/britfeel/

first for the night's watch is long and hard just like me

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>>34373354
>tfw you'll never be as cool as Johnny Hitler

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>>34373354
>cold
>rainy
>windy

Would love a cheeky little spoon right now lads but >tfwnogf

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>>34373371
wahey
>>34373354
watching a comfy lets play of Pharaoh and about to wank to some exhentai lads.

not a bad night.

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>>34373401
I haven't looked outside so I don't know what it's like out there. But seeing as this is england it's going to be grim.

>>34373390
I couldn't fucking believe what was happening when it went from cheesy 1960s themed WW2 spy thriller to cheesy 1980s themed police cop thriller with hitler

didn't help that I was high as fuck when that particular transition took place

>memory unravels
>it's something horrible
>something you did a long,long time ago
>realisation strikes; you were always strange
>this isn't a phase which overstays it's welcome
>you will never be normal

>>34373473
I absolutely love Danger 5. Have you seen Italian Spiderman?

>>34373401
>cold
>rainy
>windy

Best weather desu senpai, as long as we get a bit of Spring and Summer in between.

>>34373485
the thing that haunts me is that I mellowed out a lot as I got older and now am completely capable of conducting myself appropriately socially and am in complete control of my behaviour, even if I ended up an introverted anxiety riddled wreck, and the people I hurt or made terrible impressions on will never know the person I am now and will always think of me as the person I was at that time

this is my punishment, I'm sure of it

>>34373518
Yes, and I found it hilarious when I realised Professor Bernardi was the same actor who played Hitler

fucking aussies

>>34373485
think I've been acting weirder lately.
my fuckups last year were way worse than any in my past 10 years

>>34373485
I share these feels with you on this night, anon. And many other nights for that matter.

>tfw total weirdo only child kid who almost everyone I've ever met has treated me with disgust and hatred

Good job I'm massive and quite menacing and psychotic at times or the normies would have killed me by now.

>>34373607
It's the creator's dad so it's the best way to cut corners. He's pretty good as Hitler.

>>34373631
>It's the creator's dad
Holy shit I never knew

Can you imagine how that conversation went
>Hey dad, you know that stupid movie I asked you to play that professor in
>well I'm making a similarly stupid TV series about a bunch of world war 2 spies, d'you wanna be hitler

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well lads, would you? im sure theres at least one of you that'd give it a go

>>34373702
pictures like this make me terrified of getting old

>>34373354
Ended up throwing the pizza box full of shit out my bedroom window. It's stuck in the old lady next door's bush. Hoping she'll think someone yob threw it. Mum's friend and her daughters didn't notice when they left...thank fuck.

>tfw you capture Lauren Mayberry and shove loads of live penguins up her arse while you lick her feet and masturbate in an artificial pond filled with seawater.

>>34373702
i hope you didnt just post your granny and ask if people would fuck her

>>34373750
the perfect crime!

desuuuu

>>34373702
I have a granny fetish. So i'd ruin her.

>>34373758
>tfw you capture loads of live penguins and shove artificial seawater up their feet while you masturbate in arse ponds filled with lauren mayberry

>>34373765
would love to say yeh but unfortunately not lad, was off the dailymail

>>34373805
This is also acceptable, Tony.

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>>34373750

>tfw you forgot it was delivered and your address is on the box

hopefully not lad

>>34373681
He's seems to want to enjoy doing it.
If I remember correctly, they had Hitler speak italian and then dubbed it over with German and added English subtitles

>>34373794
i hope ur memeing us

>>34373794
Yes, I think I'm in the clear. Her husband will be out in the morning to take care of it. I'll keep you informed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCET435UGZE

>tfw

;_;

>>34373836
FUCK FUCK FUCK

Going to have to go out there and get it.

>>34373846
>tfw your girlfriend comes home from work to find you unconscious in your PC chair, trousers down, Granny rape porn on your monitor and unfathomable volumes of sick everywhere.

Pls no bully desu

>>34373973
shit like this is why I love you sick bastards

>>34373879
>>34373836
>>34373750
I love a good cringe comedy

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Got stuck in the old thread, didn't see there was a new one till it got archived

was doing something lewd for the last hour anyway

>>34373996
I'll upload pictures next time, but she left me for a guy 27 years older than us who breeds giant Gambian pouched rats for a living.

>>34373846
Why would I lie about it? Nothing wrong with a bit of granny fanny, lad.

>>34373996
sneklad, is it you?

OH HAI DENZEL WASHINGTON

/mickfeel/ is full of normies, wagecucks, bots and government agents.

Shout out to all of you who are not any of the above. Know your enemy.

>>34374516
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wBYc4h97atQ

Some real feels in here tonight.

>tfw visiting the biggest hotbed of NEETS, dropouts and malcontents on the surfaceweb, and almost everyone is in bed long before midnight

REE, and all that type of noise.

>>34374792
I'm here all night

every night

I just have nothing to say

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>>34374826
Same. Even online I'm an autistic fuck and find it difficult talking to people.

The feels of wanting to die are back again and I best get my two hours of sleep.

Goodnight lads.

>>34374905
don't die, anon

I don't want you to die

>>34374792
That's because you Britcucks are a bunch of conceited normalfags who think your some kinda master race. You fucking suck corporate cock you albino rainwet yawnbaskets. I hope you all get nuked with ur stupid faggot accents and your shotty threads cloggin up mi catalogue

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>>34374792
same as this guy:
>>34374826

>>34374951
t. underage american (probably supported trump)

>>34374951
>That's because you Britcucks are a bunch of conceited normalfags who think your some kinda master race
I bet there's a yank behind this post and the irony is palpable

>>34374951
wew lad please delet

>>34374826
Even when the normans off to bed go and the conversation dimishes dont u have any direction in which you'd like to steer the conversation? Come on, lad. Talk to me. Say something.

>>34374792
>>34374826
>>34374905
>>34374971
hello lads

I'm the night watchman, literally all I do is lurk until the thread hits page 10 and then I post something meaningless to keep our little island afloat

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>>34375014
did you know a lot of our rail franchises are owned by the germans and profits go to improving their railways?

>>34375014
I often feel like talking about movies or graphic novels or games I like, but the conversation never seems to go that way and on the odd times I've posted something it gets buried

>>34375069
I thought they were all owned by the frogs and arabs

>>34374971
>>34374987
>>34374999

You fucking embarrassments. It was me trying to goad you lurkparsnips into reacting. Fuck me you people are stupid. If you can't even deal with a fucking oldfag, drunken piece of shit retard like me how do you ever expect to stand up to the government and corporate entities on point to enslave you forever any day now?

Wake up you fucking idiots. I'm ashamed to call any of you my fellow countrymen.

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>>34375111
First off, Arriva is a subsidiary of Deutsche Bahn is is owned by the germans https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arriva#United_Kingdom

theres also franchises owned by the dutch too but I can't be arsed looking

>>34375196
Back to brit/pol/ with you.

>>34375072
I like the graphic Manga novel called Vagabond. Do you know about that one, anon? It's based on the famous Japanese swordsman Miyamoto Musashi.

