Name three reasons why you don't have a gf, right now.

Gucci
Versace
Vera Wang

>>34314918
I don't need a woman to validate my existence and make me happy. I'm perfectly happy on my own. Why is everyone so obsessed with getting a girl that they need to take care of and spend emotional currency on? I have enough problems maintaining my own emotional state without having to split that between me and another person.

For sex I just hire escorts, but honestly, sex is kinda boring at this point, masturbating is a lot more fun.

>I dont leave the house
>I dont talk to people
>I dont want one

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I love these Russian bimbos

I wish I was billionaire so their tits can be in my mouth

>>34314918
Live in Vienna and women here are the kind who voluntarily fuck Afghans, follow them home and dare to cry rape when he brings his 10 friends.
Massive coal burners, too.

>Wont settle for a nonvirgin
>Not in the condition to take care of someone
>don't need one

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Because there's no point dating women who are not Cara Delevingne.

>>34314918
i'm gonna get so much karma out of this at /r/pokies

I've got a wife and a girlfriend

I don't have a social circle, I only go to work and home. Also I'm not too happy with modern women and the rare good girls won't go for someone like me.

manlet
avg dick
shaved head (balding) at 20


there

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>>34314918
>Not particularly attractive
>haven't really tried beyond this one girl
>don't know if I need one right now

My instincts tell me life shouldn't be so terrible.

>>34314918
Thinking about dumping my current girlfriend because I'm her second boyfriend. She's cute and all, but knowing that another guys dick has been in her makes me feel sick.

>>34314918
I go out of my way to avoid women.
I haven't held a decent conversation with one since middle school.
I'm not the most appealing person to look at.

>fat
>awful social skills
>don't even know how to get gf

>>34314918
>women are shit
>admittedly, i didn't know what the fuck i was doing during my prime "innocent relationship" years (i'm late 20s now, and everybody is playing for keeps.)
>i refuse to socialize outside of work. i want to be a loner and also have a gf. i unironically believe that this is reasonable

>>34314918
I don't have an existential void in my life that I need to fill with physical affection and companionship, unlike most people.

>>34314918
1. I like boipussy
2. I'm holding out for a qt trap
3. I want my gf to have a boiclit

Because I don't want one. I'm not romantically or sexually attracted to women. I can acknowledge when they're attractive, since there's gorgeous women everywhere, but I don't personally feel attracted to them.

>>34314918
I'm pretty average looking, so I don't really stand out in a crowd.
I get attached too easy.
Girls don't seem to take interest in me that often, and when they do, I somehow fuck it up

1.Short
2. Nerdy
3.Pretentious

I'm married
I don't want to be divorced
My sex drive has dropped considerably over the last 3 years

>>34314918
>internet has made me only want 7/10s and up
>non social
>rather play vidya all night than go to the club
>not desperate yet

>ugly
>scared of girls
>avoid leaving house whenever possible

>I hate meeting new people
>I'm weird
>even if a girl is attracted to my looks and confidence, she will learn my true colors and will drop me asap

>>34314918
People are pretty shitty


50/50 chance I'll get Frasered and end up paying some stupid bitch most of my money for god knows how long
If I really wanted sex so badly I'd just get some prostitute or something but I'm not so keen on having my dick feel like it's on fire every time I piss. Also I tend to scare people and everyone thinks I'm some sort of serial killer or something.

>>34314918

I like to be alone, and even when i go out i don't meet chicks.
I'm studying at home for this year (went back to school).
I think it'll go better when i'll go to college.

i don't have friends to go out with
i need my parents to drive me to therapy(pt and gym)
i'm crippled legs can move just mostly on wheelchair

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>don't want one
>don't need one
>too busy trying to make myself a better person

>ugly
>boring
>no friends

>>34314918
I hate women
I have a desire to hurt them
Women are not really people

>>34314918

>Can't be bothered with women atm
>Drop spaghetti all the fucking time
>still live with my mother

>>34314918
I'm weird
I'm not particularly handsome
I don't feel worthy of women or sex, no matter how badly I want it

>>34314969

those tits look as hard as a rock

full disclosure: I've never touched tits

1. social anxiety
2. don't try to get one
3. weird in a way that's repellant to
women

>>34315054

The minimum is 6 inch dick, 6 feet tall, 6 figure income.

if you don't have this you might as well not even try

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>>34316329
Fake boobs aren't all that bad. If done right, it's better than small boobs

>>34316329
Silicone is actually pretty soft and comfy feeling

>>34314918
im ugly
most females seem to dislike me personally
females hate poor people

>>34316370
>>34316362

idk, I'm a boob man and have a hard time watching porn with women that have fake tits. They seem so stiff with no bounce at all.

I'm not a lesbian.
It is sinful to be a lesbian.
I feel no inclination towards lesbianism.

