How do you expect the next 5 years of your life to progress?

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>career
i must be a graduated movie director and already working on my first film, also at least starting to record music profesionally, being well know for my comics , publish at least 5 books i already wrote and starting to upload videos for a YouTube chanel to gain fame and maybe do some stand up

>relantionships
i just wanna have sex, with qt girls, there is a girl i may found in college when we both start but she may go to another college(and of course, she may choose Chad) but i don't care about gfs honestly, and friends well i have one already, it would be cool not being a loser and have people to do stuff

>hobbies and skills
i have a lot of work here, i need to learn a shit ton more about cinema, singing, guitar playing, acting, writting. also i have a huge list of movies, music, books, animes and vidyas and commited to finish by next year

>healthy habits
im getting some of them when i move out, i will have the control of my time, my food and habits in general also i will have reason to be healthy unlike now

>happines
yes, all of that, my life could be huge, but all of that can go to hell if i don't move out this year and im not getting good signals, so if i don't i will hero by december

>>34352107
>Poor
>Bald
>Probably fat
>No friends
>Employed but without money (broken economy in my country, what great time to be alive)
>and of course, depressed

Life is so good, when you live in Alaska, away from all this shit

I get older.
I get (You)s.
My cat will probably have health issues.

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>>34352107
If I have a steady girlfriend:
>CPA
>earning 6 figures
>big house
>a few cars
>pilot's license
>in shape
Without a steady girlfriend:
>petty managerial accountant
>wage slave
>pretty much walking corpse

>>34352107
Optimistic version:
>career
Graduate college, join the local sheriff's department, hope to be out of detention and in patrol at least in 5 years, while getting the experience needed to continue to federal LE.
>relationships
Hope to get in a relationship with my oneitis (probably the most unlikely one here). Continue to expand my social circle to a respectable, manageable size.
>hobbies and skills
Probably keep playing vidya in my downtime, just not as much as I am now.
>4chan browsing frequency
Drop in a few times a week.
>exercise/body
In pretty good shape since I'll hopefully be a cop.
>happiness
Hopefully a lot better than now, I feel this year is going to make or break it.

Pessimistic version:
>career
Graduate college and find myself unable to get hired at any department, end up looking for barely better than wageslave-tier jobs to keep going.
>relationships
Drift away from what few friends I have now without making new ones, obsess over my oneitis until the feeling slowly fades away into nothing.
>hobbies and skills
Playing vidya way more than I should with nothing to show for it.
>4chan browsing frequency
Browsing 4chan almost 24/7.
>exercise/body
Get fatter as my slowing metabolism means my disgusting diet becomes increasingly unsustainable.
>happiness
Miserable with suicide becoming an ever more likely prospect.