>>34375196
I might be mistaken but surely the core principle of resistance is responding and telling someone where to shove it, not ignoring them and just letting it sail on by

by responding to you and telling you to get it round you, we actually took the sort of action one would take if resisting a suppressive authority

I'm inclined to believe that you were not merely pretending, and are in fact a genuine spacker

>>34375196
I didn't react, lad. I was busy pulling a dominos box full of shit out of an old ladies hedge. It has been safely been disposed of now, I stuffed into my wheelie bin. I hope to god the nosy old cunt across the road wasn't awake and peeping out the window

>>34375221
Good facts and nice presentation, trainanon. I like the way you depict us at a disadvantage to German rail administrators, which we most certaibly are.

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>>34375196
We're NEETs posting on 4chan at 4am, we're not exactly the type to stand up to goverment when they fund our docile lifestyle

don't usually like music like this but I thought this music video was pretty cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY

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>>34375254
I don't really read manga

yotsubato is the only one I do read

>>34375292
>I might be mistaken but surely the core principle of resistance is responding and telling someone where to shove it, not ignoring them and just letting it sail on by

Yes, but if you can't even detect obvious bait from one of your own then your efforts were conpletely in vain and you are wide open to disinformation and manipulation by your real enemies, of which I am ever so more swiftly becoming one of.

>I'm inclined to believe that you were not merely pretending, and are in fact a genuine spacker

Think you so? Go back and read what was posted just before my bait and get back to me on that one.

>>34375308
>It has been safely been disposed of now, I stuffed into my wheelie bin
lad, your mum's gonna have words with you about that

>anon why does the wheelie bin smell like turds
>why is there a pizza box with your name on it and a turd inside it

>>34375383
Okay, lad. That's okay. Maybe you could tell us something about the graphic novels and movies you enjoy and sometimes consider talking about? It's okay, mate, you're safe here.

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>>34375308

take pics
pls senpai

>>34375452
I dunno anon, if you're actually retarded I'm not sure I can trust anything you say

and if you are actually retarded I think my judgement is in all likelihood better than yours so I feel quite secure in the knowledge I'm taking the correct course of action

>>34375548
I'm not actually retarded, I'm just a very strange person. Based on the reasoning you have displayed thus far, no you are most certainly not intellectually superior to me in any way, shape or form. I'm still a dickhead who should be sectioned, however.

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>Based on the reasoning you have displayed thus far, no you are most certainly not intellectually superior to me in any way, shape or form

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>>34375511
I like transmetropolitan

it makes me feel like I don't really care about what happens in national or global politics because the future's pretty much gonna be as shitty as today, but with a higher tech level

>>34375723
Fuck off you disgusting Paki you represent almost everything wrong with our once great nation. Soneone post his address again and I'll kill him this time, I promise.

>>34375680
yeah you're doing the complete opposite of convincing me I should trust your judgement over my own

>>34375738
>>the future's pretty much gonna be as shitty as today, but with a higher tech level

Sorry, lad, I don't mean to contradict you but we won't have the resources available to sustain our global population growth for much longer. Our only hope is that the top level scientists and the powers that be are sitting on classified technology that will greatly reduce consumption and greatly increase output. If not, we are almost certainly a species doomed to regress a thousand years very soon.

>>34375877
I'm pretty confident that as the situation gets more dire the efforts will be concentrated better

humanity generally tends to dick about when matters aren't pressing, we're not terribly good at the whole preemptive thinking thing, but we got this far by being able to knuckle down when it's really necessary

>>34373485
Yea this always happens to me. Sometimes when I remember some aspie thing I did I put my head under my t shirt and silently scream. Always feels like I'm pretending. Like I'm a Korean controlling an autistic male in some mmo. When I think back to memories of past me where I seemed normal. I wonder, was that me acting or was it genuine? I can't remember my mindset at the time, only the words I spoke. Think I'm gonna try anti depressants lads. These feels have went on far too long without any explanation.

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>>34373485
>>34373570
>>34373627
>>34376054
I share your respective pains

>>34375981
>>34375981
You raise a very good point, lad, and I find myself unable to disagree with you there. I just hope that due to our current levels of technology, we aren't in a position to absolutely ruin and destroy ourselves and this entire earth like we never have been able to for the whole of human history before now. Things are different today than they were even 100 years ago in terms of that.

If you're the same anon who often finds himself with nothing to say, I sure wish you'd contribute more often. You talk sense.

>>34375494
I put the box in a bin bag and stuffed it right to the bottom

>>34375517
No phone, lad. Only people I ever phone are the job center and my dealer and it's cheaper to use mother dear's house phone.

is 600 quid too much to spend on a smartphone? I will never replace it unless software support stops (doubt it will for the foreseeable future) or it breaks beyond repair - it should last me at minimum 5 years

>>34376153
Why not just get like a motorola G for 150? Can't imagine you'd need a phone better than that unless you are playing n64 emulators or some shit.

>>34376153
I bought my first ever smartphone few months ago, got a moto g4 for 150 and it does everything I want it to.

only thing you get for spending any more is a better camera and ability to run demanding games.

know fuck all about phones but consider getting a 200-300 chinkphone, they can perform just as well as a 600 one granted you can remove all the chinese spyware

>tfw The John W. Creasy sacrifices himself to save the kid

>>34376228
>>34376259

paying for the custom OS it comes with and the onboard encrypted chip it has

might start rewatching chuck, that was a comfy show

>>34376119
>I just hope that due to our current levels of technology, we aren't in a position to absolutely ruin and destroy ourselves and this entire earth like we never have been able to for the whole of human history before now
we're in no worse a position to do so than we have been since the development of the atomic bomb, and if we ever reach a point where we inflict that upon ourselves, we thoroughly deserve it for even going that far

yeah, I'm the same anon, I'm just an extremely underconfident and anxious person who struggles to open up to people and that unfortunately extends to a bunch of anonymous people who for all I know could be just like me
I'm also a bit of a moderate liberal so don't get on very well with /pol/think, and also get very uncomfortable with the vitriol you see being unloaded on anybody who expresses left-leaning views around here so I'm a bit scared to express myself a lot of the time

it's kind of you to say those things though anon, you've made me feel a bit better, it's been quite nice talking to you

Anyone still up? Been staying up til like 10am these days. Need to sort this sleep pattern out. The nights are so depressing, yet comfy.

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>>34376759
yeah

10am-6pm sleeping hours has been my regular for years now

>>34376759
still here lad

I get paid to be up all night but I'm not a fan of how I have to go to bed the second I get home and head to work the minute I'm out of bed

>>34376794
You working or anything or is it just the optimal time to be awake for you? I find the nights kind of relaxing since I don't have to talk to anyone.

>>34376819
Yer, used to work nights myself. Got sick of it and quit, still can't get used to regular hours though. What do you work as and what're your hours?

>>34376933
Just fell into it, i've been a shut in NEET for the majority of it

no reason to be awake during the day, its quiter and more comfy at night

>>34376933
security for a call centre, 7pm-7am

I desperately want to quit but I've got a useless degree and no idea how to find a job that pays as well as this and affords me the same amount of time off without any further experience

>>34376978
Sounds comfy. What qualifications do you need to be a security guard

>>34376978
Ye, I know that feel. Where I worked the money was good enough that I stayed for years even though I hated it until I had a breakdown. The problem of complacency. Is the security guard meme real? Can you watch Netflix and that or do you have to keep busy?

