuck
>you give Chad the succ

>you argue on 4chan and call people a cuck
>the girl of your dreams is chads afternoon fuck

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>you finally shaved, you hope she sees
>chad fucks her face, guaranteed

>You're approaching wizard on the virgin spectrum
>Chad is deep inside her rectum

>You think the fembot has feelings for you
>it's actually a nigger eating his own poo

>You shoot a bunch of your classmates
>Chad fucks her on the first date

>>34373499
Roses are red, violets are blue
>tfw NEET and no gf too

>you think you can trust her
>tyrone's finna bust a nut 'n her

>you get bullied in school
>she covers chads dick with drool

>your life is an endless cycle of loneliness, depression and failure
>chad's gonna rail her

>she's getting older,uglier and is paid to be a wageslave
>you're getting richer and can pay a sexslave

Seriously, kill your hope far a normal life, and explore possibilities of using this fucked up world.

>>34381767
>You work hard and save to one day find a beautiful wife
>Chad's facefucking the love of your life

all this reddit-tier shit. r9k is lost forever

>the girl he wants don't seem to want him to
>it seems the feelings that she had are through

>>34373499
>it's a cuckold thread hidden behind le epic rhymes again

You retards deserve all your misery.

>>34381938
>on an indonesian basketwheaving forum you rant about cucks
>meanwhile chad your onetis fucks

Your just a worthless neet chad makes her pussy squeak

She tries to tell you the past doesnt matter.
She remembers the taste of chads baby batter.

>>34381832
>you cry about about fools posting reddit-tier shit
>she covers chad's dick with her spit
>you claim that r9k is lost now and forever
>chad fucks the girls that you can't since he's clever

>"at last" you think "she cold be the one"
>meanwhile she is gulping down Chads cum

>>34373813
That's not sad, protagonist got boipucci

>>34374801
Nice. Oreginalio

>>34373499
She's getting fucked on the bed
Put the Glock to my head

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>>34375602
>d-delete this post, im gonna cry
>shes far away and i wanna die

>When you fap, you are afraid of getting caught
>Meanwhile chad is hitting her hard in the spot

>You give her a hand being a gentleman
>By oozing his cum she's changing the plan

>>34373911
>calling the willy wonka meme a Reddit meme

this is it lads 4chan is no more

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>You meet a nice girl, you both like each other, that's pretty rad
>Too bad she already has a bf named Chad

>You keep masturbating with haste
>Chad gives her the semen taste

>she says that you're like her brother
>Chad'll make her a single mother

>>34373845
Gtfo normie pleb

>You look in her eyes thinking of thighs
>At the end of a day she came for him twice

>she tells you she's heading off to work
>when Chad comes over she'll start to twerk

You spend your time investigating bogdanoff.
Shes in your room sucking chad off

>While you eat your fetuccini
>Chad destroys your boipuccini

>Shes at the club blowin chad
>You are stuck in here feelin sad

>she gives everyone her ass
>for a hug you keep ask

>as you struggle to keep being sober
>tyrone whistles and she bends over

>while you argue of who owns a meme
>her pussy fills with chads cream

>You like her and just enjoying her company makes you feel better
>While for him her pussy gets wetter and wetter

All these Chad and sex rhymes are really telling. Lot of little fags itt

>>34373911
>be 6'7
>it's like I'm in heaven

>You reach in the pocket trying to hand her a lighter
>Only to find out her pussy got wet so for him the world is brighter

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>While you're out busting your ass for her on the streets
>Jamal's making that ass go PANG PANG under the streets

>you spend all your days watching "That's so Raven"
>Chad's to busy smashing her cave in

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>>34383863
SHEETS I MEANT SHEETS

>You got out your phone about to be calling
>So to find out his cock is throbbing while girls are snowballing

>You decided to put your conversation skills to the test
>While he is having her pussy and all the rest

>Oh, on the 14th you felt the writing passion
>As she's very busy on a grinding session

>>34373499
>You sit all alone
>Your waifu gets boned

>>34376401
John, I'm only dancing.
She turns me on, don't get me wrong. I'm only dancing.

>You decided to stop by and say hi
>Right after she got her pussy fucked all right

>a war with blackend eyes, a stained glass suicide
>ghostin me I think that she died, but I know she's choppin lines in his ride

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>>34373499
Heaven is a place in the past, and once the lights fade I hope I'll remember it last.