ITT: we post sad birthday pictures

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>>34366039
Literally never spent a birthday with friends. Turned 21 this year. Asked someone if they wanted to go out for drinks. They said they needed to study for finals. Finals were still 2 weeks away.

No pics because my parents never cared to remember a night spent along with a cake and maybe some pizza.

I don't know what it is that makes these sadder than a lot of other things out there

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too depressing to even look at
the way the mom is lighting the candle and that they have cheap candles and balloons and put in an effort but no one else cares or shows up... so fucking sad

>>34366039
>>34366738
>>34366752
>>34366831
How do you tell the parents to knock this shit off without seeming like an ingrate? Just ignoring the birthday would be better than doing this

>>34366762
This guy is a fucking moron though, he's self-inflicting it

>>34366039
Me from 11 to 24.

I didn't even bother celebrating by myself after 16 to maintain some dignity with myself.

>>34366848
NOT EVEN WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD?

STOP LYING YOU FUCKING RETARD

thank you for all these posts, made my birthday feel not as bad

>>34367447
Not hard to believe, my childhood was like that too. I went to a birthday party once and came home earlier because I was in a panic, but never had one myself, not once and never had friends come to my birthday.

Fucking norman, kys

I'm gonna be a 22 year old NEET next week.

I'm dreading it so much.

>>34366762
>>34366752
these ones arent really sad.

Me and my family just eat at a nice restaurant on my birthday.

>>34367631
it's your birthday? how are you spending it?

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>>34367653
>can't remember any birthday party I ever had as a child
>know I had them
what did my brain mean by this?

>>34366762
AND WE DRINK ALONE, YEAAAH WITH NOBODY ELSE

Maybe if I ask for cookies instead of cake next bday these sort of pics can be prevented

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I was in the hospital on my birthday again just about a month ago, I turned 33.

No one came to visit me but I got a cupcake with my lunch some of the nurses said "happy birthday"

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Will dump what I have.

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>>34368412
Will probably kill myself at my 30 birthday m9's

orenganbangolo

>>34367799
This fucking hurts. Happy birthday, man. I hope you're better now.

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>>34368452
This guy gets me every time.

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>>34368470
Fat dad in background is cool af

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>>34367686
alone in my room, pretending like i dont notice its my birthday so people dont think im sad about it

>>34367229
yes refuse to have pictures taken. I don't mind celebrating my birthday but you're not taking any pictures

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>>34368502
I've read somewhere that she is a roastie now.

>>34368502
this one is saddest

>>34368519
Yeah didn't save pic but I've seen it. She has a Chad boyfriend.

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>>34368412
>This will be me in 23 days

Kill me

>>34367799
ill wish you a happy birthday

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>>34368519
You have been muted for oregon post

fucking hell. i turn 20 in august

not looking forward

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>>34368570
ahhhh let's don't forget about birthday boy

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>>34368603
please let me post mr robot

thank you

Whenever I had my 21st birthday I just literally got myself piss drunk on vodka and slept in my room until somewhere around 7-8 pm, then drank some Coca Cola and took a shower to help with the hangover. Then from 9-11:30 I just played a bunch of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and CS:GO.
I never was one for birthdays at least. Just any other day really.

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>>34368622
this one is weird

oregano please

>>34366831
>I'll be this guy come August
help

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>>34368603
is that pedobear

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>>34368647
And I think Im out. But I'll double check m9's.

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>>34368687
found this classic, also I think I have one more somewhere, give me a minute

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>>34367447
Lol, not even when I was a child. College was the first time I've been to anyone else's house. Never had anyone over to mine...

>NOT EVEN WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD
>STOP LYING YOU FUCKING RETARD

>going to /r9k/
>expecting everyone to have normie childhood like you

Fuck off

>>34368744
This is by far the saddest one.

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>>34368744
Ok this is it, hope you guys like my little collection

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>>34368516
hey, man, happy birthday. treat yourself to something, even if other people aren't a part of it. have your favorite food for dinner. watch your favorite movie. just enjoy your day.

here's a special birthday pepe.

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some of these people are more attractive than me and they ended up alone. Fuck, I haven't go a chance.

>>34368816
Most of them are probably autistic like all of us.

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>>34368744
Yeah I recall most of these but this one kinda stands out, dem teary eyes, sad
>pic unrelated

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Dudes, a lot of birthdays look like this after 18. They just don't end up on camera. Be realistic. I know this whole thread/section is about self pity, but this is too much. I know some popular hot chicks/hunks whose birthdays look like this. Calm down.

>>34368452
that pretzel looks really good

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>>34368805
thank you, i appreciate it

originnaaallllll

>>34368647
sad thing about this one is he was a child actor

>>34367663

I was going to laugh at your for being almost 22 and still being here but very soon I will be 22 and very very soon I will be posting in those 25+ threads.

I hate myself so fucking much.

>>34368622
This is either a great prank by this guys lifelong friends, or this is the saddest bday pic ever.

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Holy feels senpai. I wish I could hang with these people on their birthdays. I know what's it's like to reach those depths of loneliness.

>>34369119
You're gonna laugh at him at 22? Jesus, most of us are at least 22. I'll turn 23 in a couple of months...fuck.

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Pseudonormie here.

