How do I get a high paying job by not trying TOO hard? I feel

>>34360975
money is just paper, it has no value

>>34360975
What's your education like, OP?

>>34360975
Don't need a job or money if you're dead, OP

>send resumes everywhere
>2 minutes ago my phone starts ringing
>don't pick up, just stare at it until it stops

I'm useless, no matter the job I'll fuck it up I know! Also I don't really want a job, I want to ride the neet train until it crashes because I'm too scared of actually getting a job. I'm a lazy piece of ass.
Origami

>>34360975
Mturk you stupid fuck, I'm pretty much NEET but have 72k in savings, it takes a few months for masters and another week to get all the requirement test for transcribing, EX I transcribe a 40 minute video make 33 dollars it takes around 60 to 70 minutes for me. Its a great gig if you are not a faggot you take the whats called transcribe hit and can finish it in 20 some hours. Keep in mind you have to have 98% good hit list or you cant get the good jobs.

>>34360975
You can suck dick on Grindr for cash its pretty easy and quick

>>34360975
You should suck the cummies out of benis meat for cash bruv

>>34361524
i find faggots want to suck my dick more than them wanting me to suck their dick.

>>34361345
My problem is... I don't ever get answers back, and I applied to quite a few jobs.

>>34361419
When I read this on my phone I got up out of excitement and I'm on my laptop again, fuck, to have 72k in SAVINGS sounds like heaven to me. Please elaborate? What's masters?

Some context: I live in Poland btw so getting jobs here is even harder.

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>>34361545
...cool meme answers I guess, but I actually feel helpless

>>34361042
Finished college in England, got two solid grades in two courses.

just sux dix man lol XD