>>34377008
literally all you need is an SIA license, 300 sterling for 3 years of validity, you'll need extra certification if you want to be a bouncer or something but agencies usually set you up with those training courses

>>34377021
>The problem of complacency
a-fucking-men

it doesn't help that my last two jobs were stressful as shit, this one is quiet and comfy and doesn't involve anything stressful at all unless a fire breaks out or something

>Is the security guard meme real? Can you watch Netflix and that or do you have to keep busy?
it's 100% real, at least for me
I do have some obligations but when I'm not fulfilling those I just piss around on 4chan and watch netflix

I do little art projects in my time off and I was writing a book, since I'd love to be an author for a living, but I realised not long back that I hated everything I'd written after I got 40,000 words into it and now I'm having a bit of a confidence crisis, I don't want to be a security guard forever but I can't see any other alternative in my future

>>34377137
>SIA license,

A..are they hard to get, anon?

>>34377137
It does sound comfy desu, I can see why you're still there. Could you save a good amount of money then quit to take some to explore alternate routes? Or isn't that viable? I'd say keep working on your books mate, even if nothing comes of it, gotta imagine it's good to have a creative outlet. If its like anything else you'll keep improving if you keep at it and overcome the confidence issues.

>>34377208
you got a criminal record, anon?

if not, not even remotely

but I'd strongly recommend against getting into this game unless you really, really, really need the money, because it can be horrible if you get one of the non-cushy sites and it's too easy to get stuck in it

>>34377227
>Could you save a good amount of money then quit to take some to explore alternate routes? Or isn't that viable?
sadly not, I've got other obligations my money needs to go towards and quitting would jeopardise them

I'd love to though, once I've got enough money saved I'm hoping to go travelling because I feel like I've sat in one place enough for one lifetime
feels like a distant dream though desu

you're right about the creative stuff, I shouldn't give up on it because it's what I've always wanted to do, it's just disheartening to realise you've worked so hard on something and you don't like anything about it
must be how my parents feel

>>34377287
I'm currently in the situation of having saved money and quit my job. Had plans to go traveling but now I'm paranoid about spending my money and I don't know where to go. Fair enough, sometimes you gotta chug along a bit longer to get what you want. Hope you find your calling anyway anon. And yea, I can imagine it just be hard reviewing your own work. Its hard not to be hyper critical of things you produce yourself. Maybe let someone else look at it to get another perspective? Its hard to know if a things good or bad when you've spent so much time with it.

>>34377287
No criminal record.

What do you have to do to get the SIA license?

>>34377287
Forgot to ask. Any spooky paranormal experiences?

>>34376978
I'll pay you 945GBP to smash my head in with a hammer.

>>34377634
I'll do it for 900

>>34373750
They left at 3:30am?

>>34377643
Only if you're the securityanon. If you're not, then no.

>>34377476
my only advice to you, anon: spend your money on experiences, don't hoard it waiting for an appropriate cause to come along

you won't have the money but you'll be able to look back and say "I did that"

take my advice with a pinch of salt though, it's likely not worth much

thanks for the support, I'll see if anyone I know is willing to give it a once-over, though I'm terrified they'll put it down and just say "it's shite, mate"

>>34377574
you've got two options: apply to a security company without it and see if they offer a scheme to apply on your behalf and pay them back in time or increments, or go to http://www.sia.homeoffice.gov.uk/ and follow the rigmarole of applying for it yourself

>>34377601
yes, I worked at one of the livery halls in central london a while back and had a few spooks
saw flashes of blue light at the end of the grand hall regularly, and heard heavy old oak doors far too heavy to be moved by a draft slamming of their own accord
cctv showed the doors slamming but nothing moving them
there was also a library in there that I hated going in, because more than once I heard someone walking right behind me and breathing in my ear

could have all just been night time paranoia though

>>34377634
and to you, sorry lad, but I don't have what it takes to kill a man who hasn't done anything to me

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>>34376978
I work nightshift at McDees, and about 80% of my job is tossing out cunty little 14 year olds drunk on frosty jacks..

I have a degree in criminology and wasting my life here. The thing is it's just too comfy and I can't get out of this job because when I intend to apply for new jobs I just think, new people, new things, what if I don't like it/them and never apply.

>>34376759
>tfw sleeping from midnight to 4amish if I'm lucky, whats going on lads?

>>34377752
jesus I feel you mate

if this lad >>34377021 is to be trusted then one day we'll just have enough of it and decide it's make or break, so hopefully we'll find ourselves something better one day, old pal

got a lot of respect for macca's employees by the way, ever since I worked at curry's/pcworld I've had a deep and abiding respect for people who take other people's shit all day and get paid bollocks for the privilege, so good on you lad

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>>34377760
I slept from about 00:30 to around 06:00, so can't complain.

I'm off for two weeks so trying to change my pattern so I can actually do shit during the day.

Planning a day trip to Newcastle on wednesday so need to adjust my sleep, so the fact I'm up now is good because I'll probably crash out around 9, and need to get up about 5, get ready and plan to leave about 6 in the morning. Cheeky wee drive busting out the tunes on the way down.

>>34377738
What if I called you a Paki and tried to shoot you in the chest with an air rifle first, the cash hanging out of my pocket?

>>34377850
honestly I'd probably just hope the shot killed me

>>34377752
>I have a degree in criminology

And you work at McDonald's? Come on man, take the risk and LEAVE! If it turns out you don't like the next job, leave that one too.

>>34377723
I might just go traveling then. The money I have isn't enough to do anything of much use with anyway plus I live at home so safe on that front. Just don't know where to go. Was thinking of going to work in Australia but if I don't like it its a big chunk gone. Was entertaining China for some reason but the smog is off putting. This always Wales ay

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>>34377809
I've been saving my money for the most part, and have a decent wedge saved, but I'm thinking of dropping the misses, which means I'll need the extra pennies for rent until I get a cheaper place to rent because I really don't want to go back up in days at work. (I do 4 days a week and get a grand a month so can't complain.)

Sometimes I just think of packing in the wife, the job, and just going off the grid (or moving back with the parents even though I'm almost 30.)

Plus, 80% sure my sperm is shite so probably wont have kids. If I cared more I'd go to the doctors.

>>34377898
I'm comfy, and as bad as it sounds, I like the easyness of the job. I don't want some job where I come home stressed and angry and have no time to do things I enjoy. I just see it as paying my rent, and I'm not even embarrased about the fact I work here.

>>34377868
Good god I know that feel, lad. I used to cling to life and cherish it once upon a time. Now I'm offering complete strangers on a Burmese Jiu-Jitsu discouragement imageboard nearly a grand to smash my head in with a hammer. And I'm actually serious.

What happened to us both?

>>34377962
I remember you from a few days ago. You're the married anon who now argues with his wife at least once a week and considers his relationship with her to have "run its course." Good luck in whichever direction you choose to take from here on out.

>>34377137
Do you ever have enough downtime that studying something like programming would be possible while on the job? I might consider getting into this line of work while I'm studying if so.

