Femanons, how many beta orbiters do you have, and why?

>>34312591
2

they make me feel better

Zero. I don't want any beta orbiters.

>>34312591
5.
>They make me feel better
>I think it's hot that they want me but can't have me
>As backups

I don't really want to use them as backups desu, I mean they're really beta lol. But if the worst comes to the worst I'll do it. I mean I'll still fuck other men on the side but at least I'll be taken care of.

>>34312892

Do you feel guilty or do you think it's entirely their fault to not see they're being misleaded ?

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None because I'm uggo

>>34312943
Why would I feel guilty? They're just beta males. It's not like they're people or anything lol. It's like asking me if I feel sorry for eating beef.

Remember kids females never lie for pity or attention

none because i'm terrible company

>>34313544
Pics to determine this please thank you

>>34313578

I can see you're a frustrated man, a girl is always empathetic, even if her behaviour don't match.

>>34313578
You sound like a beta female.

no one talks to me other than on 4chan

zero. black, fat, socially autistic, have never made any guy feel as if he can just b himself around me.

0. I don't even talk to anybody except for the occassional imageboard post.

>>34313681
i would love to orbit you,
like a small moon around a big planet

>>34313578
Nice bait,right there.

>>34312845
That's a good attitude to have.

around 60 at this point
feelsgood to be wanted

>>34313957
>60
What exactly makes you so desirable?

>>34313957
oh yeah,that is TOTALLY believable.

>>34313937
I don't need your approval.

>>34313982
my physical appearance, can't think of another reason betas orbit girls

>>34314019
You can't just say that without at least providing a description, or telling us what stands out about you.

>>34314076
ok well
>short brown hair
>green eyes
>5'
>85-ish pounds
i can't think of anything that actually stands out about me tho

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Two,
>Adrian is funny to hang out, has a disability with his spine, is adorable and i actually like him.
>Fag pic related is an obnoxious "normal", stupid stray dog who constantly flirts with me even with a gf at home. I wanna teach that stupid prick a lesson, you can't cheat on your gf if you have no personality at all.

>>34313957
Well, shit, I don't think anyone will be able to top this.

>>34313982
You're like a little kid
Watch this

Graham's number

0 why the hell would I want some bootlicking supplicant stalking my completely anonymous internet presence? Most of you use facebook to get your (you)s and upboats pathetic hypocrites.

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>>34313957
I think OP wasn't asking about how many men are trapped in your gravitational field

>>34312591
Zero, because I'm an autistic shitlord who promptly calls people out on their shit and informs all dudes that they're wasting their time if I notice them to be falling for me etc.

I actually don't have the time or patience to mommy some random dude's emotions.

how do you get beta orbiters?

asking for a friend

>>34312591
zero.
I got rid of them all over a year ago because im toxic to anyone that tries to care about me.
It's easier to stay to myself and not hurt the people i dont have to.

>>34314678
Be cute and entertain the thought of dating the dudes and what not, remember to be totally casual about not knowing that the dude was into you ecks dee.

Alternatively, be cute and talented and incredible enough to make guys desire you so much that they'll settle for a small chit chat with you, after you deny them of that they'll be hooked. You can get pretty much anything from them when you're that "amazing".

Other remarkable things that guys can't help but orbit: girls who are stylish and kinda nonchalant in a specific way that they aren't aware of how amazing they really are, even though people keep telling them how fucking brilliant they are.

Alternatively, kill yourself because you actually desired one.

>>34314009
You need mine though, but you're not getting it. Deal with it, toots.

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>>34314653
>pssssh, you're just wasting your time kid...

>>34314142
So you can cheat when you do have a personality? Good to know.

>>34313544
i'll orbit u friend

>>34314653
So cute. I'd choke you till you pass out when I'm fucking your autistic ass. Then I'll give you a little kiss, because I'm emotional like that.

Zero
I don't know, how do you even get those?

>>34314917
>trying this hard to sound dominant

>>34312591
None, why would I? That would be unfair to them.

A guy tried to orbit me but I didn't like him so I rejected him clearly, now he has a gf so it's all good

>>34314947
Keep speaking in meme arrows, sperg, that'll show me.

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>>34314917
this probably sounded better in your head

>>34314937

it's easy, you can count me as one if you want!

