>parents are taking me to see a prostitute so i can finally become a man
good bye /r9k/
>>34315577
you'll be backoriginal commento
Wait, your parents are??
Having sex will change nothing. See you tomorrow.
>>34315577
Nothing will change. You'll see.
>>34315577
>tfw no parents to help me lose my virginity
>in fact my mom basically contributed to me being a virgin by forcing me to do nothing but study
>>34315577
Why would you lose your wizard powers for a whore?
>>34315577
Good job Luc, finally stopping being dumb for a milisecond
Had the same experience.
>be me, 18, sex still doesnt interest me in the slightest
>19th birthday
>dad says that he has a surprise for me
>drive with him for half an hour
>"that's it anon, you see that building? Go to the second floor, you will see a half-closed door, go there"
>follow his instructions
>enter in that apartment, immediatly meet an half-naked girl
>uncomfortable as fuck, but i fuck her good
>cumming in her awakaned all my man's istincts at once
>go back to the car
>now I'm obsessed with sex
>tfw I'm a robot and my obsession is not enough to get laid
Do it only if you're 99% sure you can get laid by getting fit/working on your social skills. If you can't avoid prostitutes, they will just make you more fristrated in the long run.
>not getting your mom to help you with that herself
Like you hate fun