/britfeel/

https://youtu.be/tMNE_9qCvCY
the absolute state of him

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>tfw girl cancels your meetup today

Got no idea what to do with myself now

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>>34315835
Cheeky little waifu post, lads.

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in bed already, listening to xfm...

might get the onahole out and have a long wank with it.

>>34315919
why don't you use my cute butt instead

>>34315909
what was her excuse? desut

>>34315929
because you are not in my room right now...

>still haven't got money for a new vehicle
I'm getting desperate now

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post your saturday night tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-dYNttdgl0

>>34315917
nice

>>34315933
Tutorial ran long or something, and she had planned to go to the gym after so she would have run a couple hours late to us meeting anyway.
I'm actually not too miffed because she immediately suggested we get together tomorrow instead. I may have autism but that implies that she's into me and wasn't making up bullshit to steer me away

>>34315954
Sure, lad
https://youtu.be/xaRNvJLKP1E

>>34315968
>she immediately suggested we get together tomorrow instead
No worries then lad

>>34315954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY41Q1FYokQ

feelings abound...

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>>34315917

Why not have a romantic meal with you're waifu this weekend lads

>>34312901
you were right lad, the doctor who did the stitches was lovely desu

>>34316028
sad stuff my man, sad stuff... you are waifu is a shit as well.

>>34316028
>you will never sink this low

Nothing wrong with a bit of anime and waifuposting but when you do this it's just sad m8.

>>34316043
sure, to your face he was

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>>34316049
>you are waifu

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>>34315975
Yep, I'll only fall into despondency if she cancels again tomorrow.

I guess I will just watch Pingu to pass the time.

Tried to go to the gym earlier but a fight broke out between two dogs on my street and the owners started going nuts, so I decided to just turn back and not worry about it.

>>34315954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxcWhIP9WBI&

>>34316049
>>34316054
Don't be mean, it's a cute picture.

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>>34316079
>that pingu image

>>34316028
Is that what your waifu likes to eat lad?

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>>34316090
>gabe the dog is dead

>>34316113
whats a matter lad? that pingu is sexy as fuck

>>34316119

Sometimes I allow her to eat proper food in between servings of muh dick

>>34316090
I was not being sincere in my remark, i found the post to be good and engaged in banter of the mocking variety. I believed the post itself was constructed to facilitate such response and acted upon it.
>>34316069
you're waifu would make that mistake.
>>34316144
She is fair game for all anons so she eats lots of dick.

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>>34316144
>he doesn't sustain his waifu on a high protein diet of just his semen

>>34316144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zxlhlsS28U&

>>34316049
>you are waifu is a shit
I'm sorry, what?

>>34316113
>>34316143
Deep pingu lore coming through, that image is actually a reference to the fact that pingu's grandad in the show used to be a champion weightlifter/bodybuilder.

>>34316090
so glad that unfunny meme literally died. fucking facebook tier meme

>>34315835

>tfw eventually became normie

The addiction to this place never ends though

Had to switch into my PJs after that backstabbing fart
Feels bad man

you lads ever get a hair stuck in your urethra?
pulling it out feels so nice

>>34316216
Leave Gabe alone! what did he do to you other than be super cute

>>34316247
Be an annoying yappy little cunt. If I was anywhere near that fucking dog I would of snapped it's little spine.

>>34316243
i like to shove bits of ribbed metal down my urethra and fuck it like a pussy.

>>34316259
I can't believe you've said that, anon. That;s v v mean!

>>34316247
exist
origan

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>>34316278
>>34316243
dont comprehend how you crazy fuckers find that shit to feel good tbqh

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When is it our turn for some happiness lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrVXFGtPuz4&

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I love anime girls. Nothing can compete.

>>34316303
you probably have a pleb tier fetish like 3d gfs

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>>34316334
I love Alex Jones. The crazy bastard.

What you up to on this fine evening lads

Just bought a load of snacks and I'm going to get comfy and watch some kdramas until the early hours of morning.

>>34316378

I'm having a lovely bit of cake again.

Fourth consecutive night I've had a bit of cake now.

>>34316375
THEY PUT HUSBANDO POSTS IN /R9K/ THAT MADE THE FRICKIN BRITFEELERS GAY!!!

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>>34315917
Posting famalam.
>>34316028
I ordered about 25 squids worth of KFC to stay the rage over my computer cacking itself, but I didn't share any with my waifu.

Wouldn't have been very romantic, though.

Also, I managed to use my dog to scare 58p out of a delivery lad, which was completely unintentional, but hilarious.

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>>34315917
Can't resist cause i think this picture is quite cute.

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>tfw gf
Don't even give a shit that she's fat and ugly tbdesu, the mingers are always more grateful anyway.

>>34316401

I never turned gay, although with the amount of pussy I get, that was never possible in the first place

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>>34315917
>tfw supermarket hasn't stocked the shit beer I like in the fridge for a week now

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>>34316375
>>34316401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY_CmhnC4dA

this coment is very orginal

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>>34315917
I've wanted to make a post that was backwards for some reason. It wouldn't make any sense and it wouldn't be funny

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>>34315917
Should I go get beer and give up on studying or should I actually try and pass my exams?

