Where can i hire a hitman to kill me? Orggeni

>>34366789
Bumping out of interism.

you can do it for free
just get a fake toy gun that looks real and pull it some cops really threatening-like

suicide by cop is a highly popular way to go and is very recommended

>>34367319
>just get a fake toy gun that looks real and pull it some cops
beat me to it

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>>34367319
>>34367357
I'll take things that won't work for $500.

>>34367319
>do this
>get tazed or shot
>fall over and/or pass out
>get patched up and thrown in jail/a mental ward
If you REALLY want a cop to kill you, do this with a knife, and you gotta sprint at them and commit to it.
Easier to just helium bag or shoot yourself.

>>34367476
Or pay someone to kill you. Not OP, but still interested.

>>34367319
OP here. Although thats practical, that still sounds like a terrible idea. How do i know he wont just shoot me in the chest or leg? I just want a boom headshot

>>34367944
they don't shoot for the head or legs, they shoot center of mass. they will not kill you

>>34367970
Exactly. So its a terrible idea. I live near chicago so i could just go to the inner city, after all its the most dangerous place

>>34368041
Find me an example of this working

>>34368041
https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/crime-courts/2016/12/03/juneau-man-shot-by-police-officer-early-saturday/

Inb4 you say "not good enough."

Also, enjoy your ban.

>>34366789
You probably can't. Anyone immoral enough to kill for money would also be immoral enough to just steal your money and not kill you. Why would they take the chance of getting caught for murder? By nature they'd be the type of person to act only out of self interest

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>>34368041
>Child porn is deleted on sight
>This post will stay up until the thread dies
Great job, mods...