Ask the meat baby a yes or no question.

whats heaven like?

>>34325793
Is a girlfriend obtainable?

are femanons complete whores?

Will my life get better in any way within the next 2 years?

>>34325793
will they ever be real
dont lie meat baby

>>34325793
Will I get a cute lolidom gf in the immediate future?

Should I break up with my pseudo gf and go back to being a loner

>>34325793
Am i going to have a great year?

>>34325855
Well, at least I got dubs ;~; FUCKING ORIGIANLASDOJAIDSOFIHJSOFJOISKEF

>>34325868
reroll, meat baby is lying to me and i know it

should i stop robbin these niggas?

will i make it, meat baby?

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AM I GOD MEAT BABY

>>34325874
Exactly what I wanted to hear, thanks Meat Baby

Should i fuck this fat girl im not attracted to?

What does it does yes???

>>34325793
um, m-m-mister meat baby

>is this real life that i'm living?<

Is op a niggerfaggot

Will me and Sophie work well?

>>34325793
Will it ever happen baby

>>34325888
nice one mr. meat asker.

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>>34325907
The meat baby wanted me to show you this.

>>34325972

Niggerfaggot op just got BTFO

>>34325793
am i the most meme guy around?

will these be dubs?

>>34325793
is there a meat penis or meat vagina under that bacon diaper?

0-4=yes and 5-9=no?

Will I ever have sex with that girl or not

Will my life get better in any way within the next 5 years?

>>34326148
Will my life get better in any way within the next 7 years?

will i ever get married?

742

will I eventually alienate all m friends and loved ones?

Will I ever get back together with her?

Will C*** be my gf in 2017?

is my brother attracted to me?

>>34325934
Well, i guess this gives me an excuse

>>34325793
Will my oneitis ever love me as anything more than a friend?

Is there still a chance he'll ask me out?

Should I move to the US?

Will I get with Jordan?

Will my life get exponentially better in college

Will I die of depression once I move out alone to another country to study?

Will I stop wanting to kill myself soon?

>>34326378
Thanks god meatbby

>>34325793
will my current situation get better sometime in the next year?

>>34325793
Will i get sex?

>>34326448
Reroll fuckkk
Original post

>>34326477
>>34326448
Kek, lord meat baby denied you twice and with dubs on your second roll.

>>34325793
Oh meatbaby, is the answer to the question that I'm asking "No"?

>>34326531
Meat baby never lies

meat baby, should i break up with my girlfriend?

>>34325793
Should I go out for a smoke

>>34326618
Should I jerk off then go for a smoke>

>>34325793
Will I, in the process of living, attain a once-thought fictional state, known to many as 'having a gf' ?

Will dying be better than my current situation?

>>34325793

Should I go out tonight?

Does she love me?

Be gentle with me, meat baby.

Will Chip-chan ever die?

>>34325793
will I ever make a good living?
I am trusting you meat baby

>>34325793
are evil spirits real, meat baby?

>>34325793
can i have a gf that will chill and be comfy with me?

will oscar ever stop being a psychopath ?

>>34325793
Will I get a gf within the next two weeks?

>>34325793
Will l get a gf this year?

>>34325793
If I ask a question multiple times and get conflicting answers, is the one I want to be true the correct one?

Will I get platinum in League of Legends?

Dear meat baby, should I message D?

>>34326907
oh shit it always been known

>>34327042
Alright, now we're cooking
>>34325793
Will I get a gf this year?

Will I kill myself with my friend on 2018/01/22 or will we get scandi bfs?

>>34325793
Is going to the gym this semester worth it?

Will I get to kiss Bladee before I die?

>>34325793
Will I get a qt gf who loves me

>>34325793
can i cure my schizophrenia without meds

>>34327143
lucky what about me??

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>>34327159
The original-eely hit my feelies

>>34327168
well what about kissing a different scandi, meatbaby?

>>34325793
will i get a gf within the next 3 months

>>34325793
should I even bother anymore?

is karolina a bitch?

Will I get a qt bf who loves me despite my NEET lifestyle and drinking

>>34325793
Do my friends find me repulsive?

>>34327243
is she still in love with you-know-who?

are things going to take an unexpected turn for the better soon?

should i just end it all today?

>>34327270
is she his little pet doggy bitch?

>>34327261
hello roastie. ill be your bf

>>34327307
or just his mindbroken slave?

Will science make my waifu real so we can be together?

