A Straight Girl's Guide to Being Single and Happy

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desu I'm surprised of the level of reflection
you don't hear that spelled out often, besides men forums (reddit, and 4chan of course)
>One of the joys of being a single straight gal is that it's really quite likely that anyone you want to fuck will want to fuck you back.

>>34366567
>joint bank account
>implying she contributes
HIS bank account

hnnng she's fucking beautiful

I weep for the man that puts a ring on her in her 40's not knowing that she sees her relationship with him as a joyless prison sentence.

>>34366668
She's like a 6/10 at best.

>>34366650
my mom and stepdad have a joint bank account
my mom foots every bill, signs for everything, has both cars in her name, etc.
my stepdad just buys weed with his paycheck despite the fact that we're very nearly homeless.

>>34366567
>energy to try new, exciting, weird, beautiful things

i.e. netflix&chill
when was the last time you saw a woman with a hobby?

>>34366757
>i like to travel XDDD
>i like photography XDDDD

>>34366818
>her greatest achievement in both is a selfie from a trip to las vegas

>>34366567
t. a lonely revisionist

>>34366567

If this is really from Vice and not satire then this is just plain lame. I can only really see it as satire because it doesn't only condone being a total whore (some women might be ok with doing this), but it puts the fact that they're being a total whore so bluntly that any woman trying to relate to it would be insulted I would think. "Be a total slut, waste your money, and get STDs!"

Honestly it sounds like something one of the bitter incels on here would make as a satire so I'm not convinced. Obvious b8.

>>34366946
If only there were some way for you to verify it

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/being-a-single-girl

>>34366567
> Think of it like winning the lottery, but instead of winning actual money, you won a finite supply of youth, beauty, and moxie. Now you have a handle on that blunt analogy: spend that paper before your family tells you to do something sensible with it
>actually advocating you blow your lottery winnings on hookers and drugs instead of doing something sensible with it, ending up with you being right back where you started
Love this crab in a bucket mentality.

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Why don't we revolt and force women into lifelong marriages with one partner only as in times of old?

>>34366755
Do you have a point, my dear anon?

>>34367016
womens suffrage

>>34366650
seriously. she makes 25k/year writing and is going to leech some poor beta for the rest of his life when she is way past her expiration date and only give him sex once per year for all of it.

>>34367142
Her twitter selfie is awful looking, either she's hideous or she sucks at pictures. She's more self aware than a lot of them, at least.

>>34366965

While in the bathroom, emergency-shaving with your roommate's razor, have a quiet little word with yourself. Ask yourself this: am I going to have an orgasm tonight? If you don't think you are, you should send him home immediately, because you are ruining feminism for everyone with your terrible, conciliatory, orgasm-less sex.

This all makes sense until it gets to "ruining feminism"... the article as a whole is somewhat disturbing but I imagine something similarly depraved could be written from a male perspective.

>>34366757
i see women with hobbies, it's just that absolutely none of these modern age feminists/roasties have actual hobbies.

>>34367016
Because only we care and we're the minority.

Most men get laid, have gfs, and are treated well by women. Why would they want to change this system? This is the BEST time ever to be a guy that can get laid.

It's the screw-ups (whatever reason it is, girls don't like us whether it's your fault, their fault, or nobody's fault) like us who care, and who the fuck's going to listen to us?
I'm just glad that I'm not depressed every day and that some days my mood is good enough that seeing a beautiful woman walk by who never knows I exist beyond some occupied space, or seeing a couple in love only slightly bothers me.

Those are the days I live for

>>34366567
I can't fucking stand this picture, 34000 likes man what a fucking joke. Kill yourself you stupid fucking roastie. I bet she cheated on her boyfriend and that's why he left.

>>34367474
>emergency-shaving
>feminism
???

>>34367794

Well anon I didnt need to get even more depressed but thanks for giving out the cold hard facts

>>34366567
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOUR GRAPES

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>>34366818
But...I actually like both. I don't want to be a meme.

Pic related, traveled to Maine at one of the farthest points away from the rest of the United States. Very comfy for photography.

>>34369129
>But...I actually like both. I don't want to be a meme.
If you're a woman, it's already too late. You're a walking talking breathing fucking meme, whose sole purpose is to spend (other people's) money and broadcast your feelings to the rest of the world.

>photography: Spending money on stupid shit so you can press a button and people can say "wow so deep"
>travel: Spending money on going somewhere so you can stand in a spot and press a button so people can say "wow so deep"*

* = inb4 "oh so youve never traveled before huh" whenever women say they like to "travel" it usually involves spending inordinate amounts of $$$ out of town and taking selfies then going home

>>34369129
>Pic related, traveled to Maine at one of the farthest points away from the rest of the United States. Very comfy for photography.
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT