ITT: post screenshots of last messages you've had with a girl

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>>34330588
Check Em! Nice texts bro

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>>34330588
Ama rate n stuff

Does my mommy count?

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Ehhhhhh boring convo

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>>34330718
I mean unless your mom is a girl (male) then sure

>>34330687
reee get out normie. but good find nonetheless. now go off on your chad business will you

>pic related

>>34330669
i have been blessed by kek

>>34330746
that many emojis make me want to kill myself whew

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Names have been cropped to protect the innocent.

If anyone wants to see the convo that prompted this I have that too (it was my mom yelling at me after discovering /r9k/ on my computer)

>>34330762
Am no Chad my man. Just 6'5 skelly doing my thang.

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On steam. I regularly buy her things for nothing in return.

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I really love this girl but dont know how to go about dating her

>>34330814
One word reply to that long ass paragraph wew lad

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>>34330814
Trump! MAGA! Wew my dude

>>34330828
>6'5
>no Chad

oigimai

>>34330762
>that many emojis
You should see it when we're being affectionate

>>34330861
Oh god
How about you don't spend your betabux on some stupid slut and get nothing in return and just talk to me. I'll give you lots of attention and plus point, you don't need to spend your money on me.
Dear fucking god why do people spend their money on worthless whores

>>34330929
Buying girls shit is my fetish

It sucks, but what can you do.

>>34330814
show us the convo with your mom about /r9k/

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So, she don't want to go on dates but just have sex and raise my kids and play games together. She wants me to date and fuck other women cause it turns her on. She's 18 and a Virgin.

What do brobots?

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>>34330985
Caused a stir when I posted it here earlier.

>>34330588
Never ask for a lunch date, drinks or dinner or you may as well be her gay friend.

>>34331003
>#youarethewordstkidsever.#howcoukdyoudothis to me?

Wow anon sounds like you've been a bad boy, what kind of porno was it? How many GBP did your mom deduct?

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Matched with this chick this morning

>>34331001
I-is this what cuckqueening is?

>>34331066
Yes, that is the technical term for it I believe.

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>>34331054
2/3

Orignarruuu

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m-maybe I'll talk to a girl tomorrow

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>>34331096
And 3/3 waiting for her reply now


She maybe a ladyboy all the Pinoys here seem to be

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>>34330814
she seems a little short in her replies :/

>>34330861
even though this is your fetish save your damn money boy

>>34330866
chequed, also you should just try hanging out with her more. you guys have common interests or something?

>>34331001
wait what the fuck? that's so weird. i mean depends on what you want I guess. But I think that situation with polyamory and shit can get dirty (and not in a good way) real quick

pic related is a bonus from your boy the OP. if any explaining is needed just tell me

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Oregano maximum

>>34331043
It was in the /r9k/ catalog so lord only knows what the hell you perverts showed.

>>34330906
the powers of good and evil..
why do the good guys always lose to evil corporates?

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>>34331139
Why don't you play children's card games

>>34330588
If there's one thing I've learned from my cool friends (cause let's face it, I'm too much of a loser to interact with girls in anyways whatsoever), it's that never be wishy-washy. Using words like maybe is a no-no. Always be direct and firm. Don't ask, tell.

There's a vast difference between
>Hey wanna maybe go out
Vs
>Hey, let's go grab lunch

>>34331001
Wtf am I reading? Sounds like every man's dream. There's gotta be a catch, she must be mentally disturbed, you're going to end up with a knife in your back while you're asleep.

>>34331139
>Mitch
Doesn't sound like a ladyboy, that's a homosexual man.

>>34331141

>>>34331001 (You)
>wait what the fuck? that's so weird. i mean depends on what you want I guess. But I think that situation with polyamory and shit can get dirty (and not in a good way) real quick


Yeah, but she is not allowed to play with other men, I'll let her play with women in my presence. She also digs TPE 24/7 . basically she'll follow my directives all day every day.

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>>34331186
How should I question her about the name? Pic related it's ((((her))))

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>having texts of you talking to girls
this shit is normie as fuck holy christ

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>>34331180
This chick sent me lyrics so I didn't reply, but I could, what should I say


Please don't worry about my phone battery I will be o k

>>34331186
>>>34331001 (You)
>Wtf am I reading? Sounds like every man's dream. There's gotta be a catch, she must be mentally disturbed, you're going to end up with a knife in your back while you're asleep.


She's got some issues but she basically wants to be my full time slave. She's a little overweight so the first thing I'll do is put her on a strict diet and exercise regimen. She's got a pretty face though!

>>34331218
Them thighs

T H I C C

>>34331277
>Implying she will want to stay your slave when you get her down to a good weight and she won't just wake up and realise shit I can be fucking anyone right now

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>>34331180
Fair enough, I'll keep that in mind

>>34331277
I feel like this is too good to be true and it won't last but I guess it's the pessimist in me. Either way, I personally think your situation sounds risky and difficult to keep together logistically in the long run. Could be fun as a short temporary thing though but I think stuff will get hard for you guys (not in a good way) down the road

>>34331246
i'm a cyborg at least so at least i'm not turbomnormie tier like some people

>>34330814
>not voting for trump

Cuck.