>>34314142
It's another Roastie cunt who likes to laugh at disabled people and call them "adorable" FUCK YOU. And don't say the other guy has no personality you are a woman. You have no fucking personality

I have about 20 orbitters right now but not all are willing to send money :(

>>34313578
Confirmed for male. Why you larping robot?

>>34314976
Cool! I have now 1 orbiter ^.^

>>34314142
>He's adorable and I actually like him
>but hehe keep orbiting me so that I can seem progressive for having a disabled friend while also using him as a human pillow

kys
I hope the "fag" kidnaps you and turns you into a fuckslut in his rape dungeon

>>34312591
man i really want to be a female. just for the constant affection and good feelings

im not talking about girl(male) here.

>>34312845
It's because you're ugly and the proof is because you have found this board.

>>34315081
>men wanting to trick you into letting you use your body for gratification is a good thing

male logic

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>>34314965
It wasn't me replying to you, but uhm, you know, you sure spooked me huh lad.

none
I dont talk to anyone and no one would want to talk to me

>>34315102
you're like a fat decadent aristocrat complaining about being too stuffed to a starving peasant

I just realized I might be a beta orbiter like you guys. She ditched me once already and came back again but it's not the same. I really don't know what to do, I feel like I'm being toyed by her. What the fuck do I do?
Break contact?

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ITT: Neckbeards pretending to be female

>2 active ones
I could have up to 5 if I start talking to pervious ones.

I don't like it though. I can't handle having conversations with people anymore and I always feel bad that I'll never feel the same way back. I've been acting like a ghosting bitch for 2 years and they're still trying.

>>34312591
One, his name is Philip, my childhood friend.
It's not like I don't like him, but he's a bit too young for me (3 years younger) and I think that this "orbiting" is just a phase, I mean, he's a guy so it's pretty natural for him for fall for a girl, but he'll soon realize that we can't date or anything like it because we are already friends and he needs to focus on girls his age.
So I let him orbit me because I don't want to turn him down and hurt him, he's my best male friend and we are friends since 2006.

>>34315195
Betas speaking for the girls they orbit.

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Any fembots want to add another beta to their orbit? I need a new girl to orbit :\

>>34315131
i'll talk to you
but i'm very boring

>>34315359
I'm more boring. Trust me anon it'll be an awkward interaction where we email back and forth a handful of times before one of us realizes it's not going anywhere and never responds, leaving the other feeling shitty but not surprised.

>>34315358
Why would anyone want to be an orbiter? Legit question

Zero. Unless you count the mentally ill/developmentally challenged/lonely clients I work with who don't have much of a concept of professional/client relationships. If you count those 4.

>>34315399
[email protected]
i have nothing to lose

>>34315400
>Boredom
>Loneliness
>Get minor amounts of validation from pretty girls in exchange for doing stuff for those girls

>>34313578
Confirmed male. You're bad at this.

I get plenty that come and go. A lot leave because they can't handle constantly being cucked, which I understand, it just really sucks that it's hard to have actual male friends.

I don't ever have female friends, it just doesn't work out for multiple reasons. If I do, it lasts under a year. Every. Time.

Right now my beta circle is a little low, but it's mainly because I've been really reserved and quiet lately. I'd say four people in real life, two online.

These guys I talk to and consider friends for the most part, especially online. I don't just let guys puppy-dog follow me around, it's bothersome and kind of sad.

I'm currently in a long-term relationship with a previous beta cuck. Sometimes I think it might've been a mistake because of how many insecurities he has and how easy it is to upset him without doing anything. He's incredibly sweet and we mesh very well together and I can honestly say I love him, which is really hard for me to do.

>>34314624
underrated orrriiiiggggiinnnal

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>>34314855
Yes, I saved your life with that Information, you're welcome.
>>34314995
>>34315056
>"hurr durr he's disabled so he deserves our pity, poor of him I'm TriGGered lol"
I think you both are wrong, this is not tumblr or Reddit. And Adrian doesn't give a fuck about that, why would you? So keep your moral shit to yourselves, he's aware of his condition and he's comfortable enough with me to share his feelings. He's adorable because he hugs me a lot, too bad you're both undesirable beings.

