Life Hack: If you roll the covers over you and put a pillow on your back it feels like someone is sleeping next to you.
A good life hack. Also, pretend a rolled-up comforter is a girlfriend and save money on a dakimakura that you won't be able to see in the dark anyway
>>34364336
sometimes it feels even better
people can be annoying to sleep next to sometimes
If you eat too many tendies and accidentally shit your pants wait till it dries and just turn your briefs inside out.
Life hack: If you kill yourself, you'll cease being a pathetic loser.
For people that extend their legs or whose legs shake when masturbating, try extending your unused arm, wrist and fingers instead.
>>34364499
>For people that extend their legs
I do this, how the fuck does it work so well? I could be fapping for an hour with no release and then when i flex my quads I jizz in like 10 seconds.
>>34364499
How do I achieve this while fisting myself? Shitty life hack.
The best life hack unfortunately doesn't work for you guys. How you cure GF feels is to date a bunch of girls. You'll have such a terrible experience that you'll no longer like girls. Not even kidding.
>>34364430
now i can truly combat my Stacy mom on brief Tuesdays
>>34364543
Instead of taking to girls in real life, play dating simulators.