i know a girl from california
shes in her 30's
she acts like a teenage girl tho
she might be non human
iv been observing her behavior
one day she got drunk
i was walking home
she starts walking next to me
flirting
so happy full of life
she asked me for sex
and took a while to accept her offer
and she started giggling
>hehe just kidding anon
continues on walking besides me
erratic behavior but predictable
starts asking me if i want to go to an olive garden and pick some veges up
starts talking about her fantasies
starts mentioning and inviting me into the woods for hiking
flirting
she pulls out a chocolate candy bar from her pocket
and starts deep throating the candy bar with the wrapper still on
shes saying " this is like my ex boyfriends cock"
O_O
my face when women like this exist
i could continue but this is a average girl in califonia
>>34353178
Continue, girls like that piss me off.
>>34353489
theres not much to add to this
turned out she was fired from her job working for some sales company
she seemed pretty wealthy, and she just got out of a long term marriage and was newly divorced
she invited me over to her home and she had a lot of PS4 and xbox one games
her house was kinda tidy but noticed lots of alcoholic bottles laying around
then we started talking and watching netflix and crap
I am 33 and I divorced my wife Heidi S. Miller the porno actress .... some deep throater for 40k. Best decision ever.
>She wanted to vote for Clinton.
>>34353923
>Heidi S. Miller
why did you make this thread
>>34353864
she sounds like a female pedo
dont fall for it op. She will lure you into her sex dungeon where 12 brolic black men will await you
>>34353864
>had a lot of Ps4 and xbox one games
Sounds like heaven anon I would fuck her just to play her vidya