>>34331411
Yeah, I agree. Going to give it a shot anyways cause it'll be fun.

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>>34331030
so what the hell am i supposed to do? "ey bby wan sum fuk?"

most girls if they like you and you ask them out they'll probably think it's pretty sweet and more points for you in their book, or at least that's the way i've seen it

>>34331258
Let's grab sughi and fuck.

P!Aynit off as a joke. Don't reply with the actual lyrics, it'll go nowhere

>>34331030
I have never said 'for drinks' but I nearly always say 'for a drink' and their response is usually where and I say at mine I have xxx and yyy, what do you have at yours?

This lets them know you are not fucking around and want to fuck, it sets the tone. Most girls won't immediately come to your place without meeting you and that's expected, any girl who went to a stranger's place after just a chat isboretty stupid.

But that exchange let's me then joke about how I would take control of her when I had her alone in the room or whatever and that gets the panties tingling before we actually choose a location.

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>>34331562
>Play it off as a joke

I'm not some beta cuck you fucking faggot

She's gonna like the sughi and love my dick too

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>>34331653
sick spelling lol

original wait theres no way this is.

>>34331669
That's what cuck anon said to write

>>34331653
k..keep me posted!

This is original

>>34331141
>even though this is your fetish save your damn money boy

I wish, but it's too much fun to spoil her. The way she humiliates me is just entrancing.

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>>34330814
>>34331141

is the girl i have a crush on a beta? i mean she did send three messages in a row in that first picture. that's a super no no right? or maybe a good sign for me? inb4 i'm the beta whoops

also if she's been using a decent amount of emojis and usually seems interested in keeping up a conversation with me is that good?
>>34331683
oh yeah he did write it that way

>>34331727
just don't sugar that daddy too hard

the only girl I have in my phone is my mom

>>34330762
when did you download this image?
was it from a thread with some dead dogs in it?

>>34331777
It's a little different from a sugar daddy thing, but I feel you.

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>>34331804
I just screenshotted it from a clip of Yugioh season 0 (from Yami's duel with Kaiba in the episode where Kaiba steals Blue Eyes from Yugi). Pic related is from same episode

>>34331836
u fucking stupid twat, i was talking about the mad wurmple

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We were talking about college classes a few days ago.

She had to wake up at 6am to go to class, and I had to wake up at 8am to go to work. We both aren't big fans of emojis, I like her.

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>>34330588

Behold my completely ordinary, bland conversational skills

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I'm surprised she spoke with me for as long as she did.

>>34331862
oh my bad lol, I got it from some random thread not about dead dogs, it was used by some dude saying reee normies get out or something to that effect. It's a good gif

>>34331869
I would say she isn't saying much in return but at least you aren't giving her like super long paragraphs or something.

>>34331874
seems good

>>34332051
you have kind of a weird way of speaking, like it's too formal for the setting almost

I mean I can kinda do that but I usually try to match how the girl talks. I'll attach a conversation from messenger later

>having contacts in your phone

normans all around me

it's unreal how young some of you guys are

is anyone in this thread older than 20?

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>>34332051
>>34332074
here's an example of one of my messenger conversations with the same girl i was texting in the other pictures i posted

>>34331874
outbland me boy

>>34331869
that's good for you. my girl here uses emojis a bit more but not a huge amount. she's a really sweet and kinda reserved girl so that's why i like her so much

>>34332110
I'm turning 21 pretty soon so there's that

here's just some banter we had about pets the other day

>>34332110
I'm 27 and posted 4 pics in here

>>34332110

25

>>34330861

Is me

oreganananano

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>>34330588
>Having a phone

OREGANO!

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This is from last night, she posted a tweet an hour after i went to bed saying she couldn't sleep.
Oh yeah, and she wanted me to call her princess.

>>34331142
Dude just stop she's signalling you to fuck off.

>>34332110
23 here my dude.>>34330687
This me

>>34332213
What does she look like?
Late orig

>>34332320
I'm not posting pics, but shes a mulatto from the east coast of America.

>>34332362
No need for pics brah. Just describe her my man.

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>>34332418
It's a lighter skin tone, and her face chin is more narrow, and her face is more long than square.
She's really thin, like 50kg or something, with small breasts but a big ass - not very tall either.
Her hair is just straight up dark brown as well, Looks very Arab or South Italian despite being half black.

>>34332136
God these texts are so boring. These gay little conversations are in no way alpha. Ask her if she wants some fuck already.

>>34332498
Nice. Good on you dude. Hopefully it works out.

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>>34331874
>peace
parmesan

>>34331653
Keep us updated
Orignahdys

>>34331003
Why does your mom sound like a Gen Z basic bitch?

She hasnt replied in 2 weeks. Howd i do lads

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>>34332900
Lmao forgot to attach the picture

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>>34332900
Ya done good, laddie.

>>34331258
What is this program
Original sharingan

>>34330687
why is yo bitch up at 2 if she should be making you breakfast at 7

>>34331003
ah man i love this image.

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august last year

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i have absolutely have no idea what she meant by this

>>34333425

It means she needed all the extra vitamins and minerals to recover the electrolytes that will be shed from her body during her vigorous fuck session with Jamal

>>34333391
no backstory?