>>34378094
I have an abundance of time in which I could be doing something like that, aye

>>34378094
Not him but I've been a security guard for a few years before. It really depends on where you're stationed. In a modern warehouse you'll usually be too busy, but if you're a night guardsman at a building site or something you can have free reign and study 'till your heart's content in peace and freedom.

>>34377990
we realised that life is an animalistic struggle not to die until we inevitably die anyway, and all being human means is that we built a bunch of extra bollocks around it to make us feel like it somehow matters

I'm not looking to die, to be honest, but I'm accepting of the fact that I will and it could come out of nowhere
I see the meaninglessness of existence as being quite profound, it means my "purpose" is literally just to exist and observe existence, so that's what I'll do until I'm gone

I hope one day you find your reason to keep going anon, but we're all here if you need us

>>34377723
My uncle did security and told me most guards who work night shifts have a few paranormal stories to tell. It's really quite interesting.

Thanks, anon

>start at 09:00
>already been up for an hour and 15 minutes

work is hell

>>34378215
he's not wrong

I always maintained that whether or not you believe in ghosts, if you work a night shift in an old building you'll believe in them unwaveringly until morning comes

>tfw genuinely concerned DWP has my last 6 or 700 4chan posts, which are so incriminating they may actually have killed

>>34378342
have ME killed*

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>>34378074
Thanks lad, I'm going to see how the 2 weeks off go, then talk to her about how I'm feeling, and see where it goes. I don't want to ruin 6 years of a relationship for nothing. But if I feel that I can't change how I feel then I'm not going to just stick with a loveless marriage. I hope it works out well for me though.

>>34378223
I like to be up early before work. Don't know if it's because I work nights, but if I have a 9pm start, I'll get up around 5-5:30 so I can shower/bath, eat, and chill before work. Just smash back the coffee lads.

>>34378342
I've been behind the scenes at the nojobscentre, they still have fucking paper filing systems for all bennie recipients

they definitely don't have your sudanese smokehouse construction forum posts on record, trust senpai

I've had tinder for about a week now and I haven't had any matches even though I've swiped right on literally every girl. so since I'm only 19 and I look pretty young for my age I decided to make a new account and set my age as 16 so I'll be able to see other 16 year olds. The difference is staggering I swear to god I've been getting loads of matches and when I tell them I'm really 19 they are literally begging to fuck me in return for alcohol. it's fucking great you should try it.

>>34378474
prepare to get copped as a nonce m8, nobody who says they're 16 on tinder is actually 16

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>>34378474
Okay you creepy rapey nonce. Enjoy taking advantage of little girls you baby face mook.

Also, enjoy the drama that comes with banging 16 year olds.

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Well lads, I can say with absolute certainty that I did not sleep for a single second last night. I was awake the entire time, but surprisingly had very few negative thoughts. That herbal shit I took was absolutely fucking useless and I have no idea how I'm going to last the day.

Post waifus if you want.

>>34378537
go to boots, ask for sleepeaze and tell them you tried the herbal shit and it did fuck all, I've been using sleepeaze for years on and off and it works a treat, although you will wake up and feel groggy as shit

just pay attention to their warnings about it when they hand it over to you

>>34378394
Good morning to you again DWP anon. I see you've elected to employ the false sense of confidence and security tactic today! It'll only work on the most serious autists, you very naughty shill.

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>>34378537
>herbal shite
Don't use that mate, it's useless and tastes like shite.
Go to the pharmacy and get the sleeping pills. They may need you to set up a thing with them, but just explain you can't sleep and tried the herbal stuff and it was no use.

t. a sleeping pill (actually, just any pill) abuser in college.

>>34378529
He's only 19 himself so banging a 16 year old isn't really much of a difference.

>>34378599
exactly, it's perfectly legal.

>>34378576
I don't know who you think I am lad but I'm not he

I did three weeks of a work placement there as an obligation they forced on me so I could keep claiming my jsa, I basically lived in their filing room

I'm just using my insider knowledge to try and assuage your worries mate

>>34378599
>>34378623
it makes a difference if >>34378518

which is absolutely the case

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>>34378643
It's half 7 in the Am lads and I'm listening to 90s trance anthems while making a full English. (tfw at my local weatherspoons they call it a big scottish breakfast because some cunts can't just call a spade a spade.) feels good to be quite honest.

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it's 07:43AM and I am full on beer and serious need of sleep after cs:go drinky games, send good sleeps my way plz

>>34378731
You've got an impressive collection of damon albarn, lad

I wish we'd been able to meet each other at their reunion gig all those years ago, but I suppose at least we got to meet here

Take care of yourself m8, I'm off to sleep so I can be up and drag my sorry arse in for yet another night of sitting at a desk doing fuck all

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>>34378817
Get some sleep lad, although have some water and stay up an hour past your last drink. You'll thank me.

>>34378860
Cheers lad (wonder what the misses thinks of all these damon pics on my laptop though.) Have a good sleep and keep on truckin'.

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Right, normies are awake time for me to try sleep so I can at least wake up at a normal hour (before 4pm)

>>34378932
>normal time.
>after school hours.
Nah lad, 9-5 is best time because the normies are at work.

Is there a worse feeling than being socially awkward in a city that pretty much everyone thinks is a very very outgoing place (it is full of outgoing people)

I feel like a subhuman freak all the time

>>34378962
I just don't like daylight tbqh

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Looking at the different strains of 4chan cancer, staying up unreasonably late for class in the morning

whats a lyric you guys currently like?
>when I was young it seemed like life was so wonderful a miracle oh it was beautiful magical

>>34378976
Oh yeah btw the city is Liverpool

I'm a socially spasticated scouser

>>34379011
fuck you for getting that stuck in my head

>>34379012
Same here, shit init

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>>34378976
Yes, being socially awkard in a village where everyone went to school with you.

I'm glad I moved to the city. It's more anonymous in that you can just go about your business with no cares or fears that an old school mate will come and talk to you as you buy a crate of tennants at 10 in the morning.

>>34379012
It's fine lad, just do like your football team and shit out.

>>34379024
babycakes, I just don't know know what I I

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>>34379011
>Rhythm is a dancer.

>>34379011
>Don't believe in yourself, don't deceive with belief
>Knowledge comes with death's release

I should listen to Hunky Dory again

>>34379068
I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN NO YOU'RE NEVER GUNNA KEEP ME DOWN


fuk u roboto

>>34379025
Truly fucking terrible, the only positive is there are drug dealers everywhere so I can get weed and x easily

>>34379030
Oh it's worse m8 I'm an Evertonian like my father

>>34379035
you are one sick and twisted motherfucker

i hate you

>>34379030
If you live in an area with it use Amazon Prime and get it delivered within an hour

It's what I do and I love the separation from human interaction

I haven't left my home for 3 months (I work at home as a freelance web developer) I basically live off of Amazon

>>34379094
Wish I knew how to get weed. Do you just approach people who look the type?

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>>34379102
>Evertonian
poor lad.

If it helps, I'm a hibs fan, only me 29 years to see my team win the scottish cup.

Also my English team is Newcastle so yeah. I know how it feels to support useless teams.

