Payed Internet Girlfriend

>>34343522
what the originaI fuck

Holy shit
How do I get this job lmao?
I speak for free with lonely anons

>>34343522
wtf is this
let me have the job please, i love giving people attention

>>34343522
>GETS PAID ACTUAL SERIOUS DOSH TO CHAT WITH SOMEONE
>I'M JUST NOT IN THE MOOD TO CHAT
KILL IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS

>>34343554
me too

I've made male friends fall in love with me even though I was just being friendly :(

pick a better girl op...what's your email?

>>34343554
>>34343641
This is why women will never be taken seriously on this board. Fuck you greedy gross whores

>>34343522
Holy shit OP stop my sides are in orbit.

>>34343665
It's text messages
He's paying for roleplay, not a real girl, but you're too stupid to realize that, and too emotionally broken to do the job anyways.

>>34343522
Post more screenshots of e-gf. What kind of conversations do you even have? Really curious. For $35 a day you could find someone hotter and more enthusiastic.

Eller spare pengene til en prostituert.

>>34343522
>gets paid good money to just talk for 15 minutes
>doesn't even bother putting any effort in

I can't even

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>>34343522
fuck, I'll pretend to be your perfect gf for 30 and actually put effort into it

people make tons of money from girlfriend simulators

i posted pictures of eliza on a subreddit and people paid me $100 to be their "egf" for a week

of course i'd take the money and run, though.

>>34344061
Whats the subreddit ?

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>>34344061
>>34344035
>>34343522

This is a sad thread. Feel happy soon.

>>34343554
Are you a qt grill and how much would you charge?

this is so sad
i've had guys offer me money to talk to them, send them pictures, some just offer me cash and gifts without asking for anything
I've never accepted anything and I never will, it just feels so gross and sad. I just like being nice to people and talking to them ;-;

My dude I may not be a girl but I'd shoot the shit with anyone for like a buck

You're getting ripped off my man

>>34344235
They would rather pay hot girls to create fake small talk than try meeting girls within their leauge. Don't feel pity for scum like OP.

>>34344301
where do you find these poor souls?

>>34343641
"Being friendly" means you acting like you're interested so you can use it as your advantage and to boost your ego and give you attention and validation to remind you that you're still "dating material"? Fuck off, slut

>>34344364
on here a handful of times but mostly omegle and the like i already know that makes me worthless dont worry!

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>>34344301
>be in wow guild
>one day this girl in there decides to talk to me
>hey anon you're really quiet lol
>we start talking a lot
>get feelings for her
>anon I just wanted to make you talk more
>it feels extremely awkward after we stop talking as much
>guys asking me questions and make me feel like shit
>leave the guild

>>34344301
How does a guy get into a position where he's offering you money to talk to him? Are you a therapist or something?

>>34344250

> Are you a qt grill
Idk I guess I'm not ugly.

> and how much would you charge?
Nothing. That question alone gave me a tinge of guilt. I'd feel like a real piece of shit for charging you (or anyone else) with anything for talking and brightening your day. Feels wrong. Honestly if you're not an asshole then I'll be happy to talk to you every day on kik

>>34344395
that sounds pretty awful anon
I never initiate things and I almost always keep it private as long as it's up to me
>>34344409
No anon, just a girl that spends too much time talking to strangers online

>>34344481
you'll get over that mentality real fast

>>34344481
ever heard of emotional labor btw?

>>34344481
Please talk to me. I'm so lonely ;-;

[email protected]

Holy shit, $35 for just 15 minutes of conversation? That's over $245 a week provided she talked to you every day. Where do I sign up for this kind of arrangement? I don't make that much in a week of wagecucking.

>>34343522
fucken norwegian cucks hahahahahahahahaha

>>34343522
shit, i'll talk to you for $35 a day, i'm not a chick though but i'm p cool :D

>>34343522
How do I get this job desu

is she norwegian or are you

also are you retarded?

what are the chances i could make money using patreon to do something like this? nothing near that price ofc but i'd talk to literally anyone for ten dollars a month or less honestly. I'd do skype calls or normal phone calls too if anyone wanted, maybe even send out letters and whatnot. idk does that sound appealing at all?

>>34343554
>>34343604
>>34343641
[email protected]

Can someone talk to me please?

