Frog and Feels Tavern

>>34373291
What's on tap?

>>34373419
Whatever you like, anon. This is a fictional tavern, you see.

>>34373474
Get me a glass of Kek's Brew please

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>>34373496
Here ya go anon. Have fun.
Its some good stuff.

I dunno life is just kinda bullshit and its one of these moments where I feel like nothin really matters again
Ill have one drink that makes me forget these thoughts pls

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>>34373956
Here. Keep fighting. Suicide is inferior to struggle.

Fireball and ginger ale my good sir.
Life is eh. Miss my kids. Ex wife is being a bitch. Took home a qt3.14 this weekend. Wanted to fuck, but for some reason I just wasn't feeling it. Ended up teaching her how to play Civ 5 all night. It's like nothing excites me anymore. Not even drunk pussy.

Yooo. I'll take anything with vodka in it. Feeling the suffering of the blue collar worker. So much for all that academic work.

>>34374834
>fireball and gingerale
>wonders why his wife left him
TOP KEK

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>>34373291
Water, my good man.

My mother continues to be overbearing as shit. After the lovely conversation shown here came and went, I found myself working on a paper while she sat next to me. Of course, I'm extremely protective of my computer around this time. At one point, after going "here let me try something" and reaching for it causing me to push it away, she said in a real fucking smug voice "I know all your little secrets anon, I don't know what you're all worried about".

This relationship is unhealthy and I need to move out as soon as possible.

>>34377334
your mom is crazy

is there no way to get rid of her?

>>34377334
do it
i moved into a trap house for two months
then a show house covered in trash, roaches would rain from the doorframes
all better than the mother

>>34377334
Literally just use incongnito and you won't be bothered, it was your fault for not locking your computer.

Also if she's seen your trap porn than I really don't know what to say, that shit is so degenerate outside of here that you're beyond help.

Delete everything and let her scour your computer who cares.

>>34377380
I'm moving into a place with some friends come the end of summer. I don't know where I'd stay until then. Maybe my dad's but the last time I stayed with him on a more permanent basis he put me to work in his shop and I wasn't really about that life. Making about the same at my current job though.

>>34377384
Thing is like she's good to me, helps me do shit I'm not 100% capable of doing myself because I'm an autistic manchild, but she hovers real bad just waiting for us to screw up. Her intentions are good but her technique is shit.

>>34377532
She just saw the front page of /r9k/, so lord knows what she actually saw.

>>34377334
tell your mom to mind her own fucking business.
it isn't disrespectful or dishonorable to tell your overbearing parents to back off. especially if you are over 18 years old. seriously. do not let her talk to you like that.

my mom was like that too until i started to stand my ground with her. don't talk any shit anon. your mom was young once too and wanted her freedom. if she tries to stop yours, it's only a direct result of it being done to her.

Tell her you understand, but the cycle needs to be broken.
good luck

>>34373291
give me your strongest, cheapest, biggest drink plz

i am on day 1 of not smoking weed. going alright for me, but i'm probably going to have a hell of a time trying to fall asleep.
any tips? trying to keep busy with video games and some other stuff... i have a pack of cigarettes too and i barely smoke so that should keep the psychological addiction of smoking something at bay for a bit.

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>>34373291
I'll have some of "muh gimmie dats" on the rocks please.

I'm behind on schoolwork and got a bunch of assingments en route, Working and doing school isn't as easy in the 4th term :(, might end up quitting but I still need to make minimum payments on my credit card because it's almost maxed out at 1000, what do Jack?

>>34373291
Gin please John, or something just for the taste.

I think a clusterfucked my youthful life just because I was too impressed by my own actions. Basically in my final year of highschool, I was pretty much convinced I cheated the system. Had 24 outstanding things, most you were allowed to have at a time without failing highschool was three. Got away with it by using my shitty immune system to get sick and fake or forge doctor's notes. Kept doing it and going every so often because I had a free scholarship program that gave me money to spend freely on anything each week, roughly 100 bucks. Didn't work because of unpredictable health. And I myself spent most of my time just fucking around instead of recovering the crashing ship, and loved every second of it. Have some good memories of highschool John, but long gone are all my friends and the memories just feel bad, genuinely make me feel horrible. I went back to pick up something from highschool, stayed for a day and realized how miserable life felt. Sure I have my GF, sure I love her, but the distance sucks. So John, what do I do? I have no job, still relying on the scholarship before it runs out, and I haven't left the house in over two months, just sat inside playing video games and fucking wasting away. So John, what do I do, are there any remedies besides this gin?

