What would happen if I shoved a Twinkie up my ass? What would

>>34328014
your butt would probably squash the twinkie
other than that, you'd probably have to force it out

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>>34328014
You'd probably shit cream for a couple days

>>34328014
why are you curious about this?

>>34328078
I'm worried that I'll be hungry later and need a discreet location to store them.

>>34328226
what the fuck

w-what?

Do it senpai, it'll come out of your mouth in perfect condition when you're hungry.

>>34328226
Put them in a balloon and inflate it a bit first so the air provides a protective cushion and keeps the twinkie from getting squished by your rectum.

>>34328226
kek what the fuck anon
Originallio

Update: I need to feed several people actually. Hopefully my rectum has the fortitude for 6 Twinkies. The balloon idea is good, but balloons have that powder stuff that might make the snack cakes taste bad. Condoms were a consideration but are costly.

>>34328535
Plastic wrap? Kinda use it like a dental dam?

>>34328436
i was concerned about the rectum squishing factor

>>34328014
Unless your ass is /really/ loose you'll smush them to a pulp before you ever get them inside your asshole