Shameful stories thread

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>>34338392
>be 12, awkward lanklet cyborg
>we have sex education class
>sex education teacher sits in the middle, we boys around him in a semi circle
>he asks random students "what turns you on in women?"
>he asks me
>all the chads/jocks instantly go "EWWWW WHY YOU ASKED ANON?!", "don't ask him!" "what does this freak know?!" etc.
>thanks you fuckheads

13. Once guys told me that if you squat and close your ears, you'll hear an ocean. I at into a squat and they kicked my ass. I decided to try it on a girl next door, but my kick was too hard an she got her face bloody smashed.
14. Was masturbating on chatroulette with some Asian chick when dad entered the room. Asian chick went offline.
15. Was walking with my dog. Suddenly felt and urge to take a shit. Start to jog towards home. Urge intensifies. I drop the dog, hold my ass with both hands and start to run. Run like that over my neighborhood just to crap my pants in front of my house. My lady neighbor saw everything.
16. Pissed over local old lady's armchair.
17. When I was 4, I woke up in the night went to parents room and pissed on a chair. Mum woke up and asked what I was doing. I said nothing and went back to sleep. I guess I wasn't fully awake but still remember the whole thing somehow.

>>34338392
>Payed a short visit to relatives on their farm. Fucked two cows is cunts and asses. They even started to raise their tails when I approached them after.

What's cow poon feel like anon

1. Used to smear my crap on walls in a toilet room. Still wonder why didn't my parents took me to a doctor.
2. At my friend's sleepover laughed so hard that pissed my pants. They noticed.
3. Called an old teacher to thank him for being the only one who believed in me back in school and treated like a human being. He couldn't recall who I was. Fucking old fag.
4. Used to scam anyone who trust me. Nothing funny here.

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>>34338502
sooo what does turn you on anon?

>Masturbated in a mosque
>Masturbate on chat roulette regularly
>I molested the neighbour's daughter

>tried to have sex with my stepsister while we were sleeping together
>she left
>she told my stepmom and stepbrother
>they laughed and told her it was nothing

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>>34338392
1. At my bachelor's degree oral exam, I was so stressed I peed myself, had to do the 20 min oral with the stink of piss and and the disgusted look my instructor gave me. I was 17 at the time.
2. I was walking home when I got a sudden urge of masturbating, I went in the nearest wood and masturbated like a madman.
3. As my little cousin was asleep, I decided to write some shit on his back. At first I wanted to write the equivalent of cunt in my language but it had a sexual connotation, so instead I decided to write "fuck", at the time I didn't know what it meant. I never got to see my little cousin again, his parents were afraid I would rape him.
4. At 15 years old I had no friend and was a loser so I decided I would do cuts on my arm to look "edgy" and "cool", my parents saw the cuts and took me to the hospital and I had to see 5 different psychologists.
5. At 16 I thought I was turning gay since I started watching shemale porn and thought that it was because I didn't have any female contact so for a few months each time I was close to a girl, I would try to rub myself against her.
6. Used to unironically pee in plastic bags and would let them in my room. One day I came back from school ; all the plastic bags had disappeared and my grandma kept giving me weird looks.
7. I have this weird thing where when I'm anxious, tears come from my eyes. Have social anxiety, most of the time I'm in school my eyes start to fill in tears. Each time it happens I act as if I'm yawing and rub my eyes. Everyone around me thinks I'm a hacker and spend my nights hacking causing a lack of sleep.

>>34338392
>12. A girl I liked invited me over to help her to prepare for SAT. We have been preparing for SAT for 3 hours and then I leaved.
I don't understand this one, do you feel ashamed for not trying to make out or something ?

>>34338392

>2. In elementary school called some tough guy for a fight and didn't show up. Fucking beta.

You did the right thing if you went you would probably die

>>34339081
>muslim
>rapes an underage girl

It's fucking pottery

>>34339595

>this whole post

Top kek man youre gay for jerking off to shemales though

1. I was at school one day. Teacher asked me to answer a question she asked but I didn't know the answer so I said "uh" and then she asked a smart girl.
2. I told my friend I was dying because I didn't want to go roller skating with him.
3. I used to wipe my butt with towels after a poo. Then I would put them back in the towel basket with shit stains on them.
4. I threw an egg at my neighbors house and my dad got made because he wanted to eat the egg.
5. I used to dance naked in my yard in the middle of the night until my neighbor saw and took pictures.
6. I pretended to be a girl in a chat room and got bonerous from saying sex things to some guy.
7. I do an presentation in from of class and farted.
8. I tried to ask a girl in school out and touched her boob because I saw it in pornos and she told the teachers.
9. I pissed my pants during my driving test.

>>34338502
>being this much of an attention whore you couldn't even tell the full story in a small simple post

Yeah you deserved to get made fun of faggot.

I asked a prostitute for sex and she said what I wanted to do. I said I wanted to take her to pound town and she laughed at me and told me to fuck off.

I asked
My grandma to fart on me so she did

family found my panty raid stash stolen from relatives, and probably figured I was cross dressing
one of the most shameful and embarrassing moments of my life

>be on a date once
>she offers me some of her burger
>take a bite out of it from her hand instead of taking it
FUCK

>>34340754
Were you really cross dressing or just fapping?

>>34340959
I was CDing at night in my room alone, sometimes would wear panties to school or church