WAGIEEEEEE!

>>34352050
haven't worked in close to 5 years.
being poor sucks, but i certainly don't miss high school educated single mothers bossing me around.

This is going to be a comfy monday for the NEETs

i really love these threads

i'm in school so i have to wake up pretty early a few days a week but i always get a kek

used to be a wagie and this meme is 100% accurate

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>tfw had to work today and will tomorrow too
a-at least it's only part time r-right?

Well, OP, you see, there's just one issue...

I was entrusted with looking through a state, legislative opportunity, on behalf of my law firm, and told an attorney I'd do it by Friday. But, unsurprisingly, a fuck load of things took priority and so I didn't finish it by that time. So now I'm here, between that and /r9k/, until it's finished. If you can't get it done by Friday, but it's done Monday, it's almost the same thing from a work perspective - unless you presume the work would have been reviewed on the weekend.

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TIDDLY-HO, wagie!!!!

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>>34352050
Dose anyone remember the guide to becoming neet? It had pic related telling you how to do it, I remember founding it when I was 17, but my mom walked in so I had to turn it off, and I was using tor at the time so I couldn't save it. I'd really appreciate it if one of you know what I'm talking about.

any advice on how to become a neet in Ontario? how do I into neetbux?

How does it feel secretly hating your lifestyle and feeling empty everyday NEET faggots

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Jokes on you frogboy, I'm at work right now.

>>34352050

That anxiety that's just lingering in the back of your thoughts about how you're going to live when you're 35 and both your parents are dead and can't support you?

It's going to start setting in soon.

>>34352808
Uncle remus but honestly I think it's a shit guide

>>34352871
>35

I'm going to kill myself far before that. Live cozy, die young.

>>34352050
>only competent grill chimp at my restaurant
>been there a year and the only person on the whole staff still here from when I started
>grill chimps and prep bitches quit or get fired left and right
>cover every shift all the time
>overtime out the ass but I spend all my money on weed and cocaine

>>34352896
Still, would mind posting it? I'd mean a lot to me.

>>34352857
Was that gif supposed to trigger me?

Every NEET knows that Tendies>>>>>Nuggies

>>34352050

Tbh I realized this meme was real even before I graduated. I reasoned with myself that the sooner you start the sooner you can stop. I don't think NEET is a viable long term strategy. Plus, I need money to buy a house, travel, and for hobbies. I'm aiming for retirement at 30 ish which really want be that bad. I should have $400 - $500k by then hopefully. I am jelly tho, but I do like having alot of money in the bank and my own comfy 1br apartment in the city so there are trade offs.

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>>34352050
This is troubling news for the wagecucks signifying that their two days of freedom is now over.

>>34352758
>state, legislative opportunity, on behalf of my law firm
I don't know how important that is but too me I'd have either stayed back or worked on the weekend.

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i have to wake up at 5:30am and go wait out in the raina nd freezing cold to catch the bus to a job i fucking hate. please god make it stop

>Work for a bit
>live independently whilst investing my income in long term low risk index funds
>can retire at 30 a millionaire
>NEETs will NEVER EVER know this feel

Life is easy once you know what you're doing

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>>34354499
I retired when I was 15

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>tfw have to do 8 hours of unpaid work every weekday or the gubment takes my pills

>>34354831
Post more of these at goth looking tomkis, they are qts.

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>>34355048
i am leaving soon for the unpaid work but here you go my friend

>>34354280
>I'd have either stayed back or worked on the weekend.
>or worked on the weekend.
>on the weekend.
>the weekend.
>weekend.

Funny, I thought I implied that. Can you guess which one I chose?

>>34355153
I meant irl cosplayers, not Chinese cartoons.

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>>34355190
sorry here is another one

>>34354831
>>34355153
>unpaid

FOR

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>>34355285
if i dont do it i wont get NEET-bux and that means no medication

>>34355331
>8 hours every weekday

that's 40 hours though

you can just get a regular job right

>>34355346
in between my condition and living out in bumfuck nowhere, there's no jobs to go around

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>>34355361
i forgot the image sorry

>>34355258
>>34355331
Mmmwa I'm diamonds, also I'm hopefully getting on neetbux, what pills do you take senpai?

>>34355374
>>34355361
What type of work do you do?

original

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>>34355395
neuroleptics and antidepressants

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>>34352050
This is a question which needs a "yes" answer.

>>34352871
Eh I'll have a job by then. I think my dad probably needs to retire before I can get my shit together. Few more years of NEETdom.

Neet with 4 month old and gf who is motivated to get education and jobs (I mean she is motivated and doing that) I don't really know what I'm going to do when i move to Minneapolis in spring but my Michigan weed card isn't valid their so I'm probably going to kill myself

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>>34354762
Attaboy Neet-bro