Tinder ChaD returns

>act like a beta faggot
>she still wants it
>tfw not chad

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A corn for you fellow robots

>>34366647

Keep posting, anon

Oregano

>>34366580
>>34366647
...The fuck...
Is this tinder? Do I need to do this, or are you really that much of a chad?

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>>34366740
just for you senpai
oregenenalo

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>>34366580
If you look like Chad thundercock anything is possible.

Someone needs to make an account using a 90's bogdanoff pic

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Chad likes good ol Disney
isn't that some good tase

>>34366782

you're losing her op.

>>34366772
Its a fake account with pictures of a man far more attractive than OP

OP, please start of a conversation with the simple message of

WaHOOOOOOOOO!!!

I am cracking up while I type this and I don't know why

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>>34366851
>on this doo dah dandy day

let's see the pics on the profile you used

>>34366943
oh shit i'm shitting myself laughing
do it OP
maybe it's the nuke that will make even chad into omega

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>>34366851
>this doo dah dandy day

I really wanna see larger pics of the first girl she looks hot af

also the pics on the chad profile you used

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>>34366943
The absolute mad man

origamiie

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BY GOLLY
oregano

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What should I reply to Molly?

>>34367423
>Oh my dimadome! Owner of the Dimsdale Dimadome!

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>>34367495
Decided to go with more formal tone this time

>>34366580
You are probably keeping their attention for two reasons

>1 I assume the pics you used were very appealing
>2 the average responses they get are probably 99% the same average chad shit

What picture is OP using for this?

>>34367521
I'm cringing hard OP. Good job I guess.

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>>34367521
>Alas I have been reading it up
>how to be a 'ladies man'
>reading it up

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This shit just keeps being crushing.

>>34367423
Holy fuck, as a non virgin human being, what the fuck is going on? Is this a "special" tinder? >>34367495

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going a bit overboard now I think

>>34367695
>so much autism that she literally responds like a pokemon

this is too good

>>34366580
>>34366647
>>34366782
>>34366851
>>34367050
>>34367423
>>34367521
>>34367695
Thanks for making me puke in my mouth anon, really appreciate it you little bastard.

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>>34367734
oh well she unmatched me, gotta move on

Open on a girl with the 14 words.
Do it faggot

Tell one of them that you have catfished them and send a picture of an unattractive man and see what their response is.

can you do one pretending to be a footfag and see how they resp

Ask one of them to roleplay an mlp character.

By god, OP do this.

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>>34366851
How does Chad get away with it.

Jessescreaming.png

>>34366943
please use this fantastic opener op

Do some BRAAAAAP posting ones

>>34367831
They wouldn't care, why bother? If you really wanted to piss them off you'd have to do what that other autist did where he told them to meet him in front of Arby's and dragged it out as long as possible saying "I'm on my way" and "I'm in the bathroom omw out"

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Chads can be robots too
originaal commento

>>34368132
Just go full autist. Say you have a 3 inch penis and are insecure and so on.

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>>34366943
>>34366977
>>34367040
>>34367919

Your wish is my command familia

>>34368269
kekoho

>>34368269
aww. There was something about the way "wahoo" sounds. This is still some insane cringe tho.

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>>34368269
>girls saying hey first

GOD I HATE CHAD

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>too cute to lie
Looks don't matter robots, remember.
Just as the normies told us.

>>34368269
Ask her to give you a blowie joey. Make sure to add like a kissyface emote and say "pleeeeeeeaaaaasssseeeeeee"

>>34368269
You have to do waHOOOOOOOO! though. It's more funny.

>>34368333
"No I have never done anything. Not with a girl. Not even held hands or got a hug"

Do this OP NOW.

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Chad can get away with a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g

>>34368331
he's on bumble, they have to message first

>>34368333

> kissed you pillow

I think this one can see through the chadly facade into the underlying waifu-owning neckbeard. If you can get her to like you after this you're surely the best catfisher since the original catfishman.

>>34368388

Welp... there goes any business this "Bumble" may have had before. /r9k/ takes another casualty.

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>>34368410
I'm trying my best senpai
oregano thinks me

Why doesnt anyone ever make these threads with an average guy and try thw same thing? Girls arent as hostile as you think, at least not in my country

>>34368476
HOLY FUCK MAN

This is pure rage inducing bullcrap. Chad can be the cringiest worst little beta shit and she stillll doesnt care.

>>34366647
>a corn for you
Top Kek

This should be the digital equivalent of throwing a dog treat at somebody

>>34366580
wtf were the pics you used for this??? how can girls still act like they want you??

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ROASTIE DETECTED
I repeat
ROASTIE DETECTED

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>>34368556
Tell her you are uncomfortable being with her as she has had multiple guys cum inside her mouth before.

