l'm a carpenter AMA

I'm a carpenter too.

What's your least favorite type of wood?

>>34371422
How do you like your job?

What kinds of things to you make?

What's the pay like?

What are the hours like?

Would you say its a good robot job?

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>>34371422
Dude, are you, God...

Like a framing carpenter or a cabinetmaker who works in a shop?

What are some essential tools for woodworking? I want to build coffee tables and shit.

How do I become one or get an entry level position?

>>34371422
How many hours should I sleep?

>>34371422
Should I make a asian trap thread tonight?

>>34371422
What's your best carpentry related pickup line?

>>34371787
There's nothing I'd like to nail more right than you. And maybe some oak planks.

>>34371422
I'm really sorry about Karen dude, it must be awful to hear her on the radio every Christmas and be reminded of her untimely death.

>>34371422
Did your Kong kidnap your gf before?

>>34371422

Why are you guys always the dumbest people on construction sites?

>>34371422
Are you by chance Big white Isaac
>thanks for nearly telling my parents I smoke wheat

wher THE FUCK is OP??

>>34372466
OP cut off his fingers doing some carpentry and can't type anymore.