What would an asian girl's butthole taste like?

>>34370150
Like Chinese.

Like dog

Rusty bags of sand

>>34370150
Shit, most likely.

>>34370150
Not sure but I might find out soon.

Been talking to this really cute chinese girl that lives not too far from me for about a week now, she's been busy with school but we've been texting each other huge messages and skyping for hours at a time so it might finally happen for me, robots. I might have found a girl just socially retarded enough to let me date her.

>>34370150
Almond chicken and rice.

>>34370150
i would literally pay hundreds of dollars to eat a fembot's ass

asians eat some weird fucking food so im not so sure i want to know what their butthole smells like

>>34370150

I'm not sure, but I am sure that you would just be hungry again 10 minutes later.

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>>34370150
Idk, but
IF YOUR ASS WAS A CHINESE RESTAURANT, THEN I'D HAVE THE POOPOO PLATTER

>>34370150
probably butt taste

butt taste different from shit taste trust me I know

>>34370862
buy me a new monster rig and you can tongue my anus all night

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The magic, and the mystery, of buttholes.

>>34370878
Reddit tier joke, nonoriginiolio

>>34370959
>buy me a new monster rig and you can tongue my anus all night
deal, post throwaway

>>34370959
>Be a girl
>People will literally pay to tongue your butthole

What is it like? Not even salty

>...and then she farts in your face!

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>>34370150

>Eat me out, Anon!

>ffffffFFAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPpppthththt!!!!!

>Oops so sorry Anon, teehee!

How do you react to this?

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>>34371038
>SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFF
>How pungent my dear!

>>34371038

I hate to say it but I'd think of r9k immediately.

>>34370992
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>>34370994
>What is it like?
it's pretty cool when boys are willing to do stuff for you like that. I remember back in high school there was this boy who would buy me a drink or snack afterschool everyday. we'd go back to his house, eat/drink our stuff, watch a movie or play a game and he'd let me play with his dick. nothing is better than getting paid to do lewd stuff with boys

>tfw no gf who is into assplay and knows how to give herself a deep enema

>>34371086
Man you're so lucky. If I was a girl I'd let weirdos pay to lick my butthole all the time.

The only people who want to lick my asshole and pay me to do it are gay men ;_;

>>34370968

Well they aren't really mysterious. Poop comes out of it.

>>34371116
why not let them? feels good and gets you paid. why complain?
if it helps I do not consider that gay

>>34371127
>Girls
>Poop

Oh u make me laugh, anon

>>34371155
I've considered it, butt honestly, I'd just feel too gay. It's just a personal thing desu

>>34371155
are you a fucking fujo too?

>>34371184
sounds more like you're just a prude
>>34371192
not really no but if a man receives a rimming from another guy, the one receiving is not gay. that's just basic logic

>>34371277
I don't want dudes licking my ass. You can see what kind of degenerate I am, of course. If I were a girl, I'd let girls do it too.

Really, I'm just a pervert. But a pervert with standards. Gay men are so thirsty

>want my butthole licked
>no one to do it

I wish I was a girl. Then I could get sexual gratification and a new rig

>>34371310
"she" was just a homo trolling, was probably a fake email

>>34371038
I'd unironically BRAAPpost when I got home.

>>34371277
Oh, my bad, you must exist in that alternate dimension where having sexual relations with other men isn't homosexual. My bad there.

>>34370150
Chicken chow mein

>>34370763
Yo so how old is she?

>>34371064
im fucking dead
have a (you)

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>>34370150
>be eating asian pussy
>all I need is sweet and sour sauce
>go downstairs
>I'm out
Fuck lads

>>34372154
she turns 15 next month

>>34372591
how old are you? wtf

>>34372645
67

Orgjtfjjugh

>>34372658
thats some l o w q u a l i t y b8 right there

>>34370150
i've kept asking that for WEEKS now


what do girls BUTTCHEEKS smell like

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>>34373990

If she hasn't showered, then it smells musky, like shit and sweat. If she's clean, then probably whatever fruity body wash she used.

Like ramen maybe.

>>34370763
same boat for me man. talked to her before and told her i liked her but she wasnt looking for a relationship or whatever. I let it go and go on for a year. just last month she finds one of my accounts on something, I message her and weve been talking the same kinda way you have minus the skyping (can you elaborate on that btw?) were supposed to get together the first weekend of February to hang out.

I don't fuckig care , cunt. I would lick the asshole of any women. Are you gettting it? Or are you a faggot cunt.?

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>have never had gf or had sex
>despite this, feel like I would really like eating a girl out

No lie, if a bitch doesn't stink and cleans after herself, I would eat her pussy all day desu

>>34370150
Probably copper.
You know like a penny

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