>>34344481
whats your kik?????? original

>>34344761
>How do I get this job desu
Post throwaway, I want this kinda thing.

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>>34343522
I'm curious now. How did you two meet and how the fuck did you ask her to do this?

This is just seems very weird and awkard for both parts

Legg meg til pa kik
PoachedSalmon

Jeg er ingen jente, men jeg er nok bedre enn ingenting. Jeg er norgekaren fra den forrige traden.

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>>34344481
"Not ugly" and "free" are perfect!

Post kik?

>>34343522
this is fucking pathetic man
you can do better
you are wasting your money

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>paying somebody to talk to you
>over text, not even over voice or video

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>>34344978
Loneliness does weird things to people.

PAID

P A I D

P A I D

HOLY SHIT IT'S NOT FUCKING HARD TO FUCKING SPELL

>>34344815
Please. Please. I need someone to talk to me.

>>34345001
this is beyond loneliness, this retard isn't even close to getting his money's worth, assuming it isn't le epic bait

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>tfw used to buy a girl things all the time
>all we did was talk every once in a while and play vidya together
When you have a lot of money, but is lonely as hell. You do stupid things.

I could never do this. I would just fall for whoever was paying me and then feel like shit for letting them give me money.

>>34345498
Then talk to me instead without getting paid and not having to feel like shit.

>>34345597
no worries anon i'll find some other reason to feel like shit!

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>>34345676
Rejected again by Stacy waiting for Chad.

Alright it's ceased to be funny now tbqh.

You're not get more Chad than me
>pic related

>>34345790
good eyebrows! and face in general
Bad shirt though friend! still qt

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>>34345877
>he thinks Oscar's legendary wallace&gromit t-shirt is bad
pleb cuck

>>34343522
>$35 for 15 mins
>more than twice than $1/minute, which is already really expensive

The fuck's wrong with you, m8

>>34346091
I dont know man I'm a lonely guy?

>>34345922
Wait who is this guy oscar? Topkek

>>34343522
You do not have to pay for this, I literally am an ugly neckbeard and wil add girls for free and talk and cam with them. No they would never meet me but they will talk to you. No reason to pay for it.

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>>34347086
Yes, that is Oscar-sama the baitmaster

>>34347152
Explain, who is he? Should I know who this guy is? I haven't been on /r9k/ in awhile.

>>34347171
Some guy who seduced a bunch of fembot roasties and posted their nudes

>>34343522
I pay 40euro for 60m Massage with a Happyend included and the thai lady won't shut up all the time.

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>>34347217
Wowie. Excuse me, what did you just spout about my beloved fembots? Please refrain from calling them roasties, you incel. They are beautiful, mentally unstable women that I long for and who seek the warmth, love and acceptance I have to offer for them.
Unlike you beta cucks and failed turbo chards, I actually have the decency to treat them like they deserve. Treat them how they want to be treated. I'm that much of a man.
I cherish their bodies and idiolise their nudes they have sent me with a little pigeon, attached to his foot.
Each day I furiously masturbate to them to repress my deep rooted hatred for my own self. Each day I awake and run my hands over my body, imagining that they belong to those of the fembot I currently am entangling with my manipulation tactics.
I shall transcend from being a robot and reach apotheosis.
Your truly,
Oscar.

>>34347819
>the fembot
>not multiple
retard

I dream of being someones runescape gf (male).
We could farm together and chat, it would be nice.

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>>34347865
Huh. Of course a pleb like you would not understand. Of course I am talking to multiple fembots, but I only give one or two my full attention.
I seduce them, lure them in my NEET hovel and then strike from the shadows -- sucking the BPD infected virgin blood from their pale petite necks.
I then slowly and gently let them down until they softly reach rock bottom and by then I will already have my fangs wrapped around my next victim.
Yours truly,
Oscar.

>>34343522
>step 1: gather tens of images of one qt from an image board
>step 2: find a weak male to prey on
>step 3: roleplay for a few months with him
>step 4: say you would visit him but you're too poor and need money
>step 5: receive direct payment from stupid male and then ghost him

>>34348056
Huh. Wowie. Too much self-esteem for me.

>>34347126
fuck off asshole. not everybody is able to easily mantain a cam convo.