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>>34315917
Hey lads, it's cold in Britain isn't it lads.
Well lads, just another day in England right lads lads.

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>>34315917
cheeky little trainfu

>>34316472
Went on my first ever date a couple days ago, a mutual friend said she told her she really likes me, we've now organised a second date. Feels good man. Soon I can leave this cesspool for good

until she cheats on me with a chad and I come crawling back

>>34316526
Hmm..something's a bit off about this post. What do you think lads?

Hey lads. How is everybody doing.
Currently enjoying a hilarious thread on pol
Makes me forget for a little while that I'm

>stuck in East Devon

>>34316069
>>34316188
>being this new

Fuck off Karen poster

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>>34316539
>he's a dieselfag
Nothing better than pure coal burning trainfu

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Len told me I would be one of the last on his hit list to die. Take THAT, nerds.

>>34316539
That trainfu looks really dirty, is it a NEET

I live in Canada, life is good here.

>>34316575
>pure
>coal-burning

Hue

>>34316554

Link the thread lad, I am a /pol/ack myself

>>34316602
That was the fucking joke

>>34316375
I saw an infowars video where he was holding a lit candle and as he said this may 'put out Hilary Clinton's campaign' he tried to extinguish the flame with his fingers and he fucked up, asked to do the scene again but it cut to the infowars closing graphic

I think they mistakenly uploaded it but it was fucking hilarious, wish I could find it

He's like Chris Morris in some alternate timeline

>>34316610
I know, and I'm acknowledging and laughing at the joke, because it was funny.

>>34316542
It'll be alright lad. Even getting emotionally destroyed like that is better than living no life at all.

I'm probably going to get burned hard at some point because I tend to fall for girls quickly and seriously, I've been lucky so far but we will see

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>>34316575
get your yank shit out of here

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>>34316622
I honestly can't tell if he's serious or it's all some elaborate joke. It's brilliant.

barbeque transform-a-snacks are the best flavour, prove me wrong

>>34316398
>Fourth consecutive night I've had a bit of cake now.

All right fatty

>>34316683
If I'm not mistaken, at one point at least, the transform-a-snacks website was filled with malware.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skvnj67YGmw

Just watching Vsauce

I just know this guy watches his wife get fucked by other men while he wears a cock ring

>>34316605
These threads
>>>/pol/108268017

Trying to get rival gangs there rn

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> grill can't stay over because of her doggo

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>>34316760
t. Veritasicuck

>>34316562
Oh wow, how did you know?

>>34316542
Honestly mate, just go for it. I gaurentee you your condifence will shoot through the roof, so if that one doesn't work out you'll be able to snag another in no time anyway.

Protip: Build up slow and everything, but when you get down to the actual fucking, ditch the tender romantic shit. Pin her down, pull her hair, call her a worthless little whore, and make her beg for your cock. Give her some of that and even if she doesn't like you she won't be able to leave you alone.

>>34316763
>rival gangs
ANY UPDATES ON FAT TEDDY?

>>34316466
I would fuck him with no regrets.

>>34316966
bit gay that there lad

>>34316706

It's a lovely bit of cake, anon.

>Finally gets to the weekend
>come down with some sort of flu

Sat in bed this early with the heating blasting and my body is in agony lads

For fucks sake I need to be healthy for Mr Goldstein on Monday

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>>34315899
Bro, who is this and why are you posting it?

Got a tablet back from the pigs

But it's a pain typing on it

>>34317100
the eternal newfag. you'll just have to lurk more

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>>34317107
Oh good God. Don't less this be real.

>>34317131

She wouldn't trip

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LADS is it acceptable to bring a bag like this to a job inteview?


Will they judge?

>>34317144
Thank God. I was concerned for a second. While call him a she?

>>34317157
They'll think you're more normal than you are.

>>34317163

I have embraced trans insanity and call people whatever the fuck they want.

>>34317157
Depends on the job

Wouldn't recommend it

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>>34315917
I'm having a bubble bath and feeling good, lads

>>34317129
360s and walks away

>>34317107
hey boo

>tfw you'll never be a pious serf toiling away in the fields in your youth
>tfw you'll never answer the Pope's call to arms and travel to retake the Holy Land as part of the People's Crusade
>tfw you'll never die in the name of God and ensure the First Crusade takes the Holy Land

>>34317225

Some close to minimum wage market researcher job, basically a call centre job.

It's a way out of retail at least, would prefer not to buy a faux-leather messenger bag just to carry my cv and.... no.. that's literally it, maybe my gloves.

>>34317248
wish I could join you lad x

>>34315835

>Be introverted /britfeel/ cyborg
>Manage to get 'miss Country X' gf

>>34317248
Don't forget rubber duckies for your new place!

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>>34317215
What's the point in that? More fun to annoy them.

Think somebody downstairs was just chatting shit about me

cunt

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>>34317107
Hi GCHQ!

048843

>>34317270
Hey, it's great to be back but still a massive pain to type

>>34317352

I did that for a while, now I'm annoying the people who get annoyed by trannies.