>>34315400
I'd rather being an orbiter than being a boyfriend.
No responsibilities at all with the girl, actually, if you start drifting away she'll cling more into you and the rewards would probably be bigger.
Plus you can play slave with a bunch of other girls, making them feel superior and getting little rewards.

>>34315554
>Roastie getting toasty
kek

Anyway the reason why you are a whore is because your using him for validation, on the promise that you MAY date him eventually. Nobody cares if he's a fucking cripple, I care that your using his status as a cripple for self validation while leading him on.

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This thread is getting off track, so I'll append the OP with another question.

If you have or have had beta orbiters, what's the cruelest thing you've ever done to them?

>>34312591
None. I thought I might have had one when I added someone from here but now he has a LDR with a girl overseas and they Skype call all the time and he ignores me. I think it's okay to say we are friends.

I think I just don't put myself out there. I don't want to look for friends on /soc/ because it's full of porn and I don't want that kind of stuff... I don't play online games and I'm not a very interesting person, but I've been told I look okay.

I don't want guys to flirt with me or try to meetup, but I think when guys think I'm cute they talk to me and respond right away and we can have good conversations because he's actually making an effort. Sometimes I get lonely and just want someone to message since I don't have friends I can text at random.

>>34315896
this is very sad anon, hope you find that special someone to orbit you

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>>34315672
>being this triggered over a stranger
>looking for validation defending a stranger from the evil roastie
>on r9k

Dawg, neck yourself.

>>34315896
>but now he has a LDR with a girl overseas and they Skype call all the time and he ignores me
He'll come crawling back soon enough.
For /soc/ you just need to look for the threads labelled 'clean'

>>34315950
in my school "neck yourself" means to slap the back of your neck in a painful way. Usually it was someone else doing the "necking". You don't know how cringey it is to hear people using it instead of "kill yourself" or "hang yourself"

>>34315896

I'm more or less in the same situation. Do you have a throwaway mail or something ? As this point, I just wanna talk.

>>34315554
You laugh at someones disability behind their back. That's not cool roastie that's not cool

>>34316104
I can make one but one question - how old are you anon?

>>34316128
She mentioned he has a disability. Not sure how that translates to laughing at him. Are you an overly sensitive, triggered, SJW?

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>>34316005
>>34316128
Kewl, ill send him this thread captions later, he will feel flattered.

>>34316167

23.

Originial blablablabla

what do femanons think of girls who collect orbiters? do you hate them?

>>34316224
Oh okay and one more, do you have KIK?

My 'beta orbiters' are all professors. I have like five of them. Good people to have on your side when you're in college. I'm hoping my quality of beta orbiters transfers into the job market.

>>34316249

I don't know what it is, a phone app ?
Well if it's free i can download it I guess.

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>>34315950
How am I defending the cripple? I'm just making making sure that the roastie knows she's human scum and that she will be the first to go when the beta revolution occurs.

>>34313760
LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD
>LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD

>>34316283
Yes. My laptop is very old now and crashes a lot from Skype and I just like the KIK app more. If you make one my throwaway is [email protected]

I have a skype group with mixed genders, pretty evenly split. I do not know if any males in this chat could be considered orbiters.
I have a bf.
And 1 guy who, I guess, could be considered an orbiter since he has some unresolved feelings for me. But we were drug buddies.

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>be me
>have a few male friends
>2 are quite close
>one is a sociable, likeable, dorky guy and we see each other purely as friends
>the other one, fuck me sideways
>tries to get me to watch Sword Art Online
>"it's so good"
>tried to ask me out to go see Inferno with him
it is now a running joke between everyone that I don't have time for movies
>whenever I and the other guy touch or even laugh he looks like he's about to chin a cunt
>to any incorect figure of speech that everyone understood anyway replies with "actually ..."
>tells me about some meme I knew already, didn't tell him so I wouldn't dissapoint him
>"yeah I saw it on 9gag"
>mfw I'm probably the first female friend he's ever had
>probably thinks I must be attracted to him
>won't take a hint
Why are you robots like this? Why do you see females as objects and get mad when they don't want you? Have you ever thought that you're the problem?
inb4 I'm projecting, fuck you

>>34315807
>If you have or have had beta orbiters, what's the cruelest thing you've ever done to them?

