Whats it like to have a big butt in your face?

Sweaty and gravitational

>>34326760
please explain more. please

>>34326697
its like having a bg ass bugg in ur face

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>>34326760
Perfect analysis. Thread can now die, unless OP wants to turn it into a thick thread, which is perfectly acceptable.

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>>34326803
Thick thread it shall be.

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>>34326852
IT HAS BEEN DECREED

BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP
Oh yes, it's quite nice I tell you. *Tips fedora.*

>>34326787
You cannot look away from the erotic hemispheres of her asscheeks, and the smell of sweat makes you oddly want to bury your face as far betwixt them as it will.

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show me the butts

>>34326803
>nose bleeds
s-sauce...?

>>34326803
one of my old girlfriends had an ass like that. loved to spread her ass cheeks apart and eat her sweaty, musky asshole

It's nice, it smells pretty dank. I only know because I went to a strip club though, I got a 10/10 Latina girls ass my face.

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>>34326902
COME GET UP
COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE THICCNESS

>you will never use a boy as a seat cushion

>>34327046
>you will never be used as a seat cushion

Ftfy

>>34326697
oddly enough it pisses me off...because she assumes it's just that simple to please you and for some dumb reason she gets enjoyment from pleasing you, so she looks back at you with a giant dumb smile. Which transmit a odd feeling/sensation of power shift from you to her...i then want to yell at her "what the fuck are you smiling about?!?" and i want to through her smelly fat ass off me

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>>34326803
Anyone else have the urge to eat a qts poop, whenever they see one with a big butt or am I just fucked in the head

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How much would it cost to have a girl come to my house and let me play with her but

I get sprung and i think "i want get witcha' and take your pictcha'."

>>34327129
I have an urge to insert my cock in your anus and watch my cum drip out of it after I'm done tbqhonest

do girls find it weird that we want their butts on our faces?

>>34327129
is that natalie?

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show me your butt folder

What does girl butt smell like?

notoregano

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>>34327162
I also have that urge too anon, you have to make sure it's empty 1st though
Might as well kill two birds with one stone.

>>34327305
Like b.o., but somehow enticing

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I'm a little conflicted on THICC girls, but I'll post what I have for OP's sake

My ex had an amazing ass. When she came home from working a 9 hour shift I would always make her strip and let me sniff/lick it before she got into the shower. Quite pungent indeed, the smell was glorious. I then would let her shower while I sniffed and rubbed my dick with her dirty panties. She was a wild one.

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Just remember that skinny/fit girls will always be superior wives.

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>>34327305
Like shit, but for some reason it's still hot.
Like I'd still bury my tongue in a girls dirty poopchute no matter what the taste/smell was as long as she was qt with a big butt.

If it's clean there's no point imo.

>>34327310

why is that pose so hot

>>34327391
I find it hilarious that you virgin faggots actually bother posting this shit thinking anyone will believe you...
kys

>>34327456
Well, 1. She is in the perfect fellatio position and 2. The way her legs are folded makes her thighs and booty look extra thick

>>34327467

just because you're a virgin doesn't mean we're all like that bro, sorry

>>34327467
>i've never had sex or eaten ass so no one else on /r9k/ has either

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>>34327509
>>34327519
>not a virgin
THEN YOU DON'T FUCKING BELONG YOUR FUCKING NORMIES
FUCK OFF TO /B/ WHERE YOU BELONG!

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>>34327645
I just want a thicc gf to love and cuddle with

>>34327726
that bitch is perfectly THICC gatdamn

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>>34327726
Where do you find women like this? I wanna eat her pussy like an exquisite sandwich and piston it with my dong

>>34326697
My ex gf used to always sit with her ass on my face because she liked my warm breath between her cheeks. She had a nice bubble butt it feels very warm and smells kinda strong but it gets you really hard. Just thinking about it makes me want to fap

>>34327934
iktf man. I'm constantly thinking about all the shit I used to do to my ex's ass.

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>>34327726
Meh I can do w/o the love and cuddling
I just want a thick qt with a jiggly butt to watch as I pound her rectum

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this thread has too much 3D

>>34328774
Fuck off weeb don't derail

>>34328774
Keep 2d in your waifu claiming threads.

>>34328774
Who is this? She look familiar.

>>34326697
They tend to smell bad (obviously), so I prefer just spanking them from a distance.

And no, not a normie. Just have had some fun with paid women.

