Bard bro is back from the grave motherfuckers.
>you fasten the HTC vive around your skull
>chad pumps until her guts are full
>while you discard socks full of cum
>she begs and moans until he's done
>clickity clack go the keys
>your crush sucks him off on her kness
>strands of white fill her hair
>you spilled tendies everywhere
>doesn't sing but claims he's a bard
>uses slant rhymes like a fucking retard
What is this garbage?
>>34350995
Thyx op probably not original.
>>34351237
>surely this cuck has heard my name?
>in whispered tales of forgotten fame.
>once upon a shitpost ago, i slung my rhymes to and fro'
>from pale-faced men and shit-eating frogs, to limp-dick normies and roastie dogs
>contribute, please, but do not scoff
>if you shan't then please fuck off
>>34351313
>original they are! this is true
>if your skills are better, why not add a few?