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Been talking to this hot ass french chick. Is it weird I actually like her as a friend and kind of don't want to try to fuck her?

>>34333460
that's me holding the BG BODYGUARD PLUS drink, not her.

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:3c
Iwannadieimsohungry

>>34330861
Where is she from? I think I just know her

>>34333215
>>34331258
I second this, what app is this?

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>>34333462
honestly I don't even know where to begin
I've known her for 5 years, we went to high school together
very beautiful, very crazy
screenshots are immediately before I blocked her
she was accusing me of something, I don't know
unnecessary drama, in the end I gave up on her
I'm still bitter and think I will always have feelings for her

>>34333638
bump for info, originalina

>>34333547
SL faggot pls go.

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Hahaha... kill me..

>>34331003
MORE.
Oldham

>>34333862
Why not send her some house mixes

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>>34332110
I'm 26
oregano

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The overwhelming posts of autism is horrid in this thread, but what did I expect from robots.

>>34334203
Lol its too much of a hassle, im so awkward.
I just said some things i knew about elctronica and now they think im some edm demigod

>>34334273
Just send her one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvEg0cA4Stc

>>34333707
>Why would you just... not respond to that?
I knew a girl who would say stuff like this to me. Always needing emotional support. If I didn't respond she always assumed it was because I hated her and was trying to hurt her feelings and manipulate her, never that I might have just been busy. The only way to get her to calm the fuck down was to apologize profusely even though I felt I hadn't done anything wrong. Be glad you're rid of her, the psychological cost of dealing with girls like this is too high.

>>34333707
>that last message
well i think you dodged a bullet if it makes you feel any better about the whole situation

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>talking to girls who aren't your family

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

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Disappointed with myself tbqh

>>34334350
with yourself?

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>>34334350
>fug a slut
>hurdurrrrrrr im disappointed with myself because i got STD

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>>34331128
KEK OP U PUSSY SLAYER
I LOVE U MAN

>>34334360
Actions have consequences, I fug'd her bareback as I didn't have any condoms not expecting to get laid. Should've btfo'd that hoe and read Peter Hitchens
>>34334369
atleast it's not aids

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>>34334350
>ok, thanks for telling me
y-you too

>>34334443
You think "FUCK YOU YOU RETCHED SLUT CUNT" would've been more appropiate? Can't really say much after she told him

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Got this at 4am one day.

Kinda freaked me out but I was pretty turned on too. Got cold feet eventually.

>>34334629
Was she fat? She was fat wasn't she.

>>34334629
this reeks of desperation.
But also mental illness. Women usually don't have that sense of humour.

>>34334629
Did she originally died?

>>34334674
She's chubby but super short 4'10 or something. I'm just a huge pussy.

>>34331874
You text like a nigger, desu.
But girls like that apparently

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Did I do good r9k?
I just got this girls number.
It's not really a date though

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>>34335653
2/3 oregano
Some other friends may or may not come.

>>34334437
>Peter Hitchens
i thought for once we werent in a cuck thread

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>>34331669
>>34331714
>>34332874
OK here she hasn't replied after this tonight, but she also hadn't been online since

>>34333638
>>34333215
It's Badoo

Sorry slow reply I was at dinna

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>>34331218
She finally got back to me

But desu it's late now and I work in the morning

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Not actually Jackie Chan. Just a girl named Jackie. She's not Asian

>>34337031
>I want to be there for x
>But I have y so I can't
>OK I don't really care about x

Man, you are a beta cuckeroo

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>This entire thread.

Come the fuck on it's just getting ridiculous at this point. Can you guys fuck off to /soc/ already.

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>dont even have a convo to screenshot because there isnt one

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We went to go see Split last night and if anyone wants to see the card I'll @ it to this post. She couldn't wait to give me the card so that's why she gave it to me so early

Pic related.

bogriginal comment

>this many normies in one thread

GEEEEEEEEEEEET OUUUUUUUUUT

>>34337263
I was talking about just wanting to go an hour later to watch the Trump Inauguration, but I didn't care that much, how does that make me a beta cuck

>>34330588
>go to sleep
>thread still up several hours later

Good job guys.

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Her answers just seem short and boring, I just feel no interest in writing with her anymore.

>>34331534
No, drinks or dinner. Ideally drinks, basically something low commitment and pressure where you can converse. NEVER MOVIES for the first or second date. Pool, darts, bowling, etc instead.

>>34338468
Her answers are short because youre a more boring unfunny vapid normie than her, who greentexts outside of 4chan unironically

>>34339003
You might be right with that.

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I'm bad at texting, didn't have a smartphone for a long time and I am used to using correct grammar and punctuation in text, or at least close enough.

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She's just a good friend
>Inb4 you can't be just friends with women
I also like pissing her off time to time

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>>34339401
And here's the last time I talked to the girl I like and would love to go out with more. Thought she was in to me for a while, we went out to dinner once and thought it went fine but since then she hasn't shown any forward interest so fuck it.

>>34333707
>very crazy
that much is apparent.

>>34337415
Post card faggot

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She stayed over recently. We are planning on meeting up again soon.

