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>normie tells me to have a good day
>have awful day and have been miserable for years

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>normie gives me a job
>doesn't realise he's sending money to my bank account every single month
>stay quiet about it and keep the money

>>34371313
I know the feel opee
>I put on shitty Scottish accent
>sorry lad I dunaye know tha wae

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>waiting at crosswalk
>sign turns
>start making my way across the street, like a law abiding citizen
>some normie tries to make a left hand turn as I'm partway across
>don't change my pace as I'm Crossing the street
>give them a finger, then point at crosswalk sign

Shows them right

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>share my mischievous doings with other robots
>they aren't actually mischievous at all

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>>34371313
>normie asks me if I know what way it is to the train station
>say I know
>I don't know
>Point in a random direction