Going to hell

>>34344940
Rolling for hell Place

>>34344940
roll
if it wasn't roll i'd probably be lust, too horny for my own good

>>34345011
Sounds bretty comfy desu

rollin
I don't see 0 so that means 0 must be jihad heaven.

what does it mean betrayers of relationships? otherwise i fall into 8th for i am god you mothercuckers

>>34345042
o shit i am lol

originalust

9th is objectively the most patrician
also, you are closest to purgatory from there, so very easy to escape
treachery is the next big thing guys, be as treacherous and betrayal-prone as possible!

>>34345042
Didn't really intend for it to be a roll, more of a self-assessment kind of thing.

Looks like everyone assumed it was a roll thread though

>>34345099
>very easy to escape
>frozen in a lake of ice
Yeah... you're not going anywhere

>>34344940

I assume I'd end up in 7 because I'll most likely kill myself. But who knows, maybe things will get exciting and I'll go to 5.

>>34344940
Most normies would end up in the 4th circle, obviously. The avarice of normies knows no bounds. Most robots would end up in the 5th circle, since you're all vengeful, sullen faggots. Personally I'll probably end up in the 9th circle.

rolypoly originality

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>>34344940
MISTRESS

LET ME HAVE HIM

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>>34344940
>true robots: 7th for suicide or those who don't off themselves on the 1st or 3rd for not believing and being lazy neets
>normies: 2nd for their promiscuity or 8th for lying to fit into the world
>me: 3rd for being a fat ass hedonist or 7th if it my life jeeps going as is

although I'm unironically considering becoming a christian because I agree with a lot of their values and I want a qt pure gf who will wait til marriage with me

>>34344940
Rollin
If I get 0 does that mean I'm safe?

>>34344940
Vddb

>>34344940
normies are definitely 8. just faking it to make it
stacies probably in 2nd

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>>34344940
What the fuck theres nothing wrong with some of that?
how is religion not considered evil?

>>34345455
0 gets sent to the Vestibule of the Futile:

Dante passes through the gate of Hell, which bears an inscription ending with the famous phrase "Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate", most frequently translated as "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." Dante and his guide hear the anguished screams of the Uncommitted. These are the souls of people who in life took no sides; the opportunists who were for neither good nor evil, but merely concerned with themselves. Among these Dante recognizes a figure implied to be Pope Celestine V, whose "cowardice (in selfish terror for his own welfare) served as the door through which so much evil entered the Church." Mixed with them are outcasts who took no side in the Rebellion of Angels. These souls are forever unclassified; they are neither in Hell nor out of it, but reside on the shores of the Acheron. Naked and futile, they race around through the mist in eternal pursuit of an elusive, wavering banner (symbolic of their pursuit of ever-shifting self-interest) while relentlessly chased by swarms of wasps and hornets, who continually sting them. Loathsome maggots and worms at the sinners' feet drink the putrid mixture of blood, pus, and tears that flows down their bodies. This symbolizes the sting of their guilty conscience and the repugnance of sin. This may also be seen as a reflection of the spiritual stagnation they lived in.

>Jesus preaches forgiveness and turning the other cheek
>Judas is in the lowest circle

>>34345864
You only turn the other cheek until you have the opportunity to fuck the other guy up

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>>34345864
Don't you realize that religion is just fiction with a bunch of plotholes?
it makes for some cool stuff though

>>34345730
This is from Dante's Inferno, this is not Christian doctrine.

>>34344940
Rooling for hell

>>34345822
>be neutral
>get treated as evil
>but not as evil as evil
Why do people think god loves them?

>>34344940
>Tfw a dumb hoe you know is going straight to 8 for seduction, sorcerey and false prophecy
:^)c
Rolling

>>34344940
2nd circle for me.
Too much masturbation and penile atrophy.

>>34346272
Wow even rolled correctly
Fml I want my inch back

>>34346238
Oh the irony
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>34346336
S-same here anon
>>34346238

What does it mean

>>34345422
1 doesnt mean you dont believe, 1 means you didnt even know the christian god existed. You still go to hell for that

>>34346442
thats bullshit because Saladin in on that list and he knew God existed

>>34344940
Gimme limbo

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>>34344940
>tfw your edgy revenge fanfiction where all the normalfags that have wronged you suffer eternally will never gain historical recognition and inspire countless other works in culture

>>34344940
roll buddy!!!! :DDDDD

>>34344940
First, obviously, I'm making my way to Beatrice from there.

>>34344940
I took the quiz and I got Limbo.

Pretty okay with that.

>>34346681
>I took the quiz
Post link

>>34346876
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

rolling for 0 so I can get into heaven

>>34344940
saeridugnbhapsdfiuog bn

>>34344940
8th circle lads, fraud and lies is how I make it through my life

>>34344940
Hmm intredasting

>>34346940
Congrats anon
you won

>>34344940
Isn't envy a sin?

Because I'd definitely be going to hell for envy

But lust has all of the qt succubi, i'm conflicted

>>34346898
>You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Any people that get heaven?

here i come to hell

>>34344940
LET ME ROLLL IIIT

Rolling for fifth 5th circle. Spilling blood on the river Styx sounds as good a way to spend eternity as any.

>>34344940
Rolling for that lust

>Who needs sleep

>>34349161
Guess I just sit around....

>>34344940

Wait wait wait so is there an accurate translation of Divine Comedy in English?

Like holy shit someone actually wrote thousand lines worth of poetry? Is this guy rapping before rapping was invented?

>>34344940
I'm pretty sure that if I play my cards well I'll end up in Limbo.
Roll

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So gay people are immediately sent to the 7th circle? Seems overkill to me.

>>34344940
Rollibick

Rollin for 7

oregnonigga

rolling
also origanjnrioghj