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>>34333473
Nah, I understand where you're coming from. I guess if you start fugging her the dynamic between you two could change. You sure you wouldn't at least want to date her though?

>>34333547
owo nani

>>34333707
I guess stuff like this is why everyone always talks about not liking needy people which is what she very much seemed to be. You dodged a bullet, I guess.

>>34333862
seems like you could care less lol

>>34334268
hit the dab on em

>>34334350
fucking rip dude. I hope you're okay at least

>>34331128
you're a hero

>>34334629
did she actually end up offing herself? what did you do dude?

>>34335877
dang you got blown back

>>34338468
I think the main problem here is that you talk like you're on /r9k/ or something outside of /r9k/ which probably seems weird to her. Also try being more funny or keeping the conversation more fun or something. Tell some stories/crack some jokes is usually what I do

>>34339079
Seems fine to me, I've talked to girls who are more used to using correct grammar and punctuation in text. See >>34332136 >>34331141 >>34330588

>>34339941
wrap your willy chad reeee

>>34338360
I know right I just woke up and I'm super surprised the thread is near the top of the board

>>34332231
I know that I'm just being confident and not being a beta

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Funny I have been a recluse for two years now and have not texted a girl ever since but I met her through OKC and this happened

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>>34340836
I initially quipped a little, got her to laugh and then asked for her number

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>>34330588
Long story short, break up conversation, she was an exchange student I was and still am pussy therefore we broke up. Haven't dated or even flirted with anybody since then. First and last gf.
Yellow is me, pink is her.

>>34333549
UK

oreganananno

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>>34340857
She's actually a qt although a bit thicc lol. Things definitely got heated once I alpha-ed out. That's what women want, someone who's not a beta and will dominate them.

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Dumping my folder check out these girls spilling their spaghetti

1/5

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>>34340949
2/5

Boots beers and bbg

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>>34340974
3/5

;&;'dkaksdndndnd

>>34340898
Pretty good anon, though you fucked it with that last one. Take charge, that's what she's asking you to.

Tell her what you'd to do her.

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>>34340981
4/5

Oskdkdkallslsl

>>34340949
>>34340974
dont even finish the set, ive seen enough of this eye cancer

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>>34341000
5/5

Palsldkldkekekdk

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>>34341025
6/5 xD

PAlsldkdkeke

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>>34340996
I wanted her to kick things off

>>34341001
But I got trips I must finish

>>34341000

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>>34330588
>last messages you've had with a girl

>>34330687
What are you gonna do when she eventually leaves you and you realize the iloveyou meme was a lie all along?

Not technically a "girl" since they won't reply to me. But last conversation with my mom (posted earlier):

>Anon I never denied what you are saying is not true
>What I am saying is that not all men are tall white and pretty but they still get nice girls because some nice girls want more than a tall white pretty boy
>But of course yes there would be less of those that's why it takes time
>Also you keep referencing how you will just have to buy hookers
>I see nothing wrong with getting a few nice hookers to get some experience and have fun with
>Just use condoms
>If I were a guy knowing today what a woman would expect when it comes to sex I would not be dating at your age not having had sex several times first
>A man in his teens is cute and awkward cause he has no experience but so is the teenaged girl he is having sex with
>A woman in the age group you are looking at will be very experienced and expect you to be as well so why not go have some fun with a few nice looking hookers
>You can afford to pay for good ones
>If you get women to have sex with you through dating or you just shop for one online there is little to no difference
>More men would use hookers if they could afford it
>If I were a man I would certainly try at least one or two
>It could be fun
>You have no one to answer to and you have nothing to live up to
>If it goes good or bad it does not matter you paid for it

Rate this text message.

told a girl i loved her on snap chat

she said it back

i cant post a screenshot of that because i didnt take one

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>all these chads talking to girls
>walls of text of replies
>my only chat with a girl is me saying 5 letter responses at best because i'm a boring fuck

>hlep

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>>34341294
You don't have to send wordy replies for them to like you

>pic related

>>34340720
>implying you grovelling to her isnt beta as fuck

youre basically telling her that you have no other options but her

>>34341038
This shit is literally cancer. Post tits to redeem yourself

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>>34341350
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU MEETING ALL THESE GIRLS

IS EVERYONE HERE STILL IN SCHOOL OR WHAT

>>34341373
Nope 24 with a car and a job

How is this not original

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>>34341350
>Im gonna marry you. Haha

Why do girls always put you in uncomfortable spots, i'd spill my spaghetti if someone texted me that

>>34341400
>Just be good looking / white / tall

>>34341409
If girls are texting you things like this why are you here?

>>34341427
>why are you here

Despite my good looks I'm severely mentally ill

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Help me im autismo

>>34341630
She doesn't get your patrician sense of humor. Worthless cunt, move on buddy you lost nothing.

>>34331001
As long as she doesn't seem crazy sounds like a plan. Not that I'm capable of getting laid myself but I would see where it goes and fuck her in the mean time.

>>34341630
kek, shes just playing hard to get anon

>>34341630
Nothing to do here just say "bye" back or just delete the thread

>>34330952
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh.