>>34327335
do they shag tho?

>>34325793
will She talk to me tomorrow?

will monday go well?

>>34327358
does she still give him nudes

Will I get rank 1 Na

will i get a gf soon? ok?

Should I meat baby

>>34327400
did he show her his dIYUCK

>>34325793
does sophia like me <

>>34327400
will they find this thread?

>>34325793
are you okay meat baby?

>>34327439
should I release any more info?

Will I get rank 2 Kor

>>34327439
do u like him meat baby?

>>34327457
why the fuck not are you on his side or something meatbaby?

>>34325793
Am I gonna go to a new school next semester??? Please

will i get my waifu?
asking for a friend

am i gonna get this job and get the hours i need, meat baby

Will M be my gf this year?

>>34327457
should -i- release more info?

>>34325793
does anyone other than my parents really care about me?

will i gets pussy for real sometime near future

>>34325793
Should I kill myself, meatbaby? Kek I hope so.

>>34325793
Was chris just playing with my heart?

>>34327716
Did he change his mind about me then?

>>34325793
If I have children will I have a MEATBABY?

>>34325793
Will I have sex this year, meat baby?

>>34325793
Will I get the qt gf I dream of?

>>34325793
Will I lose my virginity before I hit 30?

>>34325793
is the answer a yes aofs?

>>34325793
Is OP a nigger?

>>34325793
fuck?
YOU HAVER BWWEN MUATED TOFOR TWO CERNTURIES

>>34325793
does mari love me?

Should I even make an attempt on this girl

>>34327737
Is he talking to other women then?

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>>34325793
Will my grandma ever send me a check to help pay my tuition soon

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OH WISE MEAT BABY, BRINGER OF POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE TRUTHS, MASTER OF BLACK AND WHITE. SHOULD I KILL MYSELF?

>>34328057
Is he just nervous over me?

>>34325793
will i get my life together?

>>34325793
Meat Baby, Will she say yes?

>>34328141
Will he try to get with me?

Are the people posting questions to this thread fucking idiots?

>>34325793
Am I dead?

is there actually a chance or am i just bullshitting myself

>>34325793
should i keep doing what im doing?

Am I meant to die alone?

>>34325793
Should I pursue traps?

>>34328697
Will someday we hook up?

>>34328896
Will we at least hang out?

>>34325793
Is the answer to this question no?

wil i get a gf before the month ends?

>>34325793
will i die before age 30?

>>34328776
BTFO

Meat baby knows all

Will I ever stop being a fatass?

>>34328985
Will I ever lose enough weight?

Will I pass calculus?

Will I become rich with a networth exceeding 1.5 million?

>>34325793
Dear Meat Baby, will I get laid this year

>>34325793
Do I still have a chance with Julie?

>>34325793
Is death the end of consciousness?

>>34325793
Ahem, do I still have a chance with Julie please?

>>34325793
SAY YES TELL ME I STILL HAVE A FUCKING CHANCE WITH JULIE I WILL NEVER GET OVER HER FUCKING YOU MEAT BABY

>>34329128
Dude, its over

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>>34329154
Julie please I love you DONT MAKE ME FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOUR DOUCHE BOYFRIEND

>>34329077
>>34329096
>>34329128
BTFO'd by meat baby. Ultra kek.

>>34329216
Oh come on it's just a silly game, I'm gonna marry that Julie even if I have to become a murderer first.

>>34329266
denied by meat baby once again

>>34325793
am I getting closer to what I want?

>>34329279
FUCK YOU THIS IS BULLSHIT I'M GOING TO FUCKING MARRY HER COME ON WATCH ITS GONNA BE 0-4 THIS TIME PLEASE MEAT BABY I'M SORRY FOR CALLING YOU A NIGGER

>>34329365
TOP FUCKING KEK lmfao

>>34329384
fuck this i guess i'll just be alone, isn't that right meat baby?

>>34329446
fuck yea i get to be a cuck at the most

>>34329463
i wanna die, the kkk took my baby just started playing.

>>34329486
the kkk took my baby away i meant but anyways im gonna hang myself on twitch or something now

>>34329519
wow i killed this thread rip

>>34329266
>>34329365
>>34329446
>>34329466
You keep getting rekt by lord meat baby.

Is winning possible?

>>34329763
Is it possible for me?

My date likes me right?

>>34325793
will I get a qt 3.14 gf, marry her, then have offspring?

