Virgin thread

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>>34368255
Example for anyone wondering what Chad face looks like.

>>34368255
>Age
20
>virginity status
Kissless Virgin, never had a gf """oficially"".
>your waifu
Umm, I dunno, maybe..Asuka from Evangelion.
>do you do the virgin walk?
What's "the virgin walk"? Explain pls
>do you have the Chad face?
No, definetely, but I guess I am an average faggot, noy ugly but not handsome.

Also, I was friendzoned(she literally told me that she sees me only as a friend) by a 16 yo ""emo"" girl like 3 days ago. I like her(a little bit) and I don't know..she has a bunch of problems with herself and her family and yeah I am helping her and I don't know why, maybe because I hope that she realise that I can be more than her "friend".

>Age
21
>virginity status
Pure Virgin
>your waifu
Mio Akiyama
>do you do the virgin walk?
I guess so, i am a virgin.
>do you have the Chad face?
I'm not sure what that is. I'm going to guess no.

>Age
25

>Virginity status
Lost

>Your waifu
Kurisu

>Virgin walk
What

>Chad face
Nah, I'm ugly.

>>34368699
>20 year old wanting something from a 16 year old

Gross.

>>34368255
>Age
22
>virginity status
virgin
>your waifu
holo
>do you do the virgin walk?
no
>do you have the Chad face?
6/10 at best

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>>34368255
>Age
19
>virginity status
Have gf, we cuddle and fuck all the time
>your waifu
Momiji Inubashiri
>do you do the virgin walk?
I don't think so
>do you have the Chad face?
Yes

Age: 21
Virginity status: confirmed
Waifu: none at present
Virgin walk: that's a myth REEEE
Chad face: probably noth

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>>34368255
>Age
24
>virginity status
hugs happen every once in a while, that's about it
>your waifu
pic related
>do you do the virgin walk?
that's something girls supposedly do

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>18
>virgin
>not really into waifufagging, but it used to be Kanbaru
>What the fuck is a virgin walk
>If I did, I probably wouldn't be there
just kidding, I would just be a pretty autist

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>>34368255
>Age
27
>virginity status
never kissed a grill
>your waifu
none
>do you do the virgin walk?
don't know what that is but yes
>do you have the Chad face?
no I am quite ugly my side profile is like pic related

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>>34368255
>Age
24
>virginity status
KHV
>your waifu
Saber
>do you do the virgin walk?
Nope.
>do you have the Chad face?
Not even close.

>>34368255
>Age
19
>virginity status
still virgin
>your waifu
i dont have one
>do you do the virgin walk?
no
>do you have the Chad face?
no, its average

I will stay a virgin forever.
I cant talk to girls if I have anything 'romantic' in mind.
But I talk to everyone a lot.
I assume they just think that I dont have any interest in them doe to me never making a move.
But never in my life showed a girl any kind of interest in me, so I could be wrong.

Thats at least how I did it.

>>34368757
>Gross

Why? This girl is different than typical whores

>>34368824
fuck off, this is a serious thread, no jokes, motherfucker.

>>34368888
u virgin?

>>34368255
>>Age
25
>>virginity status
KHHV
>>your waifu
Megumin
>>do you do the virgin walk?
I... don't know?
>>do you have the Chad face?
No.

>>34368888
The quads.

Well done my almost wizard friendo.

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I am 27 and kissless virgin, I walk kinda slumped and sad and I am ugly,not fat though fortunately. My waifu is Jessica from contagion, she's so beautiful and sweet. I finally found an actual girl to play as her on steam because I joined a game and gave her all my ammo when she ran out, and protected her from the zombies even sacrificing myself which I would happily do for Jessica if she existed in real life. We became steam friends as well as with other people, so I play with her often, it is nice to hear a female voice playing Jessica. Usually a man would play as her and I would get very annoyed when he talked on the mic in his fat neckbeard voice. One time I told one of those guys to get the fuck off the server but when he asked why I told him and everyone laughed at me for loving Jessica which ended with me having to quit the server after throwing a grenade at them in anger.

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>>34369226
I'm not joking, I'm serious!!

>Age
16
>virginity status
i dun do it till 18
>your waifu
esdeath
>do you do the virgin walk
maybe
>do you have the Chad face
i have an autistic face when im serious

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>>34369372
I really hope that this is copy-pasta
for you

>>34369417
Fuck off with your shitposts, ironic namefagging and anime shilling.

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>28
>khv
>Yui
>not sure thats a real thing
>ive been told im attractive, but i don't believe it

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>>34369552
Not shitposting, I have a girlfriend and I peg her with my big peepee all the time!!