Reveal your power level

>>34367645
This shit is hilarious mayne, don't put yourself down

These women are so fucking transparent it's unbelievable.

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>>34368612
I try not to be rude, after all we're a friendly bunch right

>>34368476

Your replies aren't even funny... just legitimately lame and beta. Even /u/basicallyadoctor could do better. The fact that she's still keeping it up makes me really curious what kind of pic and bio you have in your profile. If it's just a joke profile and the girls are in on it that would make some sense...

>>34368503

Haha m8 I'm a fool who's on this and a bunch of other loser sites and I've had several girls flirt with me just because of my looks and my since of humor. I had an attractive girl tell me that I was her soul mate after literally spamming her with memes and making entirely new super cringey memes that make beating the dead horse turn into making a fine mush. But don't fret... since I can see through the normies' lies I've risen to celibacy and friendzone all those girls... it keeps the natural order in balance.

>>34368477
Because an average guy isn't likely getting any matches to talk to in the first place.

>>34367645
If it makes you feel slightly better, it's a hookup app, so of course personality doesn't matter, they're literally just judging based on looks. In real life there's a lot more at play, but yeah looks still play a huge, if not the biggest, role.

fucking stop it

what profile picture are you using

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There are worthy girls, even in this age

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>>34368696
>i shan't

You're doing gods work anon

>>34368700
Is it possible for you to go all out? Like straight up say in fedora speak how you'd like to do very graphic and sexually explicit things?

I really want to see what Chad can get away with, but I'm sure even crossing that line will make these chicks reject Chad.... You would think, anyway

>>34368696
Anon, I want you to bring up "your" waifu pillow to them with an image, along with mentioning living at home, and see how they reply.

>>34368799
Whoops, meant for:
>>34368784

Gjvdgbdsssxfhjk

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>>34367846
Who knows, we may even get a foot pic

>>34368925
>Why do you like feet, haha
This bitch is contemplating being a foot queen

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>>34368925
>Why do you like feet, haha

>>34368269
Absolute madman
Quality posting, man

>>34366580
This was already proven a decade ago by the following TV show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB-wEbTfRK8

After going through this thread, I am on the brink of fucking suicide. You can't FUCKING DO THIS SHIT TO ME.

START WITH

"WaHOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Do it, do it, do it!!!!

>>34368333
>mfw anon talks about my life story

Wew...

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>>34369125
This is just the beginning pal. The sooner you realize the truth, the better.
m'lady

>>34369137
Just this, no greeting or anything to qualify it.

>>34369175
OP you're doing godswork and i love it what youre doing

keep it up

op is a faggot who likes cock up his ass

>act like fedora faggot
>she still wants it
ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR

>>34366580
>i hope ur a real person
you betaed so much that she noticed hahahaha
nice

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>>34369316
nothing personell kid
oregano commento

>>34366580
>Daily reminder that Chad gets away with anything
>Implying I need to be reminded.
Chad rules the fucking world.

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>>34368925
>haha

this is og

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Chad showing off his musical skills.
orginallo

>>34369359
This needs to stop. Hly shit laddie.

I wish you'd start going full autist though. Ask her straight up if she is a virgin and then get mad if she isn't. On the off chance that she is, set up a date and then just not come and leave her in the cold.

>>34369359
I'm gonna fucking kill myself
I don't even want a tinder slut and this still makes me mad

>>34369414
go sexual now, talk lewd, make up some weird fetishes and say you wanna try them

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>>34366580
best thread in ages here on /r9k/

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>>34369482
glad you like it anon
any suggestions what I should do now?

>>34367521
>Happy as a man can be
We could only wish.

>>34369545
go full horny autist mode. talk about fucking your mom, call her mommy, things that would make any female repulsed if the guy was not chad.

>>34369545
post Dimos's profile

Talk about your mental issues and how you your uncle molested you as a kid.

Wanna see how these Normie's respond

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>>34369545
feet fetish is already done. i am not on a creative mood, anon. thank you for asking. i will just stay /comfy/ here and enjoy the show.

>>34369359
Holy fucking shit
Please don't stop OP

>>34366580
this hurts so much

>orginal

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>>34369545
Tell her you want to plant your seed in her fertile valley

>>34369545
wait... how about a menstruation fetish? kek

>>34368724
The twist is that he was using his own face the entire time

>>34369576
Yes do this OP. Unleash the mother fantasies on these stacies and see how they react

>>34368925
Where is pic?

reading these texts...

so you're telling me women are actually THIRSTIER than guys??? because it sure looks that way

Could you post Chad's profile pic?

Original comment.

>>34369782
His pictures are of some Chad ultimate type guy. Of course they are thirsty for that.

>>34369782
women are the ultimate betas but pussy excuses them from it

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oh my gosh.
I think Chad may like me!!

do more footfag ones, we want some pics

What does it take for women to be interested in you? Face? Body? Height? I'm going to gym and it's probably going to be a year before I see any results. Do I need to get fucking chin implants too? This shit is infuriating.