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Scotch for me, lad.

Going through some rough times rn anon. Basically fucked up my health and grades in highschool. Did lots of hard drugs. Almost died few times. I moved across the country to go to rehab. Spent 4 months there. Now In a whole new place going to community college. Don't know anyone. Haven't made a single friend during the 10 months here. Trying to get my life back on track.

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>>34373291
I had the dream again last night

>get the thing you want more than anything else
>its a thing that doesn't exist in real life and is literally impossible to obtain
>manage to be happy for a few fleeting moments in dream
>lose the thing before the dream even ends
Why does my brain hate me? I mean I know i hate myself but come on. Why can't I just have some respite from the fucking nightmare that is reality?

>>34378091
Other anon here who fucked up highschool, but not with drugs.

I feel you my man, it's tough out there when you got no one. It seems you're getting on track, something I haven't worked out how to do yet. Keep pushing on there pal, it's gonna get easier. You did the right, adult, mature, whatever you wanna say, thing there by going into rehab, and I'd say you're doing good resisting what comes from college life. But honestly man, invest in something productive for making friends. Video games, hobby forums, something online, you'll make friends. As for day to day, just get out there and be yourself. If you work, as a workmate out for a drink, if they say no, tell them no worries, and just try again another week. You're doing good pal, just keep it going.

His next drink is on me, John, get this man another Scotch...

>>34378163
I appreciate the kind words. That comes from the bottom of my heart. Stay strong

>>34378274
You too pal, take it easy my friend!

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Not OP here, but since OP has left us, I'll serve your drinks. I'm the anon who had posted about fucking highschool up without a care, and hasn't left the house in two months. So, if anyone is still here, pull up a stool, and I'll get you something on the house.

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>>34378452
give me something that will ease me to sleep, i'm going to need it tonight. thx anon

I met an /r9k/ autist in real life.

He is fascinated about my intense autism.

It's nice meeting another robot IRL, our autism just clicks.

>>34377334
Wow I'm speechless, I'm sorry you are treated that way. You deserve a better situation

>>34373291
op i need some advice ill have a double shot sex on the beach
so i hit on someone for the first time ever and it went amazingly but i couldn't go in for
the kiss i was too much of a pussy and i didn't want her to take it the wrong way
or ruin the mood and i was too drunk to remember her name and she left and i was
to dumb to ask for her number
How do you tell if a girl wants you to kiss you how do you do it
how do you get there
>she was playing with my hair
>she was drinking sex on the beach and offered my to try it
>she poked me and when i tried to do it back she was cute
so i know she was into me
she left while i was outside because security made me wait outside for
15 minutes because they thought i was drunk
before she left she gave me a hug and it lasted ages
How the fuck do you do it
how do you bring yourself to do it
i barely talk to woman let alone hit on them and i haven't kissed anyone in years

so jack finally died? rest in peace friend

I'm not even sure what to say anymore, nothing helps
I hope when I go to sleep right now I wont wake up

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>>34378934
not op but i could offer some insight.

>unnecessary physical contact is a telling sign that she wants a kiss, especially if she's touching your face. she is trying to get your attention to focus on her
>try to move closer to her and see how she reacts. if she averts herself away from you, that's a bad sign, but if she accepts it and reciprocates your movement, you're good.
>look at where her eyes are looking. if she keeps staring at your face, esp your mouth or eyes, that's a sign she wants a kiss
>maintain eye contact with her, and start moving your face closer to hers at a very slow pace. again, if she reciprocates both movement and eye contact, then you're golden she def wants the kiss.
>if you followed all the previous steps and she also shows signs of interests, it's now time to make your move and just go in for the kiss.

girls usually aren't the first to initiate the kiss, so you have to take the initiative and go for it anon. by the sounds of it, she indeed was very into you imo. wish you the best of luck

>>34373291
Alcohol is a meme

Try some hearty methamphetamines instead.. go have fun don't sulk in the vast void that is drinking

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Bleach and vodka on the rocks, barkeep.
>Becoming increasingly convinced I will die young.
>Trying to turn life around, but I just want to slip underneath the water into oblivion

at work, my own small business. fucking hate december/january, it makes business so slow and making ends meat super hard. Been an hour and a half now and not a single person came in. Can be a bit depressing.