What can you do?
What can you do?
With a brat like that always on your back
What can you do?


lol sorry made me think of this song

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The more I look at my messages with my ex the more I want to die

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She's insecure about her uncommon name, it's cute.

It's not Arizona.

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After an argument. Im tired.

>>34341672
Reading your post before reading the picture made the latter pretty painful, anon. Ouch.

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>>34341717
Fun doesn't stop there

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>>34341767
>but it's really, really different with you
No...

>>34341708
Have you guys texted since? Just got into a pretty heated verbal argument with my girl awhile back, its fucking exhausting. She's been cold and distant ever since, I guess I bring that out in people...

>>34341672
>all those I love yous

How does it feel they mean nothing OP. How does it feel they never meant anything, and never will mean anything.

How will you take the next girl seriously when she says I love you. For all you know she could've said this to the guy before you, and the guy before that.

>>34341860
Anon...

I broke up with her. She was devastated. She basically fell off the face of the map since.

>>34341877
wAIT......

Y tho? Just.. why?

>>34341860
LOL jumped the gun there didn't ya anon >>34341877 is one cold hearted Chad

>>34341651
Yeah, it'll be an interesting experience either way. I'm going for it.

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>>34341892
I couldn't love her as much as she loved me.

>>34341847
No we havent. I can't even begin to explain my situation. Just having someone reply to me just brought me to tears. I am ruins. Thank you Anon

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>>34341950
That has got to be the worst reason ever.
I don't believe it. How is that a reason to break up? YOU HAVE A FUCKING GIRL WHO LOVES YOU! HOW ARE YOU IN ANY POSITION TO BREAK UP!

Was she virgin when she was with you?

>>34341950
wow you motherfucker kys

>>34341984
She wasn't but I was

She told me I was the first person she'd ever really loved, and she wanted my first time to be "special"

I didn't really think it could be special with her. I didn't really feel that much of a connection. It was nice to hear good things from her, but I wanted her to be in a more reciprocal relationship.

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ghosted her right before christmas, had been hooking up with her for a few months.

wasn't really into her.

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Last few messages between me and an ex

>>34341142
Solid advice. If I were a mom this is what I would tell my kid but only if he asked for the advice.

>>34342020
>I didn't really feel that much of a connection
What do you mean?
>I wanted her to be in a more reciprocal relationship.
She was happy with you though, anon, you were probably the best she ever had.

>>34342020
I hear, ya anon. I had a similar experience, too.

>7 years ago
>khv
>meet girl on WoW
>we start talking, I start beta orbiting her
>apparently I have a really nice voice so she focused a lot of attention on me when I spoke in the beta orbiter group on Skype
>a few months pass just becoming closer as friends
>some stupid drama ensues, most of her orbiters leave, including me
>she disappears from the internet
>a few more months pass, she contacts me again
>we get to talking again and eventually I muster up the courage to say I like her
>she thinks for a while and says "Yeah, sure why not"
>we meet up, she takes my virgninity (she had a lot of experience, kinda slutty)
>it's clear I love her a lot more than she loves me
>we meet up a few more times over the next year
>she's falling in love with me a lot faster and deeper than I am with her
>in the span of 8 months she's gone from cool, nonchalant slutty gf to desperate clingy "I love you" in every sentence
>eventually can't take it anymore and let her go

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howd I do boys? I definitely think i have a shot with this one

oregano

look at all these normalshits with girls other than their mothers in their phonebook

fucking disgusting. get out. now.

>>34342182
You actually broke a Stacy out of her slut ways and built a clingy gf.

AND THEN YOU LEAVE HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ALL CHADS.

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>>34342180
>What do you mean?
I mean I didn't feel much of an emotional connection.

>She was happy with you though, anon, you were probably the best she ever had.
I know both those things. But she was starting to get pissed off because I wasn't responding to her much, and I didn't want her to spend her life with someone who couldn't give her their all.

>>34342208
Om du betaler en jente 300 kroner dagen for a snakke med deg?

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Am I a beta boy?
just kidding, I know I am and it feels bad

>>34342258
I know that's what it seems like, but it really was for the best, anon. After checking up on her a few times later on, it seems she did stop her Stacy sluttyness and settled down with a nice looking guy. I'm legitimately happy for her, and I feel no remorse in breaking up with her - it was the right thing to do. Sometimes it's okay to consider her feelings, too. She might've been happy worshipping me at that current point, but a few years down the line it'd be a mess.

>>34342270
Alright that's getting a bit too much for me. I don't want a pure virgin gf that's that slutty over chat.

Such a turn off desu.

>>34342273
Yeah? That's pretty normal right

no ascii on here

>>34342357
Are you serious? I think it's storytime, my fellow Norwegian beta. What's going on here?

>>34341950
>wanting the best for your partner
I could see myself ultimately doing that if I forgot what's really important. That thing being me not the one to decide what's best for others. Grave mistake, anon.

>>34342282
If you're self aware enough to look at text messages and say "yep, that's what a beta would say," why can't you just stop sending beta text messages?

>>34342273
It's OSCAR! Hey buddy how you doing.
Got any good nudes recently?

>>34342461
>Oscar
>Norwegian

Stop insulting us, please.