>>34316430
They don't move quite right because implants have a fixed shape to them whereas normal boobs can be squished around more
But the feeling is great
Maybe I'm getting used to it but I don't even think they look THAT alien anymore
https://m.xhamster.com/movies/3131808/huge_fake_tits_masturbation.html

These are nice

>>34314918
I'm overweight. I've fluctuated quite often between being 150-170 and over 200 pounds in the past ten years. I'm now back up to 230 at 5'11 height. Girls no longer find me physically appealing and that's probably what's holding me back. I used to have social anxiety but working in retail/customer service has helped me to tackle it. I'm also on antidepressants and that helps with my anxiety quite a bit. Unfortunately, many people gain weight on antidepressants.

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>autism
>generally not trying
>NEET

Im short
Im poor
Im a loser

The one I'm in love with doesn't want me.
I can't fall out of love and meet new people.
I'm boring.

>>34316511

idk, I guess I'd have to get a test drive with each to know what I like more. Don't know if that'll ever happen though.

>>34314918

My body
My personality
My bank account

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>>34314918
>she will cheat on you
>expensive as fuck
>you can kiss your freedom,privacy,friends, hobbies,goals and dreams goodbye with a girlfriend especially if you get her pregnant.

>>34316362

Fake boobs are great as long as the bottom half is at least partially covered

>>34315431

If you don't want her give her my number.

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>>34316725
No they're fine

>>34316659
Escorts bro
Make it a Christmas treat for yourself this year

>social incompetance
>no friends
>have no excuse to leave the house

Gfs do not grow on trees.

I only need one reason, I don't want one.

>shy
>feel ugly
>dont go out the house besides work
>depressed

>Everyone's super obese here
>Everyone's personality is shit
>I've met foreigners from Japan that seem to be more interested in my personality than others here and actually appreciate my intelligence and mathematical prowess.

bonus: I'm literally too intelligent for most people in pretty much every school I've been to. Anyone as smart as me here hated my guts for being 'too immature' while acting fucking stuck-up.

bonus2: most girls here don't play video games. the one's I've met from Japan are, but they're gone now...

Don't go outside, like at all
I'm mentally ill
High standards

> I'm in a new city and don't know many people
> I'm pretty autistic. People generally like me and at my best I'm fairly charismatic but as you get to know me you start to discover all the weird stuff
> I'm in a fuckbuddy psuedo-relationship atm and I'm too loyal to go chasing an actual gf at the same time, even though this can only end in tears for me

I think I'll do online dating once the thing I'm in atm falls apart (and it will) but I'm in my 30s now, spent my 20s in long-term relationships, and I think true love has been and gone

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I'm poor, I'm short, I'm Chinese.

>>34317095
>I'm literally too intelligent for most people
>:hated my guts for being 'too immature'

Sounds like you're too immature for most people, not too intelligent.

>I never chase girls/sex
>I spent my youth alone and never learnt how to deal with male/female dynamics
>I have no value to women

I would make a terrible bf desu senpai

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>>34314918
Simple as fuck
>I am a lying piece of shit
>Extremely narcissistic, i would legit whisper her "i am the alpha in this relationship" on our wedding day
>I care more about Dota2, Drugs, my astronomy education and my business.

Easy
>balding
>manlet
>autist

>Live with my mother in my 30s
>No job/money
>Ugly and shy

I could go on

>>34314918

Balding 30 year old virgin
Scared of women
No drivers license

>>34314918

I'm 5'6"
I'm white
I'm ugly/a loser

>>34317095
>here, here, here
Where's here?

>>34314918

> spent 1 year of school on a hospital bed

> romantic

> dominant personality

>>34317845
Checked all those boxes and I had a few, including at this age, but I always fuck it up. I'm from europe.

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>>34314918
>No social skills
>Doesn't know how to socialize
>Does things that make people want to go away from me

>>34314918
But I have a gf.

My three reasons to visit /r9k/
>I was a KHV robot until few months ago, not even "le 21y/o forever alone xD", was on my way to wizardhood
>It was funny before it got filled with femanons. Sadly this board gives them too much attention, myself included prior to gf, it's the curse of sexually deprived people.
>lmaoing @ other losers now that I'm objectively superior to all of you.

>Never made a first move
>No hobbies worth talking about
>Average face at best

>>34317917
>Spent one year of school in a hospital bed

Explain

>>34314918
i never leave my room
i never talk to anyone
my self loathing is too strong to allow people close to me

>>34314918
>Balding
>skinny fat
> no social life

>>34314918
Haven't ever met a girl I could be actually comfortable with.

I'm pretty beta but I could easily click with a girl if I actually had interest in her.

Also my social circles consists of male that don't know any girls so that's that.

>>34318014
Was fucking around at home. Age 12 or 13, don't remember. Tried to do a forward roll, miscalculated, cracked my vertebrae. I could walk, but I had to lay down for them to heal correctly

>>34317867

>women don't like white guys

what?

>>34314918
1. My spaghetti falls out when I try to talk to women
2. I don't leave the house unless I have to
3. I don't have a cell phone

>>34318110
So how does any of the reasons you posted prevent you from having a gf? More girls like dominant romantic men then submissive men.