Some people just don't give a shit. I haven't ever, barely even as a child and the whole thought of celebrating myself seems weird. I get a call from mom and dad, a few congratulations on Facebook that I don't ever even bother to answer and some friends might even send a text message or congratulate me the next time we meet.

The only thing I feel about my birthday is just awkwardness, and that's not even a self-esteem issue, it's just because I'm apparently supposed to celebrate something I don't find worth celebrating.

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>turned 40 recently
>was the most excited I've ever been for a birthday
>moved out last year so living alone for the first time
>really excited to visit my parents for my birthday, hope they are making big plans
>was going to treat myself to a bunch of fun items such as a griddle pan, a new board game, a large soup bowl and coconut milk
>bought some firewood (don't have a fire but parents do, wanted to supply the firewood for the first time in my life)
>booked the day off work
>proudly walked all the way to my parents house
>carried the firewood in a sack
>really excited for my gifts
>didn't ask for much, just asked for some alcohols and Japanese cat models
>got to parents house
>opened the door and walked in with my firewood
>Loudly shout 'WOODY CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN! THE BIRTHDAY SON HAS FORTY LOGS'
>dad looks at me angrily
>snaps for no reason 'Oh fuck off I'll throw you in the fire but you'd take forty years to fucking burn'
>tells me to leave
>I drop the wood and walk home
>didn't buy myself anything
>ate frozen peas for dinner

fuck this was meant to be my year

>>34366039
Man he looks 14 not 21.

>>34368744
I have seen this picture a number of times, still makes my heart ache.
Wish I could give him a hug

>>34369208
Fuck anon, I'm so sorry. You moved out that's what matters! Keep improving from there.

>>34369194

Kek youre pathetic my man. I remember being 17 - 16 on this fucking board and laughing at you sad cucks, now I have become one myself.

Today I get triggered seeing people younger than me here. I was always so used to being the youngest in the room.

Never again...

>>34369208
what?

4fds3

Holy shit, this thread was depressing.
Just look at the parents. They know their child is a failure, they know he/she shouldn't be there anymore, but have to make him/her happy and it's extremely awkward.
I can't wait until I have my own house to celebrate alone or with pets.

>>34369208

>40
>Board games
>japanese cat models

Is this pasta?

>>34366752
This one looks borderline Chad

>>34366752
Isn't this the guy from 1 Direction?

>>34369208
This is one of the saddest green texts I have ever read.

>>34369262
I heard that 4chan spammed his facebook next year with happy birthday comments.

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>>34368744
Man fuck this picture

>>34369398
Amazing how a place full of negativity can bring about positivity.
No way in hell it was this place, had to be something like /soc/.

>>34369208
Please no. I'm glad this is fake so I don't have to cry.

I just passed my 26th uncelebrated birthday and I couldn't give less fucks desu. Whats the point anyway?

>>34369413
>>34369398
yeah, he got tons of birthday wishes from 4channers the next year. it's not as sad as it seems though, he literally posted the invitation to his birthday like 6 hours before the party itself.

>>34369432
/soc/ is one of the worst boards

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>>34366039
Honestly spending your birthday with your family isn't weird. You can always celebrate occasions with your friends, but how often do you celebrate occasions with your family?

>>34369473
Never said it was a good board. But a board I could see doing something like that. /r9k/ and /pol/ though? Absolutely not.

>>34369432
Have you ever even been on /soc/? Holy shit.

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>>34367705
You were clearly molested on your birthdays and your brain is trying to repress those memories.

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>>34366039
I don't have any images to share, but I do have a story when I was in grade school I didn't have many friends I decided to invite everyone in my class to my birthday party at Chuck e cheese, no one showed up I felt terrible I wanted to cry but I didn't. Long story short that happened a majority of the time for next few years.

>>34369548
Unfortunately yes. Didn't really enjoy it to say the least.

>>34368744
Someone should doxx this nigga so we can send good wishes and shit.

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>tuned 20 recently
>went to an amusement park with my mom
>probably the happiest birthday I've ever had
Just go to an amusement park, bros. It'll solve all of your birthday problems.

>>34369432
Probably there were some /r9k/ people there, at least the ones that don't fall for the /pol/ memes.

>>34369297
Yeah I remember those days, but I feel like most of us are staying with the site, and most of us are in our mid 20's now anyway.

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This is me last october 1st. Obviously hid in my room and stared at the wall the whole day but decided to take a pic for some odd reason.
Guess how old I am. And yeah I know I look like a faggot, thank you.

>>34366752
>16 years old
>he's hot
>he looks confident
but it has dark lighting so it's sad? you're a retard

>>34369208
Pretty sure this is pasta

>>34369843
>>he's hot
>>he looks confident
Assumptions.
The sad part is that he's alone, I sort of look like a chad too but that doesn't magically make me one.

>>34367799
Man, id be happy if random people gave me happy birthday when everybody i know forgot me.
Btw happy birthday anon

>>34369649
It's already been done

>>34369208
Why didnt you kill your family?

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birthdays only bring pain for robots

>>34368647
So the story behind this one is that his mother (who is standing in the doorway in the picture) thought she would make a surprise at this guy's work. She brought a lot of Subway sandwiches to feed all the cowokers who would, as she expected, come. When she showed up, nobody cared, everybody went home, except the desk assistant (the only woman standing in the room) who did not even know him that well but who was kind of trapped by the fact that if she didn't, nobody would have attended.