>>34325793
Is it finally going to happen this year?

>>34325793
Before 2019 I hope?

Should I just leave it to fate?

>>34325793
Will I get girlfriend in 2017

originalblox

>>34325793
Will she be my girlfriend soon (tm)?

is it all pointless, meat baby?

>>34325793
Do I really need to go for one?

>>34325793

Will I finally die this year? Please say yes

>>34325793
Will I have to degrade myself if I don't want to?

>>34325793
Will it be with one?

>>34325793
Will I find a fraternity I like?

>>34325793
Will the regret ever end?

>>34325824
It's very big and spacious. It's full of big stone monuments that are very clean looking and completely aesthetic to the eyes. Luscious green fields and crystal clear water.

Will something big happen on September 27th, 2017?

>>34325793
Will my friend lose his legs in the army?

will you be my gf waifu, meat baby?

>>34325793
Dear meat baby, will the phoenix rise ?

Will I get a cute girlfriend this year, meatbaby? fgffdd

>>34325793
Will I ever be normal again meat baby?

>>34332177
Ah shit

Ravioli

>>34329623
My sides

>>34325793
Is it gf time for me?

Originalol

>>34325793
Should I take a train and visit my grandmother which I didn't see for many months?

>>34325793
Will Genie reciprocate my feelings for her?

>>34332707
What about Chelsy?
orignaloek

>>34325824
You get forty virgins girls with black eyes and beautiful jailbait bodies to mold into your devoted slaves. The only thing you have to do to win them over is talk about sand.

>>34332738
Woo, the meat baby works and is perfectly accurate.

>>34325793
Is any religion not a complete lie? Does god exist?

>>34325793
Is the universe supersymmetric.

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>>34332774
Checkmate atheist !

>>34325793
Will I touch my first penis this year?

will i ever get a gf? behalf on my buddy

Will I ever DIE? STUPID FUCKINGOSIDJEFOISHEOFIJSOFK

will ca****n ever be my gf again, meat baby?

>>34325793
Are men capable of long term love?

>>34325793
Will my life get worse from april on?

>>34325793
Is he going to call me anytime this following week?

>>34333037
fuck you meat baby you fat fuck

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>>34325793
Will i get a medicine major gf
preferably asian

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>>34333078
ok thanks meat boy, atleast now i wont have to try

>>34325793
have I received kek's blessing to acquire powerful magic?

>>34325793
Should I ask her out?
Expecto shitpostrum

>>34333219
Should EYE ask her out?

>>34325793
Will I get the painting job?

Will I be a NEET forever?

Is there a point? HUISDOFIUSEO8GFIUSETGFUTGFO8IJUSEOI

>>34325793
Is this sentence true?
orginallo

>>34325793
Will I ever get a gf
Organic content

>>34325793
Lord meat baby

Should I get on drugs to squelch the dissonance caused by my crippling BPD.. all memes aside of course?

>>34334033
FUCK YES thank you meat baby

>>34325793
Does he wants something more with me?

Did Leela Cheat on me tonight when she went out with that dude?

Camp over sketch?

ok, roll orig

will i ever truly be satisfied with this life

>>34334440
thanks very much meat baby

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Will i post a reply?

>>34334471
Oh wow this works, ok next question.

Will i make a snuff film with a bunch of kindergartners and get away with it?

>>34334486
Is this dude going to jail?

>>34334087
Wow meat baby says no

She definitely did you sucker why would you let your gf "go out" with another guy and be ok with it

Trust your instincts man, not fucking meat baby

>>34334509
the other night i "just went out" with this dudes gf, i totally raped her and now shes too ashamed to tell anyone. never underestimate the power of vodka and heavy drugs.

FUCK YOU MEAT BABY
ARE YOU JUST LYING TO ALL OF US?

>>34325793
Will I pass the class on Tuesday, despite having studied shit all?

>>34334527
fucking dur

women are vile creatures its time you all learn this they are incredibly selfish and will sell you out if it benefits them or whatever bullshit reason they have

>>34334527
But meat baby said its ok for me to jump on the drug train due to my crippling anxiety

That's already enough justification to me
>Not really, meat baby just gave me the excuse to feel not shitty about the decision
>enough justification for me (I just want to be back on drugs already)

>>34325793
Will I die alone and unloved?

completely unoriginal comment.

>>34334591
What about ME DAFKUHSUEIHFO8ISWF

Will I find love where I live?