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Being prison gay was a mistake

>>34316028
Way too many fucking weebs and weirdos in this board

>>34317323
That's a good shout actually

>>34317301
soon

>>34317393

I'm not part of the whole poley meme, but I'm actually moving about 3 street away from you in a week. My parents thought it'd be a good idea to move to pakiville for some absurd reason

>>34317248
>I'm having a bubble bath

What are you, a girl? Are you going to eat a tub of Hagen Daazs and watch Bridget Jones's Diary afterwards?

>>34317484
Pls be my friend

I need a social life

What's your family like?

joke's on you, friendos. I am going to a pub tonight in light of a classmate's birthday.

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>>34317516
>not enjoying a good bubble bath

Had one after exercising today. Sitting in a hot tub listening to the old Ricky Gervais XFM shows is comfy as hell.
Treat yo self.

>>34317468
He says, while browsing an anime imageboard.

>>34317157
I didn't take a bag to the interview but people have this style of bag at work. Why would you need to take it to the interview{

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>>34317248
>tfw you don't own a bath

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>>34317610
what are they bathing in? I don't see any bubbles and its green

>>34317641
>tfw you own many baths in your two houses in spain

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>>34317248
>tfw I'll fall asleep in the bath and die
Worst feel.

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>I gave it attention and now it won't leave

>>34317676
Forgot the 'never'. Whoops.

>>34317657
It's bath salts.

>>34317634

To take my documents? Like CV and proof off address, that kinda shit. And my kindle probably.

When you attempt a flying arm bar in the gym and it works. I love bullying blue belts

The qt saw it too. Maybe she will stop completely ignoring me now

Got a blocked nose again, hope I fucking die

>>34317776
Actually now I think about it I took mine. Mine was messanger style but some people at my work have this style bag so you should be good to go.

>>34317681

Aren't you a silly tit.

Though, everybody does it.
If people shut the fuck up about that gobby cow that keeps writing about migrants and that other wanker nobody likes, they'd disappear into irrelevance.

But people keep complaining about them, keeping their names alive, and keeping them in jobs.

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>>34317641
>tfw you don't own a japanese washroom

>>34317856
I really need to learn to stop giving them attention. It just make the entire thread worse. At least after a while I ignore them unlike other people who keep responding regardless.

Someone has hacked that Shia LeBouf thing as now its just playing Grime

hewillnotdivide.us

lads got myself a cheeky mint magnum, ssh don't tell mummy

>>34317948
its some white kid pretending to be black

>>34318011
>mint chocolate

I'll never get this.

>>34318019
Half of his twitter is him talking about runescape.

>>34318011

Oh baby, you're so lucky.

>>34317530

They are 60 years old, and thought a 30,000 bong terraced house in a 0.1% white area would be a good investment.

I'm not part of the poley hating crew, although I would like you see what you look like now out of curiosity, I might buy you a coffee or something.

>>34317948
>some american hasn't gone and shot it up yet


come on how hard can it be over there?

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>>34315917
always up for a cheeky post, lad

>>34318081
I doubt they want to be arrested for shooting a group of people during a livestream. Also I'm sure the yanks are smart enough to work out that if they carried this out it will just further fuel their narrative.

>>34318113
What difference does the narrative make at this stage? they've got their meme president already

https://youtu.be/KXbiAaLHBa4&

>>34318136
I meant the left's narrative that the right are all violent racist bogeyman

>tfw you thought you were managing to control your emotions today and felt alright
>the moment I'm left on my own all the rage and sadness comes flooding back

I don't know how much longer I can go on like this

>>34318155
it just justifies all the hate that they are expected to take, it all just hot air and a few half bricks.

>>34315835
Fat Teddy and a few SG members were on Tim Westwood, lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QfaNeXcmyM&lc=z12suferkp30y30ad04cj32qkqjavrejea0

Where'd it all go wrong lads, I was supposed to get all A*s and get good A-Levels and get a good degree and live a comfy life but I'm now 20 and unemployed living with my parents masturbating to cartoon girls and playing video games all day.

>>34318113
Both sides of the US have been fueling eachothers narrative the entire campaign though.

>>34318411
Non-judgemental question, why do your parents put up with you just being a leech?

Im not trying to moralfag, just curious, because I dont think my parents would be so understanding. They let me be a NEET for about 6/7 months but even in that time they basically forced me to learn skills and apply for jobs.

>>34318409
Is current grime becoming like 90s us hiphop?

It seems like they're reviving the gangsta rap movement which has kinda gone from the us.

>>34318409
F A T
T E D D Y
I N
T H E
H O U S E

>>34318477
>why do your parents put up with you just being a leech?
My dad would have kicked me onto the pavement by that point. My dad hates layabouts. He doesn't care what you do as long as you do something.

>>34318411
haha

same

I'm 22 and I've done fuck all since a levels (got mostly D's and one B)

>>34318477
>why do your parents put up with you just being a leech?

I'm actively seeking work just nothing seems to come up. I pay them rent with my bennies but they don't ask for much because they know my situation so I help around the house when I can. I don't think they mind because my brother is 25 and living at home still, he moves out in a few weeks with his girlfriend soon so hopefully they don't expect that of me too.