Anyway off outside to get some breakfast. Pour me a jack and coke bartendie.

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I was reading manga today and a few panels transported me to the worst day of my life when I realized I wasn't a normal kid

pic related. I've been feeling depressed all day because of it.

>>34379146
thank you that helps
and the more i think about it the more i realise she might
have been my dream girl she ticked my most important boxes
this could have been my oneits
>she wore dresses
>good taste in music
>introverted
>liked to sing and wasn't afraid to dance
>shorter than me

>>34373291
Gin and tonic, thanks. Classes have just started again but I've quickly realised I'm going to fail part of the class this term as well. Nothing I do seems to improve my results and I have no idea what to do next.

Dunno why I'm even trying at this point. No matter what I do all I have ahead of me is a lonely death with no family or friends to even notice my passing. I'm not sure how much longer I can keep this nonsense up when there's literally zero motivation or reward.

>>34379765
Not the same anon, but you needed that first experience. Next time it'll be better.
Don't fall for the first one.

>>34379855
thanks
i think i might just be to easy to please/impress

>>34379824
I feel you. I failed one class in the first semester of uni and completly failed the second. I had no motivation and the francly stopped giving a shit. Drinking and browsing 4chan was my favorite thing to do after the day.
Things improved when I joined a free tech school in CA, but you can't change what you are.

>>34373291

Just a diet coke for me m8

>>34379667
what happened anon?

oregano originalo

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>>34373291
I'll have a Bud Light

I'm feeling bad lads, I'm really lethargic but one thing that has always kept me above water in terms of sinking into complete depression was that i still had options open. Now I can see that this really might be my last chance to get it together before I go into wage slavery. But I still can't do anything I just sat in my room and missed this semester too

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>>34373291

Grab me a double house whiskey on the rocks, thanks.

I recently quit my job in a blind rage and instead of looking for a new one I've just been getting drunk everyday. I feel shame even being in a fictional tavern.

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>>34380026
It happened when I was 12

>mom sends me to summer camp
>have to spend a week on an island resort with 200 kids I don't know
>feel excited because it's the first time I'll be flying
>every day is a different activity and we visit some cool places
>they put us in squads with a staff member as a leader
>to have access to the cafeteria at lunch we had to be with our squad leader and eat together
>one day I miss them and can't find them
>another staff member from another squad sees me alone outside and asks me what happened
>lets me get inside the cafeteria to eat and tells me to be more careful
>days pass and the final day before leaving arrives
>they organize a farewell campfire
>it's my first time seeing one so I get really excited
>suddenly everyone starts saying how much they will miss each other, exchanging emails and having one good last time together
>realize I'm the only one who didn't make a single friend during the entire week even though I played and had fun with many different kids, there were even kids form my class there
>start crying in front of the fire
>the staff member who helped me that one time comes, gets on his knee, pats my shoulder and tells me that he noticed I was always alone and that being alone in life makes you strong.
>keep crying in front of the fire
>the next day I put on my headphones and listen to music in the back of the bus until we arrive home
>develop social anxiety soon after
>almost drop out of high school because I didn't want to attend
>stop being able to feel attachment to people because I don't want to feel rejection ever again
I think that staff dude was also a robot and related to me unlike the other people there.

pic related is how I remember everything, especially the last panel to the right since that was my perspective in front of the fire

Give us a corona thanks anon
Life's pretty dull nowadays. Resigned myself to not going out anymore, since I can feel the traces of normie which once ingratiated me fading. I haven't got any friends left, and I haven't done anything remotely social in about 3 months. I remember having ambitions and friends. It was nice

Vodka with 4 crushed up xans pls barkeep

stuck in the mood of contemplating past missed opportunities for the last few days. realised i could've made my life so much more than what it is now. also quitting smoking which is utter hell.

on vodka/energy all morning. feels bad and good