So here you are, at work, alone, with your mother realizing how miserable her son is, watched blowing your candles by a coworker who is just awaiting to finally go back home. Cheers!

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>>34366039
At least he has beer to drink.

>tfw fresh out

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Digiornio

>>34368744
the absolute worst one out there in my opinion

>>34370305

At least he can feast on subs

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>people here actually had birthday parties
you're all normal fags or failed normies at best

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>>34370395
>5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
Just a reminder.

>>34370434
Does buying a cake every year count as having a birthday party? of course not.

>>34370298
Jesus Christ I'm in tears.
I know tfw family fighting in public but holy shit I can't stop laughing at this.

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>>34366039
Does this ever get posted?

>>34369432

It was /b/, actually.

>>34368516
Happy birthday anon, feel free to treat yourself today, you earned it

>>34368633
>Whenever I had my 21st birthday
How many times did you turn 21?

>>34370298

>ahaha look at how he cuts the cake, he cuts the cake weird

Oh my god. The second hand feels this brought. Such fucking pain. I hope he killed every member of his family for dragging him out to this.

>>34370635
Seven. Leap Years, man.

>>34370298
Holy shit what a bunch of assholes

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A lot of these pictures are probably taken out of context. I have pictures like this one, because I like to share cake and candles and wishes with just my parents at midnight and then the next day or weekend or whatever celebrate with friends or go on a trip or what have you.

These pictures alone are not proof that the birthday boys (and gal) spent their birthdays with zero friends.

See pic related. I had an even better one of just me with my mom lighting the candles, like the ones in this thread, but i cannot find it, so have one of me with my sister and her boyfriend.


All of that being said, if you are having a BD and have no friends but you would like to, then shit man just hit us up an let's get a discord/rabbit/whatever chatroom you like going on with some movies and music and casual conversation. We can play some cards against humanity, or draw with friends, etc just have a good time overall you know?

Happy birthday to all the robots in this Thread!

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Does someone have some sad christmas/Newyears photos so I can relate?

>sister is 18, goes out with bf & friends every single holiday
>16 year old brother got a gf he'd rather be with on holidays
>mother goes to neighbours and drink wine or goes to bed extra early
>dad sit in a dark room in a couch with whiskey playing some phone game
>i sit at computer playing world of warcraft, some years there has been few people online whom i wish merry christmas and a happy new year upon
>realize i'm pathetic
>go to bed
>cry
>browse r9k etc.
>fap
>cry/sleep
>"new year new me!"
>back in same self destructive routines the next week

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>>34366039
My birthday is in March and I'm so terrified these will be me. :(

My family and I are going bar hopping so I'll probably just puke a bunch and pass out in my mom's car. I'm friendly with all of the local bartenders and servers so I'm sure they'll make it special for me.

Right?

>>34371015

Those past years I spended with my fanily but everyone is so fucking broken that has no fun. Last christmas everyone looked dead inside.

>>34370817
hey, yeah, that's a great idea. why aren't there more birthday discords?

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>tfw your parents expected you to make friends

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birthday cake tastes better with friends

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this was my last birthday

This is why no one knows my birthday and why I my family isn't allowed to wish it to me

>>34370520
That is so autistic it hurts.

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>mom spent $1200 on my family birthday lunch at a restaurant
>tfw would only be able to share my birthday with 3 non family people and 1 of them would only come because the others are going
Actually in hindsight I wish I invited them. Would have been a lot of fun to just drink with them even if there was only 3 of them

>>34370305
so then who took the picture? Surely there's another person there behind the camera

>>34368744
didn't 4chan send him a birthday card on facebook with a bunch of people wishing him a happy birthday? I remember seeing this guy before

>>34366039

Most of these aren't sad. The ones with your parents there and just you? Those are special. They love you and are taking care of you.

Some day the people you guys are making fun of will look back on these pictures when their parents are dead and wish they could've spent more time with them.

>>34369815
18? I sometimes take pictures of myself as well. Feel like i'll regret it if I don't since I'm not in anyone elses pictures. Will be good to see what I looked like when I was younger even if i don't care now.

>>34369736
Amusement parks are always closed when my birthday rolls around. Fuck having December birthdays

>>34368502
>look poor af
>has Apple laptop
why do Americans do this?

>>34368502
Haha this just reminded me that if I still lived at home I would kill myself

>>34368622
>Low ceilings
>generic foam ceiling tiles
>coffee stained carpet from the late 80s
Christ, this is the living embodiment of everything Midwestern

Please God, take me away from this shithole

>>34369208
If it means anythong to you you made me lolz.
Rule the dayz anon and teke over your life. Its your body your mind do whateever you want with it and dont ever let the ppl or enviroment your in change you into a shitty hermit. Fuck chads and stacies this world is just as much yours as it is for everyone else

First off we were not the most well off family so money was a little tight sometimes. My parents know i have always had a hard time at school and were proud that i made some friends.