>>34318554
Thats fair, sounds like you are not that useless tbqh. Job market is absolute shite for young people who aren't well connected.

>>34318528
Same, but I am mentally ill and also was working up to apply to uni in that time so my dad let it slide.

>>34318512
He has fully recovered after being stabbed and airlifted to hospital, lad. A few B side members have been dealt with. A few of their workers have been robbed. Block 6 is on the ropes people are leaving, dumps being outed as a battyman doesn't help. SG is the main gang in Lewisham now. Monson and 814 aren't worth mentioning

>>34318498
Grime is dead. Drill music is the ting now.

>>34318703
I've never really gotten into grime or any uk hiphop really. Thats one thing I"ll admit the us does better than us.

Just went the corner shop for more beers. Feels good that I can do that before 21 unlike a certain courtry.

>>34318722
cos youre white lol this music aint for you anyway

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>>34318669
thanks for the info lad

>>34318775
Maybe it's not. I can enjoy many things for alternate cultures though. I guess this isn't one of them though. It's ok like but all sounds pretty similar and lacks much innovation.

I don't have anything appropriate to wear to church. Any suggestions?

>>34318973
you should get a nice fedora and enlighten yourself

>>34318973
A burka and a fedora

>>34318799
This meant to be "blacktwitter in a nutshell"

>>34319042
>>34319045
A bit insulting

>>34318973
japanese school girl outfit

>>34319076
it fits well enough

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>new like on OKC
>oh boy
why the fuck are my only likes fat beasts who love harry potter?

>>34319195
Because they're the female version of a fat fedorian

>>34319195
>drinks socially

If you don't drink alone you're a pleb.

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>>34315917
posting

think muh PC is dying, BF1 going down to 30fps

>>34316028
this looks incredibly grim anon, why don't you make something lazy like an Omelette

>>34316514
why do a good 70% of mado images include the knife effect

What's for din din lads?

This big boy ate 5 crumpets with a whole can (!) of beanies and sausage but no scramblies this time.

Who here /big boy/ ?? :-)

>>34319500
good lad

did you show mummy the clean plate

>drinking and watching forgotten weapons on youtube

pretty comfy lads.

>>34319500
>>34319526

You people make my skin crawl.

>>34315835

>Loate the Lib Dems
>Met Nick Clegg once
>Pretended to be a Lib Dem support
>Spoke to him in Dutch

I did this just because I wanted to have a conservation with someone famous, and I knew it was my best chance.

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Lazy prick at work I dont like is getting sacked, things are looking alrighy lads

>>34319552
what video lad?

You might want to check out MRE unpackaging too, they are top tier comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMxfmQKaGMk&feature=youtu.be&t=8m58s

>>34319554

They make my skin crawl too, we can drive these retards out of britfeel

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>>34319554
>>34319591
Why come here then?

>>34319526
Mummy was so proud with her big boy! I struggled to eat the last sausage and mummy said 'big boys don't get any puddy if he doesn't eat his meat', how can the big boy get puddy if he doesn't eat his meat? So the big boy ate the sausage for his very proud mummy!!

>>34319580
Just watching this one at the moment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfODWasn5t8

I'll check that channel out anon, also you should give the L85 video a watch if you haven't, there's some pretty neat info in that one.

>>34319580
I love steve

>>34319591
>drive these retards out of britfeel
brit is for retards you retard

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>>34319500
>>34319526
>>34319622
you cut that shit out right fucking now

>>34319619

Because it used to be comfy. For lads to share some feels and greentexts, now we have borderline brain damaged retards populating it here.

Fucking hell this is brilliant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS0jTbzd8Q8

>>34315835
>>34315835
A couple of months ago an anon made a thread about having throat/esophageal cancer that had spread into his lungs and was afraid of his death. In the thread a lot of anons entertained him and he provided proof of his diagnosis and his physical state - he spoke about his deep fear of incoming death and of his empty life typical of robots, his regrets and such but seemed like a good guy, just thoroughly unlucky and he was in some distress.

Suddenly he popped into my head earlier for no reason and I just wanted to post this to add that memory into the internet tubes. He's likely on his deathbed right now. It has been about 3 or 4 months.

Anyone else remember?

>>34319577
>24yr old Danny boy xDD type comes across as an annoying douche on first few weeks of class, always talking when other people are trying to listen to the tutor
>Constantly bumming class notes off me and others because he comes in late
>Says he wants to be a "journalist" despite stinking of weed/stale cigarettes and turning up to class 40mins late each day
>Last results he failed, crashed and burned
>I did surprisingly well despite being stressed out and worrying for weeks on end

feels good desu

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>>34319622

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

(You)!
Yes, (You) behind the bike shed!

Stand still laddy!

>>34319636
*Nice*

>>34319633
I have indeed seen the L85 video, not really surprised the government/MoD denied there was anything wrong a usual until it goes tits up to the point they can't hide/deny it anymore. Then the taxpayer gets a lovely bill at the end of it for their fuck ups and denial.

also I'm not sure how interested you are in British rifles, but this canadian youtuber has some Ian tier level of information when it comes to britbong firearms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DhjUrqH88s

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>>34319737

I remember him too anon.