>>34325793
Meat bby, my question is: will I pass?

will they all be proven wrong beyond a shadow of a doubt before the end of the year?

Will I get a good grade in my chemistry exam?

>>34334758
Will I even pass?

>>34325793
Am I doing the right things with my life right now?

>>34325793
meat baby. should i ghost the girl im talking to right now

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>>34334766
>>34334766
>double no

Should i kill myself now?

Meatbabyplsanswer

Is there anything I could do to make my life better?

>>34325793
Will I ever get a qt gf?
Origilol

>>34325793
Will I ever ascend cyborghood and get a gf?

Oregano desu

>>34325793
Is it going to work out, meat baby?

>>34334961
Thanks meat baby.
Will it be this year?

>>34325793
Am I going to find a girl who makes me feel bonito the next month?

Meatbaby, will Samantha ever be with me?

Am I ever going to get a qt gf before I die?

Am I getting a gf in next 3 years?

Will I complete my driver's license successfully on the first try?

Am I getting gf before my death?

>>34335285
On the second?

>>34325793
Meat baby what the fuck?

So am I getting anyone before my death?

Kill me, meat baby.

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Will I get a qt white or Asian professor boyfriend like in kissu yori mo hayaku????????

>>34325793
Vou passar em memecina?

>>34335358
* or a teacher?

>>34325793
Oh mighty meat baby, will my dick finally get bigger this year? I know I'm 23, but I'm only 5.5'' and I was told it's not enough. Please be merciful, meat baby.

>>34335525
Fuck you, meat baby. Hope you rot soon.

Will I get a bf or gf this year?

>>34335542
thank meat baby I will finally not be alone ;_;

Meat Baby, should I actually just finally kill myself and be done with it?

>>34325793
will L.R. ever love me?

>>34335588
Fuck you meat baby.

>>34325793
Will I ever meet a 3d girl that has the personality of a 2d girl?

>>34335649
The truth is hard to hear but it's also necessary. Thank you meat baby

Will the beta uprising ever happen?
original question

>>34335742
normies watch out

>>34325793

Will I get laid this year?

Ofc it's not origanal

>>34325793
does it get better? comment original

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koLPQRpEAVU
will this become a new meme

>>34325793
Meat Baby, will I do well on my exam tomorrow?

>>34325793
Will i ever do the sex with my oneitis

>>34325793
Will I ever have a bf who loves me and who feels happy that I'm a part of his life?

Will I ever kill myself? w4etdre5hurfjurf

>>34325793
Will I talk to her?


Arigato

>>34325793
does my crush likes me back, meatbaby?

>>34325793
I want to poop. Should I do it now?

>>34325793
Will I always be a complete failure

>>34336396
fuck, I had it coming

KILL ME

>>34336395
Actually fuck you meat baby

>>34336414
Why do you do this to us meat baby

>>34336428
I do what I want and Im gonna make it happen meat baby faggot

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>>34325793
Will I break up with my current girlfriend this year?

Would she like a relationship with me?

Original:

>>34336475
Fuck man, I was actually expecting the opposite. Being a loner sucks but this girl is draining my life.

>>34325793
meat baby will i get to see my gf within two years

Meat baby, will I get a bf/gf in 2017?

>>34325793
will i even get a gf this year.
and is it with the girl i want

>>34336475
>>34325874

Rolling for something similar

>>34325793
is he gonna come back to me and be mine forever?

>>34336555
wew that's a triple no

Will Monday go well for me?

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>>34325793
Will this year be good to me?

Will she be my gf? Oreganilo.

Am I redpilled?

>>34325793

RECENTLY, MY SON JET ORION NEPTUNE (the one you guys call 'hack_blastard') DROVE TO MEET ELIZA IN PERSON AND HE ENDED UP FUCKING HER....

Q1: WHY ARE YOU ALL INCAPABLE OF SUCH A SIMPLE FEAT?

Q2: WOULD IT BE FAIR TO SAY CLOSET LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY PLAYS A MAJOR ROLE IN YOUR SEXUAL FAILURE?

Will I do good on april?

>>34325987
Sophie and I.....

Not 'me and Sophie'....

That's incorrect grammar

And YES... Sophie and I are going to do just fine.....

but I'm concerned about what you're going to do while I'm fucking the shit out of Sophie

>>34325824
24/7 neverending horrible pain

>>34329040
YOOOO can i borrow a couple dollars nigga

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>>34325793
Will we date?