Did not reciprocate when he said he liked me. Told him I did not have feelings for him despite his insistence that I did. Told him the qualities and lifestyle choices that made him excluded from consideration for any sort of dedicated partnership.

I have zero beta orbiters at this time. I think I am the beta orbiter.

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>>34316305
>she's scum xD
I am, you happy?, I have the unconditional love from my dear friend and I appreciate it. But now, let me wonder, how many girls will hug you and hang out with you this week? Kek, you're sailing in dried seas, faggot. Try harder.

/r9k/ is now officially dead.

F

>>34316424
why do you continue to talk and be """friends""" with him if he's such a horrible person?

oh i know, you love the attention and get off on making him feel like shit

takes two to get in these types of situations. a weak beta male and a sociopath teasing manipulative bitch

>there are people who make people like them and use this to make themselves feel better
don't you feel really mean thou, i had a girl who was really into me at one point (don't worry it was like grade school) but i wasn't into her so i just told her and made it very clear that i didn't feel that way about her and didn't want anything from her. i can't imagine how much worse it would have been had a strung her along or played with her desires. she would be very upset and i would have hurt someone. how can you do that without feeling really awful

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>>34312591
I have 3.. I'm really shy, nerdy, and I post a lot of Zelda/DragonballZ related images, and now I have 3 guys following me irl. They know that there are other orbiters; that's how I keep them in line, by making them jealous of eachother.

>>34316517
>how can you do that without feeling really awful

they delude themselves into believing they aren't doing anything wrong, it's all his fault

they're basically acting like dindonuffing niggers

>>34316367

Sent

Origingingial

>>34316482
He'd be a good friend if he wasn't such a fucking beta, I know we have a lot of common interests but it's fucking impossible to hold a conversation with him

And I actually feel sorry for him beacuse if I don't talk to him then he's all alone all the time

I want a friend, not an orbiting beta, it's his fault for not seeing me as just a friend

>>34316258
How did that happen? It's funny to think about.

>>34316457
Probably 2. Starting College on Wednesday so hoping that number goes up a bit, been doing self-improvement and shit

It's great that you have "unconditional love" from a friend, but what makes you scum is that you are using him on the promise that maybe you will let him bang your pootang. If you let him know that you only see him as a close friend and that there's no chance for a relationship and he will still give you unconditional love then that's and I'm happy for you. But you can't call it "unconditional love" if the entire condition of him loving you is your promise that maybe you'll fuck him one day.

>>34316424
>be lonely awkward guy
>never shown any love by anyone except maybe family and a close bro or two
>some girl is nice to me all the sudden and wants to be my friend
>maybe this is my chance to find love
>ask her out
>she says no
>find out her saying no is now a joke among her friends
>oh well at least i still have friend
>maybe can talk memes to friend
>they give me this ugly look and say "no i don't know that one"
>she obviously doesn't like memes
>fuck me memes is all i know
>she jokes and laughs and gives hugs to other guys while i am there too
>wish i could be funny and have hugs
>start to look sad
that is it he has never had love or female attention so now that you gave him a little he was really excited

>>34316598
you gotta drop him ok. he can't stop wanting to love and he isn't going to learn you aren't going to give it to him cause you are the closest he has probably ever gotten. i think you know this and that you like it that he is so happy to see you, it makes you feel good like you can bring joy into someones life. however he is only going to get angrier and more bitter if you keep doing that

>>34316598
you seem to find him repulsive, so i just seriously don't believe you when you say he could be a 'good friend'. how do you have common interests with him yet you don't seem to hang around with him because he's such a beta? how the fuck does that work?

you just want someone for attention and to bully, just admit it.

>>34316759
I'm not some attention starved cunt, and how the fuck do you mean it doesn't work? I could talk to him about plenty of topics, even fucking memes when it comes to it, but he's a beta and can't talk to people, what's not logical in this?

>>34316897
how many times have you been in these types of situations where some beta guy friend of yours is half in love with you

>>34312892
>>34313578
Bitch eat shit and die
I dedicate this song to you
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A5TsjmaycsQ

>>34314121
That's not how you describe yourself you brainless fuck.

