Ywn have sexual relations with ARIANNA GRANDE

>>34373227
sounds good, she's a total bitch anyways

>>34373227

she's ugly and a whore

i went to school with spics hotter than her

>>34373227
Tfw I'm the same age as her

>>34373227
I've spent a considerable chunk of my life thinking she's a pornstar.

>>34373262
perhaps she was manufactured for that purpose, art imitates life and all

>>34373258

I'm the same age as Britney Spears, I thought she was older by a couple years. She's worth about $500 million and has been famous since 1998. Arianna will be gone five years tops

I wouldn't fuck her even if she begged me to.

>>34373227
Can you imagine raping her?

She's this sex symbol and famous singer, she's probably gotten everything she ever wanted, but for one night you have complete control of her and there's not a Damn thing her fame or fortune can do to save her

>ywn be Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
pussy a shit now. but Dan "The Man" Schneider got her fresh. i bet he still has some of her prime panties

>>34373227
Nice body, 5/10 face.

She's ugly, and a perfect example of how the Hollywood/MSM machine manufactures stars. You don't need to be attractive, you don't need to have real talent, you just need to suck the right dicks and participate in the right creepy sexual rituals, and you can have your stardom. For as long as they say you can, anyway.

>>34373227
Good. God only knows what's festering down below. Besides she's literally just some idiot that managed to suck the right amount of dick from the right people. I think she got triggered over a donut or something as well a while back.

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>>34373372
no because I'm not a deprived faggot with maniac fantasies about harming other people.

>>34373456
she's actually a pretty decent singer, way better than most typical meme girl pop stars. she's really good at parodying the other meme girl pop stars too

I remember this chick went to my high school. She was absolutely shit at geometry.

She got an alright singing voice I'll give her that, but wanting to fuck someone who gives you a slight disgusted look all the time? No thanks.

>>34373227
why is she hot to you?
she looks like an average girl with makeup caked on

Don't get me wrong I wouldnt kick her out of bed but you can find escorts just has hot or hotter for 80-200 dollars an hour.

Honestly if this is your life's ambition just go shop escorts. This is a very obtainable goal.

id fuck ariana grande no doubt

Her voice makes me want to punch her in the face. I hope somebody punches her in the face, would make me feel good.

>>34373541
>black girl throaty singing is pretty decent

no

She's got a great voice, and she can act. She's dating Mac Miller. I follow her on snapchat. I think she has body image issues, she never shows her full stomach, like ever. Which is a shame because she's very beautiful

>tfw you'll never have an Italian gf

>>34373743
>she never shows her full stomach

Really?

>>34373778
yeah like the lower half of her stomach. i've never seen a picture where she has it exposed. she's very fit otherwise though

I'd suck a log of shit out of her ass

>>34373227
She's a disgusting coal burner. I may be a khv, but I still have some standards

>>34373508
Well that's pretty boring anon

>>34373227
She looks like a smug five-headed toddler discovering make-up for the first time and trying to be sexy. I can live without.

Ariana Grande
I know I drive a Hyundai
I can put you in a coma
Have brunch on a Sunday (fancy)
My dick put you in a coffin
All night screaming and tossing