>>34342475
>Swedish
>Memewegian

The exact same language.

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>>34342396
>be me
>always be a bit autistic never really have any female friends
>no idea how to speak to these creatures
>make sick buck online because of programming skills
>figure why not pay a couple of girls so I can practice
>this one is particularly hot but also a cunt
>pay them 300 NOK/week to speak to me for 15 minutes a day
>pic related
>it's her (i always make them put a shoe on their head)
>also have some other pics with timestamp can dump if you dont believe

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why am i so autistic. fuck.

>>34342509
Are you saying this girl is "particularly hot"? She's ugly as sin, dude. This is 4/10 at best.

It's a lot easier to practice talking to girls by finding them on /r9k/ and exchanging contact info. They're usually as socially retarded as you are, so there's less pressure.

>>34342502
Okay, anon.

>>34342516
Do you come close to him in rank or skill?

If you don't, I'm sorry buddy but you don't have a chance

>>34342516
>trying to attract gamer girl as a robot

Mate you should know something about the market value of certain types of girls...

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>>34342558
>girls
>/r9k/
when did this meme start?

>>34342610
I've literally been here for 2 weeks and I'm e-mailing with one and chatting with another. Both confirmed girls through timestamps.

They exist.

Stop wasting money in this cunt though. If she can't even be a nice girl when being a literal prostitute, she's not worth the effort or money, and she definitely won't give you the experience you need with girls.

>>34342509
>(i always make them put a shoe on their head)

I lost my shit and sprayed noodles and broth all over my keyboard from spontaneous laughter. Brilliant!

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>>34342657
The process of exchanging this on an imageboard seems fucky. How do you make sure 9000+ other robots don't add you?

>>34342716
Never happened to me so far. The 9000+ other robots wants to add the girl you're posting with. They're not interested in talking to some faggot, so they won't add you.

Even if they do, you obviously use a throw-away account and only respond to the girl you tried to make contact with in the first place. If in doubt, ask her to post some proof that it's her.

And please stop posting this goblin. You can do better, min venn. Anyone can.

>>34342716
You ask for the robots contact and contact them first of course. One-To-Many relationship for dummies....

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>>34342502
Pretty close, yes. Hard to differentiate at all if someone lives close to the border. Pic related.

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>>34342516
Hit that x on her buddy. It's probably over with her. She doesn't even seem like she wants to text you that badly unfortunately.

>>34342509
Why pay girls to talk to you instead of just getting like some dating app or something?

>>34342282
"do you want to see me?"
>can't

ouch anon. Hopefully you can find someone else

>>34342571
yeah those types of girls are wayyyyyyy too in demand.

>>34342558
>girls on r9k

good one. the ones that are around just want attention and dont actually care about talking to robots honestly probably have much better options.

I will admit she's kinda cute though if this >>34342610
>>34342716
is the girl.

pic related is another selection of mine, man i'm so alpha for not texting her for a month rip

I wonder if she meant anything by "it'll only get better." maybe it could signal her intentions to spend more time with me this year or something? idk i'm trying to read this shit too hard

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>>34342770
>>34342782
I see.

>goblin
>my fucking sides

Am I really that isolated from the world that I cant tell what a hot girl looks like anymore. Is she really that ugly?

>>34342857
I don't see her as ugly. Might have one of those typical "im quirky XD but I go out partying every friday and get WASTUUUUD" personality which is a huge turnoff.

I put a lot more importance on a girls personality.

So many Scandifags. O_O

Doesn't there live like max 15 million ppl in your countries combined? Several in the same thread makes me think the North is robotized as fuck. Or just one VERY lonely dude talking to himself.

>>34342857
Not ugly, even somewhat cute... but definitely not hot.

>>34342857
Dude, she literally has a nigger nose. Look at that thing. It's almost wider than her fucking mouth.

But hey, if you think this girl is "particularly hot", then all the power to you, man. It means your standards can be lowered to such an extent that you might actually have a good chance of finding a girlfriend. Most of the kvhs on /r9k/ are like that because of ridicilous standards. Embrace that autism.

>>34342823
>good one. the ones that are around just want attention and dont actually care about talking to robots honestly probably have much better options.
This is not representative of my experience at all. They've been really friendly and interested. I had to initiate conversation the first few days, but now it's pretty even on who initiates.

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>>34342915
>I put a lot more importance on a girls personality.

classic /r9k/

>>34342823
that really is her

>>34342689
:^)

>>34342985
>classic /r9k/

>implying what exactly?

It's tru though. I couldn't care less about how a girl looks.

>>34342926
Our society is heavily antisocial on a general level, which will produce robots when they haven't been able to make friends or girlfriends during school. Once you reach adulthood it becomes really hard to socialize, because everyone who goes out are generally always mingling in their own cliques, and will rarely let anyone elsle inside unless invited.

Ironically we're fairly desirable to female robots here. A lot of Americans idolzie Scandinavian countries to some extent, and we have really good genetics. We'd all be heroes in the US, but back here at home we're losers.

A Norwegian or Swedish Chad would most likely be able to cuck an American Chad within 5 minutes.