>9th birthday
>finally made some friends at school
>convince mum for a small party
>my brothers go to my grandparents for the day
>she buys a custom CatDog and TinyTeddy cake
>help mum and dad put up decorations
>make lolly bags
>set up games
>its 12 o clock when the party starts
>get exited to she parents the friends i have made and told them about
>1 hour passed
>another
>and another
>gets to 4 o clock when we were going to the cinema to see pokemon the movie
>tfw nobody came
>mum holding back tears says
>'do you still want to go to the movies, anon?'
>yes
>dad comes in with car keys
>looks like he had been crying, the worst i have ever seen him to this day
>go to the movies
>its great get millennium pikachu card
>go to McDonald
>happy meal and Pokemon toy
>mum and dad ask how i feel
>i ask why nobody came
>mum says 'You're special and you made them feel jealous'
>dad just has a dead smile
later on that night i was in bed and heard mum and dad talking.
>'are we failures of parents?'
>'I don't want him to grow up and think this is normal and to be sad and alone'.

FF some years

The same thing also happened at my 18th and 21st
>mum insists on having a 21st
>make preparations like before
>nobody turn up to my 21st
>later that night dad walks me into the backyard
>gives me a beer
>says 'i will always be there for you'
>he is the best and only friend i have ever had.

>>34376345
My dad is my best friend too.
I don't know what I would do if something happens to him.

who /nevercelebratedbirthdaywithfriendsonlyfamily/ here?

I haven't had a friend since I was 14 . I'm 27 now.

>>34376455
Mine died around the middle of last year.
I don't really have anyone now.

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>>34376345
did this happen the other years, anon? why have you never had any friends?

>>34376538
I didn't have parties for the other years for the fear of the same thing happening. I think i remember my parents making up excuses such as having to work so it didn't happen again.
I really have no idea why i have never really had friends. I just figured its just who i am.

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>>34369507
if people think birthdays/events must always be celebrated with only friends, then they either don't care about their family, or they're indoctrinated to think so by their shitty friends.

tl;dr don't listen to them, spending special occasions with your family is one of the best things there can be, they're just too ignorant to know.

>>34376646
Do you not want to have friends? Have you made efforts to make any?

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>>34376487
i wish i could be your friend anon

>>34376718
of course i have made efforts.
People just tend to just dislike me.
I'm in uni at the moment, i have 'friends' that i talk to during class but when they go out they don't invite me, i see the pictures on facebook of them drinking beers and playing 64, which was one of my idea that we should do. I don't know what i'm doing wrong.

>>34376817
Thanks, fren.

>>34376865
I'm sorry anon :( you should take that other anon's advice and make a discord when it's your birthday

>>34376922
I don't have a mic and its not until October.
If i still don't have any friends then i might.

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>>34366039
As the years pass, the more things change, the more they stay the same.

>>34376998
Honestly this guy makes me sadder than all the rest because not only is he ugly as fuck, but you can tell by his expression that he's quite on the spectrum and will likely never have any friends because of the combination of those two things

>>34369119
I'm 23 living at home, no job or experience and no education.
Not even a proper high school diploma since I burned out and tried drugs in 10nth grade. I was an honor student too which makes me double depressed.

>>34368519
she probably signed up for chaturbate right after that picture

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>>34376345
Fuck I'm crying I wish I had a relationship with my mother our father Fuck

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>>34368744
>No one came to my party

>>34376718
Do you know what a robot is, you fucking asshole?

>>34368744
For anyone who doesn't know, this guy is an ex-gang member who tried to get his life back on track.

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>>34369208
>>snaps for no reason 'Oh fuck off I'll throw you in the fire but you'd take forty years to fucking burn'

B T F O

>>34372629
Probably his boss tbqph. God, that makes it so much worse.

>20th birthday in a couple weeks
>no license/job
>know my mom and aunt are planning a "surprise" birthday party even though the only time I go to my aunts house is for family gatherings (which I just sit in the corner and wait for my mom and aunt to stop chatting so we can leave)
>which is usually 1 or 2 am
I just hope I get some money. Like 20 bucks or something so I can get some Subway.

>>34373851
They did that for some old white guy.

>>34377573
what do you like to get at subway sandwich anon?

>>34367799
happy birthday anon, forget about the rest

>>34377502
Gang member my arse. Looks weak and would probably never win a fight even with a knife or gun.

>>34370442
I've NEVER gotten banned for that

>>34368647
>>34370305
>>34372629
The story is not quite as sad as the picture would lead you to believe.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/blogs/cutline/story-behind-kirk-cameron-sad-birthday-photo-212734689.html

I just wanna give possibld context to some of these pictures:

When I was like 14-19 before moving out my parents would make me up a bit earlier before school to give me a cake, some presents and everything. It would be dark outside and they would take a picture. Those always looked depressing out of context. But I had friends, a doctor dad and we had a pretty big house. Also I would look like an unkempt retard that early in the morning.

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This kid invited his whole class and no one came, then his parents told the news and they wrote a story about him. This will probably be the first thing that comes up for the rest of his life when someone searches his name.

>>34377608
Toasted white bread, Philly steak, American cheese, lettuce, mayo, and mustard. It's simple as fuck but I love it.

>>34376464
I've only had cousins at my birthday parties. My aunts and uncles only came to get drunk as fuck. I haven't noticed that now that I think about.


I've had less than 5 friends throughout my life and I have 0 now. Its normal for me and I've gotten used to it.

>>34377169
shit sounds like me

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>started job a few months ago
>manager asked if they could announce my birthday when it came, they do it for most employees
>felt obligated to say yes even though I didn't want to
>birthday coming up really soon
>got an invite
>coworker who's been around longer is having their birthday party the day after
>mfw I realize I can slip under the radar because of them

What a relief.