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KICK OFF YOUR HDTV FROM THE STAND

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>>34379135
It's from going the football (I have a season ticket for Neverton) there are lots of drug dealers in the pubs and such, after a few pints I just ask around for numbers for weed and boom done

>>34379139
I share your pain brother

>>34379148
STEAL ALL YO KIDSZ TINGS

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>>34379131
The village I stayed in before moving to the city was not far from the worst amazon depot in Europe, so pretty sure I could have did that.

I like the city though, it's busy, and has lots of people and makes me feel, for a better or worse, closer to human civilisation. Plus my one mate lives here too.

>>34373354
I actually spent a night in London for the very first time at the beginning of the month ; I always thought this picture was exaggerating, but I totally felt it when I was there.

Shit was depressing as fuck. I was staying on some random inn on Bath Road, just near Heathrow... and holy shit, I almost developed depression just trying to take a walk around the inn.

>>34379160
Good for you then anon, I'm happy it's working out for you there

>>34379167
You forgot the pic but I assume it's a picture of London that makes you think it's Basra

>>34379185
He's talking about the thread image lad

>>34379201
Oh, I get that side of it too, I went down for a football semi final and stayed not too far from Wembley and it was so run down and third world I actually felt better about being from Liverpool

>>34379223
>>34379167
You lads don't know nuffin
I worked in whitechapel, it's like little pakistan down there

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>>34379167
Try visiting Dundee or leith mate.

I'd say Glasgow, but I wouldn't recommend that soap dodging shitehole to a fucking nonce, never mind a good lad like you.

>>34379244
Jesus Christ man I feel for you, I fell for the ripper meme and went on a ripper walk there and it was like being back in Afghanistan

>>34379249
Glasgow is a nightmare when you set foot outside the centre, never been more scared in my life

It was like that Yoker sketch Limmy did
>I'm no fae glasgow, I got nae business being in glasgow
descending on a poor stranded english lad like a pack of ned wolves

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>>34379329
Just whatever you do lad, promise me, promise me you'll never go to coatbridge.

My mums side is from there, I've been through for a few funerals, and when half the wake is pinging on Es and Whizz, you know it's bad. That said, I had a great time out with all my cousins, but then, they're from there so felt safe as fuck.

Still not sure if I'm going to hell for pinging at funerals.

>>34379363
Nah, ecstasy is great for dealing with depression and sadness and Jesus would understand that if it had been synthesised in his time

It works for me anyway

>>34379363
If I ever go back to Glasgow again I'll be hitting the centre, moving on and not stopping til I hit the highlands

my experience there was traumatic and I have no intention of reliving it, so I promise you, I'll be going nowhere near coatbridge

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Why do people keep mentioning Tempz? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

>>34379423
Tempz is hype AF fammm

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>>34379395
>tfw believe jesus would probably do Es over weed, despite what stonerfucks think.

>>34379403
Good lad. Glasgow centre is fine, going outside is never a good idea.
The lowlands is pretty scummy tier, Glasgow, Paisley, Falkirk, Dundee, Edinburgh, Fife, Perth, Motherwell, Livingston it's all one giant shite heap, but for some reason I love it. It's my shite heap and I wouldn't trade it for the world.

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>fart
>cover mouth

I'm done.

>>34379488
I'd expect Jesus to do Ecstasy, DMT and 2CB to ascend to a state of pure nirvana

>>34379488
I love you and all your people, the world is all the better for Scotland's existence, but your land was made for you and the lowlands just fucking prove it

you have it and keep it, lad, we have no business there, as is the right and proper way of things

A bullet in the brain sounds pretty comfy right now.

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>see suitemate putting in his contacts before getting in the shower this morning
>out of good will I tell him it's inadvisable to do that for a few reasons
>he tells me he's never heard that he shouldn't wear contacts in the shower or while swimming or anything like that
>tell him that it's one of the things you learn when getting contacts
>he tells me I'm full of shit, I think that I'm always right, I think that I'm perfect, that I'm not, that I'm wrong and need to get over myself, and tells me to fuck off and that he'll kick my ass
>has the audacity to ask me if we're cool a few hours ago
I'm not going to talk to him for at least a week.

>>34379612

Tell the smug cunt to google it.

>>34379612
How can you walk away from someone saying they will kick your arse? I wouldn't be able to relax or rest knowing that I didn't at least hit him a few times.

>>34379612
> I'm full of shit, I think that I'm always right, I think that I'm perfect, that I'm not, that I'm wrong and need to get over myself, and tells me to fuck off and that he'll kick my ass

sounds like borderline personality disorder desu

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>>34379510
Not gonna lie, I mss my eccy days. Sometimes I want to jump back into that world, but feel I'm too old for that nonsense now.

>>34379516
What doesn't kill you etc... it's why we've evolved into such brutes.

>>34379559
I know those feels lad. I go through about 80 % of the year in that mood.

>>34379612
Just tell him you were trying to do him a favour, and that if he's gonna cunt you wont bother in the future.

>are we cool
He knows you're not. That's the normie way of getting back on speaking terms without saying sorry, because only girls and japanese tourists say sorry.

>>34379651
Also, kinda this. I know he's your room mate, but I have a bad habbit that if someone calls me out (I'll kick yer cunt, etc...) I just stand there and tell them to fucking do it. If they shite bag out, then I walk away.

>>34379612

>steal his contacts
>get a bat
>*don't stop me now starts playing*

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Had a quite lucid dream last night where my dad killed me and himself in a car crash cause I was such a disappointment.

Watching Trespass Against Us (2016). Really good so far. Just having a quick joint and catching up with you bunch of Dale Wintons, before I watch the rest of the film and go to bed until about 6pm.

Neet life

Tried to OD and ended up in hospital, they released me after a day of being pumped with stuff through a catheter but didn't put me on suicide watch or anything they just got the mental health team to ask me to refer myself to 1 to 1 therapy. I've the rest of this week off work, if I see a therapist or GP will they stop me from having to work and put me on ESA or something similar?
I don't want to see my colleagues again as they all know why I'm not coming to work this week and I can't quit because money is non-existent.

>>34379665
Yeah bullet in the brain is a standard feel but its even more so today. Dont know why. Life's just as shit as normal.

Feel like I'm getting too old for this site. Suddenly everyone is talking about uni, drugs, obsessing over vagina and have this massive, deep lack of self awareness and every other thread on the board is enraging, on every board I usually visit, even /g/ is a shithole now.

It's like pissing in the wind.

Even all the alternative chans are now populated by druggies and alt kids who are all fucked up on this new leftie smash the state (paid for by the state) propaganda.

Shit, boys, it's over, isnt it.

>>34379713
silly anon

taking pills isn't the best way of killing yourself

that's why girls do it so they can be ~heroically saved~ by their shining knight in armour

(even then though they can fuck that up and end up dying)

The HR woman stinks of perfume so much. It floods the room when she enters the door like 30 feet away.

Are any of you on anti depression / anxiety meds?
Which is the best in your opinion??

I got put on citalopram about 4 mouths ago.
Helps me keep shit under control and I haven't had a panic / anxiety attack since and I'd say depression has lifted from severe to mild.

Problems are that it's increased my appetite / hunger levels a lot, I get lots of really vivid dreams that seem real and meaningful, and withdrawal issues if I don't take it for like 2 days.