>>34325793
will life be better if i shake addiction

>>34325793
will he be in work today?

>>34336673
Johnny. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL USING THAT GAY ASS NAME? I SAW YOU LIKE 3 MONTHS AGO USING IT.

WIll I fuck grace? original

>>34325793
will i evver have kids?

>>34325793
should I watch anime

>>34325793
R = yes
H = no

>>34325793
will i ever get a gf?

get out of here robutt this is completely unorreeeeeeeeeginal

will i ever not be a massive faggot and join the military?

Should I take a girl to king crimson on a first date?

>>34337065
i don't think i would have made it in anyway

will someone shoot up my school during graduation?

>>34337106
will they do it before?

>>34325793
I went to an interview for a job, will I become the wage-cuck I've been dreaming of becoming?

>>34337202
>>34337202
Meme magick is never wrong, gonna out myself now.

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Shall I become apart of the /fit/ master race

Will yoi season two exist ever?

>>34325793
will i get a girlfriend this year?

originolio roboto

>>34325793

Will i get laid this year

origanal

>>34325793

3rd time's the charm

will i get laid this year?

>>34325793

Will I get laid in 2018?

>>34325793

Dear meat baby,

Will I finally lose my virginity some time this year?

Yours sincerely, anon.

>>34325793
Will we have rain in Southern Cali?

>>34337508

Reroll

Ain't having none of that.

>>34325793
Should I stick to my gut?

>>34325793
will i get the dubbies?

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oh my fucking god meat baby thread hasn't been archived all night

Will I see her again before this month is over?

>>34325793
Is there anything waiting for me if I speak to her other than the miserable reality that I am not like everyone else?

>>34325793
Is she the one?

Don't mute me.

>>34338888
W-well at least I got quads

>>34338926
It only confirmed that she definitely isn't the one

Will i get a friend this semester

>>34325793
does liking girls (male) make me gay?

Will there be more good games for ps4?

does she really love me?

(lol not original apparently, not surpsising desu)

Is meme magic and numerical Ouija real?

>>34325793
Will I win the lotto?

What's the bump limit of this board?

Thread has 345 replies and still up

Will I pass that exam?

Will I ever get a qt GF?
(im hoping no)

>>34339396
Fucking hell.

>>34325793
Were you lying meat?

Are women worth the hassle

>>34325793
Will my penis grow? Is this message original or is it another plagiat?

>>34325793
will my crippling drug addiction soon end meat baby?

>>34338926
quadruple no

Should I watch a movie now, meat baby?

>>34340055
will i ever come to terms with my addiction meat baby

>>34340179
oh my god i hate this fucking thing i keep getting blown the fuck out

the only time i got a yes is when i asked if i should get on drugs

>fuck you meat baby

Is she mad at me?

>>34339427
lol

ravioli

Is she done with me? Orgeggg

>>34340207
Let me try

>>34325793
Should I get on drugs?

Now that liberal women on twitter are openly calling for Sharia Law in the US will by the millions does this mean they are finally finished?

Is she mad at rob?

>>34325793
does janina like me?

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>>34325793
Will i die this year ?

Ooreganoo

Will I end up finishing what I started

>>34325793
Will Trump make America great again? oregano

>>34325793
Will I always be a failure?

original comment

Will we get back together? Oregano

will i is get gf

>>34340381
Well fuck you meat boy. If yes you're full of bullshit. If no you're real.

>>34325793
will I originally have sex this year?

>>34325793
Meat baby will I ever get what I want?

Does She sometimes think about me too?

Will i get a gf for 2017, mofo?

Will everyone who post in this thread become qt traps?

Dear meat baby, why are you such a faggot?

should i give in and fap?

>>34325793
do i just wanna feel liberated meat baby

>>34325793
Does she like me back?

Origanoli

>>34325793
Will tomorrow be a good day?
Pls answer

Will I finally die this year? oreganos

>>34325793
Will it work?

Origbald.

>>34325793
will he come back??
i know its not original dammit

>>34325793
Will i make it?

Origino Question

>>34325793
Should i kill myself???????
meat baby is legit shit

>>34342904
journey well

you won't have to witness the fall, perhaps you are the wisest among us

>>34343156
No but I'll come back bb

>>34325793
Will I pass it, meat baby?

>>34325793
will oneitis ever change her mind about just wanting to be friends?

Will I finally get the job I want in 2017?