Hi robots, I met a boy who I really like and would like your

send a picture of your slit throat

>>34351647
Show us the pictures you are taking and we will give you advice on how to take them better.

>>34351647
>how could I possibly take a picture a male will enjoy?
Tits.
Butt.

You fucking moron

>>34351647
commit suicide in an elaborate fashion

>>34351647
I'll answer your question if you answer one of mine.

Do you think lonely fembots would be interested in a guy pretending to be their boyfriend for Valentine's day? Nothing in return wanted, just an experiment of mine. No restrictions on how they look or sound, not important.

>>34351647
If its for fapping purposes specifically then clear asshole/vagina shots with face possibly as if you were in position for missionary.

If its for arousal etc... then just kind of suggestive poses with sexy underwear and stuff...

>>34352392
>>34352411
I second these. There's nothing more attractive of a woman than death

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>>34352398
well i read on another thread that guys like knee highs so i experimented with this one

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>>34352918

it's nice but

>not owning the superior lolita cover

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>>34352398
this is what im pretty much working with since my tits are not very impressive :(

>>34352988
If your tits are so heinous that you think your flat as fuck ass is a better alternative, you should probably just hang yourself.

Every pic you've posted makes you look like a girl (male)

Send drawings of yourself because 2D > 3D.

>>34353076
well that's why i need help to enhance my less than arousing features, any tips?

how do i make it look less flat lol

>>34353130
Push up bra.

If that doesn't help, chug drano

>>34353149
i don't see how drano would help at all ;) but thanks anyways

>>34353130
If you're talking about your ass, then you're shit out of luck.

Your flabby body and no ass tells me you have shit fat distribution, and you sound too lazy and stupid to ever commit to regular squats.

So, your option is to photoshop it like the fake, cheap hoe you are

>>34353172
>I don't see how drano would help
well, looks like most people in this thread do

>>34353208
sure how about a demonstration first

so i'll know what to do and not get btfo for fucking it up

include a comment.

men don't admit it but the psyche is a megabutton for them...

if you make a joke about something the two of you share, some inside joke or whatever along with your image, it will immediately S-rank and his dick will Xplode

>>34352449
>>34353513

actual useful human beings, thanks for help

>>34353566
part of it is weirdly platonic. Like beyond just his fetishes, you should know what the shared roots of his fetishes are... I mean it's much more exciting to hear someone dirty talking in a way that shows they "get you" than it is to hear a verbatim copy of what you know they know you like. you konw?

I could attach a pic but I wont for the sake of discretion.

It was a full body nude, not a thread on her, posing on her bed. For modesty I couldn't see her pussy but I could see everything else. very gratifying.

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Hanna? What the fuck are you doing posting your own pictures here

>>34352918
Vladimir Nabokov was a fucking hack. Read Hemingway you pseudo faggot

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>>34354949
Don't let papa down

>>34352988
Post tits, it'll help me help you.