Valentines day approaches

>>34370886
Jack off
your comment was not original.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH65P8_PUxs

tfw no gf isn't such a bad feel

>>34370886
I'm in my thirties and I've never received a valentines gift ever.

so same old.

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>>34370886
not waste my money on some ungrateful whore

>message girl I orbit happy valentines with heart emojis and tell her i love her

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>>34370886
Read, probably not even notice it was valentines until I hear a random mention it.

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>Valentine's Day is my birthday

Play sims

>>34371994
My birthday's the day before valentines and I still get shit for it. When people hear it they ask if I'm a fucking romantic.

>>34372044
this, I used to get flooded with "r u romantic" shit until they all realized what I was

>>34372044
Yeah I get the same kind of stuff. I used to like it because I felt it made me special compared to faggots who haven't got their birthdays on special days. Now it just makes me depressed.

On the plus side, I can double dip on depression for both Valentine's and birthdays on the same day whereas most robots have to feel like abject shit on both those days.

Show myself some love with chocolate and a wank

cry lots