>>34369253
that seems heavily implied

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>Age
20
>virginity status
never kissed or fugg. I have talked to girls and do now but too autistic to relate on an emotional level
>your waifu
n/a
>do you do the virgin walk?
no
>do you have the Chad face?
sorta. I'm attractive and ik some girls are into me but too autistic to do anything about it

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>>34369552
Well it is kinda because I've told about Jessica before but she really is my.. I don't know if I'd say waifu cause that's mostly for anime shit, but I seriously do like her. I wake up imagining I am with her and pretend I am having sex with her sometimes but I feel almost ashamed imagining that. I get chills on my arms and back sometimes when I cuddle my pillow enough and imagine she is actually with me. I tried to edit her pain sounds in the game to sound like sex noises so I could edit them into a loop on Audacity and listen to them but I ended up almost corrupting my steam files and had to reverify my cache 3 different times.

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>20
>had kiss and hugs
>no waifu
>dafuq is virgin walk
>girls find me cute

>>34368255
>Age
25
>virginity status
KV
>your waifu
Pic related
>do you do the virgin walk?
not anymore
>do you have the Chad face?
5-7/10

>>34368255

>Age
18
>Virginity status
Virgin
>waifu
Idk honestly
>Virgin walk
Keep my hands in my pockets when walking so I don't do the "virgin walk"
>Chad face?
Got called attractive twice, by a 5/10 and a 6/10, fucked it up with my fucking beta complex like anything so far.

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>>34370173
Forgot pic fml
Elizabeth from infinite desu

>Age
25

>virginity status
Fucked two different women

>your waifu
Fuck off

>do you do the virgin walk?
I do the autism walk because autism

>do you have the Chad face?
I highly doubt it

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>>34368255
>20
>virgin
>pic related
what is virgin walk?
>no

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>Age
20
>virginity status
Kissless virgin (KHV if non-romantic hugs don't count)
>your waifu
Sodachi Oikura
>do you do the virgin walk?
Probably not, but I might have the virgin stand
>do you have the Chad face?
My skin condition is too poor for that. Facial features (jawline, cheekbones, nose etc.) would probably be good enough

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>>34370256
no jessica is far superior to Elizabeth who can't even fight. Jessica can defend herself and is a perfect post-apocalyptic companion.

>>34368255
Not even respecting your father you silly girl

>>34368255
>18
>KHV
>none
>NO... I think
>I don't think so

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>>34368255
>Age
29
>virginity status
Lost it 16 years ago. Had regular sex ever since.
>your waifu
Nico Robin
>do you do the virgin walk?
No you memee
>do you have the Chad face?
You tell me.

>>34370331
You can have your waifu Anon. I don't mind.
It's the other waifushits you have to worry about.

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>>34368255
>Is it true most men lose their virginity before 18?
yes, and I don't fucking understand how this is possible. where is all this fucking happening? I don't even know anyone who's lost their virginity.

>>34368255
>Age
25
>virginity status
lost it at 19
>your waifu
Eri Ninamori
>do you do the virgin walk?
no
>do you have the Chad face?
no

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>>34369479
I hope it was worth the ban kid.

>>34368255
>>Age
23
>>virginity status
KV
>>your waifu
I don't really like anime. I'll fap to hentai every now and then, but that's just because 2D is aesthetically pleasing. I don't get hung up on character personalities or anything like that
>>do you do the virgin walk?
Yes. I'm literally autistic, and the "virgin walk" is just the meme version of the real life phenomenon called "autism gait". I walk manually (as in I get nervous and have to think specifically about which movements to make) whenever there are other people around which makes it awkward. My friends have said I walk weird and with a slight bounce, which is what autism gait is.
>>do you have the Chad face?
Absolutely not

>>34370439
fuck :(

the only thing worse than being alone for the rest of my life is knowing that all these other guys are happy, satisfied, and enjoying their youth. Suicide is a decent option at this point

>>34368443
Oh shit you know rebecca too?

>>34368255
>How is that even possible?

They arent retarded faggots.

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>>34370439
There's something deeply unnerving about seeing a scientific document argue you basically don't exist.

It hurts robros.

>>34370556
can you tell me how not to be a retarded faggot? I'm being dead serious.
>inb4 bee urself
>inb4 just talk to gurls its not even hard dude

At least give me some real advice

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>Age
22
>virginity status
Kissless virgin, never been in relationship or held hands
>your waifu
Medea from Fate/Stay Night
>do you do the virgin walk?
no
>do you have the Chad face?
no

To be honest I'm pretty comfy about my life now, at some point I came to conclusion that this world doesn't meet my expectations anyway so there is no reason to be sad cunt.

>>34370615
That is real advice, you're just too dumb to understand that.

>>34370645
Explain. You can't just say "you're too dumb". Elaborate on "talking to a girl". If you can't, then we can assume that you're just an attractive, tall white guy with money and a nice upbringing. AKA Chad.

>Age
20
>virginity status
virgin
>your waifu
None
>do you do the virgin walk?
Probably
>do you have the Chad face?
No, but I wouldn't say I'm ugly. Below average at worst (bad haircut and fashion) maybe above average if I get rid of the pale skin and have the right clothes/hair.

