Dating femanons

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>>34364704
>implying there are biological females on this board
op pls

Engage in conversation within a thread. Ask to exchange emails. Get to know her. Etc.

Femanons are top tier girls if you're a robot.

Both version of """""""""her""""""""""" looks like a tranny

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>>34364704
>that transition
Jesus christ my worst fucking nightmare on a girl is a retarded haircut. I already hate short hair as it is, this shit just slams it to the next jam.

absolutely disgusting

>>34365337
At least you know she's up for facialabuse tier stuff now.

Do you need to be a tripfag to date them?

>>34364704
>Pic
Why do people think they can deceive nature?

>>34365613
She's still fuckable imo. Don't tell me you wouldn't give it to her hard.

>>34365519
I've managed to talk to a few and I never use a tripcode. Unless you're hunting a femanon who uses a tripcode it seems unnecessary.

>>34366361
Ever date or get nudes from one?

>>34366493
I've only talked to three. Two ghosted within a week. Current one I've been talking to for about two weeks, gotten a few clothed pictures but haven't asked for nudes, I imagine she'd clam up if I did right now. We live too far away to date.

>>34366847
you don't just randomly ask for nudes, retard. you make her want to send them to you.

>>34366970
I how do that?

>>34366970
Real, unironic protip: Best way to get a femanon into you is to try to ever so subtly move the conversation towards sex and learn what she's into. Chances are she's quite submissive so if you're dominant then you're a shoe-in.

If you aren't dominant, then you have no business having sex with women in the first place. Go and be gay for Tyrone or something.

Nearly all my Skype friends are femanons who aren't attracted to me and/or have serious mental issues and/or live too far away to date.

The best place to find them is threads like >>34363622

Unless you live in fucking New York or some shit, chances are she won't be anywhere near you.

>>34367062
do you know what flirting is? during conversation, look for opportunities to say cheeky flirty things. if she responds and goes with it, you keep talking sexually, eventually it gets explicit and she wants the d. after that you can tell her to show you whatever you want.

>>34367137
Not him but I've never been able to flirt. It's not how my brain operates.

>>34364704
wow thats so sad, she was gorgeous

>>34367137
I don't know if I even want her nudes anyway. What's the point? I'm not going to jack off to them, it isn't the twentieth century anymore, I have access to far more erotic material. I've not got friends to brag about it to.

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>>34364704
reminds me of this cutie

>>34367274
Between porn and femanon nudes, I'll jerk off to femanon nudes every time.

Femanons are actually real girls, who gave you that stuff (usually) because they were attracted enough to you on some base and physical level to take off all their clothes and take pictures of themselves - All for you.

There's something intensely private and intimate about that. I love it.

>tfw you're chatting to an old fembot friend and mention you feel like watching porn and she responds with a pic of her tits in her hands and the message "I'm your porn :)"

Hnnng. I <3 femanons.

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>>34364704
Stop being so obsessed with "femanons" you thirsty teenaged shitheads. They're not special they're stupid bitches like every woman, and you give them way more attention than they deserve just for being women. Stop obsessing over pussy for two seconds and stop trying to turn this board into /soc/. God I fucking hate you.

>>34367337
Huh, didn't think of it that way, that does make it seem more attractive. I'll keep that in mind. I usually jack it to 2d but I guess I could make an exception with a girl's help.

>>34367218
You know how you ask someone out and they say no? It's not the worst thing ever. Get used to it, develop deliberateness and resilience. Talk and interact like a person (that you already are), be passionate about more stuff than what you absorb through a screen. Listen, respond, show interest and passion. When it feels right, ask her out, move on. Boom.

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>>34367441
>You know how you ask someone out

lolno

>>34364704
I met the one I'm currently talking to in a Kik thread on /soc/

>tfw she's hotter than any girl interested in you irl and she actually likes you for some reason

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My brother dated a girl who took the feminist pill after a few months. I think it's mostly his fault for not even trying to put his foot down, one day he went to meet her and she had chopped her hair off and gotten a dyed pixie cut. He definitely should have bailed then, but he's a cuckold. Anyways she just gets more "tumblr-ey" over time until she eventually "comes out" to him as demisexual and polyamorous. She wanted to see someone on the side, but my brother finally said no and she ended the relationship. A week later she started dating a FtM transexual and now my brother is dating the most basic gold digger ever

>>34367576
Some of them are really, really attractive. It's almost unbelievable how they became fembots in the first place.

>>34365275
>femanons are top tier girls if you're a robot.

You must be joking. """Femanons""" are fucking massive sluts, mentally ill, etc. Almost all of them are either Histrionic or BPD. All of them have hundreds of other male contacts at their beck and call. They are all fucking normalshits.

Already tried. The moment they find out I'm black they bail.

>>34367816
>soc
>fembots

>>34367886
BPD white girls belong to us Tyrone.

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>>34364704
>>34367291
IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS, NOT LIKE THISSSS

>>34367816
She's not a fembot, but we both love r9k for the cringe and memes.

>>34367360
they wont listen anon. its an uphill battle

>>34364704
Thats fake year on image, she has samsung galaxy s6 or s7 which haven't been around since before

>>34364704
I wouldn't mind 2016, honestly. I like the sullen look on her face, it's cute. Honestly I have a thing for feminist girls who are sort of resentful towards men, I'm not sure why.

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It would be nice to date one but I don't know how well I could hold a conversation over an extended period of time.

Long distance also seems like it'd be a bit of a pain.

>>34368387
where can proper robots go now anon

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You know those pathetic guys you see in femanon threads, where they beg the girl for their contact info? I'm guessing at least 1/10 of them are actually successful.

Then once the girl cycles through her 15 guys she added in a thread, she just settles on one to talk to. Thats how some guys end up dating femanons.
Pretty much luck, and being a fucking normie.