ULTRA DEFCON 1 CODE RED FLAD

>she isn't christian

That is the biggest deal break for me

>>34317704
All girls have orbiters though

>>34317704
That doggo looks sooooo cute, I just want to cuddle him and fall asleep with him as my blanket.

>>34317704
>shes a boring cunt, like every girl ever existed
Why arent there girls that dont talk about bad musicians or normie tv shows all the time

>>34317919
Its a big ass dog, it looks small in the picture though

Also savage af

>pro-abortion

It doesn't take a genius to understand how a bitch like this isn't mother and wife material at all.

>polygamous

>>34317956
I know, it's a Caucasian Shepherd. They the best dogs around.

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>tfw no Caucasian Shepherd
I just want to flap his :3 jowls

I wish they were better family pets

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>she is
Woow, anything else, god, but this? No, mister.

>>34318038

I am pro-abortion and I agree. I'd never date or marry a woman who was pro-abortion. My reasons for being in favor of abortion are not the reasons liberals are, though.