>>34368570
>sonic shirt

Every fucking time

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>>34376345
oregaiba

>>34377757
Every so often I see a poster whose life situation is similar to mine. Its pathetic but I imagine it's the same person and that we'll meet sometime.

>>34377759
I remember back in elementary school the admissions office would say the birthdays during the morning announcements and I would dread the day they said mine cause all the little shits in your class would swivel their head to you and the teacher would get a song going.

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>turned 26 last year
>family is all either dead or out of contact with me
>spent all day laying on my couch, staring at the ceiling in dead silence
>ordered a pizza eventually
>ate it in dead silence
Still not my worst birthday. Honestly not sure if it cracks top 5.

>>34368800
That tiger dick rocket thing in the back gets me everytime

>>34377851
I was always excited to maybe have mine read but it never was. They always forgot.

>>34377710
you like lettuce on your sub? it always seems soggy and they put too much on

What was your best birthdays robots?

I had one at Dave and Buster's when I was younger. It was in a mall with a bunch of chinks in it.

>>34369208
screenshotted senpai. your legacy lives on.

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>>34377903
The lettuce isn't bad. Sometimes they put too much mustard and that's what get the bread soaked with mustard juice towards the bottom. I'd ask for less but I have a soft voice and don't want to interrupt them.

>>34377905
I honestly can't remember. Most of them blend together. Going to either school or work, then coming home and eating alone in the dark.

>>34368502
Can't tell if that's a girl (male) or boy (female)

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>>34377905
I spent my 18th birthday at my highschool graduation, it was pretty neat

>>34378072
Male.
Ikr kid gots some decent face features im sure he isnt a robot now

>>34377954
just ask them when your order my dude

>>34370442
you're a turbo faglord
Just a reminder.

These threads make me suicidal.

>>34376345
God damn.

I'm glad it sounds like you have supportive parents

>>34373998
>They love you and are taking care of you.
That's the sad part, they're trying their hardest but you're still depressed because you're a social outcast and know that you always will be. Probably thinking about suicide already.

>Some day the people you guys are making fun of will look back on these pictures when their parents are dead
Unless they anhero before their parents die.

>>34366039
I have one but I'm too much of a pussy to post it. It's of my 18th birthday party. And when I say party I mean it was me sitting on the porch as the sun rose with a cig in my mouth, making a bet with a URL friend on how many people would forget my birthday. I won but she never paid me because she committed suicide the day after.

>>34369208
do you need a feel good, i believe in you call? you have 1 happyanon token. pls do a redeeming.

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>18th birthday
>Mom gives me $50 gas card
>check my bank account later
>$100 transfer made from my savings account for a car to my mother's checking account the day of my birthday
>tfw lost $50 for my birthday

my older sister and brother came over, sister brought along her boyfriend with his autistic 10 year old son. Wanted to play monster hunter tri with my bro, ended up just watching this kid play new mario bros for a few hours while my brother argued religion/politics with my parents.

>>34366039
Most of this shit is pretty self-inflicted. I just leave the house for the entire day, trying to run from my shame. The only time it doesn't work is when my birthday falls on Thanksgiving and I feel more obligated to spend time with my family. Then it's normally just as bad as this

>>34379041
yep, no, you definitely need a feel good phone call, dude. Pretty similar to my 17th, but still worse.

>>34379041
shit sucks anon

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>>34368470
Fuck this

I don't know why but this one makes me feel so fucking sad, I can't even explain it. I just want to die when I see this one.

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>>34368470
>>34379286
WHy? He's got his cat bro, that's all you need in life.

Anyone else change their birthday on normiebook? i change it due to fear that no one will wish me a happy birthday

I got a story, not as bad but still sad.

>just turned 16
>invite my friends over for my party
>tell my mom what i wanted for the party with food and such
>plan out shit to do with my "best friends"
>as the weeks panned out i kept on getting declines from my friends
>my dad had to go out of town for a busness trip
>my older brother couldn't get the day off from work
>the bakery lost my cake
>my mom forgot later on my birthday that it was my birthday
>she rushed out to the grocery store and bought a simple loaf cake
>she gave it to me with a candle in it and walked back to her room

I still remember feeling lonely in that chair

>>34368519
That's Celestia Vega?

>>34379382
i changed it a year ago to see who would remember my birthday
it was no one

>>34379382
>tfw six people wished me and it's slowly dropping
I don't really care but I'm just self conscious about someone judging me for it

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>>34379427
>>my mom forgot later on my birthday that it was my birthday
>>she rushed out to the grocery store and bought a simple loaf cake
>>she gave it to me with a candle in it and walked back to her room

No one wished me a happy birthday aswell, but I don't care about that s-stuff

My birthday was today...literally did nothing....

>>34370298
I fucking hate this oh my god I hate this

>>34370737
Hits you right in the spot, doesn't it.
I fucking swear if someone will say another time " how weird he does ___ " to me I will snap

>>34379587
Me either anon. Not even on Facebook. So from one anon to another, Happy Birthday anon.

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Do you guys have any advice on what to do for a birthday for a /robot/ sibling? My older brother is hitting 21 this year and he hasn't had any friends since highschool. He's got the full package, autism and tourettes. I love him to death and I just want him to be happy but he always refuses to go outside with me or hang out with any of my friends. Or just advice in general for how to make a robot happy

>>34379799
play a short coop vidya like portal 2?

