>you walk into your bedroom >see this wut do?

It's not really the dick size so much as the autistic face.

Dick size is just an excuse for women to avoid dating Asians.

>>34359039
Shoot it dead

>>34359039
how do i make my dick stand up like that? kegels?

1. Touch its hair

2. Shoot it dead

>>34359086

It's genetic. Mine does that too it's just no where as big.

>>34359039
Extend my hand so he can kiss it. Ruffle his hair and ask him if he missed me.

>>34359086
>>34359170
Mine goes straight out but i can make it go up if i want

ask why his dick is photoshopped

>>34359039
Flip him around push head down and bring his ass up to post his boi pucci on r9k then ask them what they would do if they walked into their bedrooms and saw it.

>>34359039

>pulling off every fucking trick in the book
>it doesn't look bigger than 6 inches

KEK