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>>34369864
WHY
How to improve genetics post-conception

>>34369782
Thirsty for the top 10 percent.
They would kill there mom, dad and unborn child to be with Chad.

>>34369911
you're either born with it or you're not, it's not complicated. It's the basics of nature. Just accept it and move on

>>34370008 and you might wonder: but why? Genetics? Biology?

Nope, just to show him off to their girl friends. Not kidding.

>>34369911
Yeah pretty much
Money, status and a big dick are all multipliers that make it even easier

>>34370057
Yeah women are that fucking stupid.
I pity them.

>>34370039
Why accept mediocrity? Certainly we are capable of cheating nature with plastic surgery, steroids, and leg lengthening surgery?

>>34370076
>have a big dick
>still hard to get laid even though I've been with a few hot girls, the dick pics have never gotten me laid and it's a fat 8 incher
at the most they just flirt with me back and say it's impressive when I send pics

>>34370167
I have like no status though and I wear crappy shoes and am not rich at all
barely comfortable with my money

>>34369864
now just reply to molly with the words

LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME PLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

what does he look like? buff?

>>34366580
Thank you OP for this wonderful thread.

OP post profile of Chad.

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>>34370260
Since you guys asked, here's my top tier Chad profile

>>34370299
>tfw

I'm alright when it's a boyish looking chad because that's at least attainable for me, but I will never achieve these masculine looks thanks to genetics.. should I kill myself?

>>34370299
On a scale of Chad to thundercock I would say that he is Chad Thundercock

>>34370299
I dont get it. How is that so much better than me at getting chicks?
He is average looking at best

>>34370370
>He is average looking at best

LMAO

>>34366580
this was fucking amazing. thank you.

Just because girls talk to him doesn't mean they would actually fuck him (even the fake picture). they like banter, attention and being entertained by strangers too. i guess for some people here it counts for something just to have a reply but cmon... i know girls who use tinder purely for attention/amusement from dudes and they have 0 intention of meeting anybody.

>>34370370
he's like a 8/10 with cool pics. plus i think most women play along with it thinking he's joking. i mean LOOK at him, have you ever seen a guy like that be so retarded? its just not feasible (theoretically possible yes but not feasible)

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>>34370383
He is pretty good looking, also I remember reading a tinder study saying girls are way more likely to swipe right if your pictures are not selfies and they are taken outside. Most of his pics are outside, doing cool things and half of them are taken by a friend and not himself.

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>>34370423
Been awake for like 32 hours I meant to give the (you) to this anon >>34370370

robotos, you are deluding yourselves. these girls would fuck him anyway, anytime. it is not for his attention, but for the attention and status they will get by her friends.

>>34370383
I'm better looking than him, and six feet tall. But I guess having long blond hair and a beard like a viking, and not wearing trendy clothes is what makes me get rejected all the time, even though this guy is an ugly mongrel

>>34370456
post pics of fucking leave, faggot

>>34370406
You sound like such a faggot cuck. He looks like a mongrel
Yes, guys who look like that are almost always retarded. He dresses the same way and makes himself have the most stereo typical ''normal guy'' persona possible

Women must be really brainwashed if that's all they are looking for

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>>34370456
I have long brown hair (more like a king from LOTR or something) I get comments from girls all the time complementing my hair. Too bad I am socially retarded and I never take the conversation anywhere.

>>34370486
I'm not going to publically associate myself with this cancerous cuck board who want to suck chads dick instead of thinking he is scum

>>34370502
he wears plain white or black t shirts whats wrong with that

>>34370370
>symmetrical face
>muscular but not overbuff
>aesthetic facial hair
>tanned, blemish-free skin
>6'3

He's a 9/10

>>34367773
If she agrees to meet irl fucking do it and record her reaction somehow please you based son of a bitch

>>34369359
You can get nudes from her saying that since you've never had sex before you barely knows what a real girl looks like naked, not on porn videos, that shit always works with me on Whisper

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>>34366580
This is fucking catfishman tier.

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>>34369545
Talk about ass hole fetish

OP please say the fourteen words as your opener

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>>34368696
he does it for free

no so original bruh

>>34366580
Were you just in the /v/ thread

>>34368132
greek-bro tsekarei mesa. aussie na fantastw?

Anyone have the original corn screencaps?

>>34368383
ur not getting away with it

Cut the fedora speak, OP. It's getting old. Try another approach.

i wanna see you try to pick up these girls using the harshest abuse you can muster

>>34366647
>a corn for you
holy shit I'm going to start using this

>>34373422
Way to expose yourself newfag

>>34366580
Hey I haven't been on r9k in a while
How did the date with the qt girl go?

dont let this thread be dead pls