>>34319737
link to the thread?

I wonder how many anons we have lost over the years, I've lost a bunch of family just in the 6 years I've been here

Well spent the day, re download ps4 games....New HDD came two days early.....Just preparing my night of gaming

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Will the man from Cardiff get a gf? Looking for a sign from kek here

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>tfw want to listen to sad music
>remember a thread I made years ago
>post songs you'd play at your funeral, expecting a meme result
>someone posts a serious reply
>the song actually made me tear up
>can't remember the song name or any details about it, other than it sounded hawaiin, had no vocals and the thumbnail for the video was in black and white

>>34320050
>he worships false gods
God does not will it

Fucking hell lads. Found out today that I've probably got bowel cancer. 28 fucking years old. Fuck.

What a load of shite life is. No sign of lung problems after nearly 15 years of smoking but probably have bowel cancer just because if randomness. Jesus. I'm going to drink myself into unconsciousness. Half pissed already.

>>34319858
cheers anon I'll check him out

>>34315899
https://youtu.be/Ryqn93dovQs

oft, there are some interesting people if you do a bit of digging

https://youtu.be/JbnhjsDI_ho

who is looking forward to monday?

Might make a food schedule.

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>>34319763
>24yr old Danny boy xDD comes into the surgery
>stinking of weed/stale cigarettes
>turns up 40 mins late for class
>Wants me to be a journalist
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>34320097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fahr069-fzE

who /localchippy/ here?

>>34320148
thank you for the hearty chuckle shipposter

if only he could work his magic, dear god

>>34320152
>tfw no local chippy just a kebaby
Fucking turks

>>34320023
>I go searching for it.
>Like 13 pages of anons wishing throat cancer on each other over stupid transient bullshit like who gets laid the most.

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>>34320172

>tfw several shipposters exist

>>34320151
I dont think that was it, but thanks.

I'm not sure what the instrument is called but it sounds like the first few seconds of this song IIRC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZBKFoeDKJo

>>34320243
It's a Ukelele

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What are you anons up to tonight?

>>34320305
Drinking beer and debating if I should go to church tomorrow

>>34320233
>several shipposters comes into the surgery
>posting shipman pictures
>with little green texts
>we want to be funny
>Give each other a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>34320305
Sat staring at my screen struggling to motivate myself to play vidya, pain miniatures or do fucking anything. Getting drunk, crying, trying to resist just smashing out a few messages to assorted people pouring my heart out.
Dreading starting my new job on monday. Found a nice 20 hour contract so I don't have to stress myself out too much but got given 40 hours the first two weeks to get immersed in the way things work there. Checked the facebook profile of a grill that got hired as well who I managed to not sperg out at too hard (I don't think) the first time we met, she's cute

>>34319622
Proud of you, big boy. Keep us posted on further food aventures

>>34320346

> not in the regular format
> barely makes coherent sense
> pupils small, dry mouth, possible drug abuse(?)

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>it's a "traps are just ugly women and are never like the ones you see on the internet" episode

>>34320305

Building yet another web app that I won't ever finish.

Just about sums up my life, actually.

>>34320471
>traps are just ugly men
fixed

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>>34320305
working out what vidya I should play

probably senran kagura and unlocking mirai without cheating like I did in the first 5minutes

>>34320289
Thanks lad, but I don't think I can find it

back to lurking in /mu/ feels threads

>>34320471
What happened with Pizza should teach everyone everything they need to know about this emotionally charged rampant sexually deviant gender changing meme.

Waifu posters make my skin crawl

What a weird set of people

>>34320543
It's just a post with an image of an anime character. What's skin crawling about that?

>come from cinema(saw Split)
>Some girl with half full 7up 2l bottle runs after some guy named Ian(calls his name)

Tfw why cant gingers run after my dick?
I feel like a lot of girls are pretty slutty here.

>Tfw you get cuts on your back every night
>Quite short nails, struggle to cut my skin if I tried

is it ghost mummy lads

is she punishing me for being a useless sack of shit

>>34320333
Oh do you go often or is this new for you?

>>34320397
Very sorry to hear you're having a rough time friendo. I would hold out on pouring your heart out until you're in a more sober state of mind though.
Do you have steam? you can vent at me if you like!

>>34320472
Oh what are you making anon? I'm always jealous of people who can craft things.

>>34320502
I've only played one of those on my 3ds but the frame rate was so bad i couldn't continue.
they look fun though desu

>>34320629
Post picks yo.
You live alone mate?

Suggestions for something to watch with a girl tomorrow.

She doesnt like violence.

best if its on netflix?

Pls help I am sperging out over this and dont want her to think I'm a fucking useless idiot when I show up and scroll through netflix for hours.

>>34320577
Probably has something to do with the slowly encroaching feeling of grim degradation that follows them around.

You know they're all just overweight or underweight lost young men who are gorging on sexual pleasure because it's the most accessible cheap thrill left and can slightly emulate human contact and in this instance just so happens to intersect with a fringe culture that encourages acting like a small female child behind it.

Additionally they all seem to rapidly cannibalize each other and encourage each other into further destruction, cutting off the ones who become too old in favor of the young new ones who enter the community.