>>34379791
happy birthday pal
I wish you the best of luck in your anon life

>turning 26 next month
>last year I hurt my knee prior to my 25th while working at a ski resort, was on crutches and miserable for my birthday and two months after
>currently suffering from Lyme disease, knee is swollen, lethargic, hasn't gone away with antibiotics for a solid month
>no job and no friends here, skin and hair are all fucked up and dry, can't lift or go climbing, can't go skiing with my great ski gear AGAIN
>went from super active and hiking up goddamn mountains to sitting on my ass all day long
>26 will probably be more of the same I felt last year
Fuck me

I usually dont like lurking and saving random ppl fro the net but these images are different.

>>34379799
>>34379819
this seems like a good idea t b h
t. someone who liked portal 2 a lot

>>34379286
Is that MC Ride? oreganeranguru

>>34377658
>kirk cameron

that's what he gets for believing in god

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>>34369208
>>34369208
What really scares me is thatll be me in about 10 years.

Pic is me the very last time i was happy, i had no friends at all and still dont minus steam and discord buddies i met on gmod or some steam game.

It was 2003 and i had just turned 16, i found 4chan 2 or 3 months later.
AMA

>>34369208
>40 years old
>still dependent on the approval of your parents

That's the real sad part, champ

>>34367799
I would've felt sympathy if you hadn't posted your pic you fucking attention whoring numale.

>>34379916
you found 4chan in it's inception and are still around?
what's it like being such a lying faggot?

>>34366039
So sad. I was suppose to be serving time in county on my birthday but they let me turn my self in 2 days later. Drank whiskey with 17 year old gf.

>>34376345
Thats so nice anon it makes me really happy to see a robot with a nice parent.

Because ive never had any parents worth while of my own.

>birthday during summer and live on the gulf
>Too young figure out any of my friends addresses/numbers to invite them bc school was out by the time my birthday came
>Later people would either be on vacation or leaving because of hurricane scare
>Parents were never organized enough to throw a party
>Too uncomfortable at other people's houses and eventually don't get invited to parties anymore
>in highschool my Parents thought me having a phone was impractical because I never left the house or talked to anyone
>Have chronic illness, surgery, ended up withdrawaling junior year
>Spent every year since 16th birthday curled up in bed pretending another year isn't passing

>Loved Pokemon my entire life
>Finally got phone but it has very little memory because I couldn't justify needing a lot when I don't use social media apps or text a lot
>Pokemon go comes out a few days before birthday
>Birthday comes, stay in room reading a out it on /VP/ while my sister goes out with her friends to play it

>>34376345
That's nice. Whenever I'm around my dad it's like he's racing to see how fast he can drink himself to unconsciousness.

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>squad held suprise party for the first guy to turn 20
>we all gave 20 euro for the present, ate pizza and got drunk with him
>i was the 2nd to turn 20
>not even a happy birthday message

>>34379975
Yes i did, it was just another anime forum.
i never asked for this.

>>34380033
Whoa sorry about all the typos. Using my phone.

>>34379975
>>34380073
Also i should mention for proof, i am 31 years old.
How long have you been here?

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I don't have a photo but i do remember my 7th birthday
>7th birthday finally rolls around
> wake up and go to school and do dumb kid shit
>hyped for when I go back home for the gifts and big dinner
>finally walk back home
have to wait for parents to get back from work
>all the while siblings don't even tell me happy birthday
>I thought they were gearing up for a surprise party
>the party never happened
>parents finally come home, no gifts in hand and just McDonalds for dinner
>still not told happy birthday
>10pm before I go to sleep, my uncle gives me a copy of his animated Star Wars The Clone Wars movie and wishes me happy birthday
>I took it and just thanked him, I was still sad about the whole day. Didn't really realized he actually remembered.
>I never actually thanked him in full for what he did, my parents hated him cuz he was kinda a deadbeat
It still hits me when i think about never really thanking him, now i don't even know where he is or if he's still alive

>>34380033
What type of illness anon?

>>34368516
Happy birthday! Go take a walk in nature and chill.

>>34369815
I'm not sure how old you are anon, but your hair is timeless.

>>34367799
hi anon, hope you're better now. If it can help I turned 32 some days ago, I got 1 text from my mom,

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>>34377855
Shout out to anons with dead families. Christmas + new year often like this too. Although I'm totally numb to it now. Honestly I enjoy it more than being dragged round to family I hate.
(26)

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It's my birthday today

I'm 20

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>>34381723
happy birthday, anon
oringalio

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>>34381723
happy birthday anon
quite orignla

>>34381723
>>34379643
Happy birthday anons

>>34377905
Probably my 18th. My birthday is July 5 so I had just graduated hs, and this girl who I was fairly close with at the time (I'd orbited her and took her platonically to prom) invited me and some other people from school over as a surprise just last minute the night of when she found out I wasn't doing anything that day. I haven't done anything since for my birthday, last year I didn't even book work off

>>34380172
Sorry that happened to you man.

I hated birthdays all my life as well.

>>34377703
REEE NORMIE PARENTS PROFITING OFF OF A CHILDS FAILURE
Or are the books about something else?