Tell me how big or how nice your ass is
Tell me how big your tits are

Anything else is just a plus

Worst femanon here. I used to have around 50 orbiters, but it gets hard to talk to them all at once so I cut it down to 20. I often switch out orbiters, though. I get bored of one and just find another. It's easy because I'm conventionally attractive. Do I feel bad? No, of course not. The world still spins.

>>34316949
this is the first time I have male friends if it's so relevant

I'm half in love too, didn't stop me from talking to them or being unable to form a sentence, you just have to fucking know your limits and be careful what you say and do

>>34315315
If I was him I would never talk to you again

>>34317088
why do you continue talking to someone who is half in love with you then? so he trips up words and doesn't know his limits? you really can't find someone else who shares interests who isn't in love with you?

you can't reshape his mind, so just stop talking to him. you won't though, because you like the attention

>>34313760
c-cool. will you see sutcliffe jugend with me?

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>>34317059
>ywn be an attractive female and gather a large group of orbiters to use as your personal militia
FUCK

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Zero
I stop talking to and avoid any guys that start to act thirsty and I don't have an interest in.

I don't particularly like other girls who keep them around and pretend they don't know the guy is an orbiter.

>>34317213
Would you stop instisting that I want attention? Who hurt you dude? You keep coming back to this when it's not the case at all

And if there was someone else with same interests we'd already be friends

You can now stop giving me attention since I'm such a bullying manipulative bitch, sorry to hurt your beta brother's feeling but he's doing it to himself

>>34316476
>not knowing it's just a ton of fags Rping
Come on now anon. You're smarter than this.

>>34314868
Got any contact info?

>>34312591
0 because people following you is horrible. I pefer that people dont find my life interesting

>>34317451
>posts on r9k
>is surprised that betas post here who have oribted girls before
>asks why robots are like this in her original post
>gets bitchy and won't accept partial responsibility for getting into the situation in the first place

why are you even posting on this board

>>34317506
i have a skype it's jfl404

like 7, cos im insecure as fuck and it pleases me to have dumb men to manipulate

I wonder how many of you females are into black guys.

>>34313957
>All of the people on my Skype friendslist are orbiters
Kill yourself

>>34317506
>>34317829
pls respond please and thank you

>>34312892
You sound like a real bitch t_b+h.

>>34315807
made him fall for me even more till he considered moving to my city. he flew over to visit and then i blocked him on my phone, subsequently breaking his heart lol

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>mfw "femanons" are tricking themselves into thinking they have an army of beta orbiters, meanwhile these guy don't give two shits about them

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>>34313578
You monster!
DDDIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

two

one is my ex and one is a guy I've friendzoned like...10 years ago.

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I have no orbiters. I cut anyone out if I don't enjoy their company or get anything out of it, or find them boring. I usually can't keep male friends since they get feelings, and it gets annoying. Or I just get bored of them.

>tfw you don't really have any orbiters
I guess I'm a failure at being a girl on the internet, some random guy I added from here on skype the other day was saying I shouldn't complain about drugs being expensive because I could just get money from anyone I wanted by being a girl. I wish it was that easy.

>>34318164
You can get drugs just for being a girl though, show up to any party (you'll be let in because you're a girl), and go over to the drug area and there's no doubt they'll share.

>>34318298
Oh, that's a pretty good idea actually. Maybe I should go to the pub and get some single serving friends to speak to, go to a party and get some free drugs using them. That's still not as easy as it's made out to be though.

>>34318164
It is that easy even for boys who pretend to be girls you just aren't applying yourself.

>>34316429
Killing them with brutal honesty, anon? I like that.

>>34318362
Tell me how to do it without whoring myself out and losing self-respect then. I've gotten a lot of free stuff from friends but always other girls and not beta orbiters, I get bored of those too fast and throw them in the trash.

>>34317059
What exactly is so attractive about you? Serious question.

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>tfw you are too ugly and boring to have orbiters
i can't even get attention from thirsty betas, i actually am a waste of space

>>34317836
How do you manipulate them, anon? I'm curious.

>>34318077
Holy fuck, that's savage. Kudos to you.

>>34316531
So it's like a beta orbiter competition for you then? Kinda reminds me of a harem anime.

>>34312591
0

I'm not attractive and my personality is shitty. Also I'm a fat NEET.

>>34316424
You have this idea of a guy you want already in your head to where anyone who doesn't meet those standards is a beta male orbiter. You're the fucking problem, you can't even be honest and save him the trouble of embarrassing himself.