I mean the heavy ones though, not the people who just post them here and nothing else.

>>34320305
just sat getting high. fucking love it desu. i'm off out for another splif i love it that much

>>34320689
Just download The Crow. It gets most women hot and bothered.

>>34320650
I've been once before to an episcopalian church and I really wasn't a fan. I'm planning on going to a presbyterian church near me to try it out.

>>34320629
I know what you mean, I bite my nails down so far that I can't even open a tin of pop if I tried but I find scratches on my back, arms, belly and chest some mornings. The ones on my legs I can chalk up to toenails if I get particularly itchy during the night, but the others I have no idea about.

I hope it's not a ghost, mummy or otherwise.

>>34320692
I does seem like the majority of them seem to be tempting each other with hommosexual desires.

>>34320721
Come on lad I said not much violence.

>Drink nothing but pop all day
>Wee is crystal clear

What did my kidneys mean by this?

>>34320689
Romcoms are perfect for tempting whores. It makes it seem like you have feelings.

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>>34320650
I don't think I should pour my heart out at all. Everyone has said I should take it as a blessing and feel like I've dodged a bullet, that I should just let things happen but I'm so hurt I need the people who did this to me to know, or I need to hurt them back.
I do have steam but I find conversing in real time very difficult when I get like this

>>34320689
>she doesn't like violence
I find stuff like this kinda annoying. Mainly because I assume they are incapable of distinguishing the real from the fantasy

>>34320735
>I bite my nails down
Pic related, at least you've not mutilated your fingers

>>34320847
She has too much empathy, if she sees people get hurt in movies (or in real life) she feels like it happens to her too and gets upset. Probably a retard desu but yeah

>>34320819
Hmmm do you know any good ones? I think I'd come off as a psycho because I don't really laugh at things that normal people do.

>>34320819
>It makes it seem like you have feelings.

Psychopath or sociopath?

>>34320689
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. It is a vomit of fucking feelings and I have seen a few women cry at it.

Or any rom com really. Or that one where Gerard Butler is an Irish fella and there is an after death deluge of gifts and messages to the chick. PS. I love you. That one has worked for me in the past. Saying "awww" at the perfect moments makes it seem like you are a real person and not a defunct, emotionless husk.

>>34320689
Big Fish!
Tim burton film, lots of feels and laughs.

>>34320881
Err. The only thing that come close to that which I can name off the top of my head is The African Queen. But I doubt many women want to see Humphrey Bogart blasting one of the kaiser's ships
>>34320897
I don't know. I don't have tendencies either way.

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>>34320960
>a defunct, emotionless husk

You too, eh?
I've been seeing a therapist to try and get my feelings back. Hope its starting to work desu, Im feeling a bit more stuff now but it's under the surface of that grey, dead-inside sort of feeling you know?

>>34320960
That's not a happy romcom. It's a bit grim for the most part.

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>>34320450

This is extremely underrated

>>34318703

Drill music is so bad....

>>34320992
>it's under the surface of that grey, dead-inside sort of feeling you know?

I know exactly. I have been having counselling with this really nice woman actually. Do you know the feeling where you know exactly what you should be feeling at a particular moment, but you're just stood there wondering why you're broken and all of your feelings are numbed and dulled? She keeps saying
>Let yourself feel those feelings.

If only it was that easy.

>>34321010
>I have seen a few women cry at it.
Women love a good cry as much as a happy ending, emotion is emotion.

rewatching TTGL

why does he have to die bros

>>34320992
>>34321110
Sorry, meant to ask too. How is your therapy going? Do you get on with the Therapist person?

anyone want to see my knob?

>>34321139
No ta. mine is nicer.

>>34321110
I know exactly what youre talking about, damn.

Keep at it man, we'll get there. It might take time but there is definitely hope, I've been feeling more and more the more I work through my past shit in therapy as well as trying to get my immediate life sorted out. Good luck

>take a piss
>accidently piss on my foot
Feels bad

>>34321155
we could let the public decide

>>34321160
Good thing you were wearing shoes innit

>>34321169
No, I was wearing socks. It was not fun.

>>34321181
>wearing just socks to piss

why

>>34321191
I'm in my own house and I don't wear shoes indoors

>>34315954
https://youtu.be/aDQinQvWTXk

loitering down town baked off my tits listening to this album, know all the tracks word for word

>>34321181
>not putting on shoes when you piss

Who raised you? Kay?

>>34321160
How is you're aim that shit mate.

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>>34321112
Fuck why did you have to remind me

>>34321133
I get on with her really well because she is caring and we actually agree on a lot of things. She's wicked fucking smart though, she managed to make me cry by bringing up stuff from when I was bullied and beaten up as a kid. I didn't even notice how well she got into my head so to speak. But it wasn't in a creepy way more just that she is super fucking clever and has been doing this stuff for years.

Might be worth thinking about your past and if you've been neglected, abused etc, or bullied at school. That seems to be what caused me to 'silence' my emotions as a teenager and not allow myself to feel.

how are you guys managing to carry on with your life as usual with all the news about our politicians and monarchy's involvement with child trafficking....... im going crazy over here. is this real

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>>34320689
Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

She will love it.