>>34379495
I did this
At least i try to buy them steam games. i tried to be a good friend but i guess it wasnt good enough

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>>34376981
i'll look forward to it anon

oriegninal

>tfw it's my birthday tomorrow
I was trying to forget. Turning 23 here, I live by myself and have no irl friends. I'm doing literally nothing for my birthday. I know as an adult birthdays shouldnt matter but a part of my feels like it dies every year.

>another year without a real career
>another year living paycheck to paycheck
>another year without a gf
>another year without friends
>another year without speaking to my family

I don't know how many more of these years I can take. I'm guessing I have one, maybe two years tops before I finally get the balls to just end it.

>>34370932
That looks like some disgusting vegan cake. Probably didn't live to see his next birthday

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>>34379427
>>the bakery lost my cake

Anybody who has has friends and could throw a birthday party, but just can't be bothered to do so? Last birthday I sat alone in my room eating a frozen pizza. My family lives far away and I have friends I could invite over but I didn't

>>34377905
birthdays cause me emotional distress. I block out any and all memories which cause me emotional distress, therefore I don't remember a single birthday (or most of my life)

>>34379515
It got down to zero for me last year after slowly dropping for 5 years since I became a hermit.

>>34368666
I was that guy on my 20th, and my 21st and my 22nd. It's not so bad honestly, it just shows that you have at least 2 people who love you.

>>34379894
Side profile doesn't look quite like him but those are his tattoos, hair texture and "light my cigarettes in the shower" reference.

Could be really good cosplay.

>>34369119
>I was going to laugh at your for being almost 22 and still being here but very soon I will be 22 and very very soon I will be posting in those 25+ threads.
I've never understood this attitude. It takes <10 seconds to access 4chan/r9k, and 20-30secs of your day to browse the topics here. Why is age an issue?

>>34377905
Probably at 6. I was invited 3 of my kindergarten friends. At 8 i invited 1 my schoolfiend. That was last bithday i celebrate.
>>34379427
>the bakery lost my cake
Oh my god. A lol of kek.

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>>34367799
Happy birthday anon you have us here.

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>>34371015
Just for you, anon
Stoppit robot

>19th birthday
>ask everyone in advance to leave me alone in my room
>spend day playing halo 4
>left to buy some chips and pop
>came back to mom and her bf in my apartment cooking me dinner
>played halo 4 with moms bf for an hour

I can't complain but looking back it feels like I've missed a lot in life. Most people go out drinking or to clubs when they turn legal to do that.

>>34368744
I would have went there to score some cake and be a bro. not like I got better shit to do with my time

>tfw when its someones birthday and they plastered with "happy birthday" all over their social media accounts.

>tfw when its your birthday and you get meassed nothing.
>You get called downstairs to get sung happy birthday to you.

The times ticking annons.

>>34384794

>other people get a shit ton of mega texts in their timeline
>I get a "happy bday" just because they saw the facebook reminder

>>34385000
Does it get better annon?

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>>34366039
>tfw live alone so don't even have parents to take pictures of my sad birthdays

>>34385027

Maybe for others

I liked how you made the comment original by typing "annon" instead of "anon"

>>34369208
>>34369208
>>ate frozen peas for dinner
fkn lost it

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>Me B-day of my 19th year.
>Parents are away. It's been more than a week.
>They're on summervacations.
>I'm not with them because I hate the sea.
>Wake up.
>Take phone from table next to bed.
>5:38 pm.
>Message from mom
>"Happy b-day from mom and dad anon! Be carefull if you go out tonight!"
>"Thanks" I text back.
>Look at celling for a couple of minutes.
>Sleep for some hours.
>Wake up at 21:00
>I eat a frozen pizza.
>Because I like theatricall stuff I sing myself happy birthday.

It's fine.png

>>34370442
It's been long since known that mods on /r9k/ do JACK SHIT. Just look at all the trap, eliza, teen drama, sissy, cuck threads.

>>34366039
My birthday is tomorrow and I already know I'll get way too drunk and be an asshole again

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heres a savage one

>>34370298
fuck. i would 100% end my life if this happened to me

>>34367799
Happy birthday dude. Nice dub dubs.

>>34371015
I did the same this last new year anon, feels fucking bad.

>>34385520

Fucking fat faggot deserves I hope he never gets happy and I hope he never see his dick again

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>>34373998
>mfw i miss my father so much

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>>34366752
this young ass chad is gonna go get laid after his party

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34381723
Happy original birthday!

Dont let the bed bugs bite etc. Etc.

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>>34376345
that made me sad

hope you are fine anyway

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>>34376345
your father is fucking awesome anon. cherish him. mine was too and he died and i miss him so much. i would give anything to talk to him for another 5 minutes. guess im gonna spend the afternoon crying.

>>34367799
Happy bday
Nice dubs btw

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So this is a robot birthday thread? I have a few.
>3rd or something birthday
>a few family friends over
>Dad comes after a bit
>he and mom broke up when i was 1
>Brings a gift
>its a neat little robot that spins and has lights and stuff
>being autistic i get scared of it when it fires up and cry
>Imagine my dad's awkwardness, surrounded with mostly moms relatives

>6th or so birthday
>i have a few friends over from my first year at school
>mom calls a clown
>scared shitless of the poor guy
>run off crying and yelling for him to leave

>10th birthday
>new school, i manage to make some friends there
>they come over for my birthday
>they start playing with my stuff and shit
>spergness overloads
>i start yelling for them to stop and start crying

I know all of these are my fault cause i am terrible and i am glad at least my family cared and still tries to look positive

>>34386791
Wait until your 25 and they start getting tired of your bullshit.