>>34379741
Leftist as in liberal or commie? The only place I ever see far left stuff is /leftypol/.

>>34379741

I know how you feel. Alt chans were always drug heavy for some reason, even 7chan which had no real reason to be.

>>34379794
Citalopram left me with parts of my personality missing, hard to explain, it was subtle, or damaged ability to make context in certain actions and perceptions, was on it for a year

careful with that shit boyo

I was woken up by alarm after two and a half hours sleep and ended up being so delirious about where the noise is coming from I just end up pulling all the cables out of my PC until I realised it was my phone.

>>34379794

Citalopram fucked my brain, I've never been able to think clearly since I took it for 2 months year ago. I've stayed off pills since then because I don't want to make it even worse.

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>>34379688
That's brutal mate. Ever thought about going for a few pints with your dad. He have any interests? Cars, bikes, football?

I'm thinking of taking my Dad to the TT for his 60th in 2 years. I've always wanted to go and love bikes and know he does too.

>>34379709
Sounds good lad.
>dale wintons
Pure lad patter there. (I like lad patter.)

>>34379734
Sometimes it just adds up mate. I've noticed I've been making suicide jokes in RL a lot lately which is usually when I know I'm in the bad spells.

>>34379741
I'm too old too mate. I'm 30. Working min wage and in a loveless marriage. I feel like I just come here because 4chan is all I've done since college back in 2005.

>>34379713
You can claim for ESA, but will have to leave your job if you can't face it, and sign on JSA until it's sorted.
Sucide is never a clear cut escape though mate, as you learned. Also, pills are a bad idea. I don't want you to kill yourself, but for me, I've always toyed with middle of the night bridge jumping and I still might one day.

I don't blame you for not wanting to go back to work though, after something like that, you don't want fake niceness.

>>34379794
Was on fluoxetine for a bit back in 07, didn't really do much for me, and I ended up feeling worse. Then again, this was a period of abusing all and any pills I could get in my system.

>>34379801
Liberal and commie but the new coffee shop variety, with muh fees and social justice/race focused while conveniently avoiding any approach on class issues etc. All the juicy shit completely avoided.

>>34379817
I didn't even mind but now it's like away from the discussion part of drugs and now 'wot drugs u done, omg i got so fucked up on chinese cut draincleaner last night haha x'

Lainchan is a fucking cesspool now even. Uboa got taken over by bpd trannies years ago. 7ch is actually alright but tries too hard to be edgy, infinitech is shattered. Wzch is all the worst parts of this shithole, just corridors of thirsty fags worshiping normies.

IRC is dying too, everyone has gone to Discord.

Found out from a thread about self harm last night that east devon anon is pretty fucked up damn

Havent been on /pol/ in about a month. Really improves my mood staying away from that place.

>>34379861
Oh fair enough. I've had enough of idpol shit so I dont blame you for being either. Workers revolution when.

>>34379820
I also didn't like citalopram. It didn't have lasting effects but I couldn't concentrate (almost failed my stats paper) and fell asleep at random times during the day.

I liked venlafaxine- worked with no side effects- but the withdrawal was terrible. Brain shocks suck.

I said I didn't want to go on antidepressants ever again to my psychologist once I relapsed.

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>>34373354

I wish there was an anonymous imageboard for normies

>>34379978
>venlafaxine
Jumping in here. On that now. Pretty good but if I miss a single day I feel like Mike Pence is having at me with a car battery.

>>34380002
If you ever decide to go off it, don't do it cold turkey like I did! Wean yourself off, it will be a lot less shitty

Wish I could kill myself temporarily. Wake up in like 10 years or something. Sleep isn't cutting it.

>haven't eaten in 12 hours
>feel full
Why body? Why?

Anyone ever make an injury claim against their workplace lads? Injured my arm around a year ago, nothing serious like but i'm left with a big surface scar. Pisses me off whenever I look at it because I didn't claim. It wasn't put in the accident book but there were witnesses. Don't even work there now but reckon I stand any chance at all of claiming? NEET life ain't gonna fund itself.

>>34380052
I do this all the time but that's because I'm anorexic.
But yeah, bodies kinda suck in general.

>>34380011
I missed three days because of dumb reasons and I wanted to die. I kept crying at tv shows and songs like a teenage girl. It was awful.

>>34380059
>bodies kinda suck in general.
>tfw you'll never evolve to a higher plane of existence.

>>34379998
Its called /b/

>>34380067
Could you try watching/listening to some more positive stuff?
I find it feels good (in a kind of shit way) to listen to negative stuff when you're feeling bad, but it doesn't really help in the long run.

Also maybe it's a good idea to eat something and hydrate? Take care of yourself *hugs*

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Dont think night shifts are for me lads, i'm not blue collar material

>>34380118

/b/ is even worse than /r9k/

Faggots and degenerates even more potent than this place.

>>34380140
Who is that qt skeletal girl?

>>34380140
Good. I did them for 3 years and I haven't been the same since. Get off them while you can, its not natural.

>>34379978
>fell asleep at random times during the day.
currently dealing with this, cant do anyting, practically worse than when i was feeling more depressed

>>34380148
Its more normie though. Thats just what you get if you put people in an anonymous board.

Still havent gone to the doctors, I've been pooping out poop with blood in it for about 3 years now.

Just had a poop and there was quite a bit of blood in it, was floating in the water, wondering if I should bother the GP at all though

>>34380161
Buy ritalin or something

Reminder that liking traps is gay, but liking trannies / dickgirls is not.
If you want to date / fuck a trap, you want to fuck a man who just looks and acts like a female.
Dating and fucking trannies is straight because they actually identify as female and have female hormonal levels and a brain structure that is sexually dimorphic in the same way as a biological female.

>>34380167
Just save time and start digging your grave instead you retard.

>>34380167
If it's bright red it's rectal, if it's dark it's intestinal. Which one?

>>34380167
Go the doctor mate. That shit could be a sign of something serious.

>>34380161
Get yourself on some better meds!
Seriously, if you ask your doctor they should give you more choice. When I was getting treated at the clinic I tried fluoxetine and citalopram before figuring out venlafaxine was the one that worked for me. If a side effect is not tolerable for you personally or you don't think that particular medication is working for you, you have the right to get prescribed something else

>>34380182
Its bright red, today it was all mixxed in one piece of poop and their were drops floating on top the water.

>>34380197
That is a lot of blood. Seems like it's a large anal fissure. Got to the doctors.

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Good morning, /britfeel/!

How are you this morning?
I hope you're doing well and if you're not, I hope you'll feel better soon.

What are you guys up to today?

Anybody left from the night shift? Did you get up to much?
Thank you for keeping /britfeel/ alive for longer!


I think Shippposter is altering my dream state.
I dreamed about a serial killer called the 'Jammie Toast' killer who invited you for a slice of jam on toast and then slit your throat. It was spooky in the dream I swear.

>>34380067
>>34380129
This anon is a good egg!
It's easier to familiarise yourself with negative ideas and thoughts thank you think.
For example, getting yourself angry over SJW's and american politics because you seek out things that purposefully annoy you really isn't that great for your state of mind.
Focus on yourself for a while, be incredibly selfish for a time. You deserve it!