>>34327129
You're fucked in the head.
FUCKGING ORGINALY LSA) IJNlhe

>>34327726
*fat
originalyoupiecfeoffuckingshitrobotbitchwhore

>>34327129
scat fetishists pls go and stay go

>>34326697
Basically, you're being invited to shove your cock in her cunt from behind, and do her like the whore she is. But, since you're a beta ass fetishist creep with gay tendencies, you'll probably get turned on by the thought of eating her ass and try to do that. Then, she'll let you out of pity, maybe let you fuck her now dry as a bone cunt if you're lucky, and try to avoid you in public after.

>>34326697
With a good plump and young butt it is sweetness in the flesh. I remember my first time. I was only 6 years old and my younger sister 4. We were playing a game of tag and were prone to getting frisky when rough housing came into play. I don't quite remember the events leading up to it but I found myself on a leather couch and my sister came after me. I don't know what compelled her, maybe she was just so thrilled to catch me she wanted to play a prank. She took off her pajamas and landed her squishy little 4 year old rump on my face. The feeling was ecstacy. At the time I thought it was kinda gross but I secretly enjoyed it a lot so I let her continue until satisfied with her little victory dance. The cheeks were firm in their shape but soft and smooth like a fleshy peach. The best part was when she sucked my face between her crack and even at that age the aroma of a girls butt can be strangely intoxicating.

>>34328024
That looks a lot like my middle school math teacher, she caught everyone's eyes when she walked by

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>>34329964
>Virgin detected
Chicks love ass to mouth

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Was eating my gf's earlier, while it's not huge it's big on her 5'2 frame. She always showers so it's floral with a slight scent of her pussy which gets me riled up. Pic related, taken literally a couple hours ago.

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I am super into thicc girls, but i have a petite gf

>>34326697
>First time at strip club
>Get a lapdance
>She shakes her ass in my face
>Then gets closer
>I move my head back
>She gets closer
>Backed up all the way to the headrest now, no where left to go
>Ass is now on my face
>Oh god is smells
>Literally smells like she just took a shit and didn't wipe
>Smells like she had nasty ass Taco Bell
>Dance over, powerwalk to bathroom
>Wash face in soap with sink
>A couple guys walk in looking at me like a retard
>There are no paper towels, dry face with shirt
>Shirt also smells like shit
>Leave club, never go back

I think porn gives us unrealistic expectations. Pussy and ass smell bad and don't feel that good. If I hadn't watched face sitting porn I wouldn't have had an ass obsession and would have realize an ass is just an ass. It shits and smells like shit. Same with sex which was disappointing, it just feels like a wet penis massage which I can do myself. You guys really aren't missing much.

>>34330143
Okay, you sure told me, m8. I'll go back to crying and jerking off to furry porn just like everyone else who tells you things that you don't want to hear does in you imagination.

>>34330174
do you kiss her after you eat her ass? I used to do that with mine. I also always wanted to bust in her mouth and snowball it with me but I never told her in case she that was too freaky

>>34330275
but anon, girls don't poop. you must have gotten a tranny stripper.

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>tfw 5x4
>ywn be able to fuck any of the asses ITT

there is no worse feel

>>34327164
no bc apes used to sniff the assholes of the other ape they were going to fuck so girls dont give it a second thought

>>34327164
Yes, very. Why would you want to smell and lick where I poop from? I am going to keep a close eye on my guy while he's going low, he has asked eat me out in doggy recently too... Now I know why!

>>34330382
>5x4
That's like a cold hotdog.

>>34330382
Oh God, just stop being a virgin. She won't care, and bigger is better, but you don't have to be the best she's ever had to be worth sleeping with. Penis size posters are literally the cancer unless legit micropenis.

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>>34330432
tell me about it

girls have looked at my dick with a face of disappointment many times.

>>34330382
All they have to do is tilt their hips and you're in, friend. You're good.

>>34330444
the way women perceive dick sizes is anything below 6 is an inch smaller than it actually is, and anything above 6 is an inch bigger than it actually is

to have a 5x4 just means women will treat you like shit for having a small dick in comparison to the guy with a 6 inch or even 7

>>34330576
Women treat everyone like shit, including Chad, which is why you treat them like public toilets rather than human beings. The reason so many people are virgins is because they worry what women like and how they'll react. Stop caring, start leering, and start hitting on them. I've been slapped, punched, kicked, and screamed at. I've also gotten laid A LOT as a short okayish looking guy with an average dick.

>>34330288
y-you better!

>>34330244
Count your blessings anon.

It's nice. If you really love her it's cool even if the butt isn't that big.
>tfw absolutely love big butts
>tfw gf has a small butt but still likes it treated like a huge butt

>>34326697
i ate ass recently for the first time but it didnt smell like anything at all so it wasnt hot.

>>34332441
How? It should smell sweaty and musky. Did she just leave the shower?