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>>34370533
I know. it seems like everyone has had sex but me. what's even worse is that I wanted my first time to be with a girl who was also a virgin, but I'm 25 so that's basically impossible.

>>34370645
You're a prick. I'm more high functioning than most of us here and I can tell you there's some people for whom 'being themselves' is a death sentence. I'm hoping you're a normalfag douche just reveling in others pain because otherwise you're the lowest most treasonous type of robot.

>>34370615
The essence of it is to adapt or die. Your best hope is to focus on self improvement and becoming less weak until you're someone that the world will give a chance. And that's the biggest part - overcoming the softness that makes all of your efforts stop short and keeps you from becoming better.

Don't be the current you. The current you doesn't work. Strive to become someone who can succeed.

Getting a girl is seriously not that hard. Improve your hygiene and hit gym

>>34370671
You talk to them like a normal person, hopefully how you'd like someone to talk to you shit for brains. Also, I'm >>34370372 so hardly a fucking "chad" you human dingleberry.

>>34370736
Thanks man. I've been working out for a month or so and I think things are looking up for me. My numbers keep going up and I look less skeleton. So I think that counts as being less weak, both figuratively and literally. Do you think race might factor into anything? Like if I'm not white does this make it even harder?

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>>34368255
>Age
25
>virginity status
Virgin, never been in a relationship
>your waifu
Camilla from Fire Emblem
>do you do the virgin walk?
No
>do you have the Chad face?
I'm not ugly, but I'm not Chad either

>>34370804
Talking isn't the issue honestly. It's more about approaching.

>>34370758
To be honest the reason I am not going for relationship is such I am too attached to my routines, hygiene and gym is not the problem because I'm fit as fuck or it is the problem because I spend my free time on it instead of hunting so called girls, fuck it anyway I'm comfy with pursuing Godhood.

>Age
21
>>virginity status
khhv
>>your waifu
Husbando is killua
>>do you do the virgin walk?
Probably
>>do you have the Chad face?
No

>thought brap posting was a meme
>had a qt sitting on my lap the other day (in b4 reee normie, I'm 3 years from wizard)
>qt rips an inhumanly massive fart
>qt spends like a minute straight apologizing while blushing like mad
>unbeknownst to her her fart actually made me cum

at last I truly see

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>>34368255
>Age
19
>Virginity Status
Never kissed a girl.
>Your waifu
Tomoko Kuroki
>Do you do the virgin walk?
No
>Do you have the Chad face?
No, pretty average face.

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guys im fucking 20 and terrified that this has become my fate

I thought it was all an /r9k/ joke but Jesus crisis im getting older and NOTHING IS HAPPENING

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

>>34370806
I'm white so I can't say. In most of the western world though you're probably fine if not better off for being 'exotic' in the eyes of the most vapid cunts among the white female demo.

What I can say is that although working out is crucial, don't underestimate how important it is to improve your social abilities and your tolerance for emotional discomfort. For robots like us these are the things that really obstruct us. A million missed signals and misinterpretations that we never figure out - because we lack the necessary strength to bear the pain long enough to learn.

So, as an older bot (25) who hasn't given up yet, tak me it from me. Get out there. Fail. Improve your tolerance for discomfort and learn how to tolerate people for long enough to actually socialize yourself.

>>34371140
Nothing, you probably didn't deserve what you were hoping to happen either honestly. If there is something that governs our reality then it isn't going to look out for you or anyone else but you probably know that.

What did you want, anon? Why can't you get it?

>>34369479
>>34369998
parmagiano reggiano

>>34371140
Five years past you brother. Every second of stagnation brings you closer to wizarddom. I finally started when I've only got 5 year left, but you've got 10.

Don't wallow. Start today. If you value the possibility of one day being a non robot m that version of you is at stake.

Godspeed anon. Hope you make it before you're as old as me.

>>34371140

You did nothing to deserve it, which is also the answer to why it's happening. You did -nothing-.

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>>34371200
>>34371248
I just want a human being to actually love me and to mean it.

I've put together what is apparently a passable Tinder profile

Maybe it will lead somewhere. I wish the rest of you the best of luck.

>>34369479
actually haven't seen that message on 4chan for about 2 years

hmm

>>34371359
Isn't Tinder a one night stand finder? Hopefully it works out well anyway.

I hope you have best of luck too

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>>34371406
Who gives a shit, Anon. I just hope he finds somebody for a little while.
We're all gonna make it.

>>34368255

State
>Age
21
>virginity status
Lost Anally. Will never lose penis in vagina virginity
>your waifu
N/A
>do you do the virgin walk?
Nope
>do you have the Chad face?
Nope. Beta bitch boy face

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27 year old khv here. Lifes actually not too bad. I have a decent job and place of my own, a couple good friends and my hobbies. Thats enough to keep me in a good mood generally. Of course, I do get those occasional pangs of lonliess and >tfw no gf, but I'd say I'm happy at least 80% of the time.

Oh, and crab is my waifu.