>>34330588
do girls ever initiate conversations? they always reply and seem willing to talk when i start it. but at this point i start like 80% of conversations and its starting to bother me. when i stop talking to them they almost never show any effort to start it on their own even if weeks go by. probably just dont give a shit about me oh well

>>34343086
They generally don't, but if they do you should consider it as a VERY good sign.

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>>34343054
>tfw barely not Nordic

Any love for Dutch guys here. We're a mix of Germanic and Nordic which is of course superior. Please love us..

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heh dumb joke but I love getting peope with it

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>tfw literally no messages to screencap because the last time I messaged a girl was on AOL IM 15 years ago

END IT ALREADY

>>34343122
I would fucking smack that bitch if she called me pal.

>>34343113
I'm afraid most of the world doesn't really know it, but I'd easily say the Dutch are better genetically than Swedes.
I personally love Dutch people, and I find myself getting along with every Dutch person I meet. Norway and Netherlands just has a special connection that roots back to the late 1980 speed skating rivalry/friendship.

As far as being pure-bred goes in powerlevel

Norwegian > Dutch > Danish > Swedish >> German >> Scottish

>>34330814
>Selling your soul to a roastie in a bid to hide your political views

You are the dictionary definition of nu-male.

>>34343122
kek this cap makes you sound like a beta orbiter, i bet while you message her stuff like this, chad has already asked her to send the lewds

>>34341860
Statisically and scientifically speaking, love doesn't last.

>>34343086
>>34343111
Nice trips. My sorta theory is that some girls may buy into that meme of "guys should be the initiators" or whatever so maybe they're just waiting. I run into that situation a lot where they don't initiate much but they seem open to talking when they do initiate. Well anyway. I'm OP and the girl I'm talking to and I've posted messages from has started conversation a few times, so that's been nice. I guess that's an alright sign but I don't want to jump to conclusions on how she feels about me yet. I've kind of just been her friend while inching my way closer to something higher level.

>>34343122
checked, also wow she got pranked

>>34330687
Keigan please leave.

>>34330861
Even though this is obviously fake, it's fucking hilarious.

>>34342053
Hate when do this
>break up with you
>Months later
>"Hi, anon"

Why can't exes just fuck off and die. In what universe is it okay to pretend like what happened never did and message me nonchalantly.

>>34343113
Am 50% dutch

>>34343248
Not fake at all familia. Not sure what proof I can post, but I guess you can find it even funnier that it's true.

>>34343111
i feel like if you initiate 90% of everything you come off as desperate. i always make the first steps but shouldn't she at some point show some effort on her own if she's also into it? the doing everything yourself part makes me feel like a clown/entertainer desu>>34343218

>>34343054
So you can just chill wherever without being bothered, no-one intruding into your personal space?

I've heard that Swedish immigration laws are lax and it is rumored online that you can go onto other people's lands anywhere whenever you feel like it. Don't see exactly how that works IRL but I do love the dramatic landscapes and clean streets that Google are showing me.

BRB, applying for a visa...

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>>34330588
>>34330588
>first thread I see after checking this shit board the one time a week I've been reduced to
I can't tell if these threads are bait or not.
>messages with a girl
>I think she likes me
>robot
>hundreds of replies
FUUUUUUCKING JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT

>>34343304
Yeah, but some girls are just really, really passive. If you're having good, long conversations then everything is fine and you don't have to worry. If you initiate and all you do is chat for 5 minutes every single time, then maybe you should do the homing pigeon thing. Stop messaging her and see if she eventually messages you. If she doesn't, she didn't like you. That's good, it means you can move on and focus on someone who does.

>>34343334
>So you can just chill wherever without being bothered, no-one intruding into your personal space?

Oh, yeah very much so. I don't think anyone has ever talked to me or anyone I know in public unless they were working on some campaign crap. And I've never witnessed it either.

I'm from a smaller town though, about 80k in population. You'll find more isolation in the 50k-150k cities, and less isolation in smaller and larger cities.

If you're thinking of Sweden, I'd suggest going to a decently large city in the northern half of the country. The lower half is infested with arabs who WILL bother you, and anyone else.

>>34343122
GOTTEEEM

ERIN BTFO

>>34343178
>tfw Norwegian/Dutch/Swedish/Danish/German genes
>tfw also 1/16th gypsy

FFFFU-

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>>34330588

American girl I met here. Talked for like 4 hours on Skype and the next day some smalltalk and that was the end I guess. Kind of feel bad about the whole thing but I'm such of a boring fuck to do anything.

How far gone am I robotos?

>>34343350
I am doing the exact same thing and I want to die. I thought maybe getting away from this place would help, but no. The girl I'm currently into is very clearly not interested. She's a cute FOB Chinese girl, if I can't woo her, I might as well kill myself right? This will be rejection 37, seems a fair number.

>>34343386
Thanks for the advice! I am now seriously contemplating buying warm, comfy winter gear and migrating. Not like have anything keeping me where I'm at.