>>34314918

I'm too much of a pussy to put in effort and have no reason to think any girls would say yes if I asked them out

I'm a 5'4 manlet

I have very bad social anxiety

Shitskin
Manlet
Autistic

>>34314918
Poor
Manlet
Ugly

>>34318181
The year out of school made me asocial.

My romantics are basically... Sexual submission. I can't date two girls at once.

My domination is creepy and subtle, I try to enforce my hobbies on the girl, but fear of loss makes me overcompensate in all other departments.

Knowing all this and that changing it will kill the old me is very very scary. And angry.

>>34314918
lazy
ugly
not healthy

>>34314918
1. Because women aren't worth it
2. Because I'm a sperg with no clue how to talk to women
3. Because I'm an ugly 5'6 manlet

>introverted
>poor social skills
>rarely talk to people except family and a handful friends

I don't like myself
Nobody likes me
I've never tried to get one

>>34318181
you'd think so, but no. Women like a man they can control. Sometimes priorities shift, but generally its what they want the most.

>>34318269
Just become a sub, you're much more likely to get a gf if you have social skills and aren't a Chad faggot. As for the domination part just try not being an over obsessive sperg. In other words, chill out and let your girlfriend be her.

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>ugly (1/10)
>idiot
>poor beta-family

>>34314918

>manlet skelly
>ugly
>social autist

>>34315007
thats a man, dude
>made in england at the bottom of foot
>lion in finger
>13
>DD

There's only one reason, I'm afraid.

I was a kissless virgin til age 21 when I dated and eventually got cucked by my first serious gf.

In the two years since then, I've completely retreated from getting close to women that I'm romantically/sexually interested in and have repeatedly self sabotaged instances where women have shown unprovoked interest in me. It's been so long since I've had sex or even kissed a girl or anything else at this point that I'm just straight up terrified of intimacy and its uncertainty, putting myself out there etc.

I'm not a complete wreck about not having a gf but I get fearful that I won't ever allow it to happen again.

>>34314966
Translation: too autistic.

>asian
>manlet and average looking at best
>socially awkward and avoidant

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>>34314918
1. No girls have asked me out.

2. I'm too "weird".

3. 2D is superior.

>black
>not thug
>AvPD

>>34314918
Oh I'll give you more than 3, OP

>I have a tiny dick
>Tinder is too degenerate to use (and the only girls on there are degenerates themselves)
>I fucking hate nightclubs because I'm too square and awkward
>I look like a pleb
>I smell bad
>I always get flustered and act all retarded when I'm near a girl
>Whenever I'm talking to a girl, I can't get the thought out of my head that no matter what I do, even if I get her into my bed, she's still going to eventually find my cock too small and it's gonna be embarrassing as fuck desu senpai

>>34314918
>don't want one
>severely avoidant
>I am not appealing

>I'm ugly
>I've got acne
>I'm socially retarded

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>>34314918
>too much work
>too much money
>not enough sex to make it worth the work and money

I'm disabled
I have no confidence
I I have no filter and will say things that can offend people or make them think I'm creepy

>>34316329
>full disclosure: I've never touched tits

lel kek orijinal jej

>Very specific standards; very hard for me to be really attracted to a girl

>Antisocial in uni

>Not very attractive myself. 6.5/10 at best

>>34314918
1. Not looking for one
2. Ugly
3. Don't go out a lot

>Looks (flat, yellow teeth; acne on face and body; brown eyes; feminine lips)
>Aspergers (shy, difficulty making eye contact, cussing, saying "um" "uh", weird interests)
>White (no BBC)

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>>34314918
I'm
>Ugly
>Stupid
>Boring
That was easy.

Small dick
Boring
25 and live with parents

>>34320460
You just made me very self aware

I want to die

>friendless
>NEET
>robot

>>34314918
i only have one reason, im gay

1. too much of a wimp to ask anybody out
2. skinny fat and not especially attractive
3. poor social skills
4. shut in - no hobbies atm

>Manlet
>Fucked in the head
>Manlet

Can someone give me some advice about whether I should try to get a gf or not?

I don't really feel like getting a gf, but the older I become, the harder it's going to be to get a good girl. I imagine it will already be challenging now, so I don't want to make it even harder.

Start trying or nah? I don't want to end up with a single mom.

>>34314918
Fat
Short
Ugly
Although I guess fat already means ugly, so I'll also go with paranoid.

>>34315431
This virgin obsession is one of the most autistic things on Earth. You really want someone that is clueless?

>>34316500
All the hormones in the world still won't make you a woman anon.

>>34314918
pussy
lazy
fat

I don't go outside
I don't care about dating
I have give up on life

1. I'm ugly
2. I'm in bad shape
3. I'm balding

Manlet
Boring
Shit at talking to girls I'm interested in

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>short
>Ugly
>Small dick

The unholy trinity