Describe your funeral

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>>34330656
There can't be a funeral if they never find my body

I plan on living forever if possible.

Throw my ass in a robot body.

>>34330674
This, Jack Torrance-style freezing in the middle of the wilderness is the way to go.

>>34330656
im found dead alone with no id on me,
they cant find any living relatives,
they cremate,
nobody picks up the ashes,
they flush the ashes.

>>34330656
>who would be there
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA
>songs played
Cotton Eye Joe
>coffin
I prefer Wheezing
>venue
Sorry, I'm not hungry
>etc,
I didn't pass highschool you expect me to know what etc means?

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>>34330656
funerals are so fucking normie
a true robot dies without anyone ever knowing, or his corpse is too mangled to be identified

>>34330696
Get realistic.
You're going to die.

>>34330786
I'm cool with that too.

>>34330711
Dreaming big

>>34330786
Everyone dies...


...in the end.

>immediate family
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm3LEmFFj2g (entrance)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg3DsKtZVHM (exit)
>cremation, ashes spread over some remote mountainside in the sierras

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>who would be there
nobody
>songs played
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tou9GpkA7P4
>coffin
doubt I'd have the luxury of such a thing
>venue
see above

I just want to be buried in the woods

>>34330656

I want my ashes fired out of cannon while Roxy Music's "Virginia Plain" blares in the background

>>34330885
Die namefag. Die.

>>34330932
best Burzum cover I've ever heard desu

I want someone to attach wheels and a seat to my coffin so they can ride it down a fun hill
>my family will likely be the only ones there and maybe two or three "freinds
>music will be spooky Scary skeleton and link related https://youtu.be/9pPQnhhUqtU
>my coffin will also be spring loaded so at a random moment during the service my mangled corpse will burst out
>what the fucks a venue

>>34330717
>>34331336
You guys ask questions as if you dont have the internet

I want to rot in a forest and never be found

>my family, friends and probably a fair few people from school who want the day off
>What a wonderful world
>Local funeral home

You guys really think you get to robotise your funeral? Your families are the ones who'll control it.

>>34331504

>Your families are the ones who'll control it.

Not if they want their inheritance