Also, Inferno may be shit but at least he has tastes other than capeshit, even though he's a pleb.

>>34318389
It seems the best way to reach some sort of mutual understanding, although I am not sure how to attend to their feelings.

>>34316598
You think you deserve friends with the way you perceive people? FUCK OFF

Why don't you just have female friends?

>>34317829
I took a screenshot. I haven't logged into skype for two years so we'll see if I can recall the password

>>34316628
I just get along well with old people. People my own age? Not so much. But old people! I'm part of a professor/lab tech/university staff drinking group comprised of old guys of retirement age. We have a corner in a local pub every Tuesday and Friday. 22 yo F.

>>34317358
I fucking lost it, holy shit

>>34318604
ok cool thank you

>>34318598
Lel it sounds like she perceives people fine. Maybe you're too empathetic. It's nice being a girl who sees people how they are.

>>34318154
>Tfw I'm over my ex so this isn't about me
Feels good

>>34318435
I fit the "cool, mysterious, a little edgy" trope. I have a thin waist, above average chest and ass, my face isn't hideous. I'm "not like other girls" yet, if you go on the internet, we're all the same. Look the same, act the same. We all have the same motives.

>>34318647
find it you idiot

>>34318682
I'm literally the least empathetic person here, all people have potential though is the way I see it. If you're not willing to build someone up, why are you willing to drag them down?

>>34318744
It's creepy that you know that but still do it. Just be a human and not a boring fuckdoll.

>>34318769
>least empathetic person here
>talking shit against a girl for her attitude towards people
Lmao. Yeah right. Why do you care so much about random losers you'll never even meet? Unless you self-identify with them or something.

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Ok, have you ever made out with your orbiters? I need to know.

Zero.
I am too autistic to keep them and too autistic to care when they drift away to orbit the next 3/10 that shares their interests.

>>34318820
I'm not 'talking shit' I'm telling the truth. She thinks 'betas' are the problem when she can't even be honest with them or herself. You can't act like he's shit then feel bad for him, it doesn't work that way. It's contradictory. Why does she need dude friends? What's so special about guys that she needs to be friends with them?

>>34318835
Don't get your hopes up, bruh

>>34318939
But why care about honesty with the beta males if you can get something from them or have fun with them?

>>34318962
No, I'm asking because I've made out with the girl I'm orbiting, but I still don't FEEL the FEELINGS I want to FEEL from here. It just feels like something isn't there.

>>34318966
At least you're telling the truth, i applaud that. This bitch isn't, she's lying to herself, is my point

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everytime you are being an orbiter you are grooming narcissism.

stop ruining the world faggots

>>34319000
Sex doesn't need feelings, sex is just sex, bro

Stop putting the pucci on the pedestal

>>34315487
>being this innocent
>thinks that woman don't view men are utility cannon fodder

>>34318966
that anons point is that she's deluding herself. if you want to be a cunt and just collect orbiters, go right ahead, at least you know what you're doing. the other femanon is just an idiot and wants what she can't have

>>34319011
>>34319085
She didn't seem very dishonest in the one post of hers I read, but who cares if she is. You care too much about honesty generally speaking.

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>>34319056
I don't want sex, I want a partner...

>>34319127
That's probably because I'm an honest person, I see no point in deluding yourself into getting what you want. I don't do it with other things in my life, I'm not gonna do it with people.
>>34319128
Why? It literally makes no difference, love doesn't actually exist

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None because I avoid social media. Thank fuck.

>>34319235
Why do you have to delude yourself? It's easy to be dishonest without doing that. She didn't seem delusional either.

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So far the top beta orbiter rankings are
>1. 60 beta orbiters >>34313957
>2. 50 beta orbiters >>34317059
>3. 20 beta orbiters >>34317059
>4. 7 beta orbiters >>34317836
>5. 5 beta orbiters >>34312892
Do we have any more contenders out there?

>>34319252
She actually does, she wants dude friends like they're special to have. The difference between dudes and females is the reason they can't be friends. On top of that she wants Alpha males around her when all males become betas for the 'right girl' though I don't believe in this 'right girl' others may. That kid is damn near autistic, not just beta and it's a shame she has to not tell him the truth, it's sad to see.