>>34380167
Call 111 now!

>>34380218
Hello, Lenposter. Absolutely knackered this morning. I just have uni to go to, I'm not looking forward to it. Any plans for today?

>>34380203
fissure is not cancer, ill take my chances.

>>34380218
Hello anon. Been up since 6pm yesterday. Trying to stay awake the whole day to finally fix my sleep pattern. Just went the gym for second time in a row. Things are looking up! How're you?

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>>34380218
>I think Shippposter is altering my dream state.
>I dreamed about a serial killer called the 'Jammie Toast' killer who invited you for a slice of jam on toast and then slit your throat. It was spooky in the dream I swear.

>tfw other britfeelers are having dreams where I am killed

>>34380234
Aww I hope it's not as bad as you think it will be.
Being knackered is tough, but try to stay awake long enough to sleep at a normal time!

I just have work planned for today, probably nothing after!

>>34380260
Good work on resetting your sleep patter, anon! It's tough but you can do it!
Also that's briliant to hear you've been going to the gym regularly! Try not to push yourself too hard though! You don't want to hurt yourself and put you out for a month or so!

>>34380277
Shipman wasn't in my dream! It was the Jammie Toast Killer. A new, fresh and custom built serial killer, for modern audiences!

I feel nothing! Lol hi. I'm not sober. Need chats. Need to sleep too. Hi.

>tfw your boyfriend's earning six figures and you never have to worry about money ever again

You think if we all got in a circle could we each inject the person to our right with a lethal dose of morphine.

>>34380376
Being gay seems too easy. Stop cheating senpai.

>>34380378
May as well jerk each other off if we're in a circle

Is anyone else looking forward to summer?

No more freezing cold, nice warm nights to go for walks, no need to wear a coat everywhere. Winter was nice and all but I'm a bit bored of it now.

>>34380398
inject the person on the right with heroin, grab the person on the left's cock

>>34380400
It's summer where I am and I hate it. Way too hot, especially as I'm meant to be gaining weight at the moment (aka insulation)

>>34380400
Aye but I'm looking forward to spring more. Its been a bad winter for me. Always feel better when it gets hotter. Sitting in the garden having a drink. Comfy stuff

>>34380152
Some random character from a vidya called etrian odyssey 4
>>34380153
I'm getting my final pay for it and getting out of there to enjoy neetdom with extra savings, only went for the night shifts because it pays more and I don't mind being up at night but 5 nights straight and one of your 2 days off is just sleeping through the first day, not the life I want.

Anyone else get flashbacks?
I used to think they were a meme but over the past few years I've had them and I'm pretty sure I was molested/was filmed being lewd as a kid. I do have real memories of dodgy horseplay shit by the same person but the flashbacks are making it seem more sinister.

>>34380446
>being lewd as a kid
playing with your willy, lad?

>>34380443
Where is it you work?

just saw a bunch of chavvy chads and stacies all aged like 16-18 picking on a special needs kid on the way home from the shop

i told them to leave the kid alone who was like 8 and had no parents in sight and one of the chads started throwing stones at me

some old lady in a house across the road phoned the police on them though, apparently they had been bullying this kid for like 2 hours

>>34380479
>tfw aspergers
>too little empathy to put myself at risk for someone else

>>34380479

Well done, you did the right thing. Even if you did get a stone chucked at you.

Well Brexit's cancelled due to having an underwhelming majority.

Why couldn't you have just left the house for once and voted, /britfeel/? Was it because it was raining?

>>34380524
Wait really?
Original comdhfhh

>>34380498
i have autism and some mental health issues but i felt a tinge of empathy i find hard to feel in that i realised that kid could've easily been me when i was younger considering i've always been noticeably robot

also i was abused growing up so i felt a heavy sense of helping the kid be safe from bad things i experienced

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>>34380471
Shipping warehouse, paid 9.30 an hour which I was hyped over at first but realized how bad the place was over the first 4 months

>>34380567
Yea imo every night shift should be at least >10 an hour. I was only on 8.30, was awful

>>34380524
I'm politically apathetic and also I don't believe that the brexit vote should have been decided by the electorate, as it really was a matter for parliament.

Alright lads, I did just call my GP about the blood stool situation after reading some horror stories about people being diagnosed with anal cancer after thinking it was a fissure.

The appointment is going to be over the phone at the moment as Im a bit far away to meet him, so yeah.

I called 111 and the bloke said "Really mate, two years?!".. I just kinda laughed and said "well you know.. it's not something I talk about".

>>34380524
>>34380528
Unless you've read something I haven't not its not. It has to go through pariament but theres a Tory majority. The lords might try and block it but this would likely cause a general election which they dont want.

At this point I dont know anymore. As much as I'm for direct democracy its been dealt with so poorly something should be done.

>>34380591
What did you do? Similar industry?

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>>34373354

Shipposting will be 1 year old tomorrow

>>34380621
Nah, retail. Pissed me off because I spoke to the overnight workers in the shops nearby and they were on 12 an hour doing the same job basically.

Day two of new wagecucking position, not even started my shift and I already want to quit. The qt girl isn't starting til Sunday so no soft person to distract me from my thoughts of death and I have two weeks before dropping to 20 hours, one of those weeks being 7 days no day off.
I just wanted to to do my 20 hours and get money for toys and sweeties

>>34380498
>tfw aspergers
>tfw hyper empathic and emotional despite not understanding the emotions I feel

>>34380609
Good luck friendo, he may call you in for the latex glove, hope you cleaned up.

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>>34378537
Last night I fell off my bike and my boiler broke. I'm still in an alright mood for some reason.

>>34380720
thats a nice cock you got there

>>34373702
Is that Kathleen Grundy?
I'd give her a lethal dose if you know what I mean

Im fucking starving and its still an hour till lunch. I only ate 3 hours ago

my parents are making me get a job. is it worth applying for asda when you have social anxiety?

>>34380609
u ready to get ur bumhole fingered lad? just relax and it'll be fine

>>34380879
Its pretty easy talking to customers compared to people in a social sense. At least in my opinion. Also probably depends on the role. If you just stack shelfs or something you will only really need to point out where things are occasionally

>>34380879
How old are you and have you worked before? I either have SA or autism but working a job for a few years definitely helped me socially. Still have crippling anxiety like but I kind of learnt to fake being a normie. Now I'm a NEET though hajajahaa. Go for it buddy. Asda seems comfy.

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>>34380933
>shelfs

>>34380966
I'm busy trying not to die at work can you let me off.

>>34380879
Get a warehouse job or a dishwashing job. You meet the coolest people in those jobs, and no interacting with customers.

>>34380941
I'm 19 and I've never had a job before. I've been neet since I left school at 16.

>>34380985
Ok then. Just this once though, ok?

>>34380908
>>34380714
Dont have any clean underwear desu, gunna be awkward if he asks me to come in.

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>>34381005
Sir, yes sir.

Jdjenejffr

>>34381020

It's really not that bad, I have had it a few times when I got diagnosed with Colitis, but I got a hot woman doctor to do it. I think I might have wiggled my butt a bit when she had the finger up there.

>>34381020
dont wear any then, saves part of the process at least

>>34380994
How did your parents let you fuck up your life so badly at such a young age? Are they alcoholics or something?