I deleted the conversation so I could forget about her but basically it was something along the lines of

>happy New Years baby (kiss face emoji)
*gap of five days*
>did you forget about me?
No but listen I don't think we should have a relationship, I don't share the feelings you have for me
>but you fucked me, you lost your virginity to me, etc.
I just don't think it would work between us. We shouldn't try it.
>...ok
And then I deleted the convo.
Basically I decided it was time to lose the V-card so I made a tinder, hooked up with one of those chubby white trash chicks who vapes and wears camo sweaters, took her on a few little hangout dates, took her out to the beach, shared a couple bowls of weed, and fucked her in the middle of the night. I came inside, but I got her the pill and made sure she took it. Then I dropped her off, went home, and concluded that I wanted to cut her off immediately. And so it was.

>>34334325
Been 3 months since I talked to a woman outside my immediate family... it was my aunt.

>>34342509
hanrei

>>34333473
love how foreign girls speak english

>>34332912
>hows you
>horny
>okay

kek

>>34333473
A cute!

Did you meet her on r9k?

>tfw you'll never teach french girls how to speak english

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I was on vacation in Texas and I fucked some girl I met on yik yak, but I deleted everything before this in the chat.

>Happy new year!
>Thank you! Happy new year too :)
>Thanks ;)

She was the one sending me the message, I was quite surprised to get a happy new year message from someone, especially not from her.

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My ex sent me this two years after leaving me for another man.

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Felt good getting a compliment for once. She's a 'friend' of mine. Met her on my holiday in spain. I'm dutch. She's english. Were talking about my ex and me.

>>34343174
why the fuck would that trigger you

>>34343961
Don't anon. Pls don't

>>34343961
In to the fuck ing trash

>>34344004
>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I remember when I was 14.

Kankermongool optiefen gauw.

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(1/2)
Orgininanilolaloaloula

>>34344004
everyone is lucky to have you. `you're just not for me`

(2/2) what did she mean by this?

Portland, Oregon USA

>>34344214
Good job with the picture anon.

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>>34344004
Why the fucking fuck both of your retarded asses end every sentence with "xx"s?

>>34344149
Kanker zelf op papzak

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>>34344214
Forgot the picture kek
(2/2) Oregonian

>>34344252
give them a break, last one ended with zzzs. Guess she dosed off?

>>34344252
Fuck knows. It's something the english do..

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>>34344262
Op je muil gauw

>>34344293
5 euro's?

[Spoiler]ga slapen[/spoiler]

>>34344321
Heb vakantie tot februari pleb

Waar zijn de nederlandse fembots?

>>34344278
she wants to cuck you bro or just enjoys the attention bc her alpha bf is fucking another slut and she knows.
if she isnt saying she is splitting up with him, it is not worth it. only pain awaits you at the end of this road.

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>>34330588

The wife, maybe the least exciting conversation ever.

>>34332213
tis dat je er geen m'lady bij zegt

>>34344350
fijne dingen maat. niet hier man ;_; betwijfel of ik er ooit nog een zal vinden

>tfw no cute gf to eat goudse kaas with

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Does a group chat count?

>>34344376
>posting her phone number
>random english phrases
What's wrong with you?

>>34343811
I read this post and literally thought "Wouldn't it be funny if I told the girl I like "I want you in me right now."?"

I'm probably never going to lose my virginity.

>>34344454

I have the downs.

>>34344454

Also English is my mother tongue.

>>34344461
That would be mildly funny DESU.

>>34344417
Je bent tenminste nog Tsjaad genoeg om vriendin uit Frankrijk op vakantie te krijgen.

>>34344592
dat is inmiddels 6 jaar geleden. Dat gevoel wanneer ik wou dat ik weer 17 was. Makkelijkere tijden en had ik nog tenminste schijt aan alles. Ik durf nu niet eens meer op een meid af te stappen in de kroeg. Wat zeg je tegen een dame die je tegenkomt in de kroeg/club?

>>34344461
You can make it dude. Be funny, but don't sound like a faggot. Look, I called her "mane" and she's still begging for my dick. I put stupid little quips like that in all my convos with girls.

>>34342437
In the same way that people here are self aware enough to know theyre shit at conversation with women/people but choose to do nothing about it.

>>34344792
>uberhaupt in kroegen staan met dronken luide normos

Ik probeer wel steeds Tinder / OKCupid / Whatever populair is hier .. Lexa? Ik ga niet eens liegen erop. Ben een game verslaafde memende nerd zonder enige vrienden.

Ander dan dat probeer meiden op r9k. Duits, Frans, Engels is nog binnen bereik.

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H- Here's my last text messages ./////.

>>34345312
Ik heb ook geen succes met tinder/okcupid/hotornot. Ben ook geen 'normie' maar probeer het wel zeg maar. Gooi me een mailtje met je steam. Dan kunnen we in contact blijven als je dat wilt

[email protected] is een temp mail dus beter schiet je op neger.

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A girl I've been talking to for over 2 years now. She was telling me about these new glow in the dark dice she got for her board game.

Sadly, I had to leave for an interview. So had to stop the conversation. This was 2 weeks ago (we rarely talk but I always enjoy it).

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>>34330687
your mom is sweet for roleplaying with you

>>34345636
Mja, hou niet vaak contact want ik speel liever gewoon games i.p.v dom praten.

[email protected]

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Last messages I had with a girl were on tinder and she unmatched me

>>34345717
Oke dan niet