>>34319343
It seems like a difference of perspective and opinion, if that is how it is, not any delusions. Maybe you are the delusional one if you think a different view has to be because someone is being dishonest and deluding themselves.

Sometimes girls get mad at me for not giving them attention.

Feels good to not be a beta orbiter.

I feel bad for you fagbois that beta orbit r9k celebrities, eliza, erica, some other random whore. You guys should just kill yourselves.

>>34319424
Whatever, maybe, either that or I'm right

>>34319558
I don't know any of those ho's

>>34312591
0

because i have a shit personality and cant carry a conversation, even beta orbiters have standards ;_;

None. I don't talk to people.

>>34319704
I do because I wanna watch films with a gril, that's the only reason which would in turn get her interested in film. I want more grils to get into film passed capeshit and blockbusters.

>>34319759
>>34319704
I mean as long as they're pretty and not fat anyway

Fat people disgust me. Ugly people remind me of me

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anybody /reverse cuck orbiter/ here?
tick tock, roastie

>>34319958
It's not called "reverse cuck"

It's called Cuckquean

>>34315487
>A lot leave because they can't handle constantly being cucked
hey that'd be me. I only ever orbited a girl once though. She got really mad that I left stupid roastie she knew exactly what was going on

>>34315487

>A lot leave because they can't handle constantly being cucked

Then they aren't really betas. Betas are so fucking desperate they rather be cucked than left alone

>>34319558
>Sometimes girls get mad at me for not giving them attention.
truly the best feeling

This girl I know is trying to groom me into one. She nearly got a friend of mine. Then I started ignoring her and changed the power dynamic. It's a weird cycle.. She's always going out of her way to talk to me but when I start to pay her the slightest bit of attention, she ends the convo. So I ignore her and she gets annoyed, tries to get my attention. So I talk with her, then she gets all distant.

>>34312591
0. I have one trying to be but I'm not into that kind of thing.

I don't pay close enough attention. Maybe hundreds

>why
I'm friends with a lot of popular gaming youtubers and twitch streamers. In addition to them thirsting, their followers see us interacting and are always orbiting. I've gotten some cool stuff off my amazon wishlist tho and when I needed money for my cat's vet bills was able to raise money on gofundme. It's nice.

>>34322009
abusing the game. very sociopathic. you know that you will never be a good mother, right?

>>34322050
wouldnt exactly call it abuse considering I don't even really interact with any of them. They just exist. My friends are my friends, anyone who follows isn't really my concern. It's cool of course, but I don't put any effort in to maintain it. I've always had the amazon list public. The gofundme wasn't even my idea. I've had good luck come my way, I'd be a fool not to enjoy it

If I WAS trying to milk it I'd start up my own streaming channel or something and exploit them to make it big, but quite frankly I have my own career plans that don't involve gaming or streaming. I'd never have the dedication or motivation for it

>never a good mother
Well no shit, I also don't plan on being one

also sorry if I sound cold, I'm tired as fuck

This thread reminded me to thank myself for not being absolutely pathetic.

>>34322368
you're only mildly pathetic

>>34322424
>projecting
Speak for yourself, man. I've never orbited anyone. I've always found solace in my hobbies, businesses, and camaraderie.

>>34322586
you're on this board
this speaks volumes

>>34312591

I have 5 orbiters.

I have them because long ago a young femanon posted here (when the orbiter trend was in full force).

Her posts sounded outrageous until she showed proof of her orbiters buying Versace purses and a mac book along other goodies. I wanted the same thing so I took her advice she gave on the thread and went forth. Now they are a source of income.

>>34312591
Never had one now fuck off

>>34322777
nasty trips, if dubs ur my gf now

>>34318744
lol @ catfish
what kind of girl ( or normie of any gender) talks like this?

i fit the ______ trope, derpa derp i have same motives as any girl
>> implying all girls are the same
>> validating r9k memes

>>34318539
I'll orbit u bitch, but only if I get to put it in your pooper once

a few and i dont know i guess they think im a manic pixie dream girl or something

Orbichauf here, repawtin for orbitin dooty

>meet girl on /soc/
>talk about weeb shit for a while and it's going great
>out of nowhere she asks for money
>ask her why
>she wants something and none of her other guys will get it for her
>unadd immediately

Seriously robots, don't be a beta orbiter. If that's the way they treat you, then it's better to not talk to them at all. At least the online ones.
Didn't even talk long and she already wanted me to become her personal bank. I want friendships/relationships like the rest of you, but I do have at least some self-respect.