Britfeel I've always had a deep respect and I mean that most sincerely. This thread is most fantastic, that is really what I think.

>>34381041
I finished my gcses and then just did nothing but sitting at home getting bennies. how has that fucked up my life?

>>34381041
I can relate how hard it is to get a job when you're under 18 though. They aren't meant to let you sell booze or work with knifes so it cuts down a lot of the entry level jobs

I just want to become a weed dealer desu.

>>34379075
DONE LET THE SUN BLAST YOUR SHADOW DONT LET THE MILK FLOAT RIIIDE YOUR MIIIND YOUR SO NATURALLLLYY RELLLIOUGSLLLYY UNKIIIIIIIIIIND

not hunk dry but close enuff

I'm posting in public, from a train. There was a breathtakingly cute East Asian girl getting on at the same time.

>>34379135
ur senpai or friend will probably know some guys number
that or the deeb web

>>34381101
overrated lad, did it for years

>>34381033
My doctor is an old german man, he often sits there uninterested in what I say, but I guess all doctors are kinda like that.

>>34381152
I feel we would have an advantage because we're not scary black guys. Although if you live somewhere where it's mostly scary black guys smoking weed, that would be worse.

Do you want respect or do you want truth?

just had some paki ring me up with
>I'm from an associate company of Microsoft and need to talk to you about the computer
Then tried to walk me through bricking my own PC or something

Who falls for this? Somebody must be because otherwise they wouldn't be doing it.

>>34381173

Not their fault mate, I have family in the NHS and GP is nearly as undesirable as A&E, they now have way more patients with way less money, and ridiculous targets to be met by untrained managers who know fuck all. Did you also know that 1/3 of current GPs are within 5 years of retirement? We're super fucked.

Just try and take it easy on him, it's amazing that he's even here, Doctors have a way better quality of life in Germany.

>>34381020
as long as they're not full of stains you'll be alright lad. i've gone through a very similar thing so have experienced a fingering before. i didn't enjoy it myself, but you've got to endure it to find out what's wrong
ganbatte lad

>>34381211

Just takes one usually sensible person to be caught off guard and they've made more bank than a thousand-thousand hours on a street corner hawking street food, or slaving away in a sweatshop.

>>34381211
i think old people must fall for it. My grandfather used to answer the phone to them while he was still in bed and pretend to be on his computer. Last time they phoned me I kept on the line for half an hour. If you go on youtube there countless videos of people counter hacking paki tech support people

Wtf is it with feminists and abortions? Why do they make preventing a baby being born the centre of their movement?

>>34381316
>it's my body, I get to decide whether the separate life inside lives or dies
They are narcissistic, vicious women.

>>34381316
>>34381325

You know you don't just fart a bambino out and then carry on as you were before the pregnancy, right? It's a huge undertaking.

animalistic ballistic killer

>>34381250
Just finished the phone appointment, the doctor was a flirtatious gay man. I responded in kind.

Anyway, I'm seeing the bum doctor at 9am on the 31st. He said due to me having it for 2 years and nothing terrible happening a few more days shouldnt be anything to worry about.

>>34381325
>>34381316
But god forbid men talk about opting out of parental rights. No matter what he should pay for that childs upbringing and for the skank he fucked to sit on her ass all day.

>>34381362
Then why get pregnant? Once conception happens, that's a separate human life. These women weren't raped, they chose pregnancy.

>>34381373
>I'm seeing the bum doctor
have they reffered you to a specialist or have you just got an appointment with a normal GP

>>34381362
It's pretty easy to avoid pregnancy though, it only takes a bare minimum of foresight and responsibility

>>34381375
Men have no options but all the responsibility.

>>34381394
not really, it's just a bunch of cells. it doesn't have a brain or is actually alive until a few months of pregnancy.

>>34381398
Sorry I wasn't clear when I said that, it's a GP not a specialist. He did offer a woman instead of a man but I was too beta and said "I dont mind".

>>34381063
It's not exactly setting you up for a bright future, is it?
>>34381064
That's true, but really you should still be in education/an apprenticeship at that age.

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>>34380305
It wasn't as bad as I thought It would be, luckily. I managed to stay awake.

>mfw your lecturer mentions seizing the means of production

>>34381418
Taking that stance, a baby human isn't fully formed until about 2 years after leaving the womb.
So which is it? Conception is human life, or termination is ok up to 2 years old.

>>34381418
>it's just a bunch of cells
so is any living thing

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>>34380305
>you will never lick jam off lenposter's willy

>>34381439
In my option it's a life once the heart starts beating. it's not alive until then

>>34381411

That's why abortions are relatively rare.

>>34381394

lolno

gb2texaslad

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>>34378537
you going to try anymore things before you go to the doctors next week, the over the counter suggestions might work for you lad
>>34380720
you need to be careful on bikes lad they're dangerous things. was you trying to pop a wheelie?

>Seriously arguing against abortion

Yes, because life is so wonderful and what we really need is more people in the world. Fucking amazing opinion.

>>34381464
There are animals without hearts, they are still alive.
Conception is the point at which life begins, this is an undeniable fact. Abortion is murder, and feminists love the control that it gives them. It's not done from any ethical or moral standpoint, they simply get off on power over life or death.
Whether this murder can be justified isn't what we're discussing.

>>34381498
>I've read Nietzsche btw

>>34381439
>moving the goal posts

don't do this

we already have very clear definitions in place for these things

>>34381510
>very clear definitions
That's the problem, there isn't.

>>34381500
I mean really life begins before conception, sperm and egg cells are alive. Wanking isn't genocide though, because sperm life isn't human life.

The question is where humanity begins.

>>34381486
What do you mean 'trying' I was doing a siccc endo senpai

>>34381500
yes but humans are not that animal. if someone's heart isn't beating then they are not alive so therefore it isn't murder.

>>34381507
No I'm just saying why the fuck would you care about abortions as long as it's not your kid?

You're never gonna fuck a woman let alone breed with one so what do you care. We don't need more people anyway.

>>34381554
Listen cunt, I've fucked 17 women and I'm only 19.

>>34381428
i was going to say i had to get fingered by 1 doctor, before getting sent to get fingered and more from the proper bum doctor.

>>34381537
Hearts stop all the time and it doesn't make the person temporarily dead. They are still living.

>>34381534
That's true, sperm and egg are alive, but they are not a human. It is only when they combine - when their DNA combines into a new strand is when a new human life has been created. Life exists on the atomic level.

>>34381522
yes there fucking is

Abortion is legal in England up to 24 weeks, as that's around the time that we've as a society have decided there is "life"

In addition, if there is a substantial risk to the woman's life or foetal abnormalities, there is no time limit. (this is for downies and stuff)

throwing in shit about "oh well a baby isn't really thinking until 2 years bla bla bla" just makes you look like a dickhead

>>34381537

Conception should be when it's considered human, rather than something arbitrary like when your heart starts or brain sends a signal.

People can be brain dead and still classed as alive and not allowed to die, and people can be strapped up to machines that pump blood around them to keep them alive.

That being said, who cares what other people do, any sane person should allow Abortion to be legal as well as Assisted Suicide.