MY MOM BOUGHT A HOUSE PHONE A YEAR AGO AND I SWEAR TO GOD IT RINGS FULL VOLUME 12 TIMES A DAY LIKE CLOCKWORK
10 OF THOSE 12 TIMES IT'S TELEMARKETERS AND THE REMAINING CALLS ARE FROM ONE OF HER FRIENDS WHO CALLS AT 4:30 AM AND 10 PM EVERY. FUCKING. DAY. EVEN WEEKENDS.
NOT TO MENTION HER GODDAMN ALARM CLOCK, WHICH HAS 10 (T E N) ALARMS SET TO GO OFF AT 25-MINUTE INTERVALS FROM 4 AM TO 8 AM, AND SHE SNOOZES A L L OF THEM
NOT ONLY DOES HER ALARM CLOCK GO OFF, BUT HER TABLET HAS 5 ALARMS SET AS WELL, AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW, FULL BLAST
MY LIFE IS FILLED WITH CONSTANT RINGING AND IT'S GETTING TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN BARELY FUNCTION. IT'S E V E R Y F U C K I N G D A Y WITH THIS BITCH. FUCKING HELP ME HOLY SHIT I'M GOING TO SLIT MY THROAT OVER THIS IT'S LIKE CHINESE WATER TORTURE BUT WITH PHONES AND TABLETS AND ALARM CLOCKS IT'S SO MUCH MORE IRRITATING THAN YOU'D THINK
FUCKING KILL MEEEEEEE
choke her to death with the telephone cord senpai
holy shit are you me
>the phone rings
>i get up and go check it
>unknown number
>i laugh as i ignore it and go back to my room
>it rings again
FUCKING NORMIES LEAVE ME ALONE FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>2017
>using a home phone
>>34319321
You could, ya know, move the fuck out
>>34319321
Dude I pretend to be autistic and fuck with telemarketers all the time when that shit happens
inb4 but you are autistic
just pull the plug on the phone retard
The thing I hate most about home phones is that most of the time you can't hang up early. You have to literally wait for it to finish ringing 5 times, then wait for the machine to pick up (and hear that stupid preloaded "wait for the beep" message) only to hear 6 seconds of dead tone when the caller hangs up. It's horrifying.