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>>34320650
it is fun

animu ninja boobies as far as the eye can see

>>34321211
I've had a few beers lad.
>>34321210
Don't insult my upbringing

>>34321231
Oh boy, race fetishising brainwashing trash.
Actually fucking raging at this shit

>>34321319

Their entire marketing team consists of one shitposter on /pol/

>>34315954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWWZ-u8-9R4

Odd Future is mostly shit but Earl is one of my favourite rappers.

>>34321319
>he actually responded to it
You do realise that will just spur him on even more, right?

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>>34320992
>>34321133
did you get to see her via the NHS?

anyway it's good your getting support lad, mine was rather limited when I did get it. But I like to think it really helped, I had a NHS nurse/semi-Councillor type guy and he went basically through the same shit I did at my age. Saw him every two weeks for 6months or so, it helped me get better.

which was nice

>>34321158
>>34321214
I'm glad you're doing well mate. Sounds like you landed on your feet with her tbf. I hope you manage to get sorted. I'll be rooting for you, even though you don't know me.

Mine keeps prying into my past, not in a heavy way, just like she is testing to see if there is anything I want to say. She knows that there is something there. She's smart as fuck also and must have picked something up from stuff I have said. I know exactly what you mean about getting into your head, it's almost like she can hear my thoughts sometimes. She also made a reference to a TV show that I love and has been off the air for years, and I decided to stick with her after that.

I can't just spill my past to her though. The only person I have mentioned it to in the last 15 years is my brother and only because he went through the same thing. If I sperg out and spill to her I will be a fucking mess of a human being.

I'm getting there though lad. Trying to figure out how to at least act like a real person even if I don't feel it.

>want to get checked for autism
>too autistic to do so.
Hmmm

>>34321407
I get exactly what you mean in fact its starting to make me think we're seeing the same woman lol. Is her first name Heather?

In any case, you should try open up if you can, remember that you're paying her to help you, so you shouldn't feel ashamed if you become a blubbering mess or whatever, it will probably be good for you. I know it sounds like bullshit but if you give her as much of the picture as possible then she can start working it all through with you to help you get past it.

>>34321403
Private referral, I was treated like shit by the NHS. My dad was ex-mil, recognized my symptoms as some sort of trauma, and asked around on exmil forums for a trauma specialist who knew what they were doing.

>>34320716
Sounds v v comfy, in a similar position myself.

>>34320728
Oh excuse my ignorance but what's the difference?

>>34320847
Well, I hope you feel better soon. You're obviously not in a very comfortable position and you probably feel suffocated by your feelings at the moment but you will get better. If you ever want to vent just give me a shout!

>>34321214
wew haven't thought about kamina for a while ;_;7

Very glad to hear about you having a good counsellor, anon.
I remember the first time a counsellor 'clicked' with me, I just fucking bawled. Weird how much better you feel after though.

Not too dissimilar to frank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f6qGyeIWFQ
>>34321246
that does sound fun friendo

D'yall know what fucking time it is lads?

Motherfucking /420/.

Got a fat one baby.

>>34321395
It just made me that angry
>Yeah I can fuck any white girl cos I'm black lol

In part it makes me bad because I was in some sort of thing with a girl years back where she'd build me up then every time we'd get close to fucking she'd back off for a bit then start again (except the time she moved to a new flat and invited me over and I completely missed what was going on when she asked if I wanted to see her bed). She would go out and send me messages like
>mmm there's some really hot black guys here
Like why the fuck do I care what colour they are ya dumb slut

>>34321513
Yeah pretty suffocated. I'd thought I was already at rock bottom as well but somehow life found a way to bring me low yet again

>>34320502
are you the anon who was going to live in another anons flat while he paid for your hrt?

>>34321496
It's good your dad cares about you lad, wish my old man was still alive

the NHS seems like a fucking meme trying to get mental health support as a young male, GP's sure don't give a fuck unless people in your family start dropping off

>>34321525
It's barely even 12:15 though.

>>34321549
No

I'm pretty happy being a boy

>>34321513
The difference between Episcopalianism and Presbyterianism is the church hierarchy. Episcopalianism revolves around a primary bishop with different members of clergy surviving under him while Presbyterianism revolves around a convent of elders who are in charge of each church's doctrine. Bare in mind that this is a loose and possibly incorrect assessment.

>>34321525

I've been high since 5pm, get on my level famuel l jackson.

>>34321496
No not heather. Chloe But I must have gotten lucky because I got her through the NHS. She is actually amazing. I'll take on board what you've said though, maybe it would be good to let it all go a little bit. Maybe it would lighten the load even if I did turn into a complete blubbering buffoon for a while.

Thanks anon. I appreciate it. Good luck with Heather.

>>34321438
>thinking about getting checked for depression and anxiety

Too lazy and scared to go.

>>34321638

I know that feel, same stuff appears wrong with me.
I'm terrified to find out there's nothing wrong with me, and this is just life.

I genuinely don't think I could cope.

>>34321638

How about instead you just man up and deal with it

Or you can take SSRIs for the rest of your life, your choice.