>>34318539
be my gf right the heck now

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>>34312892
>>34313578
gave me a kek mate

>>34315554
>that Artful Dodger pic
L O N D O N
O
N
D
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>>34312591
One, makes me want to die make them sad for like an hour on a Sunday

>>34315896
LDR 5001?

>>34315487
>have loyal beta orbiter of two years
>decide to give him a chance/let him get close to me
>end up falling deeply in love with him despite his many flaws and clingy desperation
>encourage him to continue his education, even contribute to his tuition and help him with homework/study with him
>get him a part-time job at the store I used to work
>help him lose weight, teach him to take better care of his body
>as soon as he gains the confidence that comes with having a gf, a job, and a decently fit body, he cheats on me
whoops. like poetry

>>34325053

What did you except Anon ? He went from the bottom, once he's at the top, he's gonna do what he never could.

You should have seen that.

>>34318820
>>34318682
YOU NIGGERS ARE USING THE WORD EMPATHY WROOOOOOOOOONG
LEARN YOUR FUCKING VOCABULARY ASPIE
THE WORD YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IS SYMPATHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

O but my boyfriend gives me all the attention I need

>>34325089
you're right. now i know better. just hope she's more careful with her beta than i was

>>34325176

>tfw not ugly

>tfw not hot enough to assemble an army of orbitters to do my bidding

but at least i have a kute loli voice ~ :3

>>34325176
>>34325319

and a bf never stopped me from collecting orbitters wherever i found them ^.^

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>>34312591
>tfw oscar orbited you
should I feel good or bad ?

>>34325291

He'll come back to you.

>>34325053
This is a great movie in the making

even if i had any i wouldn't know

>>34321901
That's one of the reasons why women can't be friends with us. They are always on that power dynamic and things are never leveled and equal as it is between us guys. Don't take that bitch seriously, use her to practice your skills with women but don't get attached because in the end there's no point in having such "friendship" if it's not only for seduction and fucking.

>>34322242

I'm curious as to which youtubers and which streamers you're being friends with.

I don't think I have any atm. The last beta orbiter I had, ended up introducing me to another beta orbiter who I ended up fucking, taking his virginity, and made my bf. The first orbiter is still salty af

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>ITT: HUMAN GARBAGE

I'd be more upset if I didn't already know about it.

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The trick is to just get your own orbiters. Just do the same shit they do to you and they'll leave or value you more that you're unavailable

>>34315554

I srsly love you. Pls be my gf
>a girl telling whiteknights to fuck off to tumblr

My extraordinarily large Penis is now extraordinarily hard

>>34326481

Why settle for betas? Is there anything less attractive? Omfg

>>34326686

>big dick
>reliably squirt when we sex
>is actually very funny, and intelligent
>$$$
>loves me to bits
>loyalty guaranteed
>willing to call me on my shit
>but usually doesn't give a fuck because he loves me too much
>is not a robot, nor is he a chad
>also isn't a boring normie

>>34326755

Then he is not a beta and not a robot.

Btw you sound like my ex

>>34313578
Jajaja kys

>>34326807

he's pretty beta, he orbited for 2 years.

why did you guys break up?

>>34326832

Cause I cheated on here because I devour happiness and future.

I still love her 2 years after we broke up. That's more beta than orbiting, even

>>34312591
0. I don't talk to men. I don't talk to anyone, for that matter. I wouldn't want "beta orbiters" anyway.

>>34327113
Same. Also 0 orbiters because I don't talk to anyone except my cat and my brother

>>34327244
post your pussy(cat)

>>34327244
>my cat
Checked. My based cat sistren. What's your cat's name?

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>>34327289
>>34327313
His name is Special Agent Fox Mulder and he's the best friend I've ever had. He's getting old though so I'm probably just going to off myself when he passes away.

>>34327540
pls be my gf and rewatch xfiles with me

>>34322697
What's the most expensive thing your orbiters have bought for you?

I used to have one but he's in prison now