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>>34366039
I never had a birthdayparty in my life.

This thread is making me realise just how fucking pathetic my life is.

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>>34367229
Last year I refused to come down for my birthday even though the bitch invited everyone in the family over.

Get this, she still lit the candles and got everyone to sing happy birthday without me!

>>34386791

Jesus christ man how close your parents got to murdering you

I haven't had a birthday party since I was 9. I just spend it drinking vodka and smoking, just like any other day.

>>34366831
Better than my 20th

>>34370442
shut the fuck up tbhaskdsghsg

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>>34386885

Yes anon.
I know that feel too well.

I've never really had a "sad lonely birthday". I celebrated my birthdays with classmates from age 4 to around age 12. Then I basically stopped celebrating them and just had one or two of my best friends over to play video games and eat crisps every year.

Yes, I know I'm a failed normie

>>34382205
My birthday is July 5th too!

>Mom dies 4 days before my 7th birthday
>Birthday comes around
>Still can't actually believe she's dead
>Everybody's too sad to give a shit about birthday and I don't blame them
>Sit in my room all day hoping that she's not actually dead
>Wait for her to come out and surprise me for my birthday
>Sat on my bed all night
>Door opens
>My Dad says happy birthday and goodnight
>Mom was really was dead
>Cry til it hurts

Well. that's was my worst birthday. Now I don't celebrate it anymore.

>>34366831
>tfw you have turned in to a 4chan meme pic.
fuck. I remember seeing this back when I was underage thinking that probably wont be me and how sad the pic is

>>34377905
My 15th when my parents got me dominos pizza and a copy of halo reach limited edition.

>>34386342
>>34369364
>>34366752
>>34369365
Yeah, isnt that young Liam Payne who got bullied a lot?

I think I've spend every birthday alone. In the early 2000's a friend had a birthday party at a mcdonalds but my mom refused to take me.

>>34366039
>5th grade
>Hear that my "best friend" had a party
>Ask him when it was
>He gets uncomfortable
>Says that he called my house
>Says that my mom didn't want me to go because spiderman was too violent for me to watch
>Go home and yell at my mom
>She says there never was a call
>spend every childhood birthday alone
>Still have never spent a birthday with friends
>still don't know who was telling the truth

These really make me sad :(

>>34368470
This is the kind of man I want to marry.

>>34368516
Get a shitton of sweets, you deserve it anytime.

>>34388099

Confront your mom again. Mothers are woman and as woman they will always lie if they think its right thing to do.

My mom once went through my phone to know who I was talking to, she only confessed when I proved that everything bullshit she said was false

Shit, this thread just makes me realize that at least my parents care about my birthday and that I still have a good future ahead of me. I wish I could hug all the people here who deserve it at some point.

>>34370932
Thanks for posting this one. It goes well in my autistic collection of sad birthday pics.

>10th birthday
>had fun at my party
>party is over
>unwrapped presents
>about to go to sleep
>dad comes in
>"hey son, hope you had fun, btw we're getting a divorce"
>asuka after her mom hangs herself.jpg

>>34371015
I would say you learned these habits from your parents. You family has no sense of togetherness that is common among families around the holiday season. It is no wonder you spend these occasions alone. Try to break the habits learned from your dyfunctional family.

>>34376069
I find that kind of environment comfy.

>>34387443
Jeez anon it's short but I think that's the worst one so far, that shit would persist in your memory

>>34388485
I'm 21 now, it would just be sad

>"h-hey mom, did I have a friend once in 5th grade?"
>"Did you stop me from having that friend?"

>tfw turning 25 in just a few hours


Why did you have to remind me?

>>34379073
Is your birthday on the 27th too? If it werent for thanksgiving, I am pretty sure my birthday would always be forgotten.

>>34371015
Did the same on all new years I can remember.

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>>34387443
man, that is terrible im sorry to hear that. Life has no mercy

>>34367799
happy birthday

would like to hug you, you are cute

>>34366762
oooh. i think just saw my future.

>>34388921
rub it in her face that she was the reason your alone and anti social now

>>34366738

>glasses still turned upside down which means no one was there at the party

It's the little details.

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>>34389879
good luck annon

>>34380062
squad shuns are the worst of all
you're better than them

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This was few years ago

>18th birthday coming up
>years of experience told me not to celebrate birthdays since they only make me feel shitty
>told my mother not to buy me anything for my birthday, just to give me money
>Birthday day
>Wake up
>Realize my (literally) retarded brother ate a sandwich I put there day before
>He does that shit all the time
>Sister bitched at me for not washing the plates
>She got so mad she threw one at me
>Go to my room
>Sit there until evening
>Mom comes in later and pulls a 20 euro bill from her wallet
>"Happy Birthday"
>Leaves
>I look at my wall for the next half an hour

Wasn't my worst birthday

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>>34368412
i remember when this was me almost 5 months ago...

>>34370298
wow what a shitty fucking family that dudes 21 if that happened to me id go far away and cut all contact with them forever, either that or kill myself

>>34376345
at least your parents don't blame you on this. they take responsibility.