>>34321555
Yep, either you threaten to neck yourself and look like you fucking mean it, or you don't get serious treatment at all. It's a disgrace, but the problem is that lots of over-dramatic teenagers do show up looking for attention, and unfortunately people who actually are in trouble often don't seek help.

>>34321624
Give it your best shot man, good luck with Chloe. Like you said, I'll be rooting for ya

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>>34321671
>this is just life
Nope. I used to think that way. Can confirm from talking to lots of people and doctors.

>>34321638
Go get help guys, it can get better, even if just a little bit, and that makes all the bullshit worth it

>>34321621
>I've been high since 5pm

I've been high since Friday 16th December m9.

I think I might go to bed now, lads. I'm getting a bit sleepy.

>>34321751
Have a wonderful kip lad. Enjoy the rest of your weekend

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>>34321751
>Not bedposting whilst listening to relaxing music

Get on my level.

>>34321751
Nighty night, anon. Sleep tight, don't let the asian giant hornet bite

>>34321789
I don't want to tablet or phone post because it's awful to do.
>>34321779
>>34321795
Ta very much.

>>34321751
night

going to go to bed soon too once my housemate gets the fuck out of the loo so I can piss and brush my teeth

>>34321513
yeah always comfy when stoned lad. just moving to satisfy the hunger cravings

>>34321807
you mean; brush your teeth and then piss

>he isn't listening to burzum

sort it out lads

>>34321855
>Not pissing first so you can pretend to also wash your hands after brushing

>>34321538
It's catering to what white women want. Get real, no white woman really wants a white boy when they can have a black man. Look around you; most of the mothers you see are pushing around mixed race children loool

>>34321880
>brushing your teeth with pee germs about

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>>34321861
Varg is a faggot who banned me on his comments page for triggering him

Dumbfucks , I got free Monday and Tuesday cauze some natinal celebrations , got bless Romania

>>34321861
Really got to be in the mood.
Plus the only album I REALLY like has Dunkelheit on it, which always reminds me of someone who I currently tip into a murderous rage if I think about them

>>34321900
Mate I live in the south west, niggers don't exist here

>live in a dead end northern town
>livelihood of the north used to depend on the mining industry
>when the mining strikes happened at the end of the 70's everyone become unemployed
>rampant unemployment, nothing to replace the void that was left
>no infrastructure or other industry to replace mining
>no art, culture, music
>doomed an entire generation
>unemployed absent parents bred delinquent children
>delinquent children grew up into delinquent adults and had more delinquent children
>children grow up with nothing to do with absent, uneducated and alcoholic parents
>boredom leads to crime
>crime leads to drugs
>almost the entire north is nothing but a breeding ground for drug abusing underachieving scumbags.

Southerners will never understand this feel.

>>34321902
It's your own piss, it won't kill you.

>>34321902
>>34321855
>>34321922
I actually pissed, then washed my hands and face, then brushed teeth.

>>34321861
Varg is a heretic who deserves death. He will burn in hellfire for aeons for what he has done.

>>34321940
washing your hands doesn't really get rid of the germs, you just rubbed them all over your face. piss face.

>>34321963
Piss is sterile, numpty

>>34321942
Varg is a hero. Euronymous was an edgy overrated faggot who deserved to die.

Guess what? If Euronymous hadn't talked shit about wanting to kill and/or torture Varg, then Varg wouldn't have stabbed his bitch arse to death.

Gayonymous was a fucking beta who got killed lol

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>>34321921
>live in stoke
>livelihood of the people depended on mining and pottery industry
>cheap imports kill both
>pretty much like the north

I know this feel lad.

>>34321984
>Piss is sterile
haha

>>34322001
I don't care about euronymous, even though murder is sinful. I'm referring to the church burnings.

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>>34321942
Don't stop watching porn.

>>34321984
Urine is not sterile even before it leaves the body mate.

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>>34321921
>Grandad moved the family over to Aus to raise the kids with some nature
>Dad grew up hiking, fishing and plinking on the weekend around endless bush
>Qualified as a tradie and moved back to the UK
>Met my mum and I was born in some post industrial fishing town, no jobs and nothing to do
>Had an average surburban upbringing in our rainy shithole surrounded by council houses, brown people and slavs

t-thanks dad

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>>34321942
stop worshipping christ

>>34322042
I don't watch it in the first place
>>34322062
Never

>>34322075
>christcucks

You do realise your whole love thy neighbour, muh tolerance thing is partially responsible for our current problems right?

>>34322052
>>34322023

It's a unique feel growing up as a robot in a post industrial town that was killed by globalisation where there's literally nothing to do.

I can't even go outside without being terrified that some junkie is going to stab me up for 20p in my pocket.

>>34322094
>he doesn't realise this refers to christian neighbours

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>>34322139
It does in theory, yeah. But when I see churches holding these 'interfaith services' and such I just find it disgusting. Christianity is subverted senpai.

>>34321680
I am basically. Britfeel is the only place where I even remotely open up about this stuff.

>>34322173
Their view is a bastardisation of the original Bible. I